National Poetry Day
this is a tale of Robin Hood Airport,
whose staff saw a musing tweet and thought,
“Perhaps this fellow has said something he oughtn’t?”
and saw fit to send the chap to court.
Now what you should understand, and know,
is that a tweet, to friends, that you might blow
an airport to the sky, should you not see your beau,
is clearly a jest, not a portend of woe.
But the CPS didn’t think this would matter,
though there was no threat, just playful chatter;
this fellow’s career is left in tatters.
So let this be a lesson to those who blog and tweet,
that the authorities may turn up the heat,
in the event that your words are similarly downbeat.
But! An appeal was lodged with the aid of a knight,
this fellow, you see, decided to put up a fight,
and so we’ll all know soon if it’s turned out alright.
And if it does, we can let our a cheer,
as once again, we can speak without fear,
(be it on Twitter or the blogosphere),
even if — sometimes — a little cavalier.