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Showing newest posts with label Brazil. Show older posts
Showing newest posts with label Brazil. Show older posts
Saturday, 3 July 2010
Soccer Sweety - Sexy Spanish Soccer Senorita
Holy Tamale!!!
If the Spaniards wil toight, she's promised to take that off!!
The Sport - World Cup 2010: Brazil and Dunga cannot be saved by off-form Kaka
Well, my main World Cup went south last night! In bizarre circumstances really.
Brazil should have been home and dry at the and of the first half, with a bagful of goals. If it was a boxing match, it might've been stopped then!
Second half though was a different story. They gave away a ridiculous 'Laurel & Hardy' type goal and then started to crumble fast.
And Kaka, the so-called "best player in the world' was nowhere to be seen! I guess with a name that in English means Doo-Doo, what could you expect!!
World Cup 2010: Brazil and Dunga cannot be saved by off-form Kaka
If the fall of a player ever reflected the demise of a team it was in the diminished shape of Kaka here.
by Kevin Garside
in Port Elizabeth
http://www.telegraph.co.uk
03 Jul 2010
With six minutes to go and Brazil desperately seeking their mojo the ball fell to Kaka, once the heartbeat of this generation. Time appeared to slow as he rounded the last defender. This was a chance he would have slotted away at his peak. Only the goalkeeper to beat. The keeper won the duel.
And so a season of personal failure spread to the national side. Kaka never quite recovered the sharpness eroded in a season of injury and disappointment at Real Madrid. With Kaka reduced, Brazil could not conjure enough of their creative mischief in the final third.
There were moments in this World Cup when Dunga’s team approximated to the Brazil of old, but not consistently. When they were asked to respond yesterday, Brazil were flat-footed.
After the final whistle Dunga headed straight for the tunnel and out of a job. There was no great enthusiasm in the first place for the perceived betrayal in his name of the Brazilian way, the subordination of joga bonito to a pragmatic ideal.
Those legends of the Pele period, Tostao and Carlos Alberto, were among those to rail at the Dunga template. Their assumption that the spirit of Brazil is there to be liberated by the right man will be tested in the near future. It could be that the talent pool in Brazil is shrinking in line with our own.
Who did Dunga leave behind? He could not have taken Ronaldinho, who once flickered as brightly as any in the Selecao’s history, but who now doubles as a pub player at AC Milan. Alexandre Pato, Ronnie’s team-mate at the rossoneri? You could argue he is here already in the person of Nilmar, a striker also not wholly trusted.
This was no victory for ‘Total Football’. For 25 minutes Holland could barely string two passes together. Felipe Melo, who so offends the Brazilian orthodoxy, sliced open the Dutch defence with a delicious first-half pass on which Robinho gorged. That, one assumed, was the trigger that would propel Brazil to a higher elevation.
At that point Robinho was all that Arjen Robben was not. The time has come to give Robinho his due.
The flaky opportunist bundled off to Brazil through the Eastlands back door is a player of substance in a national shirt. While his opposite number was diving about the pitch like a WWF fraud, Robinho was upstanding throughout. And what a difference it made in the opening period.
Robben is equally blessed but guilty of irritating gamesmanship. The ankle clasp and exaggerated roll has become his signature move. The booking which Michel Bastos received for one challenge on Robben had Dunga shaking the dugout with rage.
The Bastos tackle that led to the Holland equaliser brought another piece of shameful Dutch theatre, with Robben slapping the turf repeatedly as if to dissipate the pain.
Maybe the grass on that side of the pitch contains anaesthetic. Robben was up like a shot and sprinting down the wing quicker than a colt at Epsom on Derby day. The kind of cynical manipulation Robben brings to the game is as pernicious as the treatment handed out by the bruisers who clattered into Kaka, Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi during the group stage of the tournament.
More depressing still is the silence on the issue at Fifa.
There was no excuse for the actions of Melo, sent off for stamping on Robben. But there was some sympathy.
Dunga accepted the blame for Brazil’s exit. He was out of contract, and might not have been retained had he won in South Africa.
“We are all responsible but I have the greatest responsibility,” Dunga said. “We are all extremely saddened, we did not expect this.”
The mea culpa did not stop his critics piling in. “You should be ashamed to be Brazilian,” raged one. Not the way to address a man who captained Brazil to their fifth World Cup.
Kaka was only a few steps behind his coach in leaving the pitch, eyes down, shaking his head in disbelief. This was not the player we have come to know. Neither were his team.
Saturday, 12 June 2010
The Sport - World Cup Forecast Time
So the NWO's FIFA World Cup's kicked off. Never has the competition been so over-hyped, yet curiously, never for me so lacking in the excitement of anticipation. The two yawnfests yesterday aren't really helping with that view!
Nevertheless, I'll be watching a share of the matches. And having one or two wagers too.
So who's going to win the thing? ... Well, having gone through the matches a few times, cutting straight to the chase, it's gotta be Brazil, probably the best team and for certain a team on the far easier side of the draw. The only likely challenge they'll face before the final will come from the Netherlands - a talented but notoriously fractuous and unreliable outfit.
So it's not just the naughty fat-bottomed Rio girls I like, it's the Samba footy team too! I had a wager on them a few weeks back at 13/2. They're trading at 4/1 now.
On the other, rather nightmarish, side of the draw, at least four giants will slug it out! Nevertheless, I fancy the chances of Italy, who I've had a smaller wager on at 16's. An unflamboyant team, to say the least, but one with great experience, some great players and a great manager. Plus of course a great winning mentality.
Given the torturous route that faces teams on said side of the draw, I've also had a saver on Germany at 15's. The Krauts are another team with magnificent history in the competition and one that really knows how to grind out success. One that has a few top class players too (not so sure about that manager, however!)
Any dark horses? Well, it's going to be real hard. However, looking at the top half of the draw - and if there's any 'dark horse', it will certainly come from that side - maybe Serbia could make a march to the later stages. A talented team that's hard to break down, they're available at 70/1 (a price that's way way above that of France, who Serbia quite easily superceded in the qualifiers.)
Anyway, enough rambling! Like these lil hotties, I'll be cheering on a Brazil /Italy final on July 11th!
Wednesday, 5 May 2010
Friday, 9 April 2010
Television Totty Daiana Menezes does Beach Bunny
Whooooaaaa!! ... Maganda, indeed!
Man, it wasn't as if the Philippines needed to import stunning hotties!!
Saturday, 13 February 2010
Art of the Poster: Iracema - Uma Transa Amazônica (1976)
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An amazing piece of no-budget, experimental, cinema verite following the dark and often bleak trials and tribulations of a young whore in truck-stop joints along the giant, barren, newly-built Trans-Amazonia Highway.
Monday, 1 February 2010
Moving Model Gisele Bundchen shows her talents
Attack of the hot 50 foot woman!
The hottest thing ever to come out of Brazil. Well, aside from that scalding cup of coffee which nearly sent me to ER this morning!
Saturday, 23 January 2010
Moving Models - Bootiful Brazilian Andressa Soares and her Assets
Ah, the joys of intellectual Brazilian telly!
The joys of Andressa Soares and her assets!
Squats were never ever this much fun before!
This thing should win the Oscar for Best Foreign Feature(s)!!
Thursday, 17 September 2009
Wednesday, 26 August 2009
Saturday, 22 August 2009
Bountiful Brazilian babe Monica Mattos
Hey Monica Mattos, we hardly recognise you with so many clothes on!
But why the long face, bountiful Brazilian babe Monica Mattos?
Everyone loves your naughty naughty movies!
So wear something that says party and give us one of your wide smiles!
There you go!
That's more like it bountiful Brazilian babe Monica Mattos!
That wasn't so difficult now, was it?
You can lose that stupid hat though!
Friday, 3 July 2009
Watermelon Woman Andressa Soares - Brazil’s Greatest Treasure(s)
Watermelon Woman Is Brazil’s National Fruit
INTERVIEW BY CHRISTIANO ABRAHAO
INTERVIEW BY CHRISTIANO ABRAHAO
The only person who loves Andressa Soares’s butt more than Brazil’s sun-soaked masses and us is Andressa Soares. She’s really into it. And for good reason: Her ass has catapulted the charming Rio-born girl from bit parts in music videos into the pop-star spotlight as the overendowed Watermelon Woman.
Devoted fans now flock to her concerts, paparazzi stalk her every move, and crazed men and woman paw at her whenever they are able. In case you’re wondering why all the fuss in a country with thousands upon thousands of similarly impressive posteriors: Watermelon Woman’s ass measures a formidable 46 inches around and she can’t stop shaking it, even when she tries to.
"Truthfully, it’s like a motor: Vrrrrrrr! It’s extremely tiring. 'Go, go, go, butt! Go, go, go!' ”
Oi, querida! Please tell us who you are.
Watermelon Woman: My name is Andressa Soares, better known as Mulher Melancia: Watermelon Woman.
How’d you get such an excellent name, and what does it mean?
I was a radio broadcaster, and one day the station posted a picture of me online. Once people saw it they started commenting: “Wow, her bumbum looks like a watermelon! It is really big!” They started teasing me.
What were you doing in this picture?
It was a picture of me at the beach. I was bathing in the sea and my butt was up in the air.
And now you’re a famous musical performer! Tell us about this intriguing type of butt dancing you do to accompany your songs.
The dance is called créu, named after MC Créu. I was invited to shoot with him some time ago, and I thought, “I’m not going to participate. I don’t know who MC Créu is!” But eventually I went. Before the DVD was released there was a huge buzz, and people started saying, “You have to see the butt of this woman dancing! She shakes and trembles in different speeds.”
“You have to see the butt of this woman dancing! She shakes and trembles in different speeds.”
I understand you and Créu parted ways soon after. Is this when you developed your own style?
I can’t dance to his music anymore because he won’t let me. But people always want to see the butt shaking on the floor. There are only five speeds in Créu’s music, so I made a sixth speed to dance to.
And that’s when fame really set in.
After I became Watermelon Woman I was on the cover of Playboy. Now everyone in Brazil knows me. Everything has to do with my butt!
What is a Watermelon Woman show like?
There are two dancers—one blond, one brunette—me, and a DJ. We start with a song called “Single Yes, Alone Never!” then I ask the crowd: “Are there any single men here tonight?” Then we get the body moving.
This is your signature move, right?
Yeah. Truthfully, it’s like a motor: Vrrrrrrr! It’s extremely tiring. “Go, go, go, butt! Go, go, go!”
I suspect there are more men than women in your audience.
In the beginning there were only men. Of 1,000 people, there’d be 900 men. But then the women heard songs like “Single Yes, Alone Never!” and “No Man’s Decent,” and now it’s more balanced. Thank God!
What’s it like always having your ass cheeks rule your life?
I feel really happy. For my family it’s the best thing ever, and I love it. I’ve wanted to be in Playboy since I was a little girl.
So even as a child you knew there was something special back there?
When I was one or two years old, the mothers and fathers of all the other children would say, “Look at the butt on that girl, kids!” I used to think it was ugly.
And what do you make of Brazil’s more anorexic-looking gals?
Well, 20 to 30 percent of people here get silicone implants. Some in their lips, some in their butts, but mostly in their chests.
Do you think you’ve had any role in changing how Brazilian women perceive themselves?
I think so—from what people tell me. One day I had an interview with a woman who said that before me, women were always looking to put silicone in their breasts. Only 20 or 30 percent would look for silicone to be applied in their butt.
That’s not quite what I meant, but I see your point.
Nowadays 85 percent of women demand silicone for the butt and 65 percent for the breasts. People were not concerned about the butt before—they were into liposuction. Now they are more into having thick thighs and big butts—being curvy with a thin waist. Even the actresses now are a little curvier than before.
Does it get annoying having people stare at your ass all the time?
I am actually used to people looking and even touching it, to be honest. The guys usually ask to take a picture and put their arm around my neck, but before they go, they “unintentionally” brush their arm down my butt. They try to apologize and all, but I don’t care. What am I going to do? Even women! Women are more straightforward. They ask, “Can I touch your ass to see how firm it is?” I swear to you, this is how it goes.
Do you find that Brazilian women’s definition of beauty varies from city to city?
Women in São Paulo are more concerned about their face and makeup. They dress nicer. The women in Rio are not like that. It’s not that they don’t care about their faces, but the body comes first. They work out a lot to look strong for the beach. In Rio, women practically live in their bikinis.
Europe and the US focus mostly on women’s breasts, while in Brazil the shape and size of the butt seems to be the primary concern.
That is absolutely true. Especially in Rio. For example, when someone sees a woman down the street, before they even start talking, they look at the butt. I myself do that. I can’t say a woman is pretty if she doesn’t have a nice butt.
from viceland.com
Wednesday, 15 April 2009
Brazilian Stunner Tamara Almeida in NYC
Miss World Brazil 2008 Tamara Almeida visits New York!
As well as being an uber-stunner, she's also quite a cultured chick!
We do like that in our beauty queens!
As well as being an uber-stunner, she's also quite a cultured chick!
We do like that in our beauty queens!
Wednesday, 11 February 2009
Saturday, 25 October 2008
Brazilian hotty Adriane Galisteu
Adriane Galisteu - Vip Magazine
PDF │ 4 MB │ 09 pages
Some Brazilian hotty called Adriane Galisteu !
Nice!!
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