Beloved True Blood Star Becoming a Mass Murderer

We're sorry to say, it's happening. Cult leader, killer, all that. Also today: a movie studio is more powerful than a country, the new Batman movie is just recycling the old title, and Darren Aronofsky loves robots. More »

Sanctum: Nothing Good Ever Happened in a Cave

Here's a trailer for the James Cameron-produced Australian thriller Sanctum, about a group of daredevil cave explorers who get stuck way under ground after a flood (or something). It looks like your typical cheesy disaster movie. More »

Glee: The Horror, the Rocky Horror

The latest of Glee's stunt episodes, an adaptation of the cult classic musical The Rocky Horror Picture Show showed up just in time for Halloween, the most cross-dressingest time of the year. Well, it wasn't a total failure. More »

This Week In Tabloids: Justin Timberlake & Olivia Munn's "Amazing Sex"

Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, Margaret and I search for bubbling hot gossip in the celebrity weeklies. Today, we learned how Justin Timberlake fucked — and fucked over — Olivia Munn. [Jezebel]

Two Avatar Sequels to Hit In 2014, 2015

Remember Avatar, the giant space adventure about how to hair-rape wild animals? Well, hopefully you want more of it, because that's what James Cameron has just agreed to direct, Avatars 2 & 3. Sadly, this means no Cameron-directed Cleopatra.

Which Pop Star Was Blackmailed with Indecent Photographs?

The British courts are blocking her identity, but her blackmailer is headed to jail. This star was dropped as a weight-loss spokesperson, this '80s costars had a romantic reunion, and the return of Coke Mom. More »

Sarah Jessica Parker's Husband Embarks On Manhattan Burglary Spree

Poor Ferris has finally snapped and taken to a life of crime. Also today: A show starring a beloved actress is canceled, another show will feature a non-beloved non-actress, and we fantasize about yet another TV show. More »

Mad Men Gets a Children's Book Makeover

Those funny folks at British humor site The Poke have transformed the main characters of Mad Men in the style of the Mr. Men books. They even wrote a whole tale using the characters. It's a one-two punch of nostalgia. More »

The A-List: They Shoot Gay Housewives, Don't They?

The merry band of marys on Logo's "gay housewives" show The A-List celebrated Gay Pride last night. They did it by bringing everyone in the universe shame with a naked photo shoot, a drama-filled party, and an ugly foot tattoo. More »

Which Sitcom Star Has Been Spending Time in Gay Bars?

His wife isn't too happy he's been hanging with the boys behind her back. This actress framed a costar for burning an expensive dress, and this Olympian is bedding hordes of girls. Sounds like his life is going, ahem, swimmingly. More »

Has MTV Canceled The City for Real This Time?

Whitney Port commented on the fate of her faux-show The City today: "As of right now it doesn't really look like we're doing it anymore." MTV's previously denied cancellation rumors. If they kill it, can we still hate Olivia Palermo?

Is It Possible to Make a Movie Worse Than Valentine's Day?

No one really knows, so one director, and possibly one actress, are endeavoring to find out. Also today: NBC orders two dubious sounding pilots, Matthew Weiner has a casting change for his first movie, and trouble in New Zealand. More »

Rabbit Hole: Is It Dead Kid Season Again Already?

Here's a trailer for Rabbit Hole, the dead-kid drama based on the Pulitzer-winning play by David Lindsay-Abaire. Nicole Kidman steps into the role that won Cynthia Nixon a Tony on Broadway, plus Aaron Eckhart shows up for some moping. More »

Which Female Singer Has Converted a Gay Guy?

She must have some powerful magic, because her new man is cheating on his boyfriend to be with her. This reality star's husband is stealing, and this talk show host wants to date a rapper. Everyone's turning over new leaves. More »

Everyone's Favorite Jackasses Totally Ball-Punched by Handycam Ghosts

Now, the Jackasses still did pretty well. But man oh man, those closed-circuit demon-spirits really walked away with it this weekend. You moviegoers are an ever-trend-consuming tribe, you are. Always on to the next reality TV show-esque movie. More »

10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Michaele Salahi tries to say she left the State Dinner because she didn't like the food, Kathie Lee Gifford gets sexually scary with Andy Cohen, and a scarecrow outrages a community. [Jezebel]

What's Opening in Theaters Today

Friday is here, which means movies! It's a fairly quiet week for releases, but let's take a look anyway. Mostly, this week's movies are about g-g-ghossssts! We've got Paranormal Activity 2 and Hereafter, plus a couple of indies. More »

Project Runway: Crybabies in Crisis

There was plenty of drama in the first half of Project Runway's "two-part finale," but it was more to do with the designers behind the scenes than the actual clothes. We also saw the cryingingest elimination of all time. More »

Your Mom Just Passed Out

Your mom is lying on the living floor right now, overcome by some amazing lady news. Also today: We have our Bilbo Baggins! Steven Spielberg is directing a new movie about robots. Plus some more bad Mel Gibson news. More »

Jersey Shore: Freaks of Nature

It is proven science that the eight guidos involved in Jersey Shore, the most important sociological experiment of our time, are biological mutations. As they leave Miami for good, let's see how the natural world has turned against them. More »