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Bow Wow ducking a Stalker (... the promoter trying to sue him).

Poptarts never cease to fascinate these days... or maybe we're just bored with politics and down low clergy (for now). [Props ALLHipHop.com] ~ Rapper/actor Bow Wow is the subject of a lawsuit seeking at least $75,000 in damages, after he pulled out of a concert, as well as the make-up date, in St. Louis, Missouri. Lawyers for Brad Gould's Macsimum Entertainment have been following Bow Wow around the country in hopes of serving him papers related to the lawsuit, but they couldn't get to the rapper because of his security detail. They claim Bow Wow is playing a game of cat and mouse to avoid being served." Can someone just dodge being served papers forever? Whatever. This isn't a good look for Bow Wow's career, getting a rep as unrealiable. With acting jobs on the rise this is not the sort of press he needs, especially after Raz B already threw him under the bus with his other B2k bandmates. This needs to be straightened out like yesterday. Clearly money is not a problem. Still haven't seen Lottery Ticket yet, but did enjoy his performance in Roll Bounce. While some rapper turned actors are pretty terrible, Bow Wow has been pretty impressive so far. Let's hope he doesn't fuck it all up.~

Guess who's stalking Chris Brown now?! Raz B's crazy-ass brother. SMDH

It's been said that mental illness runs in families ... Raz B! Come get your damn brother! Ricky Romance ups the crazy with the video below. If threatening to stick a pistol in Chris Brown's mouth if he ever catches him alone wasn't enough, now he's stalking Hollywood asking strangers if they've seen Chris Brown. SMDH... Mental illness is no joke. First off ... Raz and his crazy brother are fucking with the wrong Chris. They need to be stalking Chris Stokes with a video camera, let us all keep an eye on his nasty ass. Second, let's hope Chris Brown says DEUCES to this fool instead of doing another spoof. But seeing how well Chris restrains himself, we're sensing another comedy routine. Stay tuned .... NOTE to CHRIS: Think less comedy and more restraining order.

Breezzay!!! Where you at?!!!

Chris Brown escalates Raz B feud w/ vid spoof of Ricky Romance - "You softer than baby puppies!"

Is Breezy itching for trouble... or giving brilliant satire? *Sigh* LMAO! *Sigh* Chris' hard-core thug parody with an air of 'one false move and the puppy gets it!' is irresistable. Or maybe it's those kissable lips. Whatever. We said he was a clown, thats why we love him - passionately. This short vid clip where he poses as a luscious-lipped thug and threatening himself while holding a puppy and a fake gun proves his clown-ness is in full effect, and that he could stick us up for our candy any day or night of the week. Ah, feel the love from his fan-base rising like a morning erection. Clearly making light of the video (below) by Ricky Romance (who jumped into the twitter beef instigated by his brother Raz B) where he threated to roll up on Chris Brown and shove a pistol in his mouth, is Chris' way of taking the clown route. Is it ill-adviced? Yes. Is it kinda brilliant? Well, lets just say that the best satire is. Although he's giving Raz B and now Ricky Romance their much desired google hits. And hopefully Romance has the sense to find the parody of his foolishness funny. But with one who's dumb enough to produce the original threat vid in the first place (see Ricky's vid below), we never know deep the waters of his ignorance are. Stay tuned. However, Chris may have taken the matter to the comedic level necessary to defuse the whole faux-troversy, expose it as the absurd nonsense that it is, while making us all laugh in the process. Advice to Chris from a die-hard fan: Cute, extremely, brilliant even, (especially the candy shirt) but since some people don't have a sense of humor, let this go now. Please. But keep making your fan-base throb with delight. ~

Ricky Romance threatens Chris Brown

The dark side of the Chris Brown twitter feud with Raz B.

...And is all this Raz's psycho Love Letter to Omarion?

Like Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction, Raz refuses to be ignored. The above gag pic of Raz B as an urban Peter Pan was posted during Raz B's successful provocation of a twitter feud with a big name - Chris Brown. Funny pic. I giggled. Even shamelessly commented "I'd hit it" if only to counter some of the negative comments left by other viewers, and well, because its true. Raz is looking kinda good there. But then the brother of our favorite molestee attention whore (the equally attention starved Ricky Romance) swooped into the action with some tweets of his own. "@chrisbrown i think you a talented artist but im still gonna shove my pistol in your mouth if i catch you alone w/ no security lol. God Night" "@chrisbrown lil homie you beat women thats not cool and when i see you imma smack you in your mouth you better pay for protection" "@chrisbrown who you gonna pay in LA to watch your back WOMEN Beater?" "If #fishbrown apologize in 24 hours I will call off my goons or else he will be visited when he least expect it..lol" Then things got even more interesting when Romance posted a video (scroll to bottom) A joke only goes so far. And when somebody is dead in the streets, someone will claim it all started so innocently. No, it's never been innocent. Raz has been on a mission to provoke for sometime now, even though he disavows any of his brothers actions, he's still the puppetmaster, the ringleader who started it all. Nice, Raz. Light a fire and run away. My respect for Raz B just plummeted to negative numbers. And to think I used to support this fool. Even though I still believe he was molested, he needs to be off in therapy somewhere without internet access. Of course I'd still hit it though. I'm guess I'm just nasty like that. A little hate never stops me. As for as Ricky Romance and his psycho threats, Chris Brown's people should rain some legal hellfire on his broke ass like he's never seen. You can't just threaten someone's life on video, you just can't. As for Raz B and his rage against Omarion and now Chris Brown (accusing him of being on the down-low), maybe seeing the two together has something to do with it. Remember how Raz also pulled Bow Wow into his mess, yes, the Bow Wow who spent so much time with O that rumors flew and their names were merged into Bowmarion? So ... is all this Raz's psycho Love Letter to Omarion? Did they do something once upon a time that blew Raz's mind? Was is that good? Because, like Alexyss Tylor says - Dick will make you slap somebody. Maybe Raz just needs to get down on one knee and admit he's hopelessly in love with O. Of course he'd never do that, with all his rants about the end-times and shit. We all know that when the final bell tolls, God wants us to be straight with a bunch of bastard babies or He's sending us to Hell. Right, Raz? And btw - you look damn good in those tights, I'd even risk hell for it. You should send that pic to O, maybe he'll call.
	Ricky Romance threatens Chris Brown
Raz and Ricky bask in the light of their scandal (as victims) UHG!! Notice... How Ricky lies and says Raz didn't address Chris Brown only Rihanna - when in fact he also addressed Eric Benet, Halle Berry & Chris. Only Chris was dumb enough to respond. Stay tuned ... when the media dies down and Raz is getting less google hits, our attention whoring duo will pick a fight with someone else. You heard it here first ....

Really, Chris Brown? Pulled into Raz B's crazy gutter over a tweet? SMDH!

UPDATE: Chris Brown escalates Raz B feud w/ vid spoof of Ricky Romance - "You softer than baby puppies!"

*Sigh* It's sad but true. And it makes me worry when some female attention whore will bait Breezy into smacking her. The now notorious Chris Brown vs Raz B twitter feud which TMZ.com erroneously titled Chris Brown - Racial, Gay Slurs in Twitter Feud which was clearly not racist and, IMO, not homophobic either. It was just completely stupid (of Chris Brown). Raz B (attention whore that he is) baited Chris, and he took it hook, line and sinker. It started when Raz (obviously out of B2K bandmates to throw under the bus) decided to pick a fight with larger prey, so he tweeted this: Raz was fishing. He didn't care who responded, Halle, Eric Benet or Rihanna. Chris Brown (sorry to say, because we hoped he was smarter) responded like a big ol' jackass. This is how a faux-controversy is born. Now some people are trashing Brown saying he's a douchbag and that he hasn't changed. Just follow the comment threads here and here and its easy to see that Chris should have taken the high road. Really, Chris Brown? Getting into it with a now legendary attention whore like Raz B? I thought so much better of him. Thought he was wiser since the climb back to respectability after the Rihanna thing. And don't get it twisted, it's not so much the content of the tweets, but the fact that he didn't just laugh it off and keep it moving. Thats what you do when someone invites you to get down in their mud. You laugh and walk away. Still some growing up to do, I guess. In the meantime, maybe he should let his people handle ALL his social networking before someone else punks his ass into a career ending faux pas. As it stands now - Chris Brown is young, dumb and fulla ... well, let's just say he's still the man around these parts. For now. But wait ... ...might as well put all the dirt out there. Raz B also says Chris Brown is gay. According to my favorite gossip guru BeStylistik Raz B "is a trouble maker and a jerk, but when he OUTS someone its usually the truth!" Food for thought, as you peruse these tweets. One thing is clear, Raz B is a clear and present douche-bag.