You really don’t want to try and run over Isaia Tuifua, as you will lose.
There was an ITM Cup rugby match in New Zealand between Taranaki and Bay of Plenty at the weekend; a 21-3 win for Taranaki in soggy conditions.
Bay of Plenty centre Nick Evemy tried to run over his opposite number but Tuifua lined him up and stopped Evemy like he had just ran into a brick wall.
What makes it even better is that the ref called it back to look to see if it was legal and asked the TMO for help. That meant the entire crowd got to see the hit in all its gory details three or four times, leading to huge cheers and big congratulations for Tuifua from his team-mates.
I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated and subsequently procreated. That's how it goes. Here's the Hiphopopotamus. The hip hop hippo. They call me the Hiphopopotamus. My lyrics are bottomless. They call me the Hiphopopotamus. Flows that glow like phosphorous. Poppin' off the top of this esophagus. Rockin' this metropolis. I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal. Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
I really hate when an artist records a song with a hackneyed title you've heard a hundred times before. Like this one!! .... "Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros"?! C'mon lads ... use some more f*cking imagination!!
Yap, here the mother flippin' Hiphopopotamus battles the mother flippin' Rhymenoceros - the two horniest things on Earth (well, aside from a coked-up Chuck Sheen with a pornstar ho locked in his bathroom!)
The greatest thing to come outta New Zee since .... well, ever (aside perhaps from that block of cheddar cheese I ate last night which caused me to have really really scary nightmares!)... it's Flight of the Conchords with the best piece of rap I've heard in years (there's 'damning with faint praise', for ya!) the mighty 'Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros' from their badly missed classic telly series.
Well, it's way f*cking better than one of Little Wayne's crocks, anyway (there's 'damning with faint praise', for ya!)
So remember, all you crappy rappers, never procreate with a rhino ... or a hippo ... or both together!
"I'm the mother flippin' Rhymenocerous. My beats are fly and the birds are on my back. And I'm horny --- I'm horny!!!" ... indeed!!
What can I do if she's lost? Just the thought fills my heart with Pink Frost. I thought I was dreaming - so I didn't heed her screaming.
New Zealand's finest band (not meaning with that phrase to damn with faint praise!) and supreme purveyors of sumptuous power-pop (the creators of one of the greatest pop songs of modern tmes in the mighty "Heavenly Pop Hit"), The Chills here blast out the wonderful "Pink Frost" on the TV2 music show "Radio With Pictures" (great title!) back in 1986.
1984's "Pink Frost" was the band's first single to make a chart impression in their native land, hitting number 17 in the Hit Parade there. The song was recorded as a three piece Martin Phillipps, Terry Moore and Martyn Bull in Auckland at the Lab Studios by Doug Hood.
"Pink Frost" would, a few years later, appear on "Kaleidoscope World ", the band's first album released in 1986 on Creation Records.
Beneath the sublime addictive melody lies a real dark and enigmatic song ..... "I want to stop my crying. But she's lying there dying. How can I live when you see what I've done?"
Bleak subject matter indeed. A real terrible thing has happened to the protagonist's beloved (or is it his kid?) and he believes it was he who commited the atrocity .... "I'm so scared. She won't move and I'm holding her head. She won't move and I'm holding her head. She's lost ... Bye Bye, Bye Bye!"
A Maori Chief welcomes New Zealand Prime Minister John Key at the coronation ceremony for the fourth year of rule of Maori King Tuheitia Paki at the Turangawaewae Marae on August 20, 2010 in Ngaruawahia, New Zealand.
Paki succeeded his mother Dame Te Atairangikaahu following her death in August 2006, and was crowned and made successor the same day as his mother's funeral.
How the douchebag Key - essentially a symbol of the white colonisers who killed countless Maoris and basically (like their yankee compatriots in Amerikkkka) stole the vast majority their land - had the audacity to turn up at this sacred ceremony is beyond me!
The good news though is that, as the highlight of the ceremony, they detached Key's masonic head from his useless body!
A New Zealand softcore porn star and sometime stripper is suing the Sexpo after a disastrous live performance that got her in trouble with festival organizers...
Lisa Lewis, no relation to any other Lisa Lewis we might've heard of here in the States, calls herself an "international star, exotic dancer and soft porn star." She may or may not be the same Lisa Lewis who ran through a rugby match three years ago wearing only a bikini, and subsequently landed a spot on an all-nude newscast on AltTV. In any case, that Lisa Lewis is the author of this unfortunate YouTube video, entitled Does Lisa Lewis Spit or Swallow?, a clip about brushing your teeth.
Lisa Lewis With the Dark Hair was performing a stripper routine in only a G-string at the Sexpo when she slipped and broke her nose on what she claims was a faulty pole. (She has been performing for ten years-- since the ripe old age of 17-- so we can't chalk it up to beginner's suck.) The adult film star says she warned organizers they needed a fresh pole, but they apparently ignored her.
One source claims that Lewis was ejected from the venue after putting her hands in her underwear in a masturbatory fashion. Organizers booted her, saying the act was "too risque."
But something stinks here-- does this mean she was thrown out before or after the nose injury? Seems to us like one of those two events-- the broken nose and the ejection-- are fabrications.
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