Showing posts with label Pageant. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pageant. Show all posts

Saturday, 15 November 2014

Pageant Pretties - Mellow Yellow




New York's Nina Davuluri, - winner of the Miss America 2014 title.












Monday, 12 May 2014

Pageant Pretties - Carnivale Queen







Man, sometimes I miss Rio! ... That's 'sometimes' as in every time I breathe!













Wednesday, 3 October 2012

The Shot - A Assload of Ass : Brazil's Miss Bum Bum Pageant





Again, the much loved phrase "Only In Brazil" is up there in lights!

Yap, some curvy caboosed Conchitas competing in Brazil's subtly titled "Miss Bum Bum" pageant show their, erm, talents while waiting to record a TV show in Osasco, a surburb of Sao Paulo, this week.

Brazil's upcoming municipal elections are being overshadowed by the online contest, which seeks to find the cutest female behind!

Obama needs to introduce this curvy caboose thing to AmeriKKKa to help his election chances!








Wednesday, 1 February 2012

Top Thai Totty - Pageant Pretty Aimee Morakot Inclined To Recline





The snappily titled - and very snappable - Miss Aimee Morakot Kittisara, the winner of the Miss Thailand Universe pageant 2004, now a regular on some weird soap opera on Thai telly.














Saturday, 7 January 2012

Cult Cutie Greta Thyssen Meets Two Weirdos In Shorts






Yummy actress and model Greta Thyssen gets grabbed an awestruck (no,not horny!) pair of beach bums - Gene Selznick and Bernie Holtzman, winners of the 1957 State Beach Volleyball Open - in Santa Monica, California.

Shirts for men had not yet been invented!










Thursday, 5 January 2012

Then and Now - Bikini Politico Mara Carfagna




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Miss Mara Carfagna, former "model", Miss Italy contestant and "calendar girl" (but never 'anything erotic' - according to her good self!) now Equal Opportunities Minister (whatever the f*ck that means!) in silly Silvio Berlusconi's crazy cabinet.

I wonder how this bikini bimbo could possibly have done to attain this exalted position?!












Thursday, 8 December 2011

Bond Babes - Curvaceous Cutie Claudine Auger Chills



Claudine Auger Bond Girls Throughout The Years



Former Miss France, curvaceous Claudine as dynamite Domino Derval in Thunderball (1965).

This beauty was born on April 26, 1941 and her important numbers are 36-23-37.











Monday, 20 June 2011

Pageant Pretty - Miss California wins Miss USA pageant in Vegas






Miss California, a New Jersey-born model and aspiring actress living in Los Angeles, won the Miss USA pageant on Sunday night in Las Vegas.

Alyssa Campanella 21, beat out a field of 50 other beauty queens and now will go on to represent the U.S. in the Miss Universe contest. The striking redhead did more than parade on stage in a bikini and evening gown, she also apparently won high marks from the judges for her answer to a question about the legalization of marijuana, saying the plant should not be legalized for general consumption but should be kept available for medicinal use!

Though she represented California in the contest, Campanella appears to still think of herself as an East Coaster. Yap, “Born and raised in the Garden State, Alyssa Campanella is not your typical Jersey girl, but New Jersey is where she calls home,” reads the welcome page on her website.

The chick representing Tennessee was the first runner-up.










Thursday, 5 May 2011

Mugshot Mayhem - Pageant Pretty Katie Rees vists Vegas Piggery







Katie Rees really kissed her "Miss Nevada USA 2007" title adios! Yap, after some real naughty shots (featuring items of no clothing and some gal-on-gal action) from her earlier years were leaked, Katie got canned.

Talk about 'Stoned and Dethroned'!




Then, a few short months later, in Feb 2008, poor lil Katie ran into trouble with the Piggery. Yap, instead of being given a gong, she was arrested in Las Vegas for assaulting a police officer.

Very shocking really!

Yap, shocking that a chick who looks like this could ever become "Miss Nevada USA 2007" in the first f*cking place!













Saturday, 19 March 2011

Vintage Cutie - Miss France, 1959






Man, amazingly Pageant Pretties looked like real women back in the 50s!







Tuesday, 18 January 2011

The WTFFF - Miss America 2011: Yodelling Ventriloquist Miss Arkansas





This chick, Alyse Eady, may be hotter than Georgia asphalt. However, she's also crazier than a sh*thouse rat!

I suspect some sort of 'MK Ultra' mind control shennanigans!

I'd still do her! ..... Unless, of course, she brought those f*cking creepy puppets to bed!






















Wednesday, 8 December 2010

Pageant Pretty - Tantalising Toby Chan, Miss Hong Kong 2010







Tantalising Toby Chan (陳庭欣), aged 22 (what Bill Clinton'd call a 'granny'!) , officially the hottest chick in all of hot Hong Kong!

For some strange reason, I prefer the outfit on the right - the one she wears to work each day!








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