Wednesday, 30 September 2009

Madonna Finds Jesus #143





Jesus suffers for the sins of the world. Crucifixion was less painful!








Words of Wisdom - Madonna Finds Jesus





"I deserve someone hot, like Jesus."

- Madonna



This is also now the new slogan of The Catholic Church!!









Moments in Art - Eagle Vs Shark (2007)



Lily: How did you find out where I live?

Jarrod: I got my flatmate to ring up your work. Tell them it was an emergency ... You probably shouldn't go in there, they think you're dead.


The wonderful New Zealand indie comedy from Taika Cohen.

Starring Jemaine Clement of 'Flight of the Conchords' fame, this bijou film tells the beautiful awkward love story of Jarrod and Lily!! Your average nerdy New Zealand versions of Romeo and Juliet!



Jarrod: Tell him that justice is waiting for him.
Man on phone: OK Justin. Thank you. Bye bye.
Jarrod: No, justice! Justice!!!





Eagle Vs Shark Trailer














Ciara featuring Justin Timberlake - Love Sex Magic




Baby, show me, show me. What’s your favorite trick that you wanna use on me. And I’ll volunteer. And I’ll be flowing and going!


Yeah, there are a few favorite tricks we'd wanna use on her!

Curvaceous Ciara and Timberlake (we're well past sick of seeing this dick on what seems every pop song and TV show!) with the pleasant "Love Sex Magic".





The song's not exactly classic ... but Curvy Ciara's bod is!

And she shoo shakes her stuff here!

And that's all we care about!

Yap, we're totally base and shallow!







Ciara featuring Justin Timberlake - Love Sex Magic











Tales From The Dumb Side - Randy Quaid & Wife Free on Bail After Arrest





Seems like good ole boy and millionarie Randy Q. thought he was in a scene from "National Lampoon's Felony Vacation", when recently doing a runner with his wife from an expensive hotel!!

What a cheapskate! Not to say moron!!





From AP:
MARFA, Texas


Actor Randy Quaid and his wife have been released from a West Texas jail after their arrest for allegedly skipping out on a $10,000 California hotel bill.

Quaid and his wife, Evi, each posted $20,000 bail late Thursday after spending several hours in jail, Presidio County Sheriff Danny Dominguez told The Associated Press. Dominguez said he drove the actor to a bank to obtain the bail money.

The Quaids were taken into custody Thursday afternoon. Dominguez says a deputy spotted the couple driving into town, and that they had been staying at a Marfa hotel.

The felony warrant for Quaid and his wife was issued out of Santa Barbara County, California. The warrant was for burglary, defrauding an innkeeper and conspiracy.

Quaid won a Golden Globe Award and was nominated for an Emmy for his portrayal of President Lyndon Johnson in "LBJ: The Early Years"; but he's perhaps best known for his roles in the "National Lampoon's Vacation" movies, "Independence Day" and "Kingpin."

He also played a hard-nosed sheep rancher in "Brokeback Mountain," then sued Focus Features and the film's producers in 2006, claiming he was compelled to work cheaply when told the film — which earned $82 million at the domestic box office — had no prospects of making money.

Quaid is a native Texan and the older brother of actor Dennis Quaid.

Marfa, a remote West Texas town, is no stranger to Hollywood attention.

More than 50 years ago, filmmaker George Stevens settled on the area for his epic Texas oil tale "Giant," which starred Rock Hudson, Elizabeth Taylor and James Dean. (Stevens won a best director Oscar for "Giant" in 1957, the only win of that film's 10 nominations).

More recently, "There Will be Blood" and "No Country for Old Men" were filmed in the desolate town of 2,100, founded as a railroad stop in 1883.











The Love Song - The Arctic Monkeys' "Crying Lightning"!



And I love that little game you had called "Crying Lightning" and how you like to aggravate the ice cream man on rainy afternoons.


In another fine vid directed by The IT Crowd's Richard Ayaode, The Arctic Monkeys are "Crying Lightning"!

A tale of young thwarted love in a Northern Town, this witty enigmatic track - lyrically a kind of cross between Nick Cave, Alan Bennett and Eddie Izzard; at once surreal, poetic and 'kitchen sink' - was the first single from the Monkeys' rather good third album "Humbug".

It's always tremendous to see gobstoppers referred to in a song! Bring back the gobstopper into art!












Outside the café by the cracker factory
You were practicing a magic trick
And my thoughts got rude
As you talked and chewed
On the last of your pick n mix
Said your mistaken if you thinking that I an't been called cold before
As you bit into your strawberry lace,
And then a flip in your attention in the form of a gobstopper,
Is all you have left and it was going to waste

Your past times
Consisted of the strange
And twisted and deranged
And I love that little game you had called
Crying Lightning
And how you like to aggravate the ice cream man on rainy afternoons

The next time that I caught my own reflection
It was on it's way to meet you
Thinking of excuses to postpone
You never look like yourself from the side
But your profile did not hide,
The fact you knew I was approaching your throne.

With folded arms you occupy the bench like toothache
Saw them, puff your chest out like you never lost a war
And though I try so not to suffer the indignity of a reaction
There was no cracks to grasp, no gaps to claw

And your past times
Consisted of the strange
And twisted and deranged
And I hate that little game you had called
Crying Lightning
And how you like to aggravate the icky man on rainy afternoons
Uninviting
But not have as impossible as everyone assumes
You are Crying Lightning

Your past times
Consisted of the strange
And twisted and deranged
And I hate that little game you had called
Crying Lightning
Crying Lightning
Crying Lightning
Crying Lightning
Your past times
Consisted of the strange
And twisted and deranged
And I hate that little game you had called
Crying Lightning









Tales from The Dumb Side - Khloe Kardashian in trouble over wedding 'circus'





Magazine bosses are reportedly furious with Khloe Kardashian for allowing her wedding to turn into a media circus after she promised exclusive story rights to a publication.

The socialite-turned-reality TV star married basketball ace Lamar Odom on Sunday at Irving Azoff's Hollywood home, turning the quiet neighbourhood into a hotbed of paparazzi and news helicopters.

But OK! magazine editors were furious when paparazzi snaps of the bride in her wedding dress emerged, and they were forced to spend an extra £34,000 to buy the shots off the market, according to the New York Post's gossip column PageSix.

Kardashian signed a £167,000 contract allowing the magazine to feature the nuptials in an exclusive spread.

A guest tells the publication, "There were so many helicopters overhead, you couldn't hear the vows. The Kardashian family had assured OK! the ceremony would be at a secluded location, but in the end it was a circus."



from www.news.yahoo.com











"The Madonna and Child" Revisited




The Madonna and Child - Leonardo Da Vinci




The Madonna and Child* - Steven Klein




*In case ya'll didn't know, Mad MILF Madonna's new toyboy is called ... wait for it! ... Jesus!

And he's 290 years ... sorry, 29 years her junior !










Korean Kutie Han Ga-Eun does Race Queen












Marianne Faithfull - Return of a Rock-and-Roll Survivor





Return of a Rock-and-Roll Survivor - In the '60s, Marianne Faithfull Lived Hard, and She's Not Sorry

By Moira E. McLaughlin
Washington Post Staff Writer
Friday, September 25, 2009


There's a disconnect between the 1965 video of the blond, innocent-looking, 17-year-old Marianne Faithfull singing "As Tears Go By," the song that made her famous, and the Marianne Faithfull of legend, the one who spent years addicted to drugs, dated Rolling Stone Mick Jagger, lived on the London streets for a time and attempted suicide twice.

"It's an incredible trajectory," she said. in a recent interview from Paris. Now 62 and sober since the late '80s, she marvels. "I can't even believe it. I am amazed. How the hell did I manage it?"

The London-born Faithfull epitomized the sex, drugs and rock-and-roll lifestyle. And she has no problem with that. She writes of numerous sexual encounters in her first of two books, "Faithfull: An Autobiography." (Her second, "Memories, Dreams and Reflections," came out this year.) In 1969, she took 160 sleeping pills and sank into a coma. Her "Why d'Ya Do It," a crass speak-song from her 1979 album, "Broken English," was banned from Australian radio for obscenity.

"It was very exciting, you see. We were making it up as we went along in the '60s. That was what was so crazy, and it can't be like that again," she says.

It all started when Faithfull met Jagger and Keith Richards at a party. They recruited her to record their song "As Tears Go By."

"I was very pretty, and I was very natural," she says. "I didn't jump about. I was just as I was. I didn't have any affectation. Naivete can be very, very, very attractive, and I was incredibly naive."

But that naivete quickly disappeared. She jumped on the rock wave and rode it, meeting such icons-to-be as the Beatles and Jimi Hendrix. In 1967 she was famously caught in a drug bust wearing nothing but a fur rug. She also acted in film and onstage and in 1969 played the role of Hamlet's Ophelia in a play while she was supposedly high on heroin.

"It was a very intense time to be alive, and I was right in the middle of it, and it was kind of wonderful." At the same time, she admits, she is lucky to have survived. "There is some kind of game to [rock-and-roll], and it still destroys people, and some people are strong and some are not."

Twenty-two albums later, Faithfull has no regrets. (A 2008 album is called just that: "No Regrets.") She has survived drugs, failed relationships, breast cancer in 2006 and, yes, rock-and-roll.






Through her career, she has collaborated with musicians as varied as Metallica and Emmylou Harris. She has sung cabaret and jazz, and in 1997 she released an album of mostly Kurt Weill songs, something she seems particularly proud of. Recently, she received a letter from Dolly Parton applauding her rendition of "Down From Dover," which was written by Parton. Next, Faithfull is planning to act in a show in London.

"It's taken me a long time to grow up . . . but I've done it, and I think things have all turned out for the best, really," she said.

She wonders why people are so interested in her life. "I guess I have a very pragmatic view of life," Faithfull says. "What happens is what you have to make the best of. Of course you can make mistakes, but you can right them, too. It doesn't have to destroy you."

Today she says she appreciates audience members who come to her shows purely for the music, without all the "baggage" of knowing her past. Her newest album, "Easy Come Easy Go," is a collection of well-arranged, simple cover songs. Of the album title, she says: "I'm not at all like that, but I can be. I think I am pretty easy come, easy go now, but it's taken a long time to get here."

For her own listening pleasure, she likes artists who at times have "the voice of God," she says: Blur, Nick Cave, Beck, Prince, Aretha Franklin and Sam Cooke are a few.

Faithfull's own voice, after so many years of abuse, is different from the one she started with. It's gravelly, low and stiff. Yet it is also strong and cutting. It's the voice of someone who has lived hard. Is it also the voice of God?

"I don't know," she says. "I have my moments."


Marianne Faithfull Appearing Tuesday at the Birchmere, 3701 Mount Vernon Ave., Alexandria. Show starts at 7:30. Tickets: $49.50; 703-549-7500 or http://www.birchmere.com The Download: For a sampling of Marianne Faithfull's music, check out: From "Easy Come Easy Go": -- "Hold On, Hold On" -- "The Crane Wife 3" -- "Easy Come Easy Go" From "Broken English": -- "The Ballad of Lucy Jordan" -- "Broken English" -- "Working Class Hero"













Cinema Sweetheart Kung-Fu Cutie Michelle Yeoh





She got legs. She knows how to use em!









Curvaceous Television Totty Nigella Lawson





Mouth watering indeed!

Her wonderful recipes, I mean!







Douchebags - Brad Pitt





“I'm one of those people you hate because of genetics. It's the truth.”

-Brad Pitt


Well, that and the fact you're a braindead narcissist. And almost a worse actor than Ashton Kutcher!










Moments in Art - The Yes Men (2005)





"We're like Santa Claus. Only less radical."

A wonderful, hilarious and intelligent documentary indeed!

The Yes Men are a group of culture jamming activists who practice what they call "identity correction" by pretending to be powerful people and spokespersons for prominent organizations.

They “impersonate big time criminals in order to publicly humiliate them. Targets are leaders and big corporations who put profits ahead of everything else.” They create and maintain fake websites similar to ones they want to spoof, and then they accept invitations received on their websites to appear at conferences, symposia, and TV shows. Their aim is to express the fact that large corporations and indeed Governmental organizations usually act in dehumanizing ways toward the public.

This fantastic documentary shows how these brave imposters get themselves invited to world conferences and TV interviews - supposedly representing the vile World Trade Organisation! - where their inventive shenanigans make a mockery of all that is evil in the corporate world!

And these at once silly and masterfully intelligent pranks work far better than more traditional means of protest - because hilarity gets publicity!!





We love the special gold lame, third-world worker supervision suit where workers can be watched in a screen at the end of the giant gold phallus component of the manager's suit! And the wonderfully hilarious depiction of the process whereby McDonalds shit-burgers are reprocessed from the first world and reincarnated for third world markets! And the scene where .... well, we loved the whole damn thing really!

Check it out mofos!




The Yes Men Trailer












Brad Paisley invokes the spirit of Buck Owens and Anti-Racism




Last Thursday night, Brad Paisley played a show in Bakersfield, California--the hometown of the late great Buck Owens. Buck was a constant presence--from Paisley's opening Buck Owens medley to the final encore, "The Streets of Bakersfield." And many, many points in between.

Although the majority of the crowd was too young to have ever heard Buck's hits on the radio, they responded with wild applause each and every time. How to explain this? Civic pride? Good musical taste? A sense of history? Just goin' with the flow? Probably all of the above.

The first encore was Paisley's "Welcome to the Future," the second single from his new album American Saturday Night. During the quiet middle section of the song, while huge video screens paid tribute to the 1963 March on Washington, Paisley sang:

I had a friend in school
Running back of the football team
They burned a cross in his front yard
For asking out the homecoming queen
I thought about him today
And everybody who seen what he seen
From a woman on a bus
To a man with a dream
Hey, wake up Martin Luther
Hey, glory, glory, hallelujah
Welcome to the future


Ten thousand stereotypical Bakersfield country music fans sang along enthusiastically with him. How to explain this? Honestly, I'm not certain. But we better figure it out soon.


from www.rockrap.com






Art of the Poster - The Tai Chi Master














Samantha-Doll in Kustompinups














Art of the Cover - Nicki Minaj "Its Barbie Bitch!"












Mad MILF Madonna "deserves someone hot, like Jesus!"





Madonna planned 'fling' with Luz
from http://uk.news.yahoo.com/


Madonna didn't mind the age gap between her and boyfriend Jesus Luz when they first dated - because she thought the pair would just have a casual fling.

The pop star met the Brazilian in December at a photoshoot for W magazine, in which they posed for a series of provocative shots weeks before her divorce from filmmaker Guy Ritchie was finalised.

According to her biographer Randy Taraborrelli, her relationship with the 22 year old is so serious, she plans to marry him in a Kabbalah commitment ceremony within the next few months.

The Material Girl wasn't convinced their union would last when they began dating - but when she started to fall in love with the model she feared the public's reaction to their 29-year age gap.

A friend of the singer's tells Hello! magazine, "When Madonna and Jesus were just dating - back when she thought it was a fling - she was okay with it (the age gap). But when she realised she was starting to have feelings for him, she started to become self-conscious about the relationship. 'I don't want my family to think I'm having a midlife crisis,' she told me. 'And my friends, too. I don't want people to think I have lost my mind.'

"As her feelings for Jesus intensified, she began to accept that, yes, maybe he was a consequence of a midlife crisis - and so what? Or, as she put it to me, 'I think I deserve a midlife crisis after all I've been through with the divorce from Guy. I deserve to have a good time, too. And I deserve someone hot, like Jesus."














Thom Yorke forms new band





Radiohead star Thom Yorke has announced plans to hit the road with a new band including Red Hot Chili Peppers bassist Flea.



The rocker has recruited four other musicians to form the as-yet-unnamed group to back him up as he plays live music from his 2006 solo album The Eraser.

He writes on Radiohead's official website, "Hi. In the past couple of weeks I’ve been getting a band together for fun to play the Eraser stuff live and the new songs etc... to see if it could work! Here’s a photo... It's me, Joey Waronker, Mauro Refosco, Flea and Nigel Godrich.

"We don’t really have a name and the set will not be very long cuz (sic) well, we haven’t got that much material yet! But come and check it out if you are in the area. All the best."

Yorke's new band is scheduled to play at the Orpheum Theatre in Los Angeles in October.







Tuesday, 29 September 2009

Eternal Embrace













Powerpoint Poisoning















Art of the Girly Mag - Playboy does Trueblood






Playboy's October 2009 edition!

Everyone seems to be jumping on the 'Trueblood' bandwagon lately!

So Playboy believe "the undead are hot again"! Does this mean Larry King is hot again? He's even older than  Bill Compton!








Mushi Mushi Namie Amuro doing Schoolgirl
















Chinese Cutie Xu Jia Yi does Hot Secretary






Owwwwwwwwwwww!

OK Xu, you're hired!! Although we don't even need a secretary!






A Star is Born






A closeup of IC 1396, an active star-forming region some 2,000 light years away in the constellation.

No casting couches are involved!!








Cinema Sweetheart Mira Sorvino Party Like its your Birthday






Mira hits 42 this week.

I remember her being in a few movies about two decades ago!

Sorvino's toy-boy hubby Christopher Backus turns 19 real soon!!







Art of the Poster - Woody Allen's "Bananas" (1971)





"I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in braille. I used to rub the dirty parts."


Yap, Woody once created hilarious movies! Really!! We're not kidding!!








Moments In Time - Roman Romanski weds Sharon Tate in January 1968





Even though I've seen the movie. I don't want to check your pulse. I don't want nobody else. I don't want to go to Chelsea.

On January 20, 1968, a dolled-up Roman Romanski (looking just like a Mike Myers character!) and a skimpily-clad sumptuous Sharon Tate were married in Chelsea, London, followed by a star studded reception at the Playboy Club. Real classy!!

Cutting the cake, Roman says he "wants a Hippy not a Housewife"! Not sure what that means! Who the hell wants to be near a hippy let alone marry one?!  

We love the sexist "groovy man" commentary on this news clip ("there's very dishy Candice Bergen" etc!) - all delivered in a "marbles in mouth" faux upper-class Brit accent!!

Who knew that "Austin Powers" was really a documentary!!













Chinese Cracker Jennifer Lee is sizzling






Demure Jenny looks just like whooooooaaaaaaaaaaaa!







Cinema Sweetheart Naomi Watts Party Like its your Birthday





Lovely Brit/Aussie Naomi delves deeper into MILF-land, hitting 41 this week!

Still looks damn fine though!







Sweet Self






by Nightfalls-Embrace






Cinema Sweetheart Hilary Duff Party Like its your Birthday



 


Hot Honey Hill hits 22 this week!

Man, they sure grow up fast!












The Love Song - Ben E. King's "Stand By Me"



When the night has come, and the land is dark. And the moon is the only light we will see. No, I won't be afraid!


The great Ben E. King turns 71 this week. Happy Birthday man!! And what better way to pay tribute to the maestro than with his classic performance of the peerless and timeless "Stand By Me"!

Written by Ben E. King - although legendary songwriters Jerry Leiber and Mike Stoller also get writing credits - "Stand By Me" is a powerful anthem of pride, strength and enduring love in times of adversity, hardship and darkness.

Using primordial pastoral imagery that's almost Biblical in nature, the song conjures up some dismal desolate wasteland where catastrophe is imminent. It's a dark land where "the moon is the only light we will see", where the sky might "tumble and fall" or the mountains might "crumble to the sea"! Despite the level of possible armageddon, the protagonist "won't be afraid" and he "won't cry" or "won't shed a tear" as long as his beloved is there beside him ("Just as long as you stand, stand by me.")

This beautiful song can be interpreted either as an intensely intimate personification of profound, devotional love or indeed as a rousing, rallying anthem for solidarity amongst the many in a particular collective dire circumstance. Therein lies the essence of it's enduring power. 

All of this is delivered above a truly sumptuous melody, rattled out in a tour-de-force King performance!

A truly spectacular moment in modern music!

The enduring strength of "Stand By Me" is evident in the rare phenomenon of the song reaching the upper echelons of the charts on a number of different and far-flung occasions!

The song has also been covered by countless artists - best of all in the magnificent,raspy, raucous John Lennon version from 1975.

In 1960, after Ben Nelson left the Drifters, he assumed what he considered the better stage name of Ben E. King. He soon attained significant solo success with a series of popular singles and the hit album "Spanish Harlem" (1961). "Stand By Me" was later in '61 released as a single and would later appear on King's 1962 "Don't Play That Song" LP.

According to the documentary 'History of Rock 'n' Roll', King had no intention of recording the song himself when he wrote it. He had actually written the song for The Drifters, who stupidly passed on the chance to record it!

Later, after the "Spanish Harlem" recording sessions, when having some studio time left over, the session's producers, Jerry Leiber and Mike Stoller, asked Ben whether he had any more songs. King promptly played "Stand by Me" on the piano for them. The producers liked it and called back the studio musicians to record the track. So therefore, if King hadn't finished recording his other songs early, "Stand by Me" might never have been recorded and might have been forever lost to the world!!

"Stand By Me" went to number one on the R&B charts.

It was actually a Top Ten hit on the U.S. Pop charts twice - in its original release in 1961, (when it peaked at #4), and when rereleased in 1986 (following its appearance in the filme of the same name and also in an advertisement for Levi Jeans) when it peaked at #9.

"Stand By Me" also reached #1 on the UK Singles Chart in 1987 after its re-release, mostly due to the jeans spot. It had originally reached #27 in the UK upon its first release.

In 1999, BMI named "Stand by Me" as the fourth most-performed song of the 20th century, with about 7 million performances!

"Stand by Me" was ranked as number 121 on Rolling Stone's list of the '500 Greatest Songs of All Time'. Wait a goddang minute .... only number 121? Are you kidding me?








by Ted Szukalski




When the night has come, and the land is dark
And the moon is the only light we will see
No, I won't be afraid, oh, I won't be afraid
Just as long as you stand, stand by me
So darlin', darlin' stand by me
Oh stand by me
Oh stand, stand by me, stand by me

If the sky that we look upon should tumble and fall
Or the mountain should crumble to the sea
I won't cry, I won't cry, no, I won't shed a tear
Just as long as you stand, stand by me
And darlin', darlin' stand by me
Oh stand by me
Whoa stand now, stand by me, stand by me
*Solo*

And darlin', darlin' stand by me
Oh stand by me
Oh stand now, stand by me, stand by me

If the sky that we look upon should tumble and fall
Or the mountain should crumble to the sea
I won't cry, I won't cry, no, I won't shed a tear
Just as long as you stand, stand by me
And darlin', darlin' stand by me
Oh stand by me
Whoa stand now, stand by me, stand by me
So darlin', darlin' stand by me
Oh stand by me
Oh stand now, stand by me, stand by me
Whenever you're in trouble won't you stand by me
Oh stand by me
Whoa stand now, oh stand, stand by me...










Ben E. King - Stand By Me (1961)


 





John Lennon - Stand By Me (1975)



 



















Best Job Ever - Katy Perry’s Boob Handler















Cinema Sweetheart Sienna Miller Channels Sylvia Kristel



Cult Cutie Sylvia Kristel Party Like its your Birthday


Man, this is really the week of MILF Birthdays!




Brigitte Bardot, Moon Zappa, Mira Sorvino, Naomi Watts and, hottest of all (and naughtiest of all!) back in the day, sumptuous Dutch beauty Sylvia Kristel who hits 57 on Sept 28!




We'll always remember her in her prime in softcore classics like "Emanuelle". "Lady Chatterly's Lover" and "Private Lessons"!




Sylvia Kristel in Rare Japanese Promo for "Mata Hari"















Horny Nerd attacks sexy poster







This is probably the closest this guy's ever got to playing hide the salami with a woman!







SNL rookie babe Jenny Slate drops the f-bomb !






SNL cast member Jenny Slate made a very auspicious start to her potentially brief career on SNL!

Yap, Jen marked her debut by dropping the f-bomb in a skit with Megan Fox and Kristen Wiig called “Biker Chick Chat.”

The Saturday Night Live season premiere, hosted by Megan Fox, with musical guest U2, also introduced new cast member Nasim Pedrad, but the episode will probably be remembered for Slate’s swear word. Certainly more memorable than the performance of muzak monger dinosaurs U2!

As gauged by Slate’s reaction, the expletive was clearly a slip of the tongue. It will be interesting though to see if the FCC punishes the show, as they did the last time something like this happened on SNL.












Sex n' Drugs n' Italian Politics





More bad news for Italian douchbag Premier Silvio Berlusconi!

After having been divorced by long-time wife Veronica Lario, the allegations of rampant corruption and political abuses, the allegations of a liaison with the teen daughter of a friend, the allegations of a liaison with fascist Minister and former nude model Mara Carfagna, allegations of liaisons with many other young aspiring Political pretties and allegations of regular encounters with high-class call-girls (at 2,000 Euros a pop!!) ... comes this!

Yap, another douche who allegedly supplied callgirls to Berlusconi has now been arrested for drug trafficking!

Bill Clinton must be looking at this bullshit and saying; "This just ain't fair! Compared to this douche, I'm a total f*cking saint! I'm moving to Iti-land!"





A businessman who allegedly introduced a callgirl to Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has been arrested for drug trafficking.

''Gianpolo Tarantini has been arrested for drug trafficking but also because of a risk he might flee, and because he could have tampered with evidence,'' prosecutor Antonio Laudati said.

Tarantini and his brother have been under investigation for several months for suspected corruption in obtaining contracts. Bugging of Tarantini's telephone revealed him offering money to escort girls to spend the night at Mr Berlusconi's residences in Rome and Sardinia.

Callgirl Patrizia D'Addario claims to have spent a night with Mr Berlusconi on two occasions on the promise of earning 2,000 Euros for each visit and subsequently recorded their conversations.

(The Age)









Words of Wisdom - Bob Dylan on Destiny




"Outside of Mills Tavern the thermometer was creeping up to about ten below. My breath froze in the air, but I didn't feel the cold. I was heading for the fantastic lights. No doubt about it. Could it be I was being deceived? Not likely. I don't think I had enough information to be deceived; had no false hope, either.

I'd come from a long ways off and had started from a long way down. But now destiny was about to manifest itself. I felt like it was looking right at me and nobody else."


- Bob Dylan , Chronicles Vol I









Monday, 28 September 2009

Megan Fox hosts the season premiere of Saturday Night Live





Megan Fox hosted the season premiere of Saturday Night Live with musical guests U2.

The “Jennifer’s Body” actress notably didn’t mention her latest film, instead introducing herself as a star of “Transformers.”

The show also introduced two new cast members Jenny Slate and Nasim Pedrad, although neither appeared much. Slate did however manage to dropping the f-bomb during a sketch with Fox and Kristen Wiig, called “Biker Chick Chat!”




Megan Fox in the Air Hostess Sketch from the show











Tales from the Dumb Side - The Cult of Michael Jackson Chapel





The Cult of Michael Jackson Chapel Opening on No. 6th St. Williamsburg


Rusel Parish, a Michael Jackson artist and now leader and spokesperson for the newly arrived Cult of Michael Jackson, is opening a chapel for worshipers on North 6th this Friday, "despite the tragic passing of the object of its obsession."

With his "years of experience and study working in the image of Michael Jackson through paintings, drawings, and sculpture," Parish hopes to recruit "believers" to help turn the late singer's songs into scripture, spread the love, and "move forward with plans" that he's been working on since 2008. Those plans, I hope, are not apocalyptic, and rather focus on making the world a better place for you and for me.

The Cult of Michael Jackson chapel, located at 168 North 6th Street, opens on 9/11, at 6pm and will stick around through October.  



from www.freewilliamsburg.com










Top Thai Totty Mim Amaraphat and those legs






Whhooooaaaa!

Me likey! Long time!!










Art of the Poster - Vanquisher (2009)






For the new Thai martial arts flick called "Suay Samurai" (i.e. Beautiful Samurai), for some reason given the English title "Vanquisher"!







Mushi Mushi Mirror Mirror Beauty













Amy Winehouse Headcase






As if we needed proof!!







Mushi Mushi Tokyo Maid Hotties






The trend for cafes, and the like, in certain areas of Tokyo kitting their staff in full Cosplay Maid outfits has reached unprecedented heights. It's a humanitarian initiative we wholeheartedly support!

We believe the Vatican are looking into this option in their war to reverse the ever-decreasing levels of paying punters ... sorry Church congregations!








Art of Pulp : The Intimate Diary of Linda Lovelace














No Sugababes left in Sugababes!





It's the new Sugababes line up of Heidi Range, Amelle Berrabah and Jade Ewen. As for how long, is anyone's guess!! Anyway, this was the tasty trio this week at the entrance to Radio One in London.

A statement was issued from the band's management last week saying simply; "The current line-up of the Sugababes has disbanded"!




Keisha Buchanan has now left the group and has been replaced by Jade Ewan, who was this year's UK Eurovision Song Contest representative.

Keisha says that she was forced out of the group .....
"I'm sad to say that I am no longer a part of the Sugababes. I've had a great time and have achieved more then I ever thought I would. Although it was not my choice to leave, it's time to enter a new chapter in my life."




Back in 1998 the band started off with Keisha Buchanan, Mutya Buena and Siobhan Donaghy. After years of in-band turmoil and squabbling, the latest change in the line-up means that none of the original Sugababes remain!

So why is the group still called the Sugababes?! Why not "Sugababes Wannabes"?









Mushi Mushi Aki Kawamura













Paul McCartney reveals monarchist leanings in schoolboy essay found 50 years on




By James Tozer
http://www.dailymail.co.uk
28 Sept 09


His song-writing skills were to help achieve number one hits all over the world.

But a decade before he first found fame with the Beatles, the young Paul McCartney won a prize for a schoolboy essay praising 'our lovely, young Queen', the soon-to-be-crowned Elizabeth II.

The newly-rediscovered, hand-written piece reveals that more than 40 years before she was to knight him, he was already a staunch monarchist - something not to be expected of fellow Beatle John Lennon, who famously returned his MBE in 1969.

Just two months short of his 11th birthday, the neat one-page essay earned the young McCartney first prize for his age-group in a competition to mark the coronation - a book token, presented by the Lord Mayor of Liverpool.




The handwritten piece about the Queen's coronation was found by author Kevin Roach at the Central Library in Liverpool.

Writing in 1953, the young McCartney declares that Britain's 'present day royalty rules with affection rather than force'.

In 1997, he felt that 'affection' when he was knighted by the same queen.

Mr Roach, who is researching a book about the McCartney family, described the essay as 'unique'.

He said he wasn't concerned about its value, but likened the essay to John Lennon's christening bracelet, which was the last piece of Beatles memorabilia to be sold in a private auction. It fetched £27,000.

Sir Paul, whose hits included Paperback Writer, was marked down for his grammar in the project, using the word 'But' at the start of a sentence.




But instead of joining the examiner in criticism, Mr Roach believes the decorative 'B' hints towards the musician's future.

'The interesting thing is that it is the same 'B' as on the early Beatles drum-kit logo in 1961 and 1962,' he said.

'His handwriting is well advanced - you would say it was written by someone who was older than 10-years-old, more like 14 or 15.'

The 10-year-old, who would become one of the most famous singer songwriters of all time, entered a city council essay competition in 1953 while he was a pupil at Joseph Williams junior school in Belle Vale, Liverpool.

The schoolboy compares the happy scenes expected outside Buckingham Palace to the coronation of William the Conqueror nine centuries earlier, when a massacre of Saxons took place. 




Sir Paul won the under-11s age group category and was presented with a prize at the Central Library by the Lord Mayor on 27 May 1953.

Mr Roach said he came across the bound collection of essays while working on a book about the history of the McCartney family.

'I did know from reading the council minutes that this competition took place, and it was then a case of looking for the actual winning entries,' he said.

He discovered the volume among a collection marked 'coronation events'. There were no clues pointing towards the rock star's essay, which is thought to be his earliest surviving creative work.

Mr Roach said many historians believe McCartney bought a book on modern art with his book token prize and that the book inspired him to become a musician.

By chance, the volume of essays were stored next to a collection of issues of Mersey Beat - the music magazine that helped launch the Beatles to become the biggest band of their generation.

Mr Roach's book 'McCartney: In The Town Where They Was Born' is released in mid October.










Spot the real Victoria Beckham !






Here's a shot of an inanimate, plastic, brainless clothes horse ..... and a Mannequin!








Cult Cutie Hazel Court models Freaky Fifties dress






Man, that thing seems alive!

Looks like Cousin Itt from the Addams Family!







Being George Clooney is difficult work!






An average afternoon in Clooney's hellish life!








Cleverest Hooker in the World "Shilpa Lee"




A very sad story this. British Asian chick Sufiah Yusof was a child genius with an amazing aptitude for mathematics. She was intelligent enough to win a place at Oxford University when she was just 13 with the story of the child prodigy covered by UK media and TV.

Above is Sufiah Yusof on her very first day at Oxford in 1997, with her father and sister.

So where is Sufiah now, a decade or so later? Well, apparently she's called Shilpa Lee and is a £130 ($260) an hour prostitute in Manchester.

Her 'escort' listing states:
"City: Manchester -

Hello! I'm Shilpa Lee, a half Indian, half Chinese student based in Manchester. I'm very smart, sexy, and friendly, with a pretty face and a stunning slim size 8, 32D figure.

Shilpa xx"

The photo above appears next to her listing, though not believed to be her.

Her mother Halimahton Yusof, a scientist spoke about her daughter's present 'job', saying:
"I didn't know anything about that. I am not in touch with Sufiah any more. I have got no comment"

Miss Yusof was pictured as a child smiling innocently outside St Hilda's College, Oxford, after winning her place to study maths in 1997. But she ran away three years later, aged 15, claiming her parents had placed her under intolerable pressure to succeed. She was found by police 12 days later working as a waitress at a Bournemouth internet cafe but refused to return to her parents, who had given up their jobs to educate their five children at home.

Miss Yusof was taken in by a foster family and shortly afterwards sent a searing email to her parents, documenting the "living hell" she said her father - a private tutor - had created. She wrote: "I've finally had enough of 15 years of physical and emotional abuse." She accused her "controlling and bullying" father of forcing her to work in the cold to aid concentration and added that she never wanted to see him again.




In 2004, she married trainee lawyer Jonathan Marshall, but the couple divorced 13 months later.

Last year, her father Farooq was remanded in custody after admitting sexually assaulting two girls, both aged 15, when he was home tutoring them at maths. He was jailed for 18 months.

He had previously been jailed for three years in 1992 for his part in a £1.5million mortgage swindle involving several family members.

Sufiah's brother, Iskander, aged 12, and sister Aisha, 16, started at Warwick University in 1998, making them the youngest brother and sister to study together at university at the time. Let's hope they do better in life.










Words of Wisdom - Russell Brand






"I really like L.A. I'd heard it was a superficial and vacuous place and astonishingly, I fit right in."












Enlist Me! - Chinese Army Cutie













Tatoo You - A sailor's Grave






Methinks this seadog's been a dabblin too much with ye grog and rum before a goin under the needle! Y'arrrrrrr!!









Cult Cutie Anne Francis is smoking














Hong Kong Hotty Angelababy & "Bizarre Love Triangle" by Frente!




I'm not sure what this could mean. I don't think you're what you seem.

 
OK, she's had almost as much cosmetic surgery as Whacko Jacko, but this hyper-popular Hot Hong-Kong Honey sure looks damn fine!




Here's some collection of older shots ... with lots of "before and after" moments! Plus, there's the gorgeous cover of  "Bizarre Love Triangle" by Frente!

What more could you want?

















Sunday, 27 September 2009

Mushi Mushi Cosplay Cutie Kinky Maid






We're quite happy with our new maid!!








Cinema Sweetheart Elisha Cuthbert in bikini and fur~






Lovely Elisha always wears a fur jacket - and high heels - when she hits the beach!

Is this an advert for that wacky PETA?!






Art of Pulp - She-Wolves of the Wasteland






Loosely based on T.S. Eliot's seminal epic poem!







The Love Song - Mark Mulcahy's "Ciao My Shining Star"




We were gonna always get around a lot. Until I bumped into you. And now you just keep on bumping me back


The beautiful "Ciao My Shining Star" comes from the excellent 1999 LP "Fathering" by cult hero Mark Mulcahy.

Mark, of course, was the former front-man for the wonderful New Haven-based Miracle Legion in the 1980s and early 1990s. He later formed the band Polaris and also released some fine solo albums.

Mulcahy is the subject of a great tribute album released this week titled "Ciao My Shining Star: The Songs of Mark Mulcahy" to help Mark cope with very difficult personal and financial circumstances.

The album - featuring contributions from such acclaimed artists as Thom Yorke, The National, Dinosaur Jr., Michael Stipe, Juliana Hatfield, Mercury Rev, David Berkeley and many others - as well as being a tribute, will also serve as a benefit for Mulcahy - whose wife Melissa sadly recently died - to help him bring up his 3-year-old twin daughters.

Please support this great artist in this most difficult time by purchasing this fine tribute album.

"Ciao My Shining Star" is a gorgeous self-deprecating and humorous song of love for his beloved, all perfectly delivered in a Jeff Buckley type melody and falsetto! It's an enduring pledge of love to his "Miss Popcorn" who has "taken his advantage away." He reminisces about the pre-destined meeting of these two restless unfulfilled souls ("We were gonna always get around a lot. Until I bumped into you") and how he later "lay down in your sunshine"! And even now, his soulmate still continues to  fill every every thought in his empty head! (I have a great big head. So empty inside - but for my thoughts of you.")
















Ciao, my shining star
Was all it took
To bring on the look you love so much
Well, I flipped out on Henry
And the note you left behind
So rough and unkind
But not from you
And I was making a wish
That you will really miss

You have taken my advantage away
Miss Popcorn I must say
You take a little stumble here
That's understandable my dear
But you just sleep right through it all

We were gonna always get around a lot
Until I bumped into you
And now you just keep on bumping me back
Well that's a big hat you have there
And I have a great big head
So empty inside
But for my thoughts of you

And I was making a wish
That you will really miss
You have taken my advantage away
Miss Popcorn I must say
You take a little stumble here
That's understandable my dear
But you can sleep right through it all

Wasn't that significant
It was the very first time
I lay down in your sunshine
Lay down in your moonshie
That big fat fisherman
Fishing for a fish
And I was making a wish
That you will, yeah you will,
That you will miss

I was making a wish
That you will really miss
You have taken my advantage away
Miss Popcorn I must say
You took a little stumble
Well that's understandable my dear
But you can sleep right through it all

You have taken my advantage
Miss Popcorn I must say
You take a little stumble here
Well that's understandable my dear
But you can sleep right through it all
Sleep right through it all
Sleep right through it all...








Cinema Sweetheart - Bollywood Beauty Aishwarya Rai













Mushi Mushi Cosplay Cutie Misa Amane














Ni Hao Juicy Jennifer Lee













Polar Bear exposed to Coldplay's new LP













Cinema Sweetheart - Irene Wan Bik-ha





Irene Wan Bik-ha (traditional Chinese: 溫碧霞; simplified Chinese: 温碧霞) is a Hong Kong film actress.

Irene first gained notice for her beauty and remarkable performance in "Everlasting Love" (1983), co-starring with Andy Lau and Loletta Lee, when she was only 17 years old. Later, she also gave impressive performances in films like Stanley Kwan’s "Love unto Waste" (1986) and "Rouge" (1987).



However, in the 1990s, her film career rather sputtered and she agreed to star in "All of a Sudden" (1996), which would be her first, and sadly only time appearing nude in a movie. However, this move failed to ignite her career and she later went on to star in various TVB dramas.








Emily Jane White - Victorian America (acoustic session)





White has been compared to artists as diverse as Cormac McCarthy to Chan Marshall! She's certainly an idiosyncratic talent. And her beautiful dark brooding intelligent songs - in a style that's been called "Dark Folk" - really stand out!

Emily Jane's recent follow up to 2007's "Dark Undercoat", the "Victorian America" LP is a wonderful collection.

Here we get a lovely version of the title track from Emily Jane's 2009 LP from an acoustic session recorded in Dijon for the French radio show 'Faits Divers' on Radio Dijon Campus (24/10/2008).

Check her site here ... http://www.emilyjanewhite.com/













Mushi Mushi Leggy Lovely













Salvador Dali's "Birth of a New World"













Cinema Sweetheart Jessica Alba does Cowgirl













Art of Pulp - William S. Burroughs's ""Junkie: Confessions of an Unredeemed Drug Addict"






From the 1957 UK edition when the book was still known as "Junkie: Confessions of an Unredeemed Drug Addict" and when Burroughs still went by the handle "William Lee"!

"Junkie" was written at the urging of Allen Ginsberg, who was instrumental in getting the work published, even though initially as a cheap mass market paperback.

Ace Books first published the novel in 1953 as part of an Ace Double under the pen name William Lee, retitling it "Junkie: Confessions of an Unredeemed Drug Addict."

This seminal work was later republished as "Junkie" or "Junky."








Mushi Mushi Cosplay Cutie






Hey Yuki! Stop messing around and clean that kitchen! OK?







Art of the Mag - Cinema Sweetheart Covergirl Colleen Haskell




 








Cult Cutie Linda Lovelace in the mirror













Cinema Sweetheart - Leelee Sobieski in "How to fill a dress"













David Beckham ain't no cissy!













Ariel Meredith puts the Chest back into Chess!













Top Thai Totty Kae-Cholada Mekratree













Drugs are Bad!! Mmmkkkayyyyy?














Cover Art - Harmonia & Eno '76






Recently wonderfully remastered and re-released. Check it out music cats!







Ping Pong Pretty Petrified





"And now, for my next trick ..... "






Mushi Mushi our three new Secretaries!






Welcome the Office, Secretary-sans! Make yourselves at home!








Hot Rocker - Nico













Top Thai Totty Chotiros "Amy" Suriyawong stars in "Storm in a B Cup"!





What a dress Thai Cinema Sweetheart cutie Chotiros is almost wearing! This was at the Golden Swan awards (the Thai Film Awards) some time back and caused no small amount of controversy!



In this case, Chotiros Suriyawong, a 22-year-old actress better known by her stage name of Amy, was very publicly vilified after she dared to show how hot she is by dressing in this uber-sexy Liz Hurley type outfit! (although unlike Hurley,  Amy's young and incendiary!!)



The dress she wore had a three-inch wide slit from the hips to the cleavage! It was designed by the horniest designer on Earth!

However, the dressis quite conservative though compared to the outfits that chicks wear in thousands of Thai bars, clubs and go-gos in an array of places such as Soi Cowboy, Patpong, Nanaplaza, Pattaya, Phuket, Chiang Mai ... yada yada yada! (we know cos we've been to every single one! For the purposes on research only ... of course!!)



However, in the land of extreme hypocrisy and double-standards that is Thailand, amazing Amy got into a shitstorm of controversy for wearing the outfit and was openly and widely castigated not only by the media but by moron politicians (who seemed to have nothing important to do ... perhaps like running the messed-up crazy coutry!!!)!  



The Thailand Culture Ministry called Chotiros’ choice of dress “very inappropriate” and said this was the wrong message for a public role model to send to young Thais.



Somsak Techaratanaprasert, the owner of Sahamongkol Film International (Thailand's largest production house), ordered all footage of Chotiros to be deleted from his upcoming film "Suay Samurai," saying "I don't want my actresses to dress that way. We are not a porn production house, and it goes against Thai culture." This idiot also banned her from appearing in any of his future films. 



Amy was studying Liberal Arts (... very liberal, obviously!) at Bangkok's Thammasat University at the time. And the Uni sure wasn't very happy!




Some guy called Suraphol Nitikraipot, the rector of Thammasat University, said "Society feels this is a disgrace and that her actions have affected the reputation of this university" !!

What's wrong with this a-hole? This is the best advertising his University ever got!



Poor Amy was even forced to sit through some bullshit "hearing" at the University and had to demonstrate that the dress had specially sewn-in underwear!! (Methinks a few additions had to be made to the dress after these shots were taken!)



She was even ordered to do community service, including reading to blind children for two weeks! Not sure if she was wearing the famous dress while reading!

What a wonderful country!



A teary-eyed Chotiros was also forced to hold a media press conference to explain herself. 

“I feel very guilty about what happened. I want to apologize,” said a crying Chotiros, in a white button-down shirt and cardigan, her hair pulled back demurely into a loose bun. “I didn’t know it was going to be such a big deal"!

How wrong she was!!








Cult Cutie Hyapatia Lee




Hyapatia Lee is a porn starlet from the 80’s, considered one of the most important adult film actresses from the golden age of adult movies. She is known for her Native American heritage and is one of the most uniquely beautiful women to ever perform in adult films. Several years ago she walked away from the the business that made her famous and settled down in the Midwest.

This stunner is 3/4 Cherokee and 1/4 Irish! Damn, that's the hottest 1/4 Irish we've ever seen!

 


from http://pornstarupdates.wordpress.com

In this rare interview we discuss Hyapatia's early life, her marriage to adult actor /director Bud Lee, and her life as it is today....


Where were you born?

I was born on the west side of Indianapolis, Indiana.

I read that your mother was very young when she gave birth to you and that you were raised by your grandmother. What was your home life like early on?

I grew up with only my grandmother in the house. My mom was a big fan of race car drivers (I grew up next to Speedway, Indy 500, ya know) and she followed them around on the road. My grandmother was very close to her sister and we went over to her house often.

Where did you live?

I lived in Indianapolis until my mother got married and I moved with my step-father, half brother and mother to Cape Coral Florida where I was in a drum and bugle corps.

How many siblings do you have?

I have no complete siblings, only half brothers and a half sister.

What were you like as a young child?

As a young child I was shy with others, but loved being on stage. I did my first solo tap dance at the age of 4. One of those dance recitals, you know. I studied ballet and tap first, gymnastics for a short time, and then jazz or modern dance.

I also read that your grandmother was full-blood Cherokee. Was your mother or father full-blooded Cherokee as well?

My father is half Cherokee and half Irish. Mom is full blood.

Which makes you…

That makes me 75% Cherokee, 1/4 Irish.

I read that you eventually lived with your mother and stepfather and that your stepfather was abusive. What exactly happened and how has that affected your life?

As far as my step fathers abuse and how it affected me, that would take a book to answer. As a matter of fact, I have written it. but in a nut shell, it affected me just like psychiatry says it does. One feels dirty and that one is only good for sex.

How long did you live with your mother and stepfather and where did you move to immediately after?

I moved to Indianapolis to live with my grandmother again after having spent 5 years with my biological mother.

Where was your biological father? Did you have a relationship with him?

My biological father was in Indianapolis although I did not know him. I had to look his name up in a phone book not knowing if he still lived in Indy or not. We do not have a relationship.

Describe your teenage years. What type of a person were you? What were your interests?

In my teenage years I was a theater nut, I did 72 different plays and musicals in 3 years. I was always in two or three things at once. I did all my acting in local community theater and some in my high school.

How old were you when you lost your virginity?

I lost my virginity at 16 to a guy I was acting opposite of in a musical.

Did you experiment with drugs?

I did not experiment with drugs. I was an overachiever, a straight A student.

Where did you go to high school and did you graduate?

George Washington high school, yes I graduated, in 3 years. I got all the credits I needed and they gave me a diploma. I did not have to go my senior year at all.

Did you go to college and if so where? Did you graduate?

I took singing, ballet, tap, jazz, modern dance at Butler University. That is the extent of my college education.


How did you first become involved in the adult entertainment industry?

I started dancing, stripping, in a local club with a girl I had worked with in theater.

How old were you at the time?

19.

What factors in your life do you feel lead you to the adult business?

I got raped 2 months after moving out of my grandmother's house. I lived next to a theater and a man broke into my apartment while I was sleeping. From there I went to a mental patient half-way house and into lots of therapy and therapeutic drugs. I have split personalities which intensified during this time as a result of what happened and a new personality was born – Hyapatia. 

How did you meet Bud Lee and when did you marry him?

Through my therapist. We went on the road together as a feature stripper and were introduced to magazine work via the Miss Nude Galaxy contest, which I won, twice. From there it was an easy step to the movies.

I read that he took your last name “Lee” following Cherokee tradition. Is this true?

Yes he took my last name.


What were some of the adult magazines you posed for?

I was in every men’s magazine on the market at least once. Including Playboy and Penthouse.

You performed in a lot of girl-girl scenes. Are you truly bi-sexual in your personal life?

I am not bi, never have been in a relationship with a woman or whatever, but my mother is.

How many children did you and Bud Lee have together?

We had 2 children, both boys.

Why did you get divorced from Bud?

We got divorced for the same reasons any couple gets divorced, we fell out of love… and into hate.


Was he abusive?

Yes Bud was abusive. He still owes me over $20,000 in back child support.

So what is your relationship with Bud like now?

We remain friendly to each other only out of necessity.

Was he ever supportive you and your children? Is he actively involved in his children’s lives?

He was not supportive while they were growing up, but he did pay for the oldest’s college education.

Why did you quit performing in adult films? What factors lead to your retirement?

I got out because of AIDS and companies no longer being willing to work with condoms.

I read that you “faked your own death” in 1998. Is this true or just Internet rumor? If it is true why did you do it?

I closed my fan club because I was tired of answering letters for free which lead to the whole “faked her own death thing.” 

I heard that you are also a musician and have performed as the lead singer in a couple of rock bands. Please tell us more about your musical career.

My music career with my band took me all over America, and we released a CD. Before that, I had done a record with a country music record company, SRO. It was fun, but exhausting. I could make far more money dancing for a lot less effort.

Tell us about your book. What parts of your life does it focus on? What can readers expect when purchasing the book?

The book was written with the help of my journals, 12 in all, that I kept through the years. That is the only way I could keep it all straight and remember what I was supposed to be doing.

Where do you live now?

I live in Indiana.

What is your life like today?

I lead a normal life, I suppose. Except for my multiple personality thing.

Do you work or stay at home with the kids?

Now I am a stay at home mom. I have a 7 year old I home-school. I home-schooled my other two also. My oldest was valedictorian when he finally went to public school. He is going to graduate UCLA this year as a physics major.

What are your interests, activities and hobbies?

I do a lot of theater and garden a lot.

How can your fans stay in touch with you?

Fans can reach me at myspace (http://www.myspace.com/hyapatialee1) or at hyapatialee@gmail.com. They can purchase my music and book there. I bill through Paypal.

Thank you for the interview.






The Love Song - Kings Of Convenience's Mrs Cold (2009)



You waited too long. You should've hooked me before I put my raincoat on.


We've been listening to the long awaited Kings Of Convenience LP “Declaration of Dependence,” and it's pretty damn good! A collection of witty, playful beautiful music. Wonderful Summery pop - strangely to be released as Winter bears down!

Recorded in Norway and Italy, the new album is more stripped-down and acoustic based than its predecessors. And the new sound really works!

Here's the lead single from the album, the excellent "Mrs Cold"! A delicate pop song of regret and continued longing for a former would-be paramour, that ends with the great lines "Hey baby, what is love? It was just a game we both played and we can't get enough of"!

I once dated a chick called Mrs Cold. Ironically, she was a total nympho!













Hey baby, Mrs. Cold
Acting so tough,
Didn't know you had it in you so be hurt at all
You waited too long
You should've hooked me,
before I put my raincoat on

When can I get it
When can I see
You were fronting because
You knew you'd find yourself vulnerable around me
When can I get it
When can I see
You feel vulnerable around me

Hey, baby
whats going on?
We lost control and you lost your tongue
You left me
Deaf in my ear
Nothing you can say is gonna change the way I feel

When can I get it
When can I see
You were fronting because
You knew you find yourself vulnerable around me

When can I get it
When can I see
I step too close to your boundaries

You wanted nobody around to see
You feel vulnerable around me

Hey baby
What is love?
It was just a game
We both played and we can't get enough of








Saturday, 26 September 2009

Sophie Howard is sure loaded!






Whhhoooooaaaaaa!!!

Fully loaded, indeed!!!

Thanks for the mammaries, Soph!








Cover Art - Rachel Grimes' "Book of Leaves"













Top Thai Totty Carmen














Lucia Dvorska loves the Bull Market!














Cover Art - Jesca Hoop's "Hunting My Dress" (2009)






She's very very forgetful!








Mojo Working - Paul Westerberg's "Can't Hardly Wait"


I'll be home when I'm sleeping. I can't hardly wait.


A great cover below of Paul Westerberg's "Can't Hardly Wait" by Justin Townes Earle (son of some guy called Steve Earle!)

Justin performed the song at the Belmont Arts & Music Festival, Chicago on June 29, 2008.

"Can't Hardly Wait" appeared on the Replacements excellent "Pleased To Meet Me" LP back in 87. The legendary Alex Chilton also appeared on the original version.

It's a very beautiful and very enigmatic song. One reading of the song is that it's a tale about being locked up and being a junky. Of course, the band were no strangers to junk. Not long before the recording of "Pleased To Meet Me", Bob Stinson was apparently kicked out of the band, ostensibly for problems with drugs and alcohol. Most of the other Replacements also had serious substance abuse problems at the time.

In this reading, the song's opening line speaks of the only contact the protagonist has to the outdoor world ("I'll write you a letter tomorrow") while the lyric "lights that flash" refer to the flickering prison lights. The phrase "Through a hole in the drapes" is a satirical reference to the bars on the windows. The guy in the cell next to him is a Christian ("Jesus rides beside me"), and a sponge (He never buys any smokes").

He finds life in the clink real hard and the only escape is offered via drugs. Although on his drug induced way ("high and lonesome,") he needs more to fully escape. The beautiful ambiguous final line "I'll be home when I sleep", in this reading, would refer to the escape offered by doing enough junk. He's already on his way to that temporary heaven ... "Tonight I can't hold a pen" ... but he badly needs that full high ("I can't wait. Can't hardly wait")








  

 by ThePrayerPosition



I'll write you a letter tomorrow
Tonight I can't hold a pen
Someone's got a stamp that I can borrow
I promise not to blow the address again

Lights that flash in the evening,
Through a crack in the drapes

Jesus rides beside me
He never buys any smokes
Hurry up, hurry up, ain't you had enough of this stuff
Ashtray floors, dirty clothes, and filthy jokes

See you're high and lonesome
Try and try and try

Lights that flash in the evening,
Through a hole in the drapes
I'll be home when I'm sleeping
I can't hardly wait

I can't wait. Can't hardly wait.








Justin Townes Earle - "Can't Hardly Wait"





Paul Westerberg - Solo Live version of "Can't Hardly Wait"


A great live solo performance by Paul Westerberg of "Can't Hardly Wait" from a gig in the Warsaw Room, Brooklyn, NY on August 26, 2002.






The Replacements - "Can't Hardly Wait" - Alternative version


A rare different version of "Can't Hardly Wait" by The Replacements from the PTMM recording sessions! Thanks to www.paulwesterberg.net.








The Replacements - "Can't Hardly Wait" [Demo Version]


The lesser known version of The Replacements classic "Can't Hardly Wait", recorded in 1986 with Bob Stinson still then in the band. The song was later re-recorded, with substantial changes - both musically and lyrically - and released on "Pleased to Meet Me" in '87.

The lyrics are very different indeed here! This version is themed on suicide and describes a longing for imminent death! The sound is much rawer and edgier here too  - more like the real Replacements live sound that would be played down in later studio recordings.

Top Thai totty - Hot Popper luscious Lydia





Top Thai totty and pop muzak purveyor luscious Lydia (ลิเดีย)!




This chick's real name is Saranrat Visutitada and she was born on 7 July 1987.





Lydia burst into the limelight a couple of years back as being the alleged teen mistress of ousted prime minister and criminally convicted despotic scumbag Thaksin Shinawatra. Tacky Thaksin, of course, was about three time her age!





The singer even released a book titled "Lydia … Here I am!" which speaks about some aspects of her relationship with Thaksin.









Cinema Sweetheart - Cutie Colleen Haskell





The only good thing in that "Citizen Kane" of comedies, 2001's "The Animal"!

Here's her profile:
Date of Birth: 12/6/76
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Brown
Education: University of Georgia
Birthplace: Bethesda, MD
Occupation: Reality TV star/ Actress/Model










Bar Refaeli & the luckiest horse on Earth






The horse - a far flung descendant of Mr. Ed - is going ... "Brush that hide harder, you lazy bitch!"









Cinema Sweetheart - Leelee Sobieski















Cover Art - Nico's "Chelsea Girl" (1967)













Dizzy Blonde Car Crash





A blonde chick gets into a car crash and is in somewhat of a daze when a paramedic shows up.

"I think I've got a concussion!" she says.

"Don't panic Miss," the medic says, "How many fingers do I have up?"

"Oh no!" the blonde wails, "I've lost all feeling in my p*ssy, as well!"









Art of the Poster - Under The Same Moon (2007)







The beautiful, heartbreaking, uplifting Under The Same Moon (2007).










Cinema Sweetheart - Sophie Monk













Hot Popper - Christina Aguilera













Juicy Jessica White





Whoooaaaaaa!!! Lovely Jubbly Juicy Jessica White!!



Here's her profile;
Jessica White
Country : United States
Born: 1984
Height : 176 cm
Measurements : 87-61-87




Jessica White (born 1984 in Buffalo, New York) is an African-American supermodel, actress and covergirl.

Jessica grew up in a tough neighborhood in Buffalo, and has admitted to have been a troubled teenager involved partying, drinking and smoking marijuana on a regular basis. During an argument with another girl, she reportedly severely damaged the girl's car with a baseball bat.

In her mid teens, Jessica was discovered by scouts and offered modeling opportunities. She moved to Paris and signed a contract with the IMG agency. In the next six months she landed campaigns for Cover Girl, Chloé, and The Gap.





She has walked the runways for New York's top designers including Ralph Lauren, Oscar De La Renta, Marc Jacobs, and Tommy Hilfiger. She has done pictorials for Harper's Bazaar, Teen Vogue, King Magazine and covers shots for Surface and Trace magazines. In 2003, Jessica was chosen for a coveted shoot in Sports Illustrated's famed Swimsuit Issue. She was also featured in the 2004, 2005 and 2007 issues. In 2005, she became the first African-American model to be featured in three consecutive editions of the annual feature.

Jessica is currently part of Elite Plus in New York City.

In 2006, Jessica had a small role in 'Big Momma's House 2' and has appeared in a music video for John Legend.









Words of Wisdom - Jimmy Carr




Madonna looks great for 50. She's got the body of a man half her age.













Thursday, 24 September 2009

Mushi Mushi Reon Kadena sizzling by the sea





The fairest of em all!







Popular Diplomat Hotties













Korean Kutie Kim Ha Yul in short skirt and kinky boots






Yap! Not too bad!!








My BF's hung like an elephant!














Hot Popper Lisa Marie Presley does Marilyn Monroe













Art of the Girly Mag - Bo Derek graces Playboy






Whoooooaaaa!! 

Bountiful Bo lookin good in March 1980!

No, we can't post the "sensational nude pictorial"!








Moments In Time - Joy Division have fun in the snow (1978)







Manchester sure looked pretty in the grim Seventies!!








Drunkovision Diva













Tatoo You - Angel













Korean Kutie Hyonni






The stunning import model from Orange County, like Madonna, has only one name.

Unlike Madonna, she's silicone-free, young and hot!









Mushi Mushi Cutie Cowgals







Ride em cowboy!!







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Micheal Moore does Bob Dylan live on Leno





Michael Moore was a guest on The Jay Leno Show the other night. He was there to talk up his commendable new movie "Capitalism: A Love Story."

Earlier, during his monologue, Leno referred to Moore's latest project;
JAY LENO: We have Michael Moore, the filmmaker, on the show tonight. He has a... (Cheers and applause) You know, he's got a... I think this is his best film yet. It's a new movie called Capitalism: A Love Story. And in the movie he says capitalism is evil. You know what he doesn't say? Tickets are 12 bucks. Popcorn is 8 bucks. Coke is 6 bucks. JuJuBes 9 bucks.

Moore had to earn his publicity time though by giving a performance. So he belted out Dylan's classic "The Times They Are A-Changin'" a cappella. He made a pretty good stab  at it too!

An album of Dylan covers is on the way!!


















Mushi Mushi Cop Cutie Ruru Anoa






Arrest me please, Officer Booby-San!







Art of the Poster - The She Creature










Anime snippet













Art of JAV - Tsubaki














Cover Art - Larry Ferrari's "Puppets on Parade"











Tempting Taiwanese Betel Nut Beauties






One surefire way to sell nuts!! Reminds us of those little rooms in the naughty part of Amsterdam (although a different type of nuts is in play there!)

We've already made holiday plans for next year. Yap, well spend a month eating Betel nuts in Taiwan! Can't wait!!




Betel nut beauties (also betel nut girl - 檳榔西施) are a common sight along roadsides in Taiwan. Young hot chicks sell betel nuts and cigarettes from a brightly lit glass enclosure while wearing revealing clothing and kinky garb!






The Mandarin term names the women after Xi Shi, the legendary beauty of imperial China's Spring and Autumn Period.

Though betel nuts are chewed in many regions of the Asia-Pacific, the betel nut beauty phenomenon is distinctly Taiwanese. The original betel nut beauties were the "Shuangdong Girls" who, in the 1960s, brought glamour to the opening of the Shuangdong Betel Nut Stand in Guoxing Township (國姓鄉), Nantou County.





The success of the marketing strategy led competitors to follow suit, and by the end of the century betel nut beauties and their neon-topped kiosks were a trademark feature of Taiwan's cities and countryside.

The kiosks appear in urban, suburban and rural settings alike. They are most characteristically encountered along major highways where truck drivers--famously enthusiastic consumers of betel nuts --can easily find them!!





As icons of Taiwanese culture, betel nut beauties appear frequently in art and film. Betelnut Beauty is the English title of the 2000 film "Ai ni ai wo" (愛你愛我, literally "Love you, love me"), and betel nut beauties figure prominently in the 2007 art film "Bangbang wo aishen" (English title: Help Me, Eros).









Wednesday, 23 September 2009

Beauty Alone













Breaking The News





One Umbrella





Living Mannequin












Gratuitous Beaver Shot












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The Morning After





The Love Song - Bob Dylan's "Went To See The Gypsy"




So happy just to see you smile. Underneath the sky of blue. On this new morning. New morning.


A nice piece below from everybobdylansong.blogspot about a Dylan track I've always loved!

The beautiful and enigmatic Went To See The Gypsy - a celebratory song of love written in glorious pastoral poetry - comes from the Bob's wrongly maligned 1970 LP "New Morning", an album that represented a real return to form after a few years (somewhat deliberately ... as documented in Bob's amazing "Chronicle Vol 1" memoirs) in the creative wilderness.

By the way, the LP has recently been wonderfully remastered, while there's also an excellent bootleg out there from the "New Morning" sessions that's well worth checking out too.

We've added the lyrics plus a vid for the original song and a powerful live reinterpretation by His Bobness from a 2005 London show.




Bob Dylan Song #148: Went To See The Gypsy
One of the things I really like about New Morning is just how relaxed all the songs tend to sound. "Laid-back" is a positive quality that often proves both ephemeral and rather subjective - after all, one could call the previous album "laid-back", and it wouldn't really be a compliment. But with this album (subjectivity again), it feels like Dylan had captured the casual quality that he'd infused into his life after making his escape from the grind of being a full-time musician, with songs that speak to his more relaxed state of mind. Take this song, "Went To See The Gypsy" - the tempo isn't particularly fast, the guitar licks don't so much sting as add spice to the track, and the organ track isn't as powerful or intrusive as other organ tracks on Bob's songs. This song could have been overwhelmed by more instrumentation, or even an arrangement similar to something on Self Portrait, but in the capable hands of the New Morning band everything sounds pretty darn good. Lest you thought Dylan's arranging instincts were dulled on the last album, here's proof that they were still there and in fine form.


The generally held belief about this song is that it has something to do with Elvis Presley; I can't remember if Dylan ever talked about there being some sort of dream involving Elvis or something (he never did meet Elvis in real life), but that story has been sunk into the Dylan legend at some point. There are a few clues to this in the lyrics - "big hotel", "he did it in Las Vegas/and he can do it here", and so on. Dylan's denied it, but big whoop-whoop - I wouldn't be surprised if at one point or another he's denied that Slow Train Coming is an album about God. We all know about young Elston Gunn; actually writing something that pays some sort of tribute to his boyhood idol (even if it's actually referring to the Vegas-era, maximum excess Elvis) would make a lot of sense. And the reference to "that little Minnesota town", where young Bob heard all those rock-n-roll records, helps cements that idea.

Then again, can this really be said as paying any homage to Elvis? After all, the gypsy of the song (and the pretty dancing girl, surely meant to be an embodiment of temptation) basically says two lines and disappears when the narrator goes looking for him again. That dancing girl told the narrator that the gypsy could do all these amazing things, and yet at the end that narrator finds himself back in his small town up North, just staring at the sun rising up, a banal image that manages to be infused with so much poetry. I bet I'm not the first person that thought about the Bob of Greenwich Village, making the move from rock rebel in leather jacket to folk hero in work shirt and blue jeans, perhaps seeing those rockers he idolized as myth, something that fades away if you look too closely, and the lives of those in those small towns (the subject of so many folk songs) as something real and tangible. It's kind of a bittersweet image, something akin to what it's like to grow up and realize that what you held true as a youth turns out to be something entirely different as you grow older.

This is, of course, something we all can sympathize with. If there is one lesson that adulthood (and many of our finest entertainments, from Mad Men to The Replacements' "Unsatisfied") has taught us, it's that the great big wide world we were promised as youngsters somehow manages to become smaller, pettier, and far less satisfying as we grow and mature. I know that's oversimplifying things, and that for many people (including myself, lest you think I'm already some muttering old man yelling at kids to get off my lawn) you can find all sorts of ways to be happy, or at least content, with a life that you could not have imagined ever wanting ten or even five years ago. And yet there is always that vague feeling in the pit of my stomach, this notion that somehow things got turned around and scrambled somewhere down the line, and that I probably missed the boat on something that would've changed my life and brought me infinite joy, but I never even knew that boat existed. I cannot be the only person that has felt this way. I know this is a downer, and I apologize.

I can't help wondering, as I listen to the song again, if that interpretation of "Went To See The Gypsy" is really true and Bob was really thinking about that moment in his life where, after all that zigging, he decided that he wanted to zag instead. Maybe, as he penned the lyrics, there was a slight rueful smile on his face, as he thought about the baby-faced, early-twenties version of himself, wondering where that gypsy went and if it wasn't better to turn away from pretty girls in Vegas (so to speak) and sing about what he saw in front of his own eyes, whether it was the sun rising over Hibbing, a girl he wished he could've brought to Italy, or the injustices of a world that promises so much and so rarely delivers. Of course, things turned out far more complicated than that, and it would not be long before the work shirts were placed in mothballs and the leather jacket pulled out to be worn once again. And that is why Bob is who he is - he surely had the same fears as I have, and he surely felt at some point that he'd missed a boat somewhere ... and then he just got on another boat and sailed to where he wanted to sail. One day, if I'm lucky, I'll be able to do that as well.


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"Can't you hear that rooster crowin'?
Rabbit runnin' down across the road
Underneath the bridge where the water flowed through
So happy just to see you smile
Underneath the sky of blue
On this new morning, new morning
On this new morning with you.

Can't you hear that motor turnin'?
Automobile comin' into style
Comin' down the road for a country mile or two
So happy just to see you smile
Underneath the sky of blue
On this new morning, new morning
On this new morning with you.

The night passed away so quickly
It always does when you're with me.

Can't you feel that sun a-shinin'?
Ground hog runnin' by the country stream
This must be the day that all of my dreams come true
So happy just to be alive
Underneath the sky of blue
On this new morning, new morning
On this new morning with you.

So happy just to be alive
Underneath the sky of blue
On this new morning, new morning
On this new morning with you.
New morning ..."










Bob Dylan - New Morning (1970)






Bob Dylan - New Morning
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Block My View please














Cinema Sweetheart - Keira Knightley stunning in green














Wonderful WaterBabe













Salvador Dali - Soft Construction with Boiled Beans (Premonition of Civil War) [1936]




Yap ... that title makes perfect sense!








Words of Wisdom - Sam Cooke






It's been a long, a long time coming. But I know a change is gonna come.








Enlist Me! - Chilean Army Cutie













Mushi Mushi Airi Murakami in orange






Whhhooooooaaaaaa!!!!







The Love Song - The Velvet Underground's "We're Gonna Have a Real Good Time Together"



We're gonna have a real good time together. We're gonna laugh and dance and shout together.


A beautiful Lou Reed track which first saw official light of day in the rather good outtakes compilation album "Another View", released in 1986 by Verve Records. It's probably the best track on that collection and would have graced any Velvets album.

More a song of lust than love, "We're Gonna Have a Real Good Time Together" takes off with an unrelenting beat and seminal riff ... and never lets up! Rare for sixties Reed, the song doesn't rely on a complex, cutting-edge lyric. Instead, this song is all about the feel of the simple mantra-like lines and the emotion they convey.

"We're Gonna Have a Real Good Time Together" was recorded on September 30, 1969, by the post-Cale version of the band, with wonderful backing provided by Sterling Morrison and Maureen Tucker. Not sure who exactly provides the hand-clapping though!

The hugely influential "We're Gonna Have a Real Good Time Together", is another Velvets milestone on the road to Punk/Post Punk Heaven. Going beyond influence, the song's riff and beat were unceremoniously ripped off by punk pioneers New York Dolls for the track "Personality Crisis"! - the opening number on their debut LP from 1973, some four years later!!









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We're gonna have a real good time together
We're gonna have a real good time together
We're gonna have a real good time together
We're gonna laugh and dance and shout together
Na nanana nana nana
Na nanana nana hey hey hey
Na nanana nana

We're gonna have a real good time together
We're gonna have a real good time together
We're gonna have a real good time together
We're gonna laugh and dance and shout together
Na nanana nana nana
Na nanana nana hey hey hey
Na nanana nana

Early in the morning, baby
Na nanana nananana
Na nanana nananana
Oooooohhhhh!








We really love the Mall













Mushi Mushi Nozomi Sasaki in kinky outfit













Cool Cat Orson Welles dates Cult Cutie Nancy Valentine






Orson's saying;
"When I suggested you try the casting couch with me, this isn't exactly the type of couch I was referring to!"








Roadrunner - The car, the radio, the night - and rock's most thrilling song



We wrote a piece about this classic song - a song we've loved for decades and will always love! - HERE

Laura Barton loves it too. So much so that she took a trip trom Britland to the wilds of Boston, Massachusetts and travelled along the exotic Route 128 upon which the song is set! And then she wrote this wonderful piece about her suburban odyssey! And then she took a long nap!

We once again ask .. "why the fuck are there no good songs about radio anymore?!"









The car, the radio, the night - and rock's most thrilling song


It's been called the first punk record. The Sex Pistols used to cover it. And yet Jonathan Richman's Roadrunner is only a hymn to a suburban ringroad in Massachusetts. Laura Barton went to Boston in search of the romance of Route 128. Click here to see the route itself


"I'm out exploring the modern world,

By the pine trees and the Howard Johnsons,
On Route 128 when it's late at night,
We're heading from the north shore to the south shore,
Well I see Route 3 in my sight and
I'm the Roadrunner."

Roadrunner (Thrice), by Jonathan Richman and the Modern Lovers

Dusk in a supermarket carpark in Natick, Massachusetts. Outside there is snow in the air and the wind is up. A shopping trolley whirls its way across the tarmac unaided and the cars of Route 9 rush by. I wind the window down. It's cold outside.

People make rock'n'roll pilgrimages to Chuck Berry's Route 66, to Bruce Springsteen's New Jersey Turnpike and Bob Dylan's Highway 61. They flock to Robert Johnson's crossroads, to Graceland, to the Chelsea Hotel, hoping to glean some insight into the music that moves them. In January this year, I made my own rock pilgrimage to the suburbs of Boston, to drive the routes described by Jonathan Richman and the Modern Lovers in the song Roadrunner, a minor UK hit 30 years ago this week.

Roadrunner is one of the most magical songs in existence. It is a song about what it means to be young, and behind the wheel of an automobile, with the radio on and the night and the highway stretched out before you. It is a paean to the modern world, to the urban landscape, to the Plymouth Roadrunner car, to roadside restaurants, neon lights, suburbia, the highway, the darkness, pine trees and supermarkets. As Greil Marcus put it in his book Lipstick Traces: "Roadrunner was the most obvious song in the world, and the strangest."

One version of Roadrunner - Roadrunner (Twice) - reached No 11 in the UK charts, but the song's influence would extend much further. Its first incarnation, Roadrunner (Once), recorded in 1972 and produced by John Cale, but not released until 1976, was described by film director Richard Linklater as "the first punk song"; he placed it on the soundtrack to his film School of Rock. As punk took shape in London, Roadrunner was one of the songs the Sex Pistols covered at their early rehearsals. Another 20 years on and Cornershop would cite it as the inspiration behind their No 1 single Brimful of Asha, and a few years later, Rolling Stone put it at 269 on their list of the 500 greatest songs of all time. Its impact would be felt in other ways, too: musicians playing on this song included keyboard player Jerry Harrison, who would later join Talking Heads, and drummer David Robinson, who went on to join the Cars. Its power was in the simplicity both of its music - a drone of guitar, organ, bass and drums around a simple two-chord structure - and of its message that it's great to be alive.

Maybe you don't know much about Jonathan Richman. Maybe you've heard the instrumental Egyptian Reggae, which hit No 5 in 1977 and earned him an appearance on Top of the Pops. Or perhaps you recall his cameo as the chorus in There's Something About Mary (the Farrelly brothers are dedicated fans). But if you want to know what Jonathan Richman was about, first think of the Velvet Underground, and then turn it inside out; imagine the Velvets cooked sunny side up. Imagine them singing not about drugs and darkness, but about all the simple beauty in the world.



What characterises Richman's work, and Roadrunner especially, is its unblighted optimism. "Richman's music did not sound quite sane," Greil Marcus wrote. "When I went to see him play in 1972, his band - the Modern Lovers, which is what he's always called whatever band he's played with - was on stage; nothing was happening. For some reason I noticed a pudgy boy with short hair wandering through the sparse crowd, dressed in blue jeans and a white T-shirt on which was printed, in pencil, 'I LOVE MY LIFE.' Then he climbed up and played the most shattering guitar I'd ever heard. 'I think this is great,' said the person next to me. 'Or is it terrible?'"

There are plenty of versions of Roadrunner. The Unofficial Jonathan Richman Chords website lists 10 discernibly different versions: seven given an official release and three bootlegs. Richman apparently wrote the song in around 1970. The 1972 John Cale version was a demo for Warner Brothers, and only saw the light when the Beserkley label in California collected the Modern Lovers' demos and put them out as the Modern Lovers album in 1976. Two more 1972 demo versions, produced by the notorious LA music svengali Kim Fowley, would be released in 1981 on a patchy album called The Original Modern Lovers, and a live version from 1973 would appear a quarter of a century later on the live record Precise Modern Lovers Order. In late 1974, Richman recorded a stripped-down version of the song for the Beserkley, which apparently took a little over two hours. This would be the Roadrunner (Twice), the most successful version. A further take, extended beyond eight minutes, and recorded live, was titled Roadrunner (Thrice) and released as a single B-side in 1977.

While every version of Roadrunner begins with the bawl of "One-two-three-four-five-six" and ends with the cry of "Bye bye!", each contains lyrical variations and deviations in the car journey Richman undertakes during the song's narrative, though it always begins on Route 128, the Boston ringroad that Richman uses to embody the wonders of existence. In one, he's heading out to western Massachusetts, and in another he's cruising around "where White City used to be" and to Grafton Street, to check out an old sporting store, observing: "Well they made many renovations in that part of town/ My grandpa used to be a dentist there." Over the course of the various recordings he refers to the Turnpike, the Industrial Park, the Howard Johnson, the North Shore, the South Shore, the Mass Pike, Interstate 90, Route 3, the Prudential Tower, Quincy, Deer Island, Boston harbour, Amherst, South Greenfield, the "college out there that rises up outta nuthin", Needham, Ashland, Palmerston, Lake Champlain, Route 495, the Sheraton Tower, Route 9, and the Stop & Shop.

My pilgrimage will take me to all of these places. For authenticity's sake I have chosen to make the trip in January, because, as Richman observes in Roadrunner (Thrice) on winding down his car window, "it's 20 degrees outside". Having consulted a weather website listing average temperatures for Boston and its environs, I find it is most likely to be 20 degrees at night-time in January. And, as in Roadrunner, I will drive these roads only at night, because "I'm in love with modern moonlight, 128 when it's dark outside."

Richman was born in the suburb of Natick in the May of 1951. It was there that he learned to play clarinet and guitar, where he met some of his Modern Lovers. But that is not where I begin my journey. If you want to find out where Richman was really born, musically speaking, you have to head to a redbrick building in central Boston. On my first afternoon, as I prepare for my inaugural night drive, I pull up on Berkeley Street, within spitting distance of the Mass Pike, trying to find the original site of the Boston Tea Party, the venue where Richman first saw the Velvet Underground as a teenager.

Richman was infatuated with The Velvets, from the first moment he heard them on the radio in 1967. He met the band many times in his native Boston, opened for them in Springfield, and in 1969 even moved to New York, sleeping on their manager's sofa. Roadrunner owes its existence to the Velvet Underground's Sister Ray, though the three-chord riff has been pared back to two, just D and A.

A live recording from the Middle East Cafe in Cambridge, Massachusetts, made in October 1995, has Richman introducing his song Velvet Underground with the recollection that he must have seen the band "about 60 times at the Boston Tea Party down there at 53 Berkeley Street". So along Berkeley Street I walk, counting down to number 53, the cold from the pavement soaking up through my boots, the air before me hanging in frosty white wreaths. The venue is gone now, and today it is a civilised-looking apartment block with no hint of the rock'n'roll about it save for a plaque announcing that Led Zeppelin and the Velvets, BB King and the J Geils Band all played here. It does not mention Jonathan Richman.

That evening I drive along Route 128 for the first time. I head up towards Gloucester, as the night drifts from rain to sleet to snow. All the way there, the road is quiet; the rush-hour traffic has thinned, and I drive behind a minibus emblazoned with the words Greater Boston Chinese Golden Age Center. The street lights peter out and at times I can barely see the road markings; by the time I reach the North Shore I am hunched over the steering wheel squinting at the road. In Gloucester, I draw into the carpark of Dunkin' Donuts. Cars swish by on Eastern Avenue, rain falls heavily. Inside, one lone figure in an anorak is buying Thursday night doughnuts. This is the very end of R128.

It feels exhilarating, alone out here in the darkness. I peer through the windscreen at the cosy houses of Gloucester, a seaside resort and home to 30,000 people. Televisions blink behind drawn curtains, and I think how cold and late it is and how by rights I should be indoors. But what matters right now is out here: the radio, and the dark and the night and this glorious strip of tarmac before me.



Route 128 was opened in 1951, and is also known as the Yankee Division Highway. It runs from Canton on the South Shore up here to Gloucester. At times it intertwines with I-95, the interstate highway that runs from Florida to the Canadian border. Route 128, and what it represents, is an important element in Roadrunner. Between 1953 and 1961, many businesses, employing thousands of people, moved to lie alongside Route 128, and the road became known as America's Technology Highway. During the 1950s and 1960s, Boston's suburbs spread along the road, and the businesses were joined by people, the residential population quadrupling in the 50s and then doubling again in the 60s. This was the world in which Richman grew up, a world that rejoiced in technology, that celebrated the suburbs and the opportunities offered by the highway.

In Tim Mitchell's biography There's Something About Jonathan, Richman's former next-door neighbour and founder member of the Modern Lovers, John Felice, recalls the excitement of driving that route with his buddy: "We used to get in the car and we would just drive up and down Route 128 and the turnpike. We'd come up over a hill and he'd see the radio towers, the beacons flashing, and he would get almost teary-eyed ... He'd see all this beauty in things where other people just wouldn't see it. We'd drive past an electric plant, a big power plant, with all kinds of electric wire and generators, and he'd get all choked up, he'd almost start crying. He found a lot of beauty in those things, and that was something he taught me. There was a real stark beauty to them and he put it into words in his songs."

Driving back towards Boston, past factories and blinking red lights, I head down to the South Shore, to Canton, where Route 128 becomes I-95, heading off towards Providence, Rhode Island, and way on down to Miami. Canton is the home of Reebok and Baskin Robbins, and I drive aimlessly through its dark streets before scooping back up to Quincy, where Howard Johnson's and Dunkin' Donuts began, and out along Quincy Shore Drive. I put on Roadrunner (Thrice), my favourite version of Roadrunner. "Well I can see Boston now," it goes. "I can see the Prudential Tower/ With the little red lights blinking on in the dark/ I'm by Quincy now/ I can see Deer Island/ I can see the whole Boston harbour from where I am, out on the rocks by Cohasset/ In the night."

The next day I head out to Natick. My mission is to see the suburban streets where Richman grew up, and to visit the Super Stop & Shop, on Worcester Street. The Stop & Shop is a supermarket chain founded in 1914 and which now boasts 360 stores, most of them in New England. The Stop & Shop is one of the key locations in Roadrunner, for it is where Richman makes a key discovery about the power of rock'n'roll radio: "I walked by the Stop & Shop/ Then I drove by the Stop & Shop/ I like that much better than walking by the Stop & Shop/ 'Cause I had the radio on."

The experiment is important. Richman states that having the radio on makes him feel both "in touch" and "in love" with "the modern world", and the presiding connection with modernity throughout Roadrunner - with the highway, with the car, with rock'n'roll, conveys Richman's delight at living entirely in the moment.

Natick Stop & Shop looks too modern to be the same store Richman walked past, then drove past. "How long has this Stop & Shop been here?" I ask the cashier. He is young and slightly built, a faint brush of hair on his top lip. "Uh, I dunno ... " he frowns. "Did you know there's a famous song that mentions the Stop & Shop?" I press on. "No." He looks at me, hairs twitching, and his colleague interrupts as she packs my bags: "Can I take my break?" she demands, squarely. Outside, I walk slowly past the Stop & Shop. Then I climb into my silver Saturn with its New Jersey plates and drive past the Stop & Shop, with the radio on for company. I feel in touch with the modern world.

Some hours later, having driven out along Interstate 90 - the Mass Pike - and down the 495, past Framingham and Ashland and Milford, I find myself in the Franklin Stop & Shop, standing at the Dunkin' Donuts counter. "Oh my gawd! We've almost run out of glazed!" cries one of the attendants. "The other day we sold one glazed all day!" "Mm-hmm," replies her colleague, in a world-weary tone. "Some day you sell none at all, other days they all just go." They are playing Paula Abdul's Opposites Attract in the cafe, and I sit there with my doughnut and my coffee and my map of Massachusetts, plotting my route out towards Amherst and the University of Massachusetts, and up to Greenfield, about two hours west. I love to think of Richman making this drive, about the "college out there that just rises up in the middle of nuthin'/ You've just got fields of snow and all of a sudden there's these modern buildings/ Right in the middle of nothing/ Under the stars." There is the glorious feeling of driving for driving's sake, away from the draw of Boston, away from the ocean, and delving deep into the heart of Massachusetts.

It is late when I get home. After staying a couple of nights at a hotel overlooking the harbour I have moved to the Howard Johnson, out by Fenway Park, home of the Red Sox. It is a low-rise hotel across from a McDonald's, inside it is filled with a weary light and the stale smells of the Chinese restaurant attached. In its heyday, Howard Johnson's was a hugely successful chain of motor hotels and restaurants, famous for its 28 flavours of ice cream. Richman loved the Howard Johnson's chain, devoting an entire song to it in his early days, in which he declared happily: "I see the restaurant/ It is my friend." At one point, Tim Mitchell writes, Richman personalised his Stratocaster guitar by cutting out a piece of it, spraying it the recognisable greeny-blue of the Howard Johnson logo and then reinserting it. Today, there are only a couple of Howard Johnson's restaurants in existence, none of them in Massachusetts, and the logo lives on only as part of a budget hotel chain.

Outside the hotel tonight the snow is deep; it piles up around wheel arches and lies thickly across bonnets and windscreens. I haven't really spoken to anyone for days, and my firmest friend has become the radio. I'm tuned to AM, in homage to Roadrunner, with its gleeful shouts of: "I got the AM!/ Got the power!/ Got the radio on!" Tonight in the neon glow of the carpark, I flick through stations broadcasting only in Spanish, music shows, adverts for dating websites, custom replacement windows, car loans, Dr Kennedy's prayer show, until they blur into one long rush of song and speech and advertisement "Truththattransforms.org, for $29.99 you get one free, You wouldn't stay away as much as you do/ I know that I wouldn't be this blue/ If you would only love me half as much as I love you."

For my final night's drive it is snowing heavily. I decide to cover every single geographical point on the Roadrunner map in one long drive, setting out shortly after nine o'clock for Gloucester. It is a beautiful night, the roads empty, the snow falling onto my windscreen in great beautiful plumes, I put my hand outside the window and the flakes float gently, coldly on to my fingers. I drive past the Stop & Shop, I drive out towards Amherst, to south Greenfield. I take in Route 128, the Mass Pike, Route 3, from R9 I loop down to R495, down towards Quincy, I head out to Cohasset, to the rocks. And as I spiral about the snowy landscape I feel like a skater, pirouetting across the ice.

I drive for hours. "But I'm hypnotised," as Roadrunner (Thrice) puts it. And it is a funny thing, driving alone, late at night; pretty soon you come to feel at one with the car, with the road, with the dark and the landscape. This is one of the themes that rises up out of Roadrunner, that feeling that "the highway is my only girlfriend" that here, loneliness is a thing to be cherished. "Now I'm in love with my own loneliness," he sings. "It doesn't bother me to feel so alone/ At least I'm not staying alone at home/ I'm out exploring the modern world."

It is the early hours of the morning. I am tired. My mouth is thick with coffee and my throat dry from the car heater. As I loop back towards Route 128 for the final time I turn off the radio and put on Roadrunner (Thrice): "One-two-three-four-five-six!" Suddenly there is a lump in my throat. I pull over and wind the window down, let the cold night air rush in, and through the falling snow I watch all the lights of the modern world, blinking out over Boston.

"Well you might say I feel lonely
But I wouldn't say I feel lonely
I would say that I feel alive
All alone
'Cause I like this feeling
Of roaming around in the dark
And even though I'm alone out there
I don't mind
'Cause I'm in love with the world."

· Click here to see a map of the celebrated Route 128 itself.







Television Totty - Jenna Fischer, lingerie lover






If she wore this garb in all her shows, she'd be the most famous TV Totty on the planet!








Cult Cutie - Ruth Hussey & Rita Johnson in bath fun






Still from the flick "Within the Law" released in 1939.

No, not a lesbian porno movie! ... Unfortunately!

In the film, Ruth plays shopgirl Mary Turner who, having been sentenced to prison for someone else's theft, is released and takes revenge upon those who wronged her!

You'd better stay out of Ruthie's way!!!!









Johnny Thunders Bikini Babe




by roykeanz







Korea Kutie Kim Ha-Yul on the casting couch






Owwwwwww!

Holy mother of Buddha!!







The Kinks - "You Really Got Me" / "Tired Of Waiting For You" (1965)





A hopped up Jimmy Saville introduces the boys back in 1965 at the New Musical Express Poll Winners concert.

They rattle off the classics "You Really Got Me" and "Tired Of Waiting For You" in an unrelenting manner! What a wonderful f*cking sound!!

We then learn that the boys won the award of Runners Up in the "Best New Group" category!

Runners Up? Who the hell won it then? .... "The Rolling Beach Beatles Boys"?
















Ni Hao Stunning Chinese Advert Babe













Korean Kutie Park Soo Kyung pretty in pink











Cult Cutie - Jean Ackermann of Ziegfeld Follies













Robert Gould Shaw - Colonel of the first black regiment in the Civil War






Robert Gould Shaw, Colonel of the first black regiment in the US Civil War - The 54th Mass. Infantry.






Enlist Me! - Brazilian Army babe
















Welcome to Paradise !





by roykeanz










Moments In Time - Salvador Dali hanging out with Man Ray in Paris














Cult Cutie - Inger Stevens, lawn ornament












Wild Endless Night by roykeanz














Words of Wisdom - Jimi Hendrix





I've been imitated so well, I've heard people copy my mistakes.









Joan Baez gets Dylan apology





Dylan regrets his public breakup, he admits in revelatory new film

by
Sep 21, 2009

It took 44 years, but Joan Baez finally got a public apology from Bob Dylan for the callous way he treated her when he broke up their 1960s love affair.

And it happened, of all places, at Toronto's Yonge-Dundas Square on Friday night.

"I feel very bad about it," Dylan said. "I was sorry to see our relationship end."

The occasion, and the source of the confession, was the world premiere at the Toronto International Film Festival of Joan Baez: How Sweet the Sound, a PBS documentary set for broadcast next month. It was followed by a free mini-concert performance by Baez herself.

The astonishingly candid film pulls back the curtain on a painful chapter of Baez's life that she had long avoided talking about: her split from Dylan in the spring of 1965, during a British tour where he treated her as excess baggage, refusing to allow her onstage with him.

Before that, the two had been inseparable as the king and queen of folk music, and one of the most talked-about young couples of the decade.

Already a global star, Baez launched Dylan's career after their first meeting in 1961 by inviting him to share her stage and tour with her at every opportunity, often scolding her fans who found his nasal singing a poor complement to her soaring soprano tones.

She has long been coy about their relationship, referring to him as her "special friend." Dylan has also avoided the topic. He barely mentioned her in his recent autobiography and made only a cryptic comment in the 2005 Martin Scorsese doc No Direction Home: Bob Dylan.

But honesty and full disclosure is the watchword of Joan Baez: How Sweet the Sound, directed by Mary Wharton. The film includes numerous new interviews with the men in Baez's life, interspersed with archival concert footage and newsreel images of her 51-year career as a performer, pacifist and social activist.

The normally reticent Dylan refers to Baez as "Joanie" throughout the film, and generously heaps praise upon her abilities and her commitment to social causes, which included marching for civil rights with Martin Luther King Jr. and going to jail for her anti-Vietnam draft protests.

Apologizing for dumping her during that infamous 1965 British road trip (all caught on camera in D.A. Pennebaker's classic documentary Don't Look Back), Dylan says he did it to keep Baez from getting "swept up in the madness my career had become."

For her part, Baez admits in the film just how much she loved Dylan: "I was crazy about him. We were an item and we were having a wonderful time."

But she acknowledges she might have pushed him away, by trying too hard to have him join her in the many social causes she pursued: "I was trying to shove him into a mold."

Backstage before the screening, a radiant Baez, looking at least a generation younger than her 68 years, told the Star she was surprised at some of the revelations in the film.

"I'm just surprised at what they were thinking then. David Crosby thought of me as an older woman!" (The two are the same age.)

Despite the confessional tone of the film, she's still uncomfortable talking about Dylan. She demurred when asked about the half-dozen or so Dylan songs believed to be about her, in particular "Visions of Johanna," a song of intense longing written after the couple split, which many fans consider his finest song.

She's happier now than she ever has been, and said making the film made her realize how much she and her civil rights brethren had accomplished.

"None of us celebrated much when the war in Vietnam ended. We didn't appreciate ourselves enough or we thought it took too long to end the war.... But you know, seeing this film, when I finally see it, sometimes in it I think, oh, gee, I did that."

Her post-screening concert set concluded with Dylan's "Don't Think Twice, It's Alright," in which she amused the crowd by singing part of it mimicking Dylan's voice.

The tune includes the line, "You could have done better, but I don't mind." Hearing Baez sing it on Friday night, it took on a whole new poignancy.


from www.thestar.com








Cool Cats - Paul Newman





"Yes Paul, I have heard of the casting couch ..... In fact I love it!"








Vintage Shopping Babe













Korean Kutie Choi Byul-I in pink and red














Cult Cutie Gene Tierney 's come-hither look













Bob "Claus" Dylan winging your way soon!





Bob "Claus" Dylan will be winging his way your way soon!

He knows if you've been good or bad, so be good for goodness sake!

Yap, Bob is releasing an album of Xmas tracks! We're not kidding! This could be the LP that will push him over the top and enable him to finally garner that much merited Nobel Literature prize!

OK, it's the one Bob album in years we'll not be in any rush to get our mitts on, but nevertheless it's for a great cause ( Feeding America), so we really hope it's a huge seller.

Dylan will release his brand new album of holiday songs, Christmas In The Heart, on Tuesday, October 13, 2009.

All of Bob's U.S. royalties from sales of these recordings will be donated to Feeding America, guaranteeing that more than four million meals will be provided to more than 1.4 million people in need in this country during this year's holiday season.

You can get more info and pre-order the LP now at bobdylan.com









Tuesday, 22 September 2009

Amputation of a Friendship













Ni Hao Magic Ma Yu Qian













Beach Bunny













The Love Song - Allen Reynolds' "Dreaming My Dreams With You"



I won't let it change me. Not if I can. I'd rather believe in love.

"Dreaming My Dreams With You" is a gorgeous song written by singer-songwriter Allen Reynolds who, although having written some fine songs, is probably more famous for his production work with artists of very varied quality!

Born in North Little Rock, Arkansas in 1938, Allen started writing songs during his college years. He and a friend, Dickey Lee, continued writing after college and soon after moved into production and publishing with their own company.




Reynolds is perhaps best known for producing nigh on every Garth Brooks LP. However, he's also produced albums for artists of far better quality such as Kathy Mattea, Hal Ketchum, Crystal Gayle, Emmylou Harris and the O'Kanes.

In addition to producing and writing songs, Allen has also been a successful music publisher and is the owner of the legendary Nashville recording studio, "Jack's Tracks".

Other Reynolds' compositions include "I Recall A Gypsy Woman," "We Should Be Together," "Wrong Road Again," "Ready For The Times To Get Better" and "Somebody Loves You."





An array of artists have covered this classic. Most of them very badly! I was looking for my favourite version - the beautiful fragile Cowboy Junkies version from the mighty "Trinity Sessions" LP - but couldn't find a vid. So instead here's Waylon's decent interpretation of the song (from the 2001 album of the same name) and, even better, the lovely version by Marianne Faithfull (about whom the song could easily have been written!) from her excellent 1978 comeback album "Faithless".

"Dreaming My Dreams With You" is a complex, beautiful, bijou song of heart-wrenching regret and loneliness, but also too a song affirming the power of love, even in wretched circumstance.

It's a tale of anguished separation from a special loved one lost through the protagonist's unstated weakness. It's a recurring weakness from which he hopes "that I've learned this time."

The haunting refrain of "I'll always miss dreaming my dreams with you" highlights the essence of his longing for those long lost moments of true love. He dreams that the pain will eventually end and that "Someday I'll get over you."

Despite this agony, he still strongly believes in, and affirms, the concept of love ("I won't let it change me. Not if I can. I'd rather believe in love.") However, it may be an idyllic, perhaps over-idealised, concept of love to which he aspires ("I hope that I find what I'm reaching for. The way that it is in my mind.") This may be his real tragedy.




 











I hope that I won't be that wrong anymore
I hope that I've learned this time
I hope that I find what I'm reaching for
The way that it is in my mind

Someday I'll get over you
I'll live to see it all through
But I'll always miss
Dreaming my dreams with you

I won't let it change me
Not if I can
I'd rather believe in love
And give it away
As much as I can
To those that I'm fondest of

Someday I'll get over you
I'll live to see it all through
But I'll always miss
Dreaming my dreams with you

Someday I'll get over you
I'll live to see it all through
But I'll always miss
Dreaming my dreams with you


by Allen Reynolds










 
Waylon Jennings - "Dreaming My Dreams With You"

 




Marianne Faithfull - "Dreaming My Dreams With You"













Come On In!!













Lost Amongst Walls of Trees





by laceandflora









Little Russian Red Riding Hood













The Love Song - Etta James “At Last” (1961)



You smile. And then the spell was cast. And here we are in heaven.


“At Last!” was Etta's first full-length album, recorded for Chess Records' Argo subsidiary in 1961, when she was only 23. An album that really taps into the eclectic aspects of Etta's then-blossoming talent and one that really showcased James' talent across various musical genres. 

The LP featured all of James' hits between 1960 and 1961, and also included a few standards, such as Lena Horne's "Stormy Weather", "I Just Want to Make Love to You," and "A Sunday Kind of Love."  

The title track of the LP is her wonderful hit "At Last" - the song that went to #2 on the Billboard R&B chart and also peaked at #47 on the Billboard Pop Chart and the song that would ultimately become her signature song. It was released with "I Just Want to Make Love to You" as the B-side in 1961 and was produced by the legendary Phil Chess and Leonard Chess.

"At Last" is a 1941 song written by Mack Gordon and Harry Warren for the musical film "Orchestra Wives", starring George Montgomery and Ann Rutherford. It was first performed in the film, and on record, by Glenn Miller and his orchestra with vocals by Ray Eberle and Pat Friday.

The song was a major hit for Miller, reaching number 14 on the Billboard pop charts in 1942, and it soon became a standard. Nat King Cole later revived the song by recording it in 1957 on his number one album "Love Is the Thing".

A tale of true love found after what appears an eternity of waiting, “At Last” had a deep resonance, no more so than in Etta James' special version, in which her improvisation on Warren's original melody, belted out in her unique Blues-tinged style, melded perfectly with the song's lyrical power and intensity.

The Etta James version of “At Last” was inducted into the Grammy Hall of Fame in 1999.







by uztarroz




At last
my love has come along
my lonely days over
and life is like a song

Ooh, yeah, yeah
At last
the skies above are blue
My heart was wrapped up in clover
the night I looked at you

I found a dream
that I could speak to
A dream that I
can call my own
I found a thrill
to press my cheek to
A thrill that I have never known
Ohh, yeah, yeah

You smile
you smile
Ooh and then the spell was cast
And here we are in heaven
for you are mine at last












Etta James - “At Last!” (1961)






Etta James - “At Last!” - Live -2004












Minnie Mouse gets Kinky












Jackson Pollock Lingerie Lovely






This chick's a huge Jackson Pollock fan!

Pain randomly dripping from the wall really turns her on!

A few years back, I "decorated" my then GF's bedroom in a similar manner. Far from getting her horny though, she ended up almost killing me with a steak knife! F*cking philistine!








Cinema Sweetheart - Scarlett Johansson in B&W;












Bob Dylan - A Hard Reindeer’s A-Gonna Fall !




I've been ten thousand miles in the mouth of a graveyard
And it's a hard, it's a hard, it's a hard, and it's a hard
It's a hard Reindeer’s a-gonna fall.






from  newyorker.com


Bob Dylan’s forthcoming Christmas album, “Christmas in the Heart,” whose proceeds will benefit Feeding America, leaked last week. Well, it dribbled out: the thirty-second clips posted to the British Amazon site were collected by Dylan fans and circulated. We wanted to let the first wave of jokes pass before getting to the music itself, which seems great. Please note that “great” here is an expression of enthusiasm and not an objective measure of quality. Objectively, the songs sound odd, to say the least: it’s as if Dylan is dreaming of having a Christmas TV special in the late fifties or early sixties, complete with saccharine arrangements and chipper female backing vocalists.

Most of the music sounds decisively pre-rock, except for the fact that it’s wed (or, if that seems too voluntary, welded) to Dylan’s croakiest vocals in a while. He can still sing (relatively) smoothly if he wants—just listen to “Together Through Life” or see him in concert—but he can also use his cracked-leather affectations as a defense against sentimentality. 

It’s impossible not to read the selections as at least partly ironic. Dylan has a long and highly publicized history with Christianity; to claim there’s not a wink in the childish optimism of “Here Comes Santa Claus” or “Winter Wonderland” is to ignore a half-century of biting satire. Just take a look at the cover art.

Plus, in recent years, Dylan has tuned up his comic persona on the great (this is an objective measure of quality) “Theme Time Radio Hour,” which has found him moving confidently and puckishly across all types of American music, from blues to country to novelty. “Hark the Herald Angels Sing” can grate, but it’s also genuinely pained. “Must Be Santa” goes like a train with a dead-drunk conductor.

So is this Christmas record a joke? A serious joke? An example of wish-fulfillment? Decide for yourself, and see some Dylan-themed Christmas parody cover art along the way.
















Beauty's Stare














Cult Cutie - Marilyn Monroe's sweet pose













Elvis Monster





by Zach Bellissimo








Football Psychos and Intra-team Tantrums



from early-doors


Nigel Reo-Coker has been sent home from training after a row with Martin O'Neill that was either, according to which account you believe, a purely verbal spat or something slightly more physical.The ubiquitous training ground bust-up has reared its ugly head at most clubs at some point in time (think of them as a bit like Christian Vieri) and there can be few clubs out there which have not seen tempers boil as frustration spills over into an angry word or even violence.

But most take place behind closed doors and only a small minority end up getting reported. Here is a small selection of those we have been lucky enough to learn of:


Joey Barton v Ousmane Dabo

Bad boy Barton isn't the nicest man in the game and he again proved it in 2007 with a "savage, unprovoked and worst of all cowardly assault" on his then Manchester City team-mate Ousmane Dabo. Dabo was left looking like "elephant man" and never played for City again. Barton was given a four-month suspended jail sentence while he was in prison serving time for another crime. Lovely. 

Eyal Berkovic v John Hartson

Heads may well be round - sort of - but more often than not they do not look like footballs. Yet Hartson seemed to have difficulty in distinguishing between the two in 1998, when his offer of a helping hand was rejected by the Israeli, who lashed out. Hartson reacted the way any reasonable man would, launching a well-struck volley that would have flown into the top corner, had the ball not actually been Berkovic's head. Miraculously, it stayed attached to his shoulders - but Hartson didn't hang around at Upton Park much longer and soon moved on to Celtic.

Enzo Maresca v Aitar Ocio

Over to the continent, where training ground bust-ups are as spectacular as they are frequent. At Sevilla in 2006, former Juventus, Fiorentina and West Bromwich Albion ace Maresca reacted to a series of full-blooded tackles in a practice match by turning round and simply headbutting Ocio. He should have put him on the floor, as Ocio then piled in himself to finish the fight and the pair had to be separated by team-mates. Coach Juande Ramos said: "It was only a clash in a training session, something that happens with all teams. There's nothing more to it."

Juanito v Adriano Rossato

Real Sociopath, sorry Sociedad, defender Juanito showed precious little regard for the wellbeing of his team-mate Rossato when he attacked him during a training session in 2006. The fight left the Brazilian left-back in hospital with a collapsed cheekbone. But at least Juanito showed remorse for his actions. "It has been a sad episode. Sometimes you lose your head, a fever suddenly enters you on the pitch and soon you are shamed by your actions," Juanito said before adding he "would prefer intensity ahead of apathy".









Cinema Sweetheart Megan Fox skinnydipping in "Jennifer's Body"













Good Habits Start Young














Moments In Time - Leonard Cohen and paramour Joni Mitchell (1967)






For a short period over 1967/68, Joni Mitchell and Leonard Cohen had a fling that still echoes in their work.Introduced to each other at the 1967 Newport Folk Festival by Judy Collins - who was, in large part, responsible for jump-starting the musical careers of both singer-songwriters! -  Cohen and Mitchell almost immediately involved themselves in a fiery romance that ignited, flared, and exhausted itself within weeks.

Depending upon the source - and  indeed the slant of one's own perspective - either Lenny terminated the relationship himself for unspecified reasons or incited Mitchell to end it because of his interest in other women.








Lace & Linegerie & Legs














Hot Alien Chick!





"Take me to your Kinky Leader!"







Tongue






by Leah Tinari







Cover Art - Etta James “At Last!” (1961)





Etta James “At Last!” released on Argo as Argo LP 4003 in 1961.

The wonderful cover art was designed by Don Bronstein.

What an album! What a song! What a performer! What a cover!













Cult Cutie - Mari Blanchard in Bathing Suit & Heels













A Gal and a Gun and a Gun













Leia Loves em Hairy













Sports Sweety - Beach Volleyball Babe














Art of the Girly Mag - Complex Aubrey O'Day













Rosinette Absinthe













Stitched Sweetheart






by michael walton








Campus Cutie






Great to see she's not wasting those College years on any Edumecation!!!









Aaron Schneider's new film "Get Low"




by Alex Billington
http://www.firstshowing.net


Don't ask why, but I wasn't expecting much out of Get Low. I remember hearing about the story when it was first announced, but I just didn't expect it to be that great. Boy was I wrong. Get Low is a film that mixes emotion and comedy in a hugely impressive way (for a first-time feature filmmaker) and is endearing at the same time. It's led by an incredible performance from Robert Duvall and is a remarkably wild ride, which almost doesn't make sense considering it's a period piece set in the 1930s, but it works. I wasn't expecting to like it, but I fell in love with it, thanks to all the little details that director Aaron Schneider brought to it.

Get Low is about a Tennessee hermit named Felix Bush (Duvall) who has lived the last forty years alone, in seclusion, in his cabin in the woods. Duvall brings a spectacular amount of emotion and nuance to the role, as we're meant to find out over the course of the film exactly what happened earlier in his life. He one day decides to host his own funeral while he's alive. It's an interesting concept, but there's no reason it can't be done. It's a way for him to confront his past and enjoy the "party" before he actually passes away. And that's where Bill Murray steps in as Funeral Director Frank Quinn, who is in dire need of money anyway.

As you might've guessed already, bringing in someone like Bill Murray makes this a comedy. It actually takes a while to get to that point, but then again, a film about a hermit who hosts his own funeral while he's still alive is inherently comedic anyway. But my favorite part of this was actually the opening 30 minutes, in which Duvall sports a beard so long he's hard to recognize. His emotions and mannerisms in that opening were perfect, and although he's one of those "don't bother me" old guys, I started to feel for him and his struggle to finally be accepted in his small town. After he gets a shave, well, he's just never the same again.

Balancing the Bill Murray humor and Robert Duvall emotion was quite a challenge. While it works most of the time, there were a few moments where it just felt out of place. I was expecting to tear up when Duvall was talking, but then Murray would throw in a quip or two and kill the mood. The opposite happened in a few scenes where I was expecting to laugh, but found myself wrapped-up in the drama of the scene, since it was often emotional. Even though you may think you know the complete story, you don't, there's so much more to it. There aren't any big twists or turns, per se, but it's actually still fascinating to watch play out.

Lastly, this wouldn't have been as good as it was if it weren't for Lucas Black, who plays Murray's assistant. He adds an additional dynamic to the story that I loved. While Black has only starred in films like Fast and the Furious previously, he really steps it up in Get Low and delivers a performance that actually made the film for me. Get Low is one of my favorite films from Toronto and is one I won't be forgetting anytime soon.






Korean Kutie Im Soo Yeon Beautiful in Blue














Art of the Poster - Moon (2009) [alternative version]





An unused alternative poster for Duncan Jones' brilliant recent, low-budget, existentialist sci-fi flick "Moon."

Perhaps even better than the official poster (below) - which we like also.












Mushi Mushi Hot Skater Kana Tsugihara















Korean Kutie Han Chae I plays Blackjack






Whoooooaaaaa!!!






Photographer Babe















Douchebag - Adebayor deserves everything he gets




Adebayor deserves everything he gets ... 
by Jim White



Talking of the moment he snapped and leapt the barriers of Selhurst Park to plant his studs in the chest of a gobby fan who had been hurling abuse in his direction, Eric Cantona recalls that he had heard the same sort of rubbish hundreds, if not thousands of times before. Usually, he says, he ignored it. Usually, he says, he rose above it all, as you have to do as a footballer given the torrents of filth that head in your direction from the stands. But on this occasion, for some reason he has never quite fathomed, something went. It was almost physical, he says, like a curtain coming down in front of his eyes. He remembers, literally, seeing red. 

There were a lot of people who sympathised with him back in the nineties when he transgressed so publicly. What he did was stupid, it entirely broke the unwritten rules separating the field of play from the supporters, he deserved swift and draconian punishment. 

But still a lot of us understood. Hey, how would you have behaved in the same situation? Or if someone had spewed insult in your face on the street? Can you be sure you would have maintained a beatific calm? Similarly Zinedine Zidane's head butt on Marco Materazzi in the 2006 World Cup final elicited a lot of sympathy: it was insane, it was self-destructive, it was ridiculous, maybe ultimately it cost his team the greatest of all trophies. But it was also a split second thing. It was a human reaction. Clearly a little too human.

So why, then, is it so hard to extend the same understanding to Emmanuel Adebayor after his little performance at the City of Manchester stadium on Saturday? Given the taunting that has headed in his direction from Arsenal fans for some time now (including a lengthy period when he was turning out in a red shirt) who could blame him for his sprint across the turf? 

Besides, unlike Cantona or Zidane, he made no contact with those who had been insulting him. He merely knelt in front of them and nodded pointedly. The injury to the unfortunate City steward came because those who had baited him so relentlessly found it hard to swallow his little bit of pantomime revenge. It was they who caused the physical harm, not him. It was they who introduced the violence to the scene. And if that was all Adebayor did on Saturday, then frankly, anyone with a heart might have saluted him for it. You called my mum a whore, well actually chaps I've just scored: there's something cathartic about that. 

Except that wasn't all he did on Saturday. If it was, few could genuinely have condemned him. He claimed in his disingenuous apology after the game that he had acted entirely spontaneously, that he had no idea it might happen. Unfortunately, his actions on the day suggest he knew precisely what he was doing. 

From the moment he came out on the pitch, he appeared to have declared a one-man war on his old club, the club that had - through careful nurture and excellent coaching - turned him into the superstar he now is. Remember without Arsenal, and particularly Arsene Wenger, he wouldn't be earning £130,000 a week. Yet, his memory seems rather short. 

He treated his former team mates - those with whom got on as well as those with whom he had feuded - with a contempt that was not pleasant to watch. He slapped faces, he sneered, he mouthed off. In short, from the word go he was looking to take revenge for perceived slights during his time at the Emirates. 

Revenge that reached its nadir with his assault on Robin van Persie. The more you watch his stamp in the Dutchman's face, the more clear it becomes that it was deliberate, it was calculated, it was callous. Moreover it was extraordinary none of the officials recognised it as such and that he stayed on the pitch. 

It is in that context his celebration has to be viewed. It was not a red mist moment. It was not sudden impulse. It was part of a deliberately pre-planned campaign against the club that nurtured him, a campaign which, with the stamp on Van Persie, took him went way beyond the boundaries of wider sympathy. 

The shame is, Mark Hughes, the decent, thoughtful, intelligent manager who took a chance on Adebayor, who was prepared to allow him a second chance to prove that his talent outweighed his hot-headedness, has been deprived of the striker for his appointment at Old Trafford on Sunday. Already shorn by injury of Robinho, Carlos Tevez and Roque Santa Cruz, Hughes really needed Adebayor to be there. 

Now, thanks to a pitifully self-indulgent display of stroppery, the Togo international will be absent, thus hugely undermining the group effort at City. As such, no-one can have the remotest sympathy with him. The idiot deserves to have the book thrown at him.







Cinema Sweetheart - Zhang Ziyi hot in Harper’s Bazaar





Ohhhh mommaaaa!



CHinese beauty Zhang Ziyi looks amazing in a special edition of Harper’s Bazaar!




















Ni Hao Ma Yu Qian pretty in pink













Happy 75th Birthday, God of Music Mr. Leonard Cohen !



A great piece from http://1heckofaguy.com




Thanks For The Music, The Words, The Style, And The Grace!

Induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, a World Tour with every concert sold out and heavily praised, even a set of French and German Rolling Stone covers – it’s been a heck of a year for a kid with a crazy dream, the gift of a golden voice, and a fedora.

Congratulations, Leonard!!


The ascii graphic was generated by IMG2TXT

Original photo by Platon/CPi and published in The Telegraph



VIDEO CELEBRATION OF LENNY'S 75th !

from  http://1heckofaguy.com who says:
In celebration of Leonard Cohen's 75th birthday, Sept 21, 2009, 1HeckOfAGuy.com offers a video pastiche of favorite scenes featuring the singer-songwriter, poet, and icon.

Thanks are owed Phil Celia (http://www.youtube.com/user/philcelia) and Allison Crowe (http://allisoncrowe.com/), both of whom generously permitted their music to be used in this video.
















Chinese Advertising Stunner






We hate this type of advertising where "Mad Men" type morons think that by having an Asian stunner on their adverts, us men will rush out and buy the product!

Saying that, we've just ordered a crate of these M30 things - whatever they are!!










Douchebag - Chav Craig Bellamy in another altercation




Police are investigating an incident in which Manchester City striker Craig Bellamy confronted a fan on the pitch.  

Bellamy marched towards the man, who staged a solo pitch invasion, and shoved him in the face before the fan was led away by match stewards at the Manchester derby game.

The man ran from the Manchester United home section as City took the kick-off following Michael Owen's late goal in United's 4-3 victory.

Neither the fan nor the Wales international have made a complaint to police about the clash on Sunday.

A Greater Manchester Police spokesman said: "At the end of the derby between Manchester United and Manchester City at Old Trafford, a member of the public ran on to the pitch, and was detained by police and security staff.

"During this time, there was an altercation between the man and a player from Manchester City FC. No formal complaint has been made by either party but police are continuing to make inquiries."

Mark Hughes has leapt to Bellamy's defence with the City manager feeling blame should lie with the supporter, as it is illegal for them to enter onto the field of play.

"I did not see it but the guy should not have been on the pitch. That is not acceptable," said Hughes.

"I seem to recall Brian Clough clipping someone around the ear and he was lauded as a national hero. Maybe it will be the same case with Craig but I doubt it.

"I'm sure people will make a nuisance about it."

Hughes also confirmed that substitute Javier Garrido was hit by a coin as the players retreated to the dressing room at half-time.

Seemingly, the object was intended to hit Carlos Tevez, who returned to his former club for the first time since a summer switch across the city.

Garrido was not hurt, but again the FA are likely to be interesting in more details.

"Apparently so," Hughes confirmed. "Something came from the crowd but he is okay."

PA Sport







Korean Kute Race Queen Song Jina













Mushi Mushi Nozomi Sasaki














Ni Hao Ma Yu Qian in black













Cover Art - Miles Davis' "Volume One" (Last Blue Note session)





Miles Davis' last session for the seminal label, Blue Note Records, recorded on March 6th, 1954.

The tracks cut were;
Take Off
Lazy Susan
The Leap
Well, You Needn't
Weird-O
It Never Entered My Mind










Mushi Mushi Mai Nashida in Champion Retsu No. 22














Words of Wisdom - Bill Withers





"Thoreau said that 'most men live lives of quiet desperation.' I would like to know how it feels for my desperation to get louder."













Sunday, 20 September 2009

Cult Cutie - Faye Dunaway






The archetype moll, from the wonderful Arthur Penn helmed "Bonnie and Clyde" (1967).









Art of the Girly Mag - Dolly Parton & friends in Playboy (October 1978)





O-O-O-E-E-E-E indeed !!







Blonde Bombshell













Art of the LP - David Bowie's "Aladdin Sane" (1973)












Relationship Fail!!





A night out with boyfriend and "beard"!





dear andy




by Rafa Jenn








Moments In Time - Peter Paul and Mary perform (1967)




The late great Mary Travers with Paul Stookey and Peter Yarrow do their thing.








Cinema Sweetheart - Juliette Binoche












Stockings Darling












Art of the Poster - Devil in a Blue Dress (1995)












Art of Pulp Fiction - Dune













Her lips taste like a loaded gun











The Love Song - Joni Mitchell's "Urge for Going" (1966)



He got the urge for going when the meadow grass was turning brown. Summertime was falling down and winter was closing in.

In early 1967 Joni Mitchell moved to New York City to pursue her musical dreams as a solo artist. She played venues up and down the East Coast as well as in the NYC coffeehouses and folk clubs. She soon became well known for her unique songwriting and innovative guitar style.

Oscar Brand featured her several times on his CBC television program "Let's Sing Out" in 1965 and 1966, broadening her exposure.

Folk singer Tom Rush had met Mitchell in Toronto and was impressed with her songwriting ability. He took "Urge For Going" to popular folk act Judy Collins but she was not interested in the song at the time, so Rush recorded it himself. Country singer George Hamilton IV heard Rush performing it and recorded a hit country version.

This is a beautiful and poetic hymn to a summer romance that's died before Winter "gobbled Summer down". Her "summer-colored" paramour "got the urge for going when the meadow grass was turning brown". And she had to let him go. All that's left now is a sadness and a yearning ("I'd like to call back summertime. Have her stay for just another month or so.")

She's envious of "the geese in chevron flight, flapping and racing on before the snow" as they can escape from this place and this season. Although she has "the urge for going" she can't ("I never seem to go")!

Although first recorded in 1966 - some years before her first album "Song to a Seagull" from 1968 - "Urge for Going" was only issued by Joni herself as a B side to the "You Turn Me on I'm a Radio" single from 1972.

In 1996, Mitchell agreed to release a greatest Hits collection on Reprise. Joni included on this "Hits" LP - for the first time on an album - her first recording of "Urge for Going".

This is from an early live performance on Oscar Brandt's Canadian TV show "Let's Sing Out."










by Gilraen Ar Feiniel

 

I awoke today and found
the frost perched on the town
It hovered in a frozen sky
then it gobbled summer down
When the sun turns traitor cold
and all the trees are shivering in a naked row

I get the urge for going
But I never seem to go
I get the urge for going
When the meadow grass is turning brown
Summertime is falling down and winter is closing in

I had me a man in summertime
He had summer-colored skin
And not another girl in town
My darling's heart could win
But when the leaves fell on the ground
Bully winds came around
Pushed them face down in the snow

He got the urge for going
And I had to let him go
He got the urge for going
When the meadow grass was turning brown
Summertime was falling down and winter was closing in

Now the warriors of winter
They gave a cold triumphant shout
And all that stays is dying
And all that lives is gettin' out
See the geese in chevron flight
Flapping and racing on before the snow

They got the urge for going
And they got the wings so they can go
They get the urge for going
When the meadow grass is turning brown
Summertime is falling down and winter is closing in

I'll ply the fire with kindling now
I'll pull the blankets up to my chin
I'll lock the vagrant winter out and
I'll fold my wandering in
I'd like to call back summertime
Have her stay for just another month or so

But she's got the urge for going
So I guess she'll have to go
She gets the urge for going
When the meadow grass is turning brown
All her empire's falling down
And winter's closing in.
And I get the urge for going
When the meadow grass is turning brown
And summertime is falling down.


© 1966; Siquomb Publishing Company




















Moments in Art - Les Enfants du Paradis (1945)













Moments In Time - Nico and Lou Reed rehearsing (1966)



by Lisa Law


Nico and Lou Reed rehearsing on the patio of The Castle (1966).








Kar Kutie Kitana Baker






Wow ... look at the awesome chassis ... on the car!!

Wonderful WWE hotty, Chrissy Josenhans aka Kitana Baker!







Pop Stasi - Tainted Love





Soft Cell's pop classic "Tainted Love" has never sounded so good!

Cut to somewhere in Communist East Germany, 1981!

Why the hell do I find that crazy Stasi chick kinda hot!?










Cool Cats - Cab Calloway













Pageant Pretties - Russian Beauties












Moments in Art - La double vie de Véronique (1991)













Hot Popper - Amelle Berrabah quits Sugababes





Man, such devastating news!

However, let's look on the bright side! It's the perfect excuse to post a few hot shots of Amelle and her erstwhile Hot Brit Popper pals! Hurrah!!



Singer Amelle Berrabah is reported to have quit chart act Sugababes - the third person to have left the band over the years.  



The all-girl trio, which has topped the chart six times, is said to have recruited former UK Eurovision entrant Jade Ewen to replace her.

The band's spokeswoman would not comment on reports about any personnel changes.

Round Round hitmakers Sugababes are often said to have had a volatile relationship and Siobhan Donaghy - the first person to leave the band in 2001 - said in a recent interview: "There was no doubt that I was pushed out."

She was replaced by Heidi Range in 2001 in time for the band's run of number ones. Then founder member Mutya Buena left in 2005, to be replaced by Berrabah.

Berrabah's departure was reported by the heatworld.com website.

The group, known for a string of raunchy videos, first charted in 2000 with number six hit Overload. They are currently at number eight in the UK charts with the single Get Sexy.








Hot Rocker - Yoko Ono; Songs from A Room













Art of Pulp Fiction - They Drive By Night















Cult Cutie -Annette Funicello in Bikini














Art of the Poster - Talk To Me (2007)













Another Long Day of Nothing





by lemonsuicide








Crunch-a-tize me Cap'n !




 







Moments In Time - Neil Young hits the beach (1973)













Art of the Girly Mag - Joan Collins graces Playboy (1983)






The Queen-Bitch of Dynasty, herself!

We wonder exactly what Tom Selleck knows about women!








Mudhoney - "Touch Me I'm Sick"









(one, two)
ooh
wow
ooh
I feel bad, and I've felt worse
I'm a creep, yeah, I'm a jerk

Come on
Touch me, I'm sick

wow
I won't live long, and I'm full of rot
Gonna give you - girl - everything I got

Touch me, I'm sick, yeah
Touch me, I'm sick

Come on baby, now come with me
If you don't come
If you don't come
If you don't come
You'll die alone

wow
ooh

I'm diseased, I don't mind
I'll make you love me 'till the day you die

Come on
Touch me, I'm sick
ahhh
Fuck me, I'm sick

Come on baby, now come with me
If you don't come
If you don't come
If you don't come
You'll die alone








A wonderful live high-energy performance of "Touch Me I'm Sick" from the band's heyday back in 91.











Banksy - Bethlehem













Capturing the Moment













Momentary Lapse





by Bruno Dayan







Leonard Cohen Collapses During Concert





Worrying news about God - aka Leonard Cohen.

We wish him a speedy recovery.




 uk.news.yahoo.com 

Leonard Cohen has been released from hospital after collapsing on stage in Spain - just days before his 75th birthday.

The Canadian singer-songwriter was diagnosed as suffering from food poisoning, his music company said.

The concert in Valencia was stopped after Cohen - who celebrates his birthday on Monday - fainted at the back of the stage.

Footage posted on video-sharing website YouTube showed band members rushing to help him.

Spanish media reports said the musician was performing Bird On The Wire about 30 minutes into the show when he appeared to loose his balance as he went to pick up a guitar.

He was saved from falling by backing singers - only to collapse again soon after.

Cohen was treated by a medical team at the venue before being taken to hospital in an ambulance.

Band member Javier Mas came out on stage almost an hour later to tell the audience the ageing singer was suffering from a stomach complaint and would not be returning to the stage that night.

He added that Cohen hoped to reschedule the show.

Valencia was the penultimate stop on his nine-concert tour of Spain, which was due to end in Barcelona on Monday.







Moments In Time - Marilyn Monroe & Lauren Bacall party













Truly an enjoyable marriage !






Truly an enjoyable marriage, it’s just a pity about any blow that misses!









Lady 2046





by mister-meh








Ni Hao Naughty Nursie Wu Yi Man again !







Holy mother of Chairman Mao's holy mother!

This set is so damn hot, we had to post another shot!

Apparently, all Chinese Hospitals are full of nurses like this!

I'm off to Shanghai to get very very sick!







Kim Ha Yul Choi Byul-I in Red Sweater










Korean Kutie Kim Ha Yul in the Studio






Yummy!!







Ni Hao Naughty Nursie Wu Yi Man !





Come on. Touch me, I'm sick.
I won't live long, and I'm full of rot.
Gonna give you - girl - everything I got!


 

Now this is what I call medicare!




Wonderful Wu Yi Man (aka  蔓蔓!) sure makes one hell of a nurse!




A gaggle of Nursing chicks like this and Obama's Healthcare woes would be over!












Korean Kutie Choi Byul-I on a swing













Korean Kutie Han Ji-Eun, live at the KSRC!



 

Whoaaaaaaa!

This Korean Kutie sure revs up my engine!!





Saturday, 19 September 2009

Top Thai Totty Dada works out





Ohhhh mommmmmaaaaa!!

Me likey!

This chick's such a fan of modern art that she changed her name to Dada!









Awesome Asian HP Hotty





Suddenly HP sounds good! I'm gonna get me one!






Moments In Time - Bob Dylan graces Rolling Stone - June 1968





Rolling Stone - Issue 12 - June 22, 1968









Mary Travers (1936-2009)





Very sad to hear of the pasing of Mary Travers from proto folk-pop group Peter, Paul and Mary.

A great singer who also was a political activist, Mary will be badly missed.

All commiserations to her family and loved ones.






Mary Travers (1936-2009)
A look back at the life and career of Peter, Paul and Mary's striking singer

by David Browne
www.rollingstone.com

Mary Travers, who died of complications from leukemia on September 16th at age 72, was best known as the visual focal point of folk icons Peter, Paul and Mary. With her fervent stage moves and long, straight blond hair, which she often shook to mesmerizing effect, Travers brought both powerful lungs and sex appeal to folk music.

Travers, who was diagnosed with leukemia in 2004, received a bone marrow transplant in 2006. But her condition worsened, and by earlier this year, she had stopped performing. A resident of Redding, Connecticut, Travers died at Danbury Hospital and is survived her husband, Ethan Robbins, and daughters Alicia and Erika.

Starting with their version of Pete Seeger's "If I Had a Hammer" in 1962 and continuing with hits like "Puff the Magic Dragon" (1963) and "Leaving on a Jet Plane" (1969), PPM were the face of folk-pop throughout the decade. Yet the trio used their caressing harmonies to subvert from within. They placed two Bob Dylan covers ("Blowin' in the Wind," "Don't Think Twice, It's All Right") in the top 10 in 1963. Paul Stookey's and Peter Yarrow's goatees, as well as a repertoire that included songs by Seeger, Woody Guthrie, Elizabeth Cotton, Tom Paxton, and the Rev. Gary Davis, brought the liberal Greenwich Village folk sound and look into the mainstream.

They carried on the folk-political continuum begun decades earlier with the Weavers — most notably in 1963, when PPM sang "If I Had a Hammer" and "Blowin' in the Wind" at the Lincoln Memorial during the same March on Washington at which Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. gave his "I Have a Dream" speech. "This was the first time I'd ever seen that many people, and they were all hoping for social change and for something good," Travers later recalled. "It was probably the most pivot al moment of my life."

As Stookey recalls, Travers was a major part of the group's stance. "As an activist, she was brave, outspoken and inspiring, especially in her defense of the defenseless," he says. "Once I was attempting to defend Ronald Reagan's educational policy. She interrupted me with, 'Oh, for heaven's sake, do your homework!,' turned on her heel and walked away. Need I say it turned out she was right?"

Travers was socially aware from the start. Born November 9, 1936 in Louisville, Kentucky, the child of two journalists, Travers eventually moved with her family first to Albany, New York, and then to Greenwich Village. There, Travers attended a progressive school and met legends like Seeger and Paul Robeson, heard Josh White at children's folk concerts, and during high school became a member of the Song Swappers folk group, who backed Seeger on record in the mid '50s.

In 1961, manager Albert Grossman suggested to another local solo act, Peter Yarrow, that he should consider forming a folk group, pointing to a photo of Travers on the wall of New York's famed Folklore Center folk club. Travers was reluctant; by then, she'd already given birth to a child and had little interest in a singing career. "To me, folk music was more like a social thing you did," she said. "It was not something I wanted to do for a living."

Still, Yarrow and Travers met, sang a few songs together, and truly found their sound when they added another local folksinger (and comic), Noel Stookey. Grossman suggested they rename themselves Peter, Paul and Mary, after a line in the folk song "I Was Born 10,000 Years Ago," and Stookey agreed to change his stage name. They began performing at Village clubs like the Bitter End and Folk City, and Joe Smith, who signed them to Warner Brothers Records, remembers "the visual impact of this gorgeous blond woman and with these two bearded guys."

Early on, Grossman suggested Travers not say anything onstage order to enhance her mystique and allure, although Travers often said it was due to her own nerves. "As a performer, her charisma was a barely contained nervous energy — occasionally (and then only privately) revealed as stage fright," says Stookey. Yarrow calls her "honest and completely authentic."

The trio's self-titled debut album — named the 19th best album of the '60s by Rolling Stone — was released in 1962 and became an instant hit thanks to "If I Had a Hammer" and another single, "Lemon Tree." Along with folk tunes, Peter, Paul and Mary were among the first to cover songs by up-and-coming writers like Laura Nyro and Gordon Lightfoot and they released one of the first covers from Dylan's Basement Tapes (their version of "Too Much of Nothing" appeared in 1967). Their own songs, like "The Great Mandala (The Wheel of Life)" or Stookey and Yarrow's adaptation of the folk song "The Cruel War," were also infused with social commentary, and they wrote and recorded a campaign theme song for Eugene McCarthy in 1968. For their efforts, they were rewarded with a letter of praise from John Kennedy and a stench bomb set off at a show in Oklahoma.

Peter, Paul and Mary disbanded in 1970, after which the trio recorded solo albums. Travers' first, Mary (1971), had a modest pop hit in a cover of John Denver's "Follow Me," and her 1972 album Morning Glory featured "Conscientious Objector (I Shall Die)," based on the writing of Edna St. Vincent Millay. The trio reunited in the late '70s and picked up where they left off, recording, touring and singing at political rallies for the homeless and against apartheid.

"I have no idea what it will be like to have no Mary in my world, in my life, or onstage to sing with," says Yarrow. "But I do know there will always be a hole in my heart, a place where she will always exist that will never be filled by any other person."

























The Velvet Underground Simpsonised!



by Roberto Cuoghi








Friday, 18 September 2009

Mushi Mushi Sensual Sayuri Anzu















Mushi Mushi bikinied Sayaka Ando

Top Thai Totty Taengmo













Words of Wisdom - Jean Genet





"O let me be nothing but beauty alone! Quickly or slowly I will go, but I will dare what must be dared. I will destroy appearances, the casings will be burnt off and will fall from me, and I will appear there, some evening, on the palm of your hand, calm and pure like a statuette of glass."


(from "The Thief's Journal" - 1954)








Cult Cutie - Cyrinda Foxe remembered by Sylvain Sylvain



Cyrinda Foxe 1952-2002 : Another New York Doll Dead
- A note from Sylvain of New York Dolls

http://www.5years.com/keypeoplecf.htm


Cyrinda Foxe (born Kathleen Hetzekian) was the inspiration behind the David Bowie song "Jean Genie." She was also the hottest Andy Warhol superstar ever! She really brought glamour to rock 'n' roll music with her self-invented Marilyn Monroe looks. The Armenian girl left Texas with the brightest red lipstick for New York City and became the self made star that she knew she always would be.





When New York Doll David Johansen first saw her at Max's Kansas City, he wanted her so "BAD" that he wrote the song "Looking For A Kiss"! It didn't take long for their romance to sparkle. They became the super star couple of the Manhattan rock scene.




I traded Foxe for her golden stretch lame` capri pants. She took my three piece gentleman's dandy suit which I had purchased in London. Cyrinda loved wearing my suit! I fashioned the New York Dolls famous glitter rock signature look from Cyrinda's own pedal pushers. Taking apart her pants to make a pattern, I then helped whipped up the look for the band.




David Johansen wasn't the only David in her life. When Bowie first stepped off the Q E 2 arriving in New York City, the first thing he wanted to see was "The New York Dolls" and he came to the Mercer Arts Center . Like an alien abduction, Billy (Doll) Murcia and Cyrinda Foxe vanished into Angie and David Bowie's suite at The Plaza Hotel, only to re-emerge several long nights and short days later. David Bowie was now in love was with Cyrinda & Angie had a new lover - Billy Doll!




However Cyrinda chose to marry David Johansen. Their romance was the envy of everyone. Including Steven Tyler, whom she married in 1978.




Johnny Thunders loved Cyrinda too! They had an on and off love affair for years!




After Johnny Thunders died in spring of 1991, she came to one of my shows in New York City. It was so beautiful to see her again! She asked me to play the "Courageous Cat Theme" which was the instrumental that she loved and launched the glitter rock tour in 1973. She danced in front of the stage! Bouncing up and down just like it was the old days again.




All I can say now is Cyrinda was such a special part of my youth. She turned me on to so many things that I'll always carry her in my heart - everyday of my life. Today heaven is a much cooler and glamorous place. Bye Sweetheart (((((Cyrinda))))) You will always live forever! (Sleep) Baby Doll

- SYLVAIN SYLVAIN











Bob Dylan & Greil Marcus


Beauty Prone




by nimri photography










Words of Wisdom - Woody Allen


"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."













Art of the Poster - Chungking Express (1994)

Cinema Sweetheart - Megan Fox hits "Rolling Stone"





America's Sexiest Bad Girl? Really?




America's Sexiest Bad Girl speaks a lot about ladies' ... erm holy of holies ... here!

“Men are scared of vaginas,” she says, telling the magazine that a woman is most powerful when she's “completely in charge of her sexuality."

Erm ... what the hell's that supposed to mean? A paean to onanism?





As for her own holy of holies, America's Sexiest Bad Girl says she possesses a "powerful, confident vagina.”

WTF??! Is it attached to her body or is it a totally separate entity?!!

Anyway, hands up anyone who'd like to find out first hand exactly how powerful and confident this thing really is!!

OK ... we'll volunteer for that arduous task!!




Regarding her controversial lipstick lesbian make-out session with Amanda Seyfried in Meg's new movie, "Jennifer's Body", America's Sexiest Bad Girl is honest about its obvious intentions!!

“Clearly I can’t argue that it’s not gratuitous, because it is", says she!!

We don't care how gratuitous it may be, as long as there's lots of it!!




















Cult Cutie - Kay Francis



Kay Francis in 'Let's Go Native' (1930)


Katherine Francis' (also "Katherine Edwina Gibbs") is an archetype of the early sound stars: huge box office through the early 1930s, moving to supporting (e.g., It's A Date, the 1940 film with child star Deanna Durbin in the main role) and leads in minor films (Little Men, 1940, playing the adult Jo March) when the decade was over. Robert Osborne's "mini bio" from the September 2008 'TCM Now Playing' has it this way:
For several years (1933-1937) she was also the undisputed queen of Warner Bros. studio, the one name among company's female contingent which was a guaranteed draw at the box office, a position she enjoyed until the Massachusetts girl named Davis began sitting on the throne at that studio in 1938. But unlike Bette D., who fought for strong dramatic roles and recognition as an actress, Kay was famous for looking gorgeous and elegant while riddled with angst.

Kay's last film was a Monogram effort titled Wife Wanted (1946). After that it was retirement (and not just from films: she also ended her fifth and final marriage in 1946), but apparently enough events in her life are there to fill four biography's, all going into print in the last few years.

Her "star" status has gone through a major renaissance with TCM running some of her better movies regularly (a good example being the Ernst Lubitsch 1932 Trouble in Paradise) and a whole slate of melodramas that have found an audience and fan base. I personally like her films, though it is easy (and probably accurate) to categorize a lot of them as "weepers" or soap operas.

Her acting style seems to incorporate so many ambiguities that there's plenty of room to see more happening in the film than what's in the script or in the directing effort.

from www.cinemagraphe.com







Cinema Sweetheart - Megan Fox Reveals Her Cutting Past, Insecure Present





Megan Fox Reveals Her Cutting Past, Insecure Present

by Hilton Hater
thehollywoodgossip.com



It seems easy to hate Megan Fox.

She's gorgeous and she says some really dumb things.

But in the latest issue of Rolling Stone - aside from speaking out on the power of her vagina - the actress opens up, revealing a sad, human side about which many critics might not be aware.

"I'm really insecure about everything. I never think I'm worthy of anything," she says "I have a sick feeling about being mocked all the time."

Did that insecurity ever manifest itself in dangerous ways? Did Fox ever cut herself?

"Yeah, but I don't want to elaborate," she said. I would never call myself a cutter. Girls go through different phases when they’re growing up, when they're miserable and do different things, whether it's an eating disorder or they dabble in cutting."

Cutting is actually a serious, underreported issue for many girls. Rumors regarding it have, unfortunately, swirled around Demi Lovato.

As for her love life, we're sorry, guys: don't expect to meet Fox at a bar, take her home and fulfill your every fantasy with the actress.

"I can never have sex with someone I don't love, ever, ever, ever. That idea makes me sick. I've never even come close to having a one-night stand... I'm not sexually promiscuous."

Sounds like Lindsay Lohan, only the exact opposite.










Stripper Hired to Dance at Funeral





Man, some Taiwanese geezer has stolen my copyrighted idea!!

Yap, folks .... Let's put the FUN back into FUNERAL!!

Dreary funerals really don't need to be so gloomy and grim! With a gaggle of naughty strippers and lapdancers on the scene, the mood will soon improve and the grief soon relieved!

It's also one sure-fire way to help boost the number of mourners at funerals!

This recently deceased Taiwanese geezer was 103 years old but still a frequenter of strips clubs! Hurrah! ... we've found a new hero and role-model!!





Stripper Hired to Dance at Funeral !


from www.weirdasianews.com


There is a bond that some children have with their parents that can never be stripped away.

Cai Ruigong, a Taiwanese man, proved that recently when he hired an adult dancer to perform at his father’s funeral.

Ruigong’s father, Cai Jinlai, was 103 years old when he passed away. Jinlai was famous for his interest in strips clubs and often traveled around the island where he lived, visiting various strip clubs. Jinlai was the oldest person in his village and had over 100 descendants.

Ruigong had made a promise to his father that if he lived past 100 years old, he would have a stripper dance at his funeral.

Jinlai would have been proud to know that he went out in style, with a $160 stripper dancing for 10 minutes in front of his coffin.

We recently published a video that was sent in by one of our readers that showed strippers performing in front of children. Apparently strippers are not frowned upon in Taiwanese culture.

In China, there has been a practice of having strippers at funerals to help boost the number of mourners.

“Local villagers believe that the more people who attend the funeral, the more the dead person is honoured.”








Korean Kamera Kutie





Holy mother of Buddha!!!!









Moments In Time - Bogart bundles Bacall














Alluring Aliza















Hot Popper - Lady Gaga shows her talent














Art of Pulp - The Deadly Bikini Girls of Shark Island













Marlene on the wall















Dreaming Dream





by Brian M. Viveros








Cult Cutie - Reflections on Joan Blondell






Joan Blondell was born Rose Joan Blondell on August 30, 1906, in New York City.

Her father was a vaudeville comic, and Joan was onstage at the age of 3. She was a member of a professional stock company at 17, and co-starred with James Cagney in the Broadway production of Penny Arcade in 1929. The play was filmed as Sinner's Holiday in 1930 by Warner Brothers, with both Cagney and Blondell in their stage roles.

Blondell went on to star with Cagney in ten more films, and though Cagney continued on to the first tier of Hollywood stardom, Blondell worked opposite many leading men but did not carry films on her own and was considered a 'leading support' player to boost a male lead.

She went independent in 1939, and had a academy award nomination for The Blue Veil in 1951. She made occassional films (like the Hepburn/Tracy Desk Set in 1957) and had numerous roles on television (she also did dozens of radio programs).

Joan once said about Hollywood;
"There`s a very fine line between underacting and not acting at all. And not acting is what a lot of actors are guilty of. It amazes me how some of these little numbers with dreamy looks and a dead pan are getting away with it. I`d hate to see them on stage with a dog show."

Joan passed away in Santa Monica on December 25, 1979 from leukemia.











Wonderful Wu Yi Man





Whooooaaaaaaa !!








Cover Art - Thai Beat A Go-Go





Despite appearances, this is actually a very good series!








Lindsay Lohan in catwalk seating feud





Rehab-rotating, lipstick lesbian Lindsay Lohan - the unemployed, unemployable, so-called "actress" - is at it again!

What a lovely bastion of humanity!!

Hilarious that even Z-list celebs and B-Movie actors are ranked far higher than her now!





Lindsay Lohan caused chaos during a New York Fashion Week event - by changing the seating arrangements for her fellow stars.

The Mean Girls actress reportedly flew into a rage at the G-Star runway show on Tuesday night when she realised where organisers had seated her.

Onlookers allege she began pulling out cards reserving places for other guests, including Juliette Lewis and Taylor Momsen, and throwing them to the floor.

A source tells New York Post gossip column PageSix, "She arrived with her sister, Ali, and two other guests. She had already copped an attitude by refusing to pose for photos, and she had to be dragged into the press line.

"Lindsay decided she wasn't happy with the seating arrangements. She began taking the seating cards for celebrities like Juliette Lewis and Christian Siriano and moving them or throwing them on the floor."

(from WENN)









Round Midnight

Moments in Art - Raging Bull (1980)

The Strokes Albert Hammond Jr. in Rehab, according to reports




from WENN.com


The Strokes rocker Albert Hammond Jr. has checked into rehab, according to tabloid reports.

The guitarist was due to DJ at the Photopass Exhibition at the Aaron Stern Gallery in New York on Thursday night, but has now been replaced by superproducer Mark Ronson - sparking speculation of his whereabouts.

Rumours suggest he's headed to a rehabilitation centre following his split from supermodel girlfriend Agyness Deyn earlier this year, reports New York Post gossip column PageSix.

No comment from Hammond Jr.'s representatives had been made as WENN went to press.







Thursday, 17 September 2009

Hot Popper - Nicole Scherzinger shows her talent












Cinema Sweetheart - Voluptuous Taraji Henson












Hot Popper - Rihanna performing with Jay-Z & Kanye West



Fenty shows her talent!






Cult Cutie - Lauren Bacall shows how to whistle






"Just put your lips together ... and blow!!"



Here's luscious Lauren in one of her legendary moments - from her marvellous teen debut in "To Have and Have Not" from 1944!

Lovely Lauren was sure a stunner back in '44!! And already her trademark camera gaze and husky voice were in play.

Of course, sparks flied on the set (and the bedroom!) between the forty-five year old Humphrey Bogart and nineteen year old Bacall! Oh, Sugar Daddy, indeed!














Mushi Mushi Languid Sayuri Anzu in Blue













Art of Propoganda - Adolf Hitler, Babe Magnet






Fraulein - "Fancy a six-some, Herr Fuhrer?"

Herr Lieutenant - "Or a seven-some, Herr Fuhrer? .... Or just you and me, Herr Fuhrer?"







Art of the Poster - Tropa De Elite (2007)


    







Languid Vintage Babe






Patty takes a little rest during a busy day of secretarying!

A shot from the real-life version of Mad Men!







Heroes - BB King & Friends belt out "Sweet Little Angel"





The great BB King turns the mighty age of 84 today, Sept 16th! Still going strong, still touring and still belting those classic Blues numbers out!

A great performance in the vid below by the King - along with some guys called Eric Clapton, Buddy Guy, Abel Collins and Jeff Beck! - live at the Apollo!


BB King & Friends - Sweet Little Angel












Biking Booty Beauty













Art of the Poster - To Have And Have Not (1944)














Babe Rodent






by nimri photography






Moments In Time - American illustrator Harold von Schmidt in his studio













Closer! Closer!













Protect Your Head






by Brian M. Viveros







Cult Cutie - Lucille Ball likes it rough













Cinema Sweetheart - Bollywood Beauty Lara Data














Kim Kardashian breaks in new red bikini













Put on Your Red Shoes













Art of Pulp - Hot Stories






Looks like a real interesting tome!







Thai Totty - Juicy Jeet Saengthong Kadeuthong
















Cult Cutie - Happy Birthday Lauren Bacall






The beautiful and talented Betty Joan Perske - also known as Lauren Bacall! - turns 85 today, September 16th!

Happy Birthday Betty baby!











Wednesday, 16 September 2009

Ni Hao Chi Xue loving melon






No, it's not wrong to be very very very jealous of a watery fruit!!







Ni Hao smoking Wu Yi Man













Moments In Time - Andy Warhol meets Hegre














Nick Cave - Green Eyes



 


 

by nimri photography



Kiss me again, rekiss me and kiss me
Slip your frigid hands beneath my shirt
This useless old fucker with his twinkling cunt
Doesnt care if he gets hurt

Green eyes, green eyes
Green eyes, green eyes

If it were but a matter of faith
If it were measured in petitions and prayer
She would materialize, all fleshed out
But it is not, nor do I care

Green eyes, green eyes
Green eyes, green eyes

So hold me and hold me, dont tell me your name
This morning will be wiser than this evening is
Then leave me to my enemied dreams
And be quiet as you are leaving this

Green eyes...
Green eyes, green eyes
Green eyes, green eyes
Green eyes, green eyes



by Nick Cave







 




Art of Propoganda - Cuddly Adolf Hitler






Kids truly loved good ole Adolf!







Mushi Mushi Psychedelic Bikini Hotty-san













Brother Juniper and the Beggar by Esteban Murillo














Mojo Working - The Wonderland of John Lennon's lyrical, lysergic "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds"




In fancy they pursue
The dream-child moving through a land
Of wonders wild and new,
In friendly chat with bird or beast -
And half believe it true.

- Lewis Carroll


Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain
Where rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies
Everyone smiles as you drift past the flowers
That grow so incredibly high

- John Lennon



When "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Heart's Club Band" was released all the way back in 1967, it not only changed the way rock music would thereafter be seen seen, but also stirred up no small amount of controversy.

The main focus of controversy was the John Lennon song (albeit credited to Lennon & McCartney, it's really a John song) "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds" which was banned by the BBC on the basis that they considered the song to refer to LSD - the first letters of the title's nouns forming that anagram.

Predictably, John Lennon always claimed the song never referred to LSD! Of course, Lennon always liked to throw curve balls in interviews, especially when some of his more ambiguous songs were discussed. In relation to this song - as well, of course, in relation to enigmatic tracks like "I am the Walrus" and "Come Together", amongst others - John liked to shroud song meanings in a cloak of lies and obfuscation!

In the same vein, during an interview with Rolling Stone magazine after the the release of "Sgt. Pepper's", Lennon claimed the idea for the song came from a drawing his son Julian had made at school! He said;
"Julian came home and showed me a picture he had drawn of a friend at school. He said: 'Daddy, look. It's Lucy, in the sky, with diamonds.' There was nothing more to it, really."


The Julian Lennon drawing about which Lennon claimed to have written the song!


And the LSD gal herself! Strangely neither in the sky nor wearing diamonds!



Nobody who knew anything about Lennon bought that spin though! Just listen to the lyrics, for f*ck's sake!! The song is a post-modern work of art attempting to document fragmentary remembrances of 'events' encountered during certain chemically induced trips away from the mundanity of the now to some momentary heaven!

John Lennon was a huge fan of Lewis Carroll, the Carroll influence being most overt when Lennon had earlier written his books of experimental poetry “In His Own Write” from 1964 and “A Spaniard In The Works” from 1965.

The love of Carroll began early. When John was 11 years old, he received a copy of Alice in Wonderland as a birthday present. The surreal, nigh nonsensical, idiosyncratic Carroll style left a lasting impression on the young man. Lennon spoke about this first encounter with the Carroll tome saying;
"I was passionate about Alice in Wonderland and drew all the characters. I did poems in the style of 'Jabber- wocky.' I used to love Alice ..."

Thereafter, Lennon was always wishing he could write something like Alice in Wonderland. That ambition would be made possible via his poetry books and by certain late period Beatles songs - no more so than in the lyrics of two of his most famous and enigmatic songs; "I am the Walrus" and this one, "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"!

"Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" is indeed something of a journey through Alice's looking glass right into the heart of some Land of Wonder, but with all the scary parts from Lewis Carroll's trip removed! It's a celebratory song, a paean to the joys of altered states of consciousness.

The verses describe different scenes from this Wonderland voyage. These scenes are grounded in a converntional setting ("a boat on a river", "a bridge by a fountain","a train in a station" etc.) that suddenly mutates into something amazing and magical! The "boat on a river" is bounded by "tangerine trees and marmalade skies" and the "train in a station" has "plasticine porters with looking glass ties" while "Rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies" on the "bridge by a fountain"!

The hyper-reality, tangibility and surreality of the evocative Carroll-inspired imagery takes the protagonist on a beautiful languid trip to a truly wondrous place, led by the enigmatic "girl with kaleidoscope eyes" (his own personal Alice!) who both acts as a guide and also plays an extended game of "hide and seek" with the protagonist.

Finally, he catches up with his guide - "Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile. The girl with kaleidoscope eyes" - and the song seems to end in a sort of carnal / metaphysical / psychological ecstacy with the multiple repition of the climactic line "Lucy in the sky with diamonds (Aaaaaah!)"!

Returning to the drug aspect of the song, the (Cheshire) cat eventually was eventually left out of the bag (not sure why the cat was doing in there in the first place! Maybe he was just high!) only some 37 years after the fact, when Macca admitted the truth! Yap, despite Lennon's ridiculous denial of the title and content of the song having anything to do with LSD, Paul McCartney told the BBC on 2nd June 2004, that the song is definitely about LSD!!

In any event, "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds" is a seminal, innovative and powerful song, that still resonates all these years later! A song up there amongst the best of the Beatles' magnificent catalogue! No higher praise is scarcely possible!!














Picture yourself in a boat on a river
With tangerine trees and marmalade skies
Somebody calls you,
you answer quite slowly
A girl with kaleidoscope eyes

Cellophane flowers of yellow and green
Towering over your head
Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes
And she's gone

Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Aaaaaah

Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain
Where rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies
Everyone smiles as you drift past the flowers
That grow so incredibly high

Newspaper taxis appear on the shore
Waiting to take you away
Climb in the back with your head in the clouds
And you're gone

Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Aaaaaah

Picture yourself on a train in a station
With plasticine porters with looking glass ties
Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile
The girl with kaleidoscope eyes

Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Aaaaaah
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Aaaaaah
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds
Lucy in the sky with diamonds


Lyrics: John Lennon









Ni Hao magic Ma Yu Qian in Ladder Heels














Posh Totty Amanda Harlech crosses swords














Hot Popper - Rachel Stevens in classic pose













Flavia Rickman's revolutionary new headgear













Led Zeppelins













Moments In Time - Philatelic John Wayne (2004)












Art of the Mag - The Dirty Show on Real Detroit






by Brian M. Viveros







Vintage Visions of Joanne





 
From a great collection by stripper_polaroids (NSFW) at www.flickr.com who says:
This photo came from a collection of over 400 Polaroid photos of strippers trying out for dancing jobs at a So. Cal club. They were taken from the late 1960's thru the early 1970's. I bought the entire collection for $10.









Safe Sex













Moments in Art - Sonic Youth's 1992 debut on the NBC network on the Letterman Show and "100%"





I stick a knife in my head, thinking 'bout your eyes.

We already posted the Youth's first incendiary national TV appearance with a cover of the Stooges' "I just wanna be your Dog" in their 1989 appearance on the "Night Music" show.

Well this is another wonderful and historic SY performance, the band's debut on the NBC network appearing on the Letterman Show back in 1992.

At least 100% excellent!

"100%" was the powerful first single from Sonic Youth's wonderful 1992 album Dirty. The song of anger and confusion was dedicated to Joe Cole, a pal of their's killed by a gunman in 1991.









I can never forget you - the way you rock the girls
they move a world and love you - a blast in the underworld
I stick a knife in my head - thinking 'bout your eyes
but now that you been shot dead - I've got a new surprise

I been waitin' for you just to say
he's off to check his mind
but all I know is you got no money
but that's got nothing to do with a good time

Can you forgive the boy who - shot you in the head
or should you get a gun and - go and get revenge?
A 100% of my love - up to you true star
it's hard to believe you took off - I always thought you'd go far

but I've been around the world a million times
and all you men are slime
it's goin' to my head, goodbye I am dead
wastewood rockers is time for cryin', hey!








Thanks to silverglobe who says "This was great to see on TV... taped it on my old VCR!"













Cinema Sweetheart - Camilla Belle














Lingerie Lovelies














Didn't Happen














J.S. Savage - Blue Dress






The blue dress hangs, lifeless,
smeared lipstick on opaque glass
covering the last words he wrote,
a simple valentine in red,
never seen by eyes that cried
in dark alleyways on New Years Eve,
watching the old limp into evermore,
softly losing the sweat of sexual need.
She remembers kissing the window
in momentary expectation,
planning the day with touch and smile,
only to realise he was only a shadow
no longer cast where she stands
waiting for his words to leave her head.






from experimentfourteen 







Mushi Mushi Kaera Uehara





Oh Mommaaaa!

How the hell do I get a job in that office?!









Cinema Sweetheart - Naomie Harris













Gals Night Out













Art of the Poster - After The Sunset (2005)







OK, it's not exactly "Citizen Kane." And Brett Ratner is directing! But "After The Sunset" is a light-hearted and very enjoyable caper romp using the classic template, with Pierce Brosnan again playing the role he is made for - arch genius yet personally flawed super criminal - ably helped by the always excellent Woody Harrelson as his disturbed nemesis!

And we also (for some strange reason!) enjoyed sexy Salma showing off those curvy ASS-ets at every opportunity in an array of lil bikinis! As well as the gorgeous Naomie Harris, here again with a very strange Carribbean accent (no pirates this time though)!








Portia Freeman does Kim Novak!













Girl with kaleidoscope eyes






We'd love to follow this chick down to a bridge by a fountain where rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies!







Chinese Stunner Wu Yi Man in lingerie





Holy mother of Mao!!

This amazing Wu Yi Man set - yes there's more! - has really brightened up the morning!







Cinema Sweetheart - Jessica Biel's a hot devil in a blue dress!













Words of Wisdom - Alain de Botton,





"What is fascinating about marriage is why anyone wants to get married."















Tuesday, 15 September 2009

Hot Popper - Brit Ass a' da Year Rachel Stevens





Yap, not bad at all! For sure, her ass is infinitely better than her muzak!!

But even my ass is infinitely better than her muzak!!

Even better, she's got a great brain too, saying "Winning the Rear of the Year Award is better than getting an OBE"! Yap, honey, of course it is! Of course it is!



from www.yahoo.co.uk

Strictly Come Dancing star Rachel Stevens has been named top of the bottoms as she claimed the accolade Rear Of The Year.

The former S Club 7 singer and Strictly runner-up shares the cheeky title with tenor Russell Watson, who landed the men's prize.

The pair follow figures such as Denise Van Outen, Melinda Messenger and Robbie Williams in being chosen for the award.

They received a huge vote for the 2009 Rear of the Year at the official website for the award which is now in its 27th year.



Stevens, 31, has previously been voted the world's second sexiest woman in an annual poll for FHM magazine. She said: "I'm very flattered and I'm now going to insure each cheek for a considerable sum of money."

Watson, who bounced back after surgery for a brain tumour in 2007, said: "For the past 10 years it's always been about The Voice but, for the first time, I'm delighted to say it's about my rear.

"Winning the Rear of the Year Award is better than getting an OBE."



Award organiser Tony Edwards said: "They've both been high on the list of contenders for the past few years but this year broke through with amazing support.

"This is the era of the well-toned rear when people are taking care of their bodies with work-outs, jogging, and aerobics. Rachel and Russell typify the look."













Gorillaz - Feel Good Inc.





Excellent music moment - and vid - from Damon Albarn and the Blurry Gorillaz collective.











Mushi Mushi Sayurii Anzu















Mushi Mushi Sayaka Ando















Idiot Kanye West heckles Barack Obama,


Obama regrets inviting whackjob West to his big healthcare speech!














Monday, 14 September 2009

Yellow Motor Babe






Whoooaaaaaaa!!






The Red Girl






by yuumei on deviantART






Blue Light Blonde Beauty Prone











The Love Song - John Lennon's "Oh Yoko!"




In the middle of the night I call your name. Oh Yoko, oh Yoko, my love will turn you on.


The beautiful, playful, exuberant and zen-like "Oh Yoko!" from Lennon's second solo album "Imagine" from 1971. 

A loving ode to his wife - quite a rare "Love sub-genre", calling Bob Dylan's "Sara" to mind, in that regard!

Nice Dylanesque harmonica solo in there, too!










in the middle of the night
in the middle of the night i call
your name
oh yoko, oh yoko, my love will
turn you on

in the middle of a bath
in the middle of a bath i call
your name
oh yoko, oh yoko, my love will
turn you on

my love will turn you on
in the middle of a shave
in the middle of a shave i call your name
oh yoko, oh yoko, my love will
turn you on

in the middle of a dream
in the middle of a dream i call
your name
oh yoko, oh yoko, my love will
turn you on
my love will turn you on

in the middle of a cloud
in the middle of a cloud i call
your name
oh yoko, oh yoko, my love will
turn you on
my love will turn you on

oh yoko, oh yoko, my love will
turn you on
my love will turn you on









Beauty in Glasses










Art of the Poster - Mark of Cain











Wall Flower babe










Not in Disneyland Anymore






By Ron English from the "Santa's Ghetto Bethlehem" exhibition, 2007.






Art of the Poster - The Stud













Kanye West Has Truly Lost It This Time





Kanye West Has Truly Lost It This Time
Sun Sep 13, 2009
by Billy Johnson, Jr.



You know that saying, it takes a village to raise a child?

Apparently, Kanye's village has failed him. He obviously doesn't have a real friend in the world. There does not appear to be anyone who can get through to him, to make him understand that he needs to curb his obnoxious behavior.

I thought it was a joke when Kanye showed up on the MTV Video Music Awards stage next to Taylor Swift, right in the middle of her acceptance speech for Best Female Video for "You Belong With Me." It was the first Moon Man for the 19-year-old country starlet, who has become an equally huge star in the pop world.

"I always dreamed about what it would be like to win one of these one day," Taylor said with surprise. "I never thought it would happen."

As Taylor continued, Kanye interrupted, saying he thought Beyonce's "Single Ladies" video was wrongly overlooked. "Hey Taylor, I'm really happy for you, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time."

Taylor looked humiliated. I felt humiliated for her. The audience booed him, and gave her a standing ovation.

I didn't expect Taylor to win that award, and I'm not upset about Kanye's opinion. However, bum-rushing the stage wasn't the appropriate time and place to express his disagreement.

Not only was Kanye's approach disrespectful, it was especially disrespectful because it was directed towards a woman--a teenage girl, actually. Taylor won't turn 20 until December. I can only imagine how her father feels. I'm sure he would like to have a talk to Kanye. I'm not related to her, and I'd like to have a talk with him.



If Kanye wants people to win the awards he thinks they deserve, he should create his own event. He should name it after his website, KanyeUniversecity.com, and webcast it.

Kanye is a guest at the MTV Video Music Awards. He does not determine the winners. The winners are determined by popular vote. Furthermore, aside from the fact that Taylor Swift is a top-selling artist, who has revolutionized teen country pop, she did not have any competition in this category as her competitors Beyonce, Lady GaGa, Pink, and Kelly Clarkson split the pop vote. Taylor had to get 100 percent of the country vote, plus some of the pop vote as well.

It's simple math that even a "College Dropout" should be able to figure out.

Ironically, a MTV writer joked that Kanye's rant was an indication that he might be inebriated. "Kanye West ruins Taylor Swift's big moment," the MTV.com editor wrote. "Further proof that he's on the Hennessy. In my humble opinion, that is."

MTV also reported that Perez Hilton and Hayley Williams started a #TeamTaylor trend on Twitter.

Pink tweeted about her annoyance with Kanye. "Kanye West is the biggest piece of sh-t on earth. Quote me," she wrote. "My heart goes out to Taylor Swift. She is a sweet and talented girl, and deserved her moment. She should know we all love her."



Kanye has previously made award show rants about Gretchen Wilson, Justice and Simian, as well as Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake, but this was the worst.

I give credit to Taylor. She handled it gracefully. The audience countered him by giving her a standing ovation, and booed Kanye throughout the night whenever his name was mentioned.

Taylor performed "You Belong With Me" live just minutes later. I watched, wondering if she would feel flustered, and if it would show in her performance. But it didn't.

I think she channeled that negative energy into a positive. Good for her.

Fortunately, Taylor got another chance to complete her acceptance speech. When Beyonce accepted the Best Video Award for "Single Ladies," she invited Taylor back on stage.

"Wow, this is amazing," Beyonce said when receiving her award. "I remember being 17-years-old and up for my first MTV award with Destiny's Child. It was one of the most exciting moments in my life. So, I'd like for Taylor to come out and have her moment."

Taylor then joined Beyonce on stage and recited her acceptance speech, only making a subtle reference to the incident. Before rattling off her special thanks, she said, "Maybe we can try this again."

After the awards, Kanye posted an apology to Taylor on his website, KanyeUniversecity.com. "I'M SOOOOO SORRY TO TAYLOR SWIFT AND HER FANS AND HER MOM," Kanye wrote on his site, AP reported. "I SPOKE TO HER MOTHER RIGHT AFTER AND SHE SAID THE SAME THING MY MOTHER WOULD'VE SAID. SHE IS VERY TALENTED!"

Still, MTV should have thrown Kanye out of the event. Had any other heckler had the audacity to interrupt the broadcast, they would have been thrown out and probably charged. He should not be treated any differently.

This dude needs help.










Cult Cutie - Jayne Mansfield













Television Totty - Laura Prepon













Charlie Brown allergic to girls













Red Hot Motor Babe













Words of Wisdom - John Lennon





Christianity will go. It will vanish and shrink. I needn't argue with that; I'm right and I will be proved right. We're more popular than Jesus now; I don't know which will go first - rock and roll or Christianity.









Blonde Golf Hotty






One way to liven up the dull bourgoise game!







Art of the Girly Mag - Playboy's Barbra Streisand cover






Did we really post a shot of Barbra Streisand? Guess we did!

Perhaps Hefner is a huge muzak lover!

This came from the October 1977 edition.








Mushi Mushi shimmering Nozomi Sasaki

Sunday, 13 September 2009

Mushi Mushi Morning Sunshine Asami Tada











Serena Williams freaks out and threatens to kill line judge!!





One of those crazy William twins, Penis and Screama, is in the news again!

Yap, Screama really lost it at the US Open semi-final yesterday, in a match when Kim Clijsters kicked her ass!

Yap, after first smashing her racket, she later went ballistic with an official, apparently even threatening to kill her! That tiny line-judge sure looks scared!!

"I swear to God I'm...going to take this...ball and shove it down your...throat, you hear that? I swear to God!" Williams apparently screamed at the line-judge.

How gangsta! Way to go, whackjob!! The line judge is probably lying half-dead in some NY dumpster now!!

BTW, like that weird South African shemale Caster Semenya (to whom she bears a certain resemblance), have they investigated whether Screama is a hermaphrodite?! Check those Schwarzenegger arms out!!

BTW,BTW! Why is Arsene Wenger the Tournament Referee?!




"All hell broke loose" is how original bad boy of tennis John McEnroe described drama queen Serena Williams as she went kicking and screaming out of the US Open.
... from Reuters


Williams has made a cameo appearance in medical drama ER and lists acting as a hobby but she does not need to rely on a script to produce her own drama.

On Day 13 of the hardcourt Major, wide-eyed fans at Flushing Meadows witnessed the latest episode to unfold around the 11-times Grand Slam champion.

Facing Kim Clijsters in a hotly anticipated semi-final showdown at the Open, an angry outburst from Williams resulted in one of the most bizarre endings to a match on a Grand Slam stage.

With the Belgian on the brink of victory, defending champion Williams was called for a foot-fault on a second serve to go match point down.

Astounded by the verdict, Williams immediately saw red and threateningly marched up to the official. She waved her racket ominously and thrust the ball into the lineswoman's face as she launched into a tirade.

"I swear to God I'm...going to take this...ball and shove it down your...throat, you hear that? I swear to God," Williams told the line-judge.

The lineswoman reported her to umpire Louise Engzell for verbal abuse. Having already received a warning earlier in the match for smashing a racket, Williams was handed an automatic point penalty for "unsportsmanlike conduct," giving Clijsters the match and a final date with Danish ninth seed Caroline Wozniacki.

Not since McEnroe was defaulted from a fourth round match against Mikael Pernfors at the 1990 Australian Open - when he swore at the umpire, supervisor, and referee -- has a singles player suffered such an ignominious exit from such a high profile match.

But Williams remained unrepentant for her tirade even though the lineswoman told the chair umpire that she felt threatened.

"She says she felt threatened? She said this to you?" she asked the reporter who fielded the question.

"I've never been in a fight my whole life, so I don't know why she should have felt threatened."

However, Saturday's incident was just the latest to surround the fiery American.

"I'm drama, and I don't want to be drama," Williams said in May at the French Open where she labelled Maria Jose Martinez Sanchez "a cheat" following a controversial point in their third round match.

"I'm beginning to think it's me because I do have a lot of drama, and it's always something, whether it's my life with friends, with anybody. It's like I have the most dramatic life. It's so ridiculous."

In 2003, a sobbing Williams accused another Belgian Justine Henin of "lying and fabricating" following another controversial semi-final defeat at Roland Garros.

A year later, the American lost a hotly contested quarter-final with compatriot Jennifer Capriati at the US Open after being on the receiving end of several bad line calls.

The incident led to umpire Mariana Alves, who made an incorrect overrule, being removed from officiating duties from the championships that year while US Open officials apologised to Williams.

"Every time you look around, it's like I mean, there was an incident with Justine, and then there was another incident with Jennifer Capriati. Always some drama," Williams said in May.

"Even in Australia this year I had a bad call, and I was just like, why?

"I'm like one of those girls on a reality show that has all the drama, and everyone in the house hates them because no matter what they do, drama follows them. I don't want to be that girl."

Unfortunately, on Saturday, she was once again "that girl".













Sophie Dahl does Debbie Harry





A reasonable resemblance! Although Sophie has more prominent ... erm assets .. than Debs!!

 






Who Needs Luck?














Cinema Sweetheart - Katherine Heigl













David Bowie and Angie Bowie revisited






Hannelore Knuts as David Bowie and Diana Meszaros as Angela Bowie.






Moments in Art - Sonic Youth video for "Bull in The Heather"




Tell me that you wanna bore me. Tell me that you gotta show me.

A classic Sonic Youth moment from 1994, the only single from their excellent Geffen released "Experimental Jet Set, Trash and No Star" LP, probably the band's most succesful single. And here's the wonderful accompanying video,directed by Mike D's muissus,Tamra Davis!

"Bull in The Heather" is a bizarre love song - rather a lust song - with lyrics from Kim Gordon, strangely inspired by a racehorse named in a bumper sticker given to Thurston Moore and Kim by Bob Nastanovich of Pavement.

In May 2007, Brit music mag NME magazine placed "Bull in the Heather" at number 48 in its list of the 50 Greatest Indie Anthems Ever.

The song kicks off with an amazing riff attained by strucking a tailed bridge guitar - a Fender Jazzmaster - behind the bridge. It's a riff only Sonic Youth could come up with, and the song vibrantly kicks on from there!

The wonderfully exuberant and rather hot vid for "Bull In The Heather" features former Bikini Kill and Le Tigre singer (and rock hotty!) Kathleen Hanna - wearing speedos over her tights! - dancing, throwing Thurston Moore about by his guitar and, best of all, kissing Kim Gordon!

During the shoot, Hanna actually gave Thurston a bloodied lip! We don't know if she gave Kim a bloodied lip!!

The scenes of the guitarists jumping around on a bed were recreated from a photo Kim Gordon had of a young Thurston.

Interestingly, when the video was shot, Kim Gordon was actually five months pregnant.












10, 20, 30, 40
tell me that you wanna hold me
tell me that you wanna bore me
tell me that you gotta show me
tell me that you need to slowly
tell me that you're burning for me
tell me that you can't afford me
time to tell your dirty story
time for turning over and over
time for turning four leaf clover

betting on the bull in the heather

10, 20, 30, 40
tell me that you wanna scold me
tell me that you adore me
tell me that you're famous for me
tell me that you're gonna score me
tell me that you gotta show me
tell me that you need to sorely
time to tell your love story
time for turning over and over
time for turning four leaf clover

betting on the bull in the heather









Moments in Time - Yoko Ono & John Lennon




Shot by Raeanne Rubenstein.








Mushi Mushi Luscious Lena Fujii















Korean Kuties Hwang Mi Hee & Lee Ji Woo





Holy mother of Buddha!!

Why do I really feel a hankering for a sandwich?!




Korean Kutie Ryu Ji Hye shimmers












Mushi Mushi resplendent Mikie Hara













Ryan Giggs Scores!! (in a painful way!)





Ryan's going "Marcello, I like you, but not in this kind of way!"







Korean Kutie Hwang Mi Hee - sweater girl













Whoooaaa ... Wo Magazine hotty













Mushi Mushi Magnificent Mai Nashida













My Eyes are Down Here












Mushi Mushi Mad Japanese Chicks











Kissy Kiss













Words of Wisdom - Richard Lewis




“When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.”









Moments In Time - Brendan Behan necks another beer











Suicide Girl Kate






Whhooooaaaaaaa!!!






Finger Lickin Asian Babe






Finger Lickin good!!







iTunes offers deluxe version of "Highway 61 Revisited"





A deluxe version of Bob Dylan’s classic 1965 album “Highway 61 Revisited” is being offered through iTunes. It appears to be part of a just-announced series of “enhanced” albums, soon to be made available in the new “iTunes 9” format. The deluxe version will be available for download on September 15, according to AppleInsider.

The iTunes description of the deluxe version states that 13 "bonus recordings" from the original sessions will be included. Additional visual content, including footage from the Newport Folk Festival, is also part of the package.

At the time this article is being written, only seven bonus tracks are listed. Most of the songs seem to be from previously available Dylan albums known as the “Bootleg Series”. While the bulk of the concert and studio material is from the same era at the original sessions, track seven is a version of “It Takes a Lot to Laugh, It Takes a Train to Cry” from a decade later, recorded during The Rolling Thunder Review (based on the audio samples provided on the iTunes site). It is unclear which 1966 live version of “Just Like Tom Thumbs Blues” - Manchester, or possibly Liverpool - is included. The release date is erroneously listed as September 16, 2003. The cost is $16.99.

The bonus tracks listed are as follows:

1. Like A Rolling Stone (Alternate Take) 1:35
2. Just Like Tom Thumb’s Blues (Live Version) 5:41
3. It Takes a Lot To Laugh, It Takes a Train to Cry (Alternate Take) 3:34
4. Tombstone Blues (Alternate Take) 3:35
5. Desolation Row (Alternate Take) 11:45
6. Ballad Of A Thin Man (Live Version) 7:45
7.It Takes a Lot to Laugh, It Takes a Train to Cry (Live Version) 3:14

The version of "Tombstone Blues" listed above probably features the Chambers Brothers, who were not listed in the credits for the CD, "No Direction Home - The Bootleg Series Vol. 7". Their vocals were overdubbed at a separate session.

from http://www.examiner.com/














Cover Art - Neil Young "Dreamin Man"

White Light White Heat

Miraculous Maritza Mendez





Holy tamale!!! Mamma Mia!!








Mushi Mushi Mizuho Tada

Lars von Trier's controversial Antichrist




Another trailer has been released for Lars von Trier's "Antichrist". The first trailer for this controversial and very bizarre film arrived back in April before the flick premiered in Cannes. Of course, the film kicked up a shitstorm there. Accounts from Cannes later indicated that the film really is as crazy as the trailer makes it seem!

The film has only two characters (of course named "He" and "She"!), a grieving couple played by Willem Dafoe and Charlotte Gainsbourg. After their son dies, "He" and "She" retreat to their cabin 'Eden' in the woods, hoping to repair their broken hearts and troubled marriage. But nature takes its course and things go from bad to worse! Of course, "worse" includes extreme violence and even gential mutilation!




Antichrist is both written and directed by prolific Danish filmmaker Lars von Trier - who seems to be a professional stoker of controversy! His ... erm idiosyncratic ... works include Nocturne, The Element of Crime, Dancer in the Dark, Dogville, Manderlay, and The Boss of It All.

After premiering at the Cannes Film Festival, the film was picked up for US distribution by IFC. They're now bringing Antichrist to very limited theaters starting on October 23rd.

Here's the final trailer (You can also watch the final trailer for Antichrist in High Definition on Apple)













Hockey Photo Bomb!

Samantha-Doll does Tiger














In A Room

Tuning In The Shine - Elvis Costello's "Radio Radio"




Radio is a sound salvation. Radio is cleaning up the nation. They say you better listen to the voice of reason but they don't give you any choice.


You don't hear many songs about radio these days! Damned internet!! But there are some real classics on that theme, from the days when the radio was a treasured and essential part of the music fan's life. And we're gonna dig out a few! Rest assured though that the vile "Radio Gaga" will not be included!

What better place to start than with a skinny Post Punk Elvis Costello with the seminal performance of "Radio, Radio" on "SNL" in 1977, where he does a Jimi Hendrix by interrupting the scheduled track "Less Than Zero" to rattle out this classic!

Ah, Wonderful radio. Marvelous radio!

"Radio Radio" was produced by Nick Lowe and released as a single by Elvis Costello and The Attractions in the UK in October 1978. The song had already appeared on the US version of their second album, This Year's Model, released earlier that year.

The song is a raging protest against the commercialisation of radio broadcasts and the power wielded by the recording studios and radio companies who alone decided what songs oculd be heard over the airwaves, especially the more politically explicit side of punk rock. The lyrics say it plain ... "you better shut up or get cut out. They don't wanna hear about it. It's only inches on the reel-to-reel" and go on to say, in a reference to the controversy about - and banning of - the Sex Pistols' classic "God Save the Queen ... "they don't give you any choice 'cause they think that it's treason."




"I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen, there's no reason to do this song here!"
The song made waves in the States after Costello's appearance on Saturday Night Live. Originally, the Sex Pistols had been invited to perform on the December 17, 1977 broadcast, but problems with the Pistols' various criminal records made getting visas in time difficult, and so the invitation was extended to Costello and The Attractions, who were touring Canada and the U.S. at the time.

Costello wanted to play "Radio Radio" on SNL. Columbia Records, Costello's US label, on the other hand, was interested in having an already-established song performed on SNL, to stoke the fires of interest in the band prior to the American release of the LPs "My Aim Is True" and "This Year's Model".

In the event, Costello began the SNL performance by playing "Less than Zero." However, after a few bars, he turned to the Attractions, waving his hand and yelling "Stop! Stop!," then said to the audience, "I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen, there's no reason to do this song here," possibly referring to the fact "Less than Zero" was written as a reply to British fascist politician Oswald Mosley. However, SNL music director Howard Shore attributes the move to Costello's bucking pressure by his music company to play "Less than Zero" on the show. He then led the band in a performance of "Radio Radio."

This version of "Radio Radio" (fading into the "false start") can be found (in monaural) on "Saturday Night Live: 25 Years of Musical Performances, Vol. 1."

Costello said later that the inspiration for the last-minute song change came from a similar episode years earlier, concerning Jimi Hendrix. Hendrix was on the BBC television show hosted by pop-star Lulu, and was supposed to play his hit, "Hey Joe." Hendrix started the song, stopped, said, "We’d like to stop playing this rubbish and dedicate a song to the Cream regardless of what kind of group they might be. I’d like to dedicate this to Eric Clapton, Ginger Baker, and Jack Bruce." and then launched into a feedback-laden version of "Sunshine of Your Love" by the group Cream, which had just announced its break-up.

The song ran far longer (and louder) than the show's producers had in mind, Hendrix said after a bit, "We’re being pulled off the air", and the BBC pulled the plug (literally) on Hendrix's performance.













by mima





I was tuning in the shine on the light night dial
Doing anything my radio advised
With every one of those late night stations
Playing songs bringing tears to my eyes
I was seriously thinking about hiding the receiver
When the switch broke 'cause it's old
They're saying things that I can hardly believe
They really think we're getting out of control

Radio is a sound salvation
Radio is cleaning up the nation
They say you better listen to the voice of reason
But they don't give you any choice 'cause they think that it's treason
So you had better do as you are told
You better listen to the radio

I wanna bite the hand that feeds me
I wanna bite that hand so badly
I want to make them wish they'd never seen me

Some of my friends sit around every evening
And they worry about the times ahead
But everybody else is overwhelmed by indifference
And the promise of an early bed
You either shut up or get cut out, they don't wanna hear about it
It's only inches on the reel-to-reel
And the radio is in the hands of such a lot of fools
Tryin' to anaesthetise the way that you feel

Radio is a sound salvation
Radio is cleaning up the nation
They say you better listen to the voice of reason
But they don't give you any choice 'cause they think that it's treason
So you had better do as you are told
You better listen to the radio

Wonderful radio
Marvelous radio
Wonderful radio
Radio, radio









Cinema Sweetheart - Scarlett Johansson

Icing It Right













Devilish Angel Pink

Mushi Mushi Anri Sugihara

Saturday, 12 September 2009

Top Thai Totty Noon Woranut



 


Hi Noon!!!!

Ths chick loves western flicks so much!












Words of Wisdom - Hubert Selby Jr




I realized that I would die,
and that just before I would die,
two things would happen.

number one, I would regret my entire life.
and number two, I would want to live my life over again.
and then I would die.
and that terrified me.


















Friday, 11 September 2009

Art of the Poster - Tell No One (2006)

















Lovely Euro Hotty Alisha Laine






Looks like butter wouldn't melt in that mouth!












Thai Pinky Cosplay Hotty






Man, that hair looks oh so natural!

We wonder if collars and cuffs match! (well, not much, cos we know they never will!)










Mojo Working - The Streets "Blinded By The Lights"




Maybe I shouldn't have done the second one, I feel all fidgety and warm ... Whoa, everything in the room is spinning, I think I'm going to fall down, my heart's beating too quick, I'm fucking tripping out!


It's Brummy Mike Skinner - aka 'The Streets' - with a beautifully constructed and evocative tale of a Ullyssean pill-popping, coke and alcohol trek into the place of darkness that resides in the bleeding heart of Friday night!

And the longed for - yet ultimately sad -  Heaven is eventually reached ... "I'm maaaashed. Totally fucked, can't hardly fuckin' stand. This is fuckin' amazing .... arghhhhh!!"

Yap ... been there, buddy!!

Anyway, in the song, Skinner's character is stood up at a nightclub by Simone,  a chick he's recently met and fallen for! He waits, hoping she'll turn up ("this night's a tragedy, I keep thinking I saw her"), but starts hitting the alcohol hard, along of course with dollops of cocaine and ecstasy, which he's smuggled past the bouncers in his shoes ("How did he not find the baggy, with his hand in my shoe?") As you do!!

Later he thinks he sees Simone kissing his pal Dan ("Swear Simone's kissing Dan"), but at this point he's too "Blinded By the Lights" - too messed up by the combined drug high - that he can't properly digest or be certain about this possible scenario ("My head is twisted ..... I'm fucked and I don't care.)

"Blinded By The Lights" comes from Skinner's very successful, and rather excellent, sophomore outing, the innovative and ambitious "A Grand Don't Come for Free." It's a sort of chav concept album documenting various events taking place over a short period in the protagonist's life. The events depicted include losing a thousand quid, starting a new relationship, going on holiday, partying, breaking up, and eventually finding the elusive grand again! A real milestone in the Hip Hop genre. 

"Blinded By the Lights" was released as a single and hit the British Top 10 in September 2004.

Gotta love the great vid for this track too!










Thats the one, Oy
How did he not find the baggy, with his hand in my shoe?
Way too close for me, ah well at least they allowed me through.
Should be a good night in here, Ramo in the main room,
people keep pushing me though, no reception on the phone.
And i'm thinkin'...
(Light are blinding my eyes)

They said they'd be here they said, they said in the corner,
and i'm thinkin'...
(People pushin' by, and walkin' off into the night)
these look well speckly, bit of green and blue,
freeze is well cheap though, so i'll take three if i need to.
Right it's the plan, i wish the bouncers would go away,
borrow water off this man, here goes nothing OK,
and i'm thinkin'...
(Lights are blinding my eyes)

Thats proper rank, that tastes like hairspray
And i'm thinkin'...
(People pushin' by, and walkin' off into the night)
I hate coming to the entrance, just to get bars on my phone,
you have no new messages, so why haven't they phoned?
Menu, write message, so where are you and Simone?
Send message, damn number, where've they gone?
And i'm thinkin'...
(Lights are blinding my eyes)

Why's the message pending? where the fuck are ya?
And i'm thinkin'...
(People pushin' by, and walkin' off into the night)
Hmm, brandy or beer? Water's a good idea,
wish that bar lady'd appear; and come serve over here.
where the fuck could they be? still not over in the corner,
this night's a tragedy, i keep thinking i saw her.
and i'm thinkin'...
(Lights are blinding my eyes)

No thats not them, thats not them either...
And i'm thinkin'...
(People pushin' by, and walkin' off into the night)
I'm still not feeling anything, this has got to be a dud.
It's been ages since i necked it, and smoked six tabs to the nub.
Belly's not even tingling, i just feel a bit pissed..
No-one looks like minglin', i cant see her or him..
And i'm thinkin'...
(Lights are blinding my eyes)

I'm gonna do another i think. Yeah, one more, these are shit.
And i'm thinkin'...
(People pushin' by, and walkin' off into the night)
These toilets are a piss take, queue's bigger than the door.
Gotta get rid of this pill taste, what are they chattin so much for?
Glad i'm not a girl in this place, they'll be here til dawn.
Sure my belly's tingling a bit, somethings happening i'm sure.
And i'm thinkin'...
(Lights are blinding my eyes)

Maybe i shouldnt have done the second one, i feel all fidgety and warm...
(People pushin' by, and walkin' off into the night)
Whoa, everything in the room is spinning, i think i'm going to fall down,
my heart's beating to quick, i'm fucking tripping out.
I wonder whether they got in, turned away no doubt.
Who cares, this is a tune coming in, that who where hes like..
i'm thinkin'...
(Lights are blinding my eyes)

My eyes are rolling back, i'm rubbing my thighs with my hand.
And i'm thinkin'...
(People pushin' by, and walkin' off into the night)
Yeah yeah they cheer - can they see my hand in the air?
Need to wave 'em over here. Swear Simone's kissing Dan.
My head is twisted sever, body's rushing everywhere,
They could have texted me when they were near, but i'm fucked and i don't care.
(Lights are blinding my eyes)

What was i thinkin' about? Ah who cares, i'm maaaashed.
(People pushin' by, and walkin' off into the night)
Totally fucked, cant hardly fuckin' stand.
This is fuckin amazing! ... argh!!





















Thursday, 10 September 2009

Hot Popper - Thai Totty Gypzy






Hot Popper indeed!

It's the bizarrely named Gypzy, from the awful manufactured Thai pop-pap group, Girly Berry - who thankfully look infinitely better than their music sounds!







Another British Cop is a Hooker!





Thorne in my side. You know thats all you ever were. A bundle of lies.You know thats all that it was worth.

Arrest me NOW Miss Officer Ho!! I can see you love your job and are "very eager to please"!

Yap, seems like a slew of female Brit cops are whores!

Well, when you think about it, there are perhaps more similarities between the jobs than might first appear. And some might say being a hooker is possibly the nobler profession!!

This one's called Vikki Thorne! And she's apparently one kinky cop! We can see why she made a lot of cash on the game!



By ROBIN PERRIE
http://www.thesun.co.uk



THIS is Vikki Thorne, the woman cop nicked for allegedly working as a £100-an-hour hooker.

The brunette posed in this tiny G-string in a series of sexy snaps for a tarts' agency called Notorious Girls.

Her face was blocked out on their website, but today we unmask the alleged WPC prostitute known as "Kelly".

She has been suspended by her force and has gone into hiding.

A source said: "She was one of the most popular girls in the agency and entertained up to 20 clients a week.

“She made up to £500 a time for an overnight 'girlfriend experience'.

"She's got a great body and is very pretty. You can see why she made a lot of money."

On her website profile, single Vikki, 28, who works for Northumbria Police, was said to be "very eager to please".

She wore knee-high boots and sexy lingerie and was willing to take part in spanking and role-play sessions.

But she refused to wear a UNIFORM or see punters from Sunderland, where she was based at Houghton-le-Spring nick.

The businessman's daughter, who drives an Audi TT and lives in a new detached house, was among 14 people held last week in northern England and Scotland in a police probe into prostitution and corrupting public officials.

All 14 were bailed.

Among them were the owners of Notorious Girls, Neil and Natalie Lock, both 27. The pair made £800,000 a year from the agency.










Black Skeptik & KRS One: "I Dare U To Raise the Rent"















Thailand Beauty Queen Kavintra Phothijak













Cinema Sweetheart - Megan Fox does Hot Cheerleader






Holy mother of George Bush!






Wonderful Wicked Witch














British Cop is Hooker




"Low police pay made me become a hooker"

By TOM WELLS
www.thesun.co.uk


A COP exposed by The Sun for moonlighting as a hooker claimed yesterday she was forced into prostitution by low police pay. WPC Ruth Carter, 27, was on paid maternity leave while also working as a £150-an-hour escort. 

But she quit Thames Valley Police hours after we revealed how she had offered our reporter full sex on an appointment - and promised to wear a police uniform if he booked a second session. 

The mum of one, from Warfield, Berks, is estimated to have been earning £25,000 a year on the force. 

She said yesterday: "Not long after my child's birth I realised I would not be able to pay the mortgage, the bills and all I could have wanted for my daughter on the income that I had. 

"So I decided to get involved in escorting. 

"My plan was to return to work after a year's maternity leave, only part of which would be paid." 



Carter, who served as a cop for three years, could still face a criminal charge of misconduct in public office - which carries a maximum life sentence. 

The website for her agency - Top Hat Escorts in nearby Bracknell - showed her in provocative poses. 

Detectives are studying our evidence and have not ruled out further action. 

Shamed Carter apologised yesterday for her part in the scandal. 

She added: "I signed up to the agency and in hindsight I should have resigned there and then from Thames Valley. 

"It was not my intention to mislead the force. 

"I have not claimed anything from my daughter's father or claimed child benefits. 

"I want to do the best for my child and myself without having to burden family and friends with financial issues." 

Asked if she had spoken to Thames Valley Police she said: "My contact has been minimal." 

The force refused to comment on Carter's claims yesterday.










Hot Popper - Top Thai Totty Tata Young





Tata fine piece of Thai totty, for shoo!!

Sure, her muzak is shite! But this Eurasian hotty looks damn hot! Guess the silicone helps!





Cinema Sweetheart - Sophie Marceau
















Marital Bliss






by Christophe Gilbert





Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds - Julian Lennon's Drawing




Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain where rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies. Everyone smiles as you drift past the flowers that grow so incredibly high.


When "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Heart's Club Band" was released in 67, it not only changed the way rock music would be seen seen, but stirred up no small amount of controversy, too.

The main focus of controversy was the Lennon song "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds" which was banned by the BBC because of the supposed reference to the drug LSD, with the letters of the title spelling Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds. Predictably, John Lennon always claimed it wasn't.

In an interview with Rolling Stone, Lennon said the idea for the song, he said, came from a drawing his son Julian had done at school.
"Julian came home and showed me a picture he had drawn of a friend at school. He said: 'Daddy, look. It's Lucy, in the sky, with diamonds.' There was nothing more to it, really."


Many people however still think the drug aspect is true. Well, we think it's obvious! Just listen to the lyrics, for fck's sake!! Macca admitted as such. Yap, despite Lennon's dubious denial of the title and content of the song having to do with LSD, on June 2, 2004, McCartney told BBC that the song is, in fact, about LSD!

In any event, here's the original picture created by Julian Lennon that, in a parallel universe, apparently prompted John to write one of The Beatles' best songs. It's a little yellowish, but you can see Lucy to the left and the diamonds to the right.







Cult Cuties - Damsels in Distress, Jane Greer & Anne Jeffreys






Jane Greer and Anne Jeffreys having fun with psychopath Mike Mazurki in 'Dick Tracy' (1945).







Thai Go-Go Gym !






This is an advert for a Thai gym chain!

Seems like a fun place to work out! You can bench press there using Thai dancers instead of weights!!

Not sure what the tagline "299 Baht per month. All hours. All days" is supposed to mean! Or what you get for that sum!! ... Eight dollars? That's a goddang total bargain!

We really wanna Go-Go there!








Eurasian Hotty Sririta "Rita" Jensen





Sririta "Rita" Jensen (Thai: ศรีริตา เจนเซ่น) is a popular Danish-Thai supermodel and actress based in Thailand. The 26-year-old celebrity has appeared in many Thai television series, music videos, advertising campaigns, and was featured on numerous magazine covers ranging from gossip to fashion and health.

Profile of Sririta Jensen
Nickname: Rita (Thai: ริต้า)
Birthdate: October 27, 1981
Height: 173cm
Occupation: Model, Actress

Education: 
- Completed High School at Bangkapi School in Bangkok
- Attended School of Communication Arts, Bangkok University, Public Relations major

Magazine Covers:
MARS, VOLUME, FHM, Maxim, DNA, ELLE, IMAGE, CLEO, LISA, HER WORLD, FRONT, MIX

TV / Movie Appearances:
1. 999-9999 (2002) - A Thai horror film in which Rita played the character of Rainbow 
2. Split Second (2004) - A Hong Kong TV series (Hong Kong title: Chen fun du miao) in which Rita played the character of Rita Artavan
3. Pan X Xtreme Limit (Thai: พันธุ์ X เด็กสุดขั้ว) (2004) - A Thai action movie in which Rita played the character of Sunny








CultCutie - Hedy Lamarr is smokin'




 

Hedy Lamarr (November 9, 1914 – January 19, 2000) the Austrian-born American scientist. Oh, and actress too!!






Thai Beauty Queen "Ming" Peerada Kajornmalee






Top Thai totty, beauty queen "Ming" Peerada Kajornmalee! No relation to Ming The Merciless, as far as we know!!

Profile:
Nickname: Ming
Age: 22
Height: 172 cm
Profession: Student
Hobbies: Yoga, Cooking, Singing




Peerada Kajornmalee in Thai traditional costume.











Hot Rocker - Grace Slick




 









Cult Cutie - Sarita Montiels














Art of the Poster - Station West













Comedy Moment of the Week - Wayne Rooney's goal vs Croatia




The Croatian goalkeeper thinks he's Jerry Lewis and really f*cks up, presenting Wayne Rooney with the easiest goal he'll ever score!

Some clown named Runje totally fluffs an attempted clearance, slicing the ball straight to Rooney, who tapped into the empty net from 19 yards. Even Capello can't stop laughing on the sideline!












Cult Cutie - Jane Greer














Busty Britt













Psycho Thai actor beats the crap out of Political Activist!





This psycho Thai actor really goes postal here and kicks the crap out of some Political Activist!

Soap Opera actor and "red shirt" (supporter of exiled criminal despot PM Tacky Thaksin!) Methee Amornwuthikul assaulted Adisaraj Thampithak, the director of a Pheu Thai Party by-election committee, after Adisaraj rallied in front the Pheu Thai head office in Bangkok on Tuesday to demand Bt800,000 he claimed the party owed him for election campaign expenses.

So you can beat up on a 53 year old guy! Way to go, asshole!












Chinese Cutie





This stunning Chinese Cutie's selling some crap!

We don't know what, but we'll buy a few of em!









Cult Cutie - Anne Francis













Our House-Party yesterday wasn't too bad













Art of the Poster - The Big Steal (1949)













Mojo Working - Jefferson Airplane's "White Rabbit" (1967)




When logic and proportion have fallen sloppy dead. And the White Knight is talking backwards and the Red Queen's "off with her head!"


The vast majority of modern rock songs (well, the vast majority of all songs ever, really!) are love songs. More specifically, most of 'em are songs about fucking! However, coming in at second place (albeit perhaps a distant one) are songs about drug usage - everything from pills to Horse to coke to weed to crack to alcohol (and beyond!)

So, for no particular reason, we thought we'd compile our favourite Drug Songs (not that we'd know anything about the partaking of such heinous evil things! ... Well, not today! ... Not yet, anyway!)

What better place to start a series about Drug Songs, than with the sixties psychedelic classic, "White Rabbit" ... which really takes a trip inside a Trip, maaaaaaannnnnn!

Despite the fact that one might think this is a homage to viagra - a drug that wouldn't be invented for some decades yet! - with the line "one pill makes you larger!" - apparently, it isn't!

"White Rabbit", of course, draws heavily upon Lewis Carroll's already hallucogenic and already really surreally surreal "Alice in Wonderland". Strangely too, so do a number of other sixties paeans to pills such as John Lennon's "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"!

You gotta wonder how all these 60's pill poppers apparently had the same trip?!

Anyway, watch "Alice, when she's ten feet tall"! It's a true wonderland here indeed!!

And remember, don't ever go chasing rabbits, kids!!









by behindinfinity3




One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all
Go ask Alice
When she's ten feet tall

And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall
Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call
Call Alice
When she was just small

When men on the chessboard
Get up and tell you where to go
And you've just had some kind of mushroom
And your mind is moving low
Go ask Alice
I think she'll know

When logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy dead
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's "off with her head!"
Remember what the dormouse said:
"Feed your head
Feed your head
Feed your head
"










Jefferson Airplane perform "White Rabbit" on the TV show The Rock Scene on 14th September 1967. Grace Slick really blasts it out here!

Some groooovvvvyyyy visuals in this clip!!







Some interesting visuals on this cover version by Lisha007!

















Suntory Beer Commercial with Mikie Hara and Yukie Kawamura





Man, this is as close to heaven as one could ever get!!

Beer and bikinied Mikie Hara and beer and bikinied Yukie Kawamura ... and beer!










Ni Hao Chinese Brit Bikini Babe





The Union Jack has never looked this good!







Tales from the Dumb Side - John Cleese screwed by Ex





Monty Python star John Cleese is furious after a court ruled he must hand his third wife a multi-million dollar pay out as part of their divorce settlement.

The actor has been ordered to give Alyce Faye Eichelberger £8 million in cash and assets - including a New York apartment, a London property, and a share in a beach house in California - on top of another £612,000 annually for the next seven years.

As a result, the 69-year-old star's overall wealth will total at around £10 million.

Cleese is angry with the settlement - because it will make his former wife of 16 years, who he has no children with, wealthier than he is.

He says, "What I find so unfair is that if we both died today, her children would get much more than mine."

He was also able to poke fun at the ruling, adding, "At least I will know in future if I go out with a lady they will not be after me for my money."

Cleese's former wife had originally asked for even more cash, alleging her ex was a "world-renowned celebrity" who had allowed her to become accustomed to "being entertained by royalty and dignitairies in castles".

She demanded half his earnings since their 1992 wedding, half his properties and another £600,000 to live on every year.

But in March a judge branded her demands "excessive", granting Cleese a discount by cutting his monthly payments from £102,000 to £55,000.

Legal forms to finalise the settlement were filed in a California court last week.










Korean Kutie Im Soo-Yeon and bear






No, it's not wrong to be jealous of a teddy bear!!








Beatlemania is back: fans grab Remastered Albums & Video game





If you thought "All that phoney Beatlemania has bitten the dust", well there's news - it's back!!

Yap, the greedy muzak biz are rolling out old rope again!

And the boxsets and the video game will only set you back around 1,300 dollars! What a bargain!!

Of course, if anyone wants to get us the two box sets, please feel free!!



A new wave of Beatlemania swept around the world Wednesday as the Fab Four's digitally remastered albums and a new video game were released.

Fans queued up from Tokyo to London to get their hands on the rejuvenated and cleaned-up versions of all the legendary quartet's albums, and the new "The Beatles: Rock Band" game.

"I've been here since 3:00 am. I'm planning to spend 800 quid for the boxsets and the game," said Alan Harrington, 59, first in the queue at the HMV record store on Oxford Street in central London.

In Japan, eager Beatles fans flooded in all day to the HMV music store in the downtown Ginza shopping district, said a store manager Kozo Shimoda.

"The customers are mainly men in their 40s, and a few in their 30s. They prefer to buy the box set. This year it will probably top the charts."

Five million albums have been shipped to stores across the world, reports said, and retailers are bracing themselves for a new generation of fans eager to snap up copies of the music and game.

The Beatles' company Apple Corps has historically shunned releasing their music in digital formats due to piracy concerns.

But "Rock Band" players will be able to download entire albums in the coming months as the 1960s icons catch up with 21st century technology.

The Beatles' back catalogue was first released on compact disc in 1987, though many fans felt the sound quality did not match the original vinyl, while technological advances since then have highlighted flaws and imperfections.

The new editions include the group's 12 albums, plus the "Magical Mystery Tour" soundtrack and the "Past Masters" releases covering non-album singles.

"The experience of The Beatles is now what it should be," said producer Giles Martin -- son of The Beatle's producer George Martin -- who worked on "Rock Band".

"You can listen to the material in the same way people listened to them in the 60s, if not better.

"It's the single most well-known and beautiful collection of music in the world."

The albums are those released in Britain, and retain the original artwork and track listings.

They also come in two box sets: one in stereo -- selling for about 170 pounds in Britain -- and the other in mono, priced about 200 pounds.

Some analysts are tipping them to dominate the charts around the globe.

Online retailer Amazon.co.uk said the stereo collection had topped its bestseller list on pre-orders alone.

And the first 50,000 box sets in mono have sold out, said executive Ernesto Schmitt from record label EMI.

The albums were digitally remastered over a four-year period at Abbey Road Studios in London, where The Beatles -- lead guitarist George Harrison, rhythm guitarist John Lennon, bassist Paul McCartney and drummer Ringo Starr -- recorded most of their music.

McCartney said after the band's initial success, "we thought, if we were lucky, we might last for 10 years."

"And then things just got out of hand. Now it feels like The Beatles will go on forever," he wrote in The Sun newspaper Wednesday.

The Fab Four have been recreated in virtual forms in "The Beatles: Rock Band", which lets players join the band as they springboard from gigs at the Cavern Club in their native Liverpool to global stardom.

At a game launch late Tuesday at the Cavern, fans strummed on plastic guitars, kept the beat on a drum kit and sang along as they tried to emulate their idols.

Forty-five songs are included with the game, and more of the bands' tunes will be sold as digital downloads from the Internet.

McCartney said he hoped "Rock Band" would encourage younger fans.

"For me the most interesting thing is that it will introduce Beatles music to people who might never have heard it because they game all the time, they don't listen to the radio, they haven't got much of a record collection," he told New Musical Express magazine.














Television Totty - Christina Hendricks






Gotta love that plunging neckline! Great work, Chrissy!!





Korean Kutie Hwang Mi-Hee does schoolgirl

Chinese Cheerleader Cuties

Brit Rapper chick Speech Debelle wins prestigious Music Prize





Relative unknown rapper Speech Debelle beat out competition from established acts Kasabian, La Roux and Florence And The Machine to take home this year's prestigious Mercury Prize in London on Tuesday.
The 25 year old Londoner was the shock winner of the coveted music award, with her debut album Speech Therapy getting the nod as Britain's best album of the past year.

The release only hit stores a month ago and has yet to appear on the official chart, but experts predict the win will dramatically boost sales, which will further swell DeBelle's overnight fortune - she picked up £20,000 as the Mercury Prize victor.

The favourites to win the 2009 prize were Florence And the Machine, who hit the number one spot on the album chart, and big-name rockers Kasabian were also named as frontrunners.

Debelle, who penned her material after she was thrown out of home by her mother, was ecstatic she had come out on top.

She told the audience, "I feel so good, it feels better than I imagined. My family's here, my friends are here. I'm from south London, I don't get emotional - I'm emotional."

The 2009 ceremony was supposed to be the first time all 12 acts nominated for the Mercury Prize were slated to perform, but nominated Scottish band Glasvegas were forced to pull out after singer James Allen was struck down with a mystery illness.

Other nominees included Friendly Fires, Bat For Lashes and The Horrors.

Previous winners of the Mercury Prize - founded in 1992 to celebrate the best of British and Irish music - include the Arctic Monkeys, Elbow and Dizzee Rascal.



Speech Debelle - The Key











Tuesday, 8 September 2009

Art of JAV - Saori Yamamoto













"Playboy" Turns Down Pictorial Featuring "Partridge Family" Star Shirley Jones




Very thankfully, we were not forced to see this mad granny in the nip!! Man, she's as old as Hefner for f*ck sake! She's almost as old as those desperate hags from "Desperate Housewives"!

Hef rightly only allows chicks who are at least 60 years younger than him to pose in his Nobel Prize winning tome! This time though, Hef apparently said he expected more nudity from the ancient actress! What?? This is proof postive Hef's going senile!

I mean, this "Partridge Family" chick looked pretty good when she was a Bunny Gal back in the 1950's! But that was about ... erm ... 70 years ago! (I was never good at math!)




"Playboy" Turns Down Pictorial Featuring "Partridge Family" Star Shirley Jones - Hugh Hefner Says Photographs Did Not Show Enough Nudity for "Playboy"


FROM associatedcontent.com 




Though she's still a mighty fine looking bird at age 75, Shirley Jones, the actress who played Mrs. Partridge on the popular 1970's sitcom "The Partridge Family," has been turned down for a spread in "Playboy Magazine." The "Daily Mail Online" reports that Ms. Jones posed for a seriesof test shots that showed off her cleavage and legs, but Hugh Hefner said he expected more nudity from the actress.

"Playboy" Has Switched Focus to More Celebrity Nudity

According to the "Daily Mail," Ms. Jones was eager to appear in "Playboy," which will be celebrating 56 years of publication this year. It definitely is an odd decision on the part of Mr. Hefner not to accept boudoir shots of Shirley Jones, especially since those are the types of photographs that once were the magazine's bread and butter.

Over the last 20 years or so, "Playboy" has switched its focus a bit from young, beautiful newcomers to celebrities willing to shed their clothing for the camera, especially mature female actresses and singers:

• Farrah Fawcett. The late, great actress fulfilled the long-simmering fantasies of men who came of age in the 1970's by posing for a couple of pictorials in the 90's. Those who always wondered what was poking up from under her famous red swimsuit finally got to see, albeit 20 years later.

• Nancy Sinatra. At age 54, Frank Sinatra's daughter showed that her boots were still made for walking in a stunning "Playboy" pictorial. A singer and a former Elvis Presley movie co-star, Nancy Sinatra was not unwilling to strip down to her boots for the camera.

• Tiffany. The 80's pop singing star grew up and posed for "Playboy" when she hit her 30's. Debbie Gibson, another pop star from the same time period, followed Tiffany's lead and had her own spread in the magazine when she was all grown up.

• Joan Collins. Famous for many roles, including playing Captain Kirk's time lost love on "Star Trek," Joan Collins did a beautiful "Playboy" pictorial at the age of 50.







Exotic Flower Gal Miho Yoshioka











It's About Time!






by Gouly at animexpansion.com (NSFW?)







Art of JAV - Kokoro Wakaba





 









Mushi Mushi Basketball Beauty Asami Tada






She's being a tad optimistic, seeing that she's about 150cm tall!







Moments in Time - Mildred Jeter and Richard Loving circa 1968





Mildred Delores Jeter Loving (June 22, 1939–May 2, 2008) and her husband Richard Perry Loving (October 29, 1933–June 29, 1975) - central figures in the landmark U.S. Supreme Court case Loving v. Virginia (1967) which overturned barbaric bans on interracial marriage in the USA.

The Lovings were an married couple who were criminally charged under a Virginia statute banning mixed race marriages. With the help of the American Civil Liberties Union, the Lovings filed suit seeking to overturn the law and finally, in 1967, the Supreme Court ruled in their favor, striking down the Virginia statute and all state anti-miscegenation laws as unconstitutional violations of the Fourteenth Amendment.





Cow Fairy





from animexpansion.com






Amazing Asian Dancer












Our new Housekeeper













Hot Popper - Alicia Keys shows nothing yet shows a lot!






Obviously Alicia doesn't employ a stylist! Hurrah!!!

She had to be cut out of that thing a few hours later in ER!






Refresher Course












Cinema Sweetheart -Sensual Riya Sen likes it tight






Holy mother of Vishnu!!

Must've taken this hotty hours to get out of that thing!!







Cult Cutie - Reflections on Janet Leigh

 

 

Ye Olde Bathing Suits weren't that bad! Well, when, like Jan, the chick was wearing high heels also!





Vetiver - Everyday





Sub-Pop Alt-Folkies Vetiver with the video for the track "Everyday" from the interesting 2009 album Tight Knit. The lyric writing isn't exactly up to the Dylan/Cohen/ Oldham level, but it's not a bad ditty.

The vid proves what we've always known! Yap, the best way to pick up a really hot chick is to cover yourself in filth and pretend to be a homeless bum!

We're hitting skid row tonight with a torn overcoat, a badly written begging sign and a bottle of turps! Plus a bunch of flowers and a few boxes of condoms for the lucky lucky lady!!













Cult Cutie - Elke Sommer














Polly Scattergood - Other Too Endless




And then she said "darling you don't understand - it was the black sambukas and it got out of hand, and I really don't remember which side of the bed I got up on."

This Brit chick's rather good sophomore outing - the imaginatively titled "Polly Scattergood" LP - was released 9 March 2009 in the United Kingdom (19 May in the United States)  and garnered some very good reviews. 

"Other Too Endless" was released as a single from the album on 23 February, 2009 and was named "record of the week" on the Steve Lamacq show on BBC. iTunes made it their 'Single of the Week' on 30 March 2009.

More info on Polly at; www.myspace.com/pollyscattergood











Moments In Time - The Late Sixties!






Apparently, this sort of stuff was happening every moment of the late sixties!








Cinema Sweetheart - Beautiful Booby Bollywood Babe Aarthy













Cult Cutie - Janice Rule rules!




 

Janice Rule (August 15, 1931 – October 17, 2003) was a cult American actress who, despite not attaining the recognition she deserved, worked with a number of top directors and put in some amazing performances such as in the roles of Emily Stewart in The Chase, Virginia in Goodbye My Fancy, Willie in Robert Altman's 3 Women, journalist Kate Newman in Costa Gavras' 1982 political thriller Missing, Burt Lancaster's bitter ex-lover in The Swimmer, and Kevin Costner's mother in the bicycle racing film American Flyers.






Smokin!!













The Awfulness of The Ambushers





Surely one of the worst films ever made! The James Bond spoof debacle that is "The Ambushers" - based on the Donald Hamilton novel by 1963, continuing the exploits of assassin Matt Helm - directed by Henry Levin back in 67.

Martin plays sex-obsessed, double-entendre spouting, secret agent Matt Helm for the third (or perhaps "turd"!) time here.


The flick's awfulness is in no small part due to the irritating smug Deano at his irritating smug worst! Well, there's also the moronic plot and the heavy handed direction!

All this despite the presence of two stone cold cult hotties, sumtupus Senta Berger and juicy Janice Rule!

I stumbled across this thing in the wee hours one night last week. It was so awful that it was almost mesmerising! Well, that and the fact that, besides the main cult heroine hotties, there was also an array of of curvy sixties stunners!!





A detailed and well written review below from Matt Helm fanatic doctor-k100.blogspot.com:

The preview to The Ambushers states, "You'll actually see Dean Martin save the world!" The addition of the qualifying adverb "actually" in that sentence indicates that there may be some doubt here, that the event is unlikely or even absurd. However, if anyone was paying attention, we've actually seen Dean Martin save the world twice already. What's to doubt?

The opening credit sequence to The Ambushers features a theme song by Boyce and Hart which implies that women themselves are the true "ambushers." As the song states, women are "like Injuns in the grass ... Then buster, you're General Custer!" I'm really not sure what is worse here: the misogyny or the cultural insensitivity. And, amazingly enough, this is not the most culturally insensitive thing said in a Matt Helm theme song.

The plot of The Ambushers involves the theft of an experimental interplanetary flying saucer developed by the US government and flown by ICE agent Sheila Sommers (Janice Rule). As later explained in the movie by ICE boss MacDonald (James Gregory), the experimental craft operates on the principle of electromagnetism, and "the electromagnetic field has a strange effect on the male of the species--it kills them, dead!" I don't know what about having a penis makes one vulnerable to electromagnetic fields, but I'm not willing to take a chance, either. I think this is one of those circumstances where we just have to accept science without questioning it.

On its maiden voyage, however, the saucer is stolen by the villainous Leopold Caselius, using some kind of ray that shoots out sparkles. Again, I don't pretend to understand science, so I'm just going to accept this at face value.

As is the case with the other Matt Helm movies as well, the opening scenes feature some of the best parts of the movie. The film shifts from the flying saucer abduction to the ICE Rehabilitation Center, where we get to witness the awesomeness of Slaygirls training. The Slaygirls are currently being taught how to use a device that dissolves metal. Such a device would be extremely useful if one of the Slaygirls were faced with a firearm, or if she had to break into a locked door. However, the primary purpose of the device appears to be dissolving the buckle on someone's belt to cause the pants to fall down. And we just know we'll be seeing this device again later.

Another key element of Slaygirls training appears to involve making out with Matt Helm, which shouldn't come as any surprise. Actually, I need to clarify that: the training involves making out with Matt Helm while listening to Dean Martin records! (Interestingly enough, a similar technique was used at the Los Angeles police academy in the early 80s, where female cadets were required to make out with T. J. Hooker while listening to William Shatner's The Transformed Man.)

It turns out that the training isn't solely about making out with Matt Helm; instead, this particular Slaygirl is being trained on the use of a bra gun, which prematurely goes off during the session. To this near-death experience, Helm responds, "When you say you're a 38, you ain't kiddin'!" And then, so as to wring out all the comic potential from this scene, he adds, "An agent should always keep abreast of the times." He does not, however, refer to the bra gun as a "booby trap," as that joke was used to describe Tina's bra holster in The Silencers. The Matt Helm movies are just too classy to repeat the same breast joke.

When Helm leaves that particular training session, he walks out to the quad to find another Slaygirl offering him a ride on her scooter. She warns him, "I go pretty fast--better find something to hang on to!" To which Matt responds by looking at the camera and saying, simply, "Crazy." Clearly, no punchline is necessary, as we all know exactly what he will be hanging on to.

Matt then goes to get a massage from another of the Slaygirls, and during this treatment his assistant, Lovey Kravezit, arrives. Lovey and Matt decide to move their "debriefing" into the steambath. (The subsequent steambath scene, by the way, does a good job of helping me recover from my still-troubling Eastern Promises trauma.) As Matt makes the moves on Lovey by beginning to unclasp her bra, MacDonald's voice suddenly appears. MacDonald has pulled the ultimate spy cockblock by hiding Helm's orders in Lovey's bra clasp. As with the orders hidden in the booze during Murderers' Row, Mac explains that he used this particular medium because he knew this would be the best way to get the orders to Matt.

ICE has connected the theft of the flying saucer with the Dos Equis beer factory in Mexico. The evidence includes a song used in a Dos Equis TV ad that also appears on an album of military marches called "Songs Men Have Died For," which I believe was originally available through K-Tel. I'm not sure how this all fits together, but the beer commercial features women in bikinis, and that's all that is really important in this film.

Matt is then ordered to pose as Sheila Sommers's husband and travel to Mexico under his photographer cover to investigate the Dos Equis beer factory. Really--setting a Matt Helm movie in a beer factory is nothing short of brilliant!

In fact, during a gunfight later in the film, Matt falls into a vat of beer, and he considers the option of drinking himself to safety. And as gun shots miss their targets and hit various tanks and pipes, Matt often gets distracted from the fight by putting his mouth to the spilling beer.

A common occurrence in Matt Helm movies: Matt gets drugged by the female villain (in this case, Francesca, played by Senta Berger, who also starred as the femme fatale in another great 60s spy film, The Quiller Memorandum). Here, it's lipstick instead of booze, but the effect is the same:

Matt Helm also gets some amazing gadgets in this film, including cigarettes filled with laughing gas (which get him out of a firing squad late in the movie), a belt that turns into a sword when it gets wet (!?!?), and a trick camera. One of the better Matt Helm gadgets also appears here: the inflatable spy pad.

I love that this inflatable camouflage tent includes a refrigerator.

The villain, Leopold Caselius (played by Albert Salmi), is not as interesting as Karl Malden's Julian Wall. His plan is to sell the saucer to the highest bidder, and the bidders include the BIG O (represented by Francesca), the Chinese, and an unnamed Middle Eastern nation. The Chinese make the highest bid, leading Caselius to declare, "The first man on the moon will be eating chow mein!"

We also find out here that BIG O stands for "Bureau of International Government and Order," which has to be the least threatening acronym for a global criminal cartel. I have no problems with any part of that name.

Since neither side got the saucer, Francesca actually helps Matt and Sheila defeat Caselius, who is killed when he is trapped inside of the saucer and its man-killing electromagnetic field.

The film ends with Matt Helm engaging in some more "training" for ICE's Slaygirls. Matt explains to his trainee that she may be put into a position where she has to "give herself to the enemy," and he shows her the right way to put herself in the mood for such a duty. He starts, of course, with some Dean Martin music, but this does not seem to help her. He then switches to Frank, and she's ready to go. That is some good stuff right there.







Cult Cutie - Sumptuous Senta Berger





Holy Wiener Schnitzel, it's sumptuous Senta Berger!! 

Achtung baby!!

This gorgeous, curvaceous Austrian actress heated up just about any film she appeared in! Although she appeared in more turkeys than ready-made stuffing, sweet Senta always turned in a good performance! And always looked incendiary! Even in the ridiculous Italian film "When Women Had Tails" in 1970!

Senta's best known film moments came as an Israeli revolutionary (irony huh?) in 1966's Cast A Giant Shadow, alongside Kirk Douglas, and as a sexy femme fatale in the awful James Bond spoof The Ambushers the following year.

FILMOGRAPHY:
The Secret Ways (61), The Terror of Dr. Mabuse (62), Cast A Giant Shadow (66), Bang! Bang! You're Dead! (66), The Ambushers (67), When Women Had Tails (70).








Art of the Poster - The Ambushers (1967)





 







Apple Chick













Mushi Mushi Azusa Ayano





Mushi Mushi naughty curvaceous JAV star Azusa Ayano!


Apparently, one of her hobbies is "hopping"! That's surely some sort of Japanese euphemism!


Here's her profile-san:

Name : Azusa Ayano
Japanese Name : 綾乃梓
Birthday: 1983/6/15
Blood type: O
Height: 173cm
Stats: B101cm W58cm H90cm (J)
Home town: Tochigi
Hobby: hopping, karaoke, piano and volleyball












Monday, 7 September 2009

Cult Cutie - Acquanetta




A gorgeous B-Movie actress with dark, exotic features, Acquanetta (who like Madonna, had no surname, but who, unlike Madonna, was a total stunner!) had a brief fling with fame in the early 40's, starring in Captive Wild Woman in 1943 and it's sequel Jungle Woman the following year.

However, meatier parts never materialized and very sadly, by the 50's, her career was basically over.  

FILMOGRAPHY:
Rhythm of the Islands (1943), Captive Wild Woman (1943), Jungle Woman (1944), Dead Man's Eyes (1944), Tarzan and the Leopard Woman (1946), Lost Continent (1951).








Art of the Poster - Pick Up!





They gave her a Bad Name ... And she lived up to it!!

Murder was her mistake ... Marrying her was his!!

They sure don't make taglines - or posters or indeed movies! - like this anymore!! 









Cinema Sweetheart - Raquel Welch does Dali






Holy Taco!!! It's Bolivian Beauty, Juicy Jo Raquel Tejada reclined on a sofa, with some sort of ancient tiny guitar, outside some dilapidated temple!!

She was going through her surrealist phase back then!

Juicy Jo always claimed her mother was Irish! We gotta call a steward's enquiry on that one! No Irish chick in the history of Irish chickness ever bore a daughter as hot as juicy Jo!! Not even a fraction as hot!









Art of the Poster - Suddenly Last Summer












Cult Cutie - Senta Berger













Hot Popper - Rihanna Fenty wears underwear, shocker!!













Art of the Poster - Michelangelo Antonioni's Zabriskie Point




Cinema Sweetheart - Zhang Ziyi gets wet






Holy mother of Mao's mother!!






Eye Spy Tinkerbell






Art of the Poster - Dr. Phibes Rides Again!













Iceland Babe Inga Eiriksdottir






Nope, not your normal bulemic heroin-chic model skank type! Thankfully!

Yap, a model that looks like a woman!







Gas Mask Attack






An earlier version of the Christian Scientology cult!






Cinema Sweetheart - Brigitte Bardot














Hot Popper - Mary J. Blige is blue












Cult Cutie - Beverly Michaels












Cult Cutie - Mary Carlisle meets a Giant Olde Phone!





When I look at you girl, I get an extension!
And I don't mean Alexander Graham Bell's invention!
Switchboard Susan can we be friends?
After six and at weekends
I'm a long-distance romancer
I keep on tryin' till I get an answer
Give me! give me! one more chance
She's a greater little operator


- Nick Lowe






Hot Popper - Kelly Rowland













At the Stroke of Midnight








Another fine piece from bakanekonei







Television Totty - Alyssa Milano














A Snow White Temptation






Some of the wonderful art of  Bakanekonei.






Bob Dylan and Charlie Sexton - "Thunder On The Mountain" live August, 2009





I'm wondering where in the world Alicia Keys could be. I been looking for her even clear through Tennessee!


A great rendition of the powerful "Modern Times" opener Thunder On The Mountain - yap, the track that caused Alicia Keys to petition for a restraining order against randy old Bob!

Bob's magnificent band, including Charlie Sexton - who really brings it, on this track! - really put some welly into the performance!

This is from from a gig in Round Rock, near Austin Tx, on August 4, 2009.


Photos by Jay Janner/Austin American-Statesman


Personnel:
Bob Dylan - keyboard 
Tony Garnier - bass
George Recile - drums
Stu Kimball - rhythm guitar
Denny Freeman - guitar
Donnie Herron - lap steel
Charlie Sexton - lead guitar










Thunder on the mountain, and there's fires on the moon
A ruckus in the alley and the sun will be here soon
Today's the day, gonna grab my trombone and blow
Well, there's hot stuff here and it's everywhere I go

I was thinkin' 'bout Alicia Keys, couldn't keep from crying
When she was born in Hell's Kitchen, I was living down the line
I'm wondering where in the world Alicia Keys could be
I been looking for her even clear through Tennessee

Feel like my soul is beginning to expand
Look into my heart and you will sort of understand
You brought me here, now you're trying to run me away
The writing on the wall, come read it, come see what it say

Thunder on the mountain, rollin' like a drum
Gonna sleep over there, that's where the music coming from
I don't need any guide, I already know the way
Remember this, I'm your servant both night and day

The pistols are poppin' and the power is down
I'd like to try somethin' but I'm so far from town
The sun keeps shinin' and the North Wind keeps picking up speed
Gonna forget about myself for a while, gonna go out and see what others need

I've been sittin' down studyin' the art of love
I think it will fit me like a glove
I want some real good woman to do just what I say
Everybody got to wonder what's the matter with this cruel world today

Thunder on the mountain rolling to the ground
Gonna get up in the morning walk the hard road down
Some sweet day I'll stand beside my king
I wouldn't betray your love or any other thing

Gonna raise me an army, some tough sons of bitches
I'll recruit my army from the orphanages
I been to St. Herman's church, said my religious vows
I've sucked the milk out of a thousand cows

I got the porkchops, she got the pie
She ain't no angel and neither am I
Shame on your greed, shame on your wicked schemes
I'll say this, I don't give a damn about your dreams

Thunder on the mountain heavy as can be
Mean old twister bearing down on me
All the ladies in Washington scrambling to get out of town
Looks like something bad gonna happen, better roll your airplane down

Everybody going and I want to go too
Don't wanna take a chance with somebody new
I did all I could, I did it right there and then
I've already confessed - no need to confess again

Gonna make a lot of money, gonna go up north
I'll plant and I'll harvest what the earth brings forth
The hammer's on the table, the pitchfork's on the shelf
For the love of God, you ought to take pity on yourself


Music and words by Bob Dylan
Copyright 2006 Special Rider Music


















Thai Party Gals






Man, we're liking the chick on the right! There's at least two big reasons we like her!







Cinema Sweetheart - Lily Cole






A still from Terry Gilliam’s latest film, The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus.

It was a hair-raising day on the set!






CinemaSweetheart - Megan Fox at Comic Con 2009






Megan Fox at Comic Con 2009? Really?

Yap, really!

Who knew this sillyconed hotty loved to spend mind numbing hours with nerds, all of whom - in their "make believe" world inside their parents' basements - are engaged to her!!

We guess the local ER Unit was over-worked that afternoon!







The Rolling Stones: Gimme Shelter



One killing ended the 60s dream ...
The man who filmed it speaks about the chilling moment.

By Mick Brown
04 Sep 2009
http://www.telegraph.co.uk


There is a moment that every documentary maker wishes for, says Albert Maysles, one that Orson Welles once described as “the divine accident”. It’s the moment that cannot be legislated for, when the elements of patience, preparation and simple serendipity come into play. Divine – or perhaps in this case, demonic.

For Maysles, shooting the film Gimme Shelter, that moment came at the Altamont Festival near San Francisco in December 1969, shortly after the Rolling Stones had begun to sing Under My Thumb. Trained on the audience in front of the stage, the camera suddenly catches a young black man, dressed in a green suit, gesticulating wildly. The crowd part and with equal suddenness, a clutch of Hell’s Angels appear in the frame, one of them holding a knife that he plunges repeatedly into the man in the green suit.

The shot rolls again, this time in slow-motion, freezing to reveal that man in the green suit is actually holding a gun.

The killing of Meredith Hunter at the Altamont Festival has come to assume an almost symbolic importance as the moment when the Edenic dream of the Sixties came to an end. And in capturing that moment, Gimme Shelter, which is being released on DVD, made the unintended leap from being a straightforward documentary about a rock-and-roll band into one of the defining historical documents of the era.

Even before Gimme Shelter, Maysles, now 82, had a distinguished reputation as one of the pioneers of the cinéma-vérité, or “direct documentary”, movement that emerged in the late Fifties, characterised by the development of lightweight, hand-held cameras that afforded an unobtrusive, non-interventionist approach to film-making. With his younger brother and partner David, Maysles had already made a film about the Beatles’ first tour of America in 1964, and intimate portraits of Marlon Brando and Truman Capote.

Somewhat incredibly, perhaps, he claims that he had never heard of the Rolling Stones until receiving an invitation to meet them in New York, as they were about to embark on a North American tour. “I was more interested in classical music.”

The 1969 tour was critical for the Stones; it was the first time they had performed in America for three years, and their first tour following the death of Brian Jones. They were, by common consent, “the greatest rock-and-roll band in the world” and wherever they played excitement was at fever pitch.

Watching the footage of Altamont 40 years on, it is apparent how quickly the idyllic dream of Woodstock, a few months earlier, had evaporated. By comparison, Altamont looks like some strange anthropological experiment gone horribly awry – the medieval battlefield; the Hell’s Angels, misguidedly taken on as “security”, gunning motorcycles through the crowd like the barbarian hordes, threatening with pool cues.

“The atmosphere was very bad,” Maysles remembers. “You can see that from the expressions of the people I was filming in the front row – crying and looking very fearful. But none of that really got me scared, because I was so turned on to the necessity of really getting everything in shot and getting it just right. That kind of made me immune.”

In the mythology of the Stones, Altamont has come to be seen as the moment when Jagger’s ongoing flirtation with darkness finally reaped the whirlwind. Staring into the face of authentic violence, Jagger seems to metamorphose into a small, frightened creature, his habitual cocksure sneer reduced to a pathetic pleading.

“People! Why are we fighting? Come on…” “Either those cats cool it, or we don’t play,” chips in Keith Richards. A few minutes later, Hunter is stabbed to death.

Jagger’s response to the incident can be measured as he watches the footage being replayed in the cutting-room. “It’s so horrible,” he says. His expression is perhaps best described as “thoughtful”.

“It’s a strange thing,’’ says Maysles. “Some critics have seen that moment as him not caring. Which is crazy. I think he was very strongly moved by it.” So much so that for six months Jagger refused to agree to the film being released. “I think he felt chastened,” Maysles says. It was only when Donald Cammell, a mutual friend who a year earlier had directed Jagger in the film Performance, intervened that he finally gave his approval.

After shooting Gimme Shelter, Maysles went on to make acclaimed films about the artist Christo, Muhammad Ali and the extraordinary Grey Gardens (1976), about the eccentric mother and daughter “Big Edie” and “Little Edie” Beale, living in a decrepit mansion in the Hamptons. Yet it is Gimme Shelter that will surely be seen as his defining work.

“Looking back, what strikes me now is how very young [the Stones] were – all in their twenties and, my God, so talented,” he says. “It takes a damn good talent and really interesting personalities to keep people coming back to that film – and I can’t think that I’ve ever met anybody who having seen it once doesn’t want to see it again.”

The Rolling Stones 'Gimme Shelter’ is released on DVD by Warner Home Video on Sept 21









Ni Hao leggy Chinese cutie






Well, if you've got legs like that, it is your civic obligation to show them!






Vietnam web babe Elly Tran Ha






She's sure a knockout!! ... Boom!! Boom!!







Cinema Sweetheart - Keira Knightley













Tales from the Dumb Side - Lindsay Lohan is a Twitter vampire





More LiLo madness!

Who knew they show show True Blood on whatever planet this chick resides!

Guess she loves all the lesbian intrigue on the show!




Mean girl Lindsay Lohan poses as a vampire on Twitter

 dailymail.co.uk 


Looks as if Lindsay Lohan has hit upon a rather novel way of auditioning for a role in her favourite show.

The Mean Girls' actress posted pictures of herself wearing vampire fangs on Twitter in homage to her favourite show True Blood.

It's fair to say LiLo, 23, looks rather more mean than usual with blood red lips, a studded neck collar and dishevelled hair.

The actress has previously lavished praise on True Blood, the cult television series starring Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer.

She even admits that she doesn't allow anyone else to speak when the show is on HBO.

But whether any the show's producers are impressed by her posed shots remains to be seen ...






Burlesque Babe Lily Bloom















Thai Totty Sara in Zoo






"Hotter than Words" indeed!

Me likey!!






'The geek in me loves learning': Lily Cole, the model with a social conscience





Super-smart, super-charming and a supermodel to boot, Lily Cole has the world at her well-heeled feet. Jane Gordon tries to stop staring and find out what’s next for the beautiful British starlet.



Lily Cole has such a startling physical presence that it is almost impossible to talk to her without staring in a way that you know is borderline rude. The combination of the supermodel’s height (she is 5ft 10in in stockinged feet and probably 6ft 3in today in her Louboutin heels), her colouring and her haunting – almost extraterrestrial – face is so extraordinary that I have to force myself to stop gaping and engage in conversation.

We meet to talk about her work with Rimmel cosmetics (she joins Kate Moss and Sophie Ellis-Bextor as the third face of the brand) and her burgeoning film career, and the first question I ask is whether – as a teenager – she had any insecurities about her unconventional looks?

‘Yes, for sure when I was younger. I can’t remember what it was specifically – my height, my hair or just features I didn’t like. I was like most teenagers. I wanted to look more conventional – you know, to just be the pretty girl in school,’ she says, as if she were looking back two decades rather than two years (she is just 21).

But there were, she says, no particular role models she aspired to when she was growing up, and since she was scouted when she was only 14 – on a London street – she learned very young that being different was an advantage in the modelling industry.

Is there any aspect of her appearance that she would change? ‘In all honesty, I don’t think I would. I have made a living off the way I look, and I have really learnt to accept myself for being unusual,’ she says with a little laugh that softens her fabulous – if serious – face.

Another indication of her ‘unusualness’ is the fact that, unlike most other schoolgirl supermodels, Lily did not give up on education when she was discovered. Indeed, the favourite word of the girl reckoned to have earned £11 million from modelling is ‘geek’.

Born in Devon but raised in London by her single mum Patience Owen, now 50 (little is known of her father, rumoured to be a fisherman from Brixham), Lily achieved three grade As at A-level and a place at Cambridge University, which she deferred for two years.

She has just completed her first year studying History of Art at King’s College and is relishing the opportunity of being able to learn while still pursuing her work as a model and an actress (but not, she is quick to point out, ‘a model-turned-actress’ – an expression she detests).


In May, a week after she had appeared at the Cannes Film Festival to promote her role in Terry Gilliam’s latest film, The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, Lily – who doesn’t particularly relish being a paparazzi favourite – was photographed emerging from her first-year exams at Cambridge. Despite her busy work schedule, she was one of only three students on her course to gain a first.

‘I think, in the circumstances, my exams went better than they might have done. I am enjoying my degree. Sometimes it’s hard with everything else that is going on, but the intrinsic learning – well, the natural geek in me loves that,’ she says. ‘I’m really proud of my first. I put a lot of work into it so I felt I deserved it.’

Juggling her academic work with her Rimmel contract, her modelling and her acting career (she also features alongside Jude Law, Judi Dench and Eddie Izzard in Sally Potter’s avant-garde film Rage, which takes the form of face-to-face interviews, and is Alice in Marilyn Manson’s forthcoming film Phantasmagoria: The Visions of Lewis Carroll) cannot be easy, but she handles it with extraordinary self-assurance. ‘It can be difficult, but I manage fine,’ she says.

Early reviews of her performance in Doctor Parnassus, a dark
modern fantasy to be released here on 16 October, have been promising (The Times described her as ‘mesmerising’) and her luminous, doll-like features are as spellbinding on screen as they are in photos.

Lily is reluctant to talk about her co-star Heath Ledger – who tragically died during the making of the film – or how she got on with the actors (Colin Farrell, Johnny Depp and Jude Law) who between them took over his role. Making the film was, she says, ‘weird and difficult’, and she is only now beginning to get a perspective on the experience.

Lily plays Valentina, the daughter of Dr Parnassus (Christopher Plummer) who runs a travelling theatre troupe that have made a deal with the devil, enabling them to take their audiences through a magical mirror to explore their imaginations. ‘It was such a long and emotional and difficult period filming it, so it’s nice now, over a year since we finished shooting, to actually get to see the work,’ she says. ‘It got a positive reaction and I feel really proud of everybody who made it.’

Long before she became a model, Lily had a strong interest in the performing arts. Encouraged by her mother, who has been a guiding force, she studied drama as a child and sees acting as a natural progression in a career that she hopes will be multi-faceted.

‘My mother is inspirational. She is a brilliant writer, and she paints and draws – she can just create what she feels. I am very proud of her.’


Lily cleverly manages to deflect any question that encroaches on her private life. She does admit, though, that her family – her mother and her 25-year-old sister Eveline – are incredibly close, and have helped her to remain grounded.

‘I am really, really close to Eveline – I love her. She is a primary school teacher and she is wonderful – one of my favourite people in the world. Me, my mother and my sister are very close-knit, and I don’t think they would ever let me be anything other than grounded.’

'I don’t think my mother and sister would ever let me be anything other than grounded.'

In the early days of her modelling career – when size zero first became an issue – her mother dismissed suggestions that Lily was too thin, insisting she was a normal teenager who ate healthily and had inherited a naturally tall, slim body shape that ran in the family.

These days – it has to be said – Lily has filled out, and you cannot help but wonder if her curves (specifically her bust) still fit into the tiny sample sizes that Vogue editor Alexandra Shulman recently decried as an insidious part of the size zero obsession.

Looking at her chest, Lily nods her head. ‘Yes, actually if you had asked me a few years ago what I would change about my appearance I would have wished for boobs – but I got those,’ she says with a giggle.

She does not seem remotely vain (‘I don’t think I am, but maybe it’s vain to say so?’ she comments) and you sense that, although she is a fashion natural, she does not take any aspect of her appearance seriously. When asked who designed her dress (a long brilliant red creation that should – but doesn’t – clash with her hair), she thinks for a moment before replying that it is Alberta Ferretti and then suddenly remembers something else she would like to change.

‘I would like better colouration on my legs. A permanent olive, perhaps – although that might be a bit extreme with my colouring. But I would definitely like a little less of that English, mottled purple thing that makes it necessary to wear tights all the time,’ she says, pulling her dress up to reveal slender, bare pinkish-purple legs.

Polite, charming and natural (the film industry has not turned her into a luvvie), she nonetheless displays a wariness that probably has something to do with the attention she’s received from the media since she was 14.


Paparazzi reports last summer linked her to Jude Law, Bryan Ferry and even Colin Farrell, but she is actually dating 36-year-old American actor Enrique Murciano, star of CBS series Without a Trace. This June, there were rumours that the couple were engaged after Lily was seen wearing a ring on her engagement finger while out in London’s Primrose Hill with Enrique. The ring, I comment, is conspicuous by its absence today.

‘No, that was all speculative. But we are very happy together – incredibly so…’ she says with a dazzling smile that doesn’t exactly deny an engagement and suggests that it is a serious commitment for them both.

Does she resent the fact that she can’t go shopping with her boyfriend – or to dinner with Jude Law – without being targeted by the paparazzi? ‘Luckily it still comes as something of a surprise to me when I run into it, so I am not paranoid all hours of the day. I don’t seek it out; I try to avoid it. It’s horrible – I think it reflects, dare I say, a vulgar, overly interested aspect of our society,’ she says.

Alongside the word ‘geek’ in the Lily Cole lexicon is the word ‘ethical’. The range of Rimmel products she promotes in the new advertising campaign have all, at her insistence, been ‘ethically sourced’ (her favourite – and her most indispensable make-up item – is the Max Volume Flash mascara).

Outspoken on a number of ecological issues, Lily is much more tuned into the state of the planet than into planet celebrity. When I ask her if she is still involved with WaterAid, a cause she has promoted in the past, she says she has been too busy with ‘school’ – automatically using the American word for university.


Does she see her career – post graduation – leading her to America where her boyfriend is based?

‘America has had an influence on me, as has going out with a Cuban-American guy and having lots of American friends. But I am still fundamentally British and speak with a British accent and feel very English,’ she says.

As we part, I suggest that she is a refreshing role model for young girls in our ‘vulgar’ society – not only because of the individuality of her looks, but also because of her social conscience and her determination to finish her education.

‘I don’t think of myself as a role model for others, but I like to live my life by my own integrity. So in that sense I might be a positive influence. I do believe you should get over your insecurities and just try to be the best you can.’







Jason Reitman's "Up in the Air"




by Alex Billington
from firstshowing.net 


I've been waiting and waiting to see Jason Reitman's Up in the Air ever since it was first announced way back in May of 2008. And I just walked out of the first ever screening of the film tonight at the Telluride Film Festival. And I loved it. It's everything I wanted it to be, everything I was expecting, even after reading Walter Kirn's book that it's based on. Not only is it Reitman's most personal film to date, but it's his most polished as well. I have so many things to mention about it that I just wanted to get down my thoughts before they fade away. It really hit me on a very personal level as well, which is why I enjoyed it so much.If you didn't already know, Up in the Air is about a man named Ryan Bingham (George Clooney), whose job it is to fly around the country and fire people from their jobs since their bosses can't do it themselves. The first thing I'll note about this film is that it's an entirely unconventional story. It's not a romantic comedy, even though it has the elements of a romantic comedy, it's a story about a guy who thinks he knows how life works, but discovers that he really doesn't. And it's about his goal of reaching 10 million frequent flier miles. But of course, he meets a girl along the way, encounters problems at his work, and learns a lot about life.

What I particularly love about Up in the Air is Reitman's attention to detail. If you travel a lot, you know all the finer details of checking in, making it through security, traveling light, all of that. And this film captures all of those details in such an amusingly accurate way; it really connected with me. I had the exact same experiences as seen in the film at the airport(s) on my way over to Telluride. I'm sure other less talented filmmakers wouldn't have even tried to include all that. It's those little details, the attention Reitman puts into every frame, that makes this so damn entertaining to watch. Right down to the way that his establishing shot for each new city they go to is a view from an airplane, a subtle touch that made a big difference for me.

The film does have a few issues in its third act. It hits some rough spots as it progresses on, although they're mixed in so well with the humor and the more sentimental moments, that it's easy to look past them. I won't ruin any of plot points of the story, as they're important to see play out in the context of the film, but there are some scenes that very briefly took the wind of my sails in the second half. But, as only Reitman could do, he pulled me right back into the story swiftly, and I was able to start smiling and laughing again by the end. Given that Reitman wrote and directed this (unlike Juno), his own life experiences can be felt in the film.

Lastly, I can't end this reaction without expressing my admiration for Anna Kendrick, who I've fallen even more in love with after this. Kendrick plays a young hotshot newcomer to Bingham's company that wants to change the way they work. His boss makes him take her out on the road to show her the ropes and not only is it funny to see all of that (she's an air travel newbie), but her relationship with Bingham I think is the best part of the film. She goes toe-to-toe with Clooney in a big way, which was beyond impressive for an up-and-coming actress like her. Overall I'd say Jason Reitman knocked this one out of the park, his best film yet.

Rating: 8.5 out of 10







Sunday, 6 September 2009

Itsy Bitsy Yellow













Mushi Mushi Miho Yoshioka & kinky trekking






Like most japland chicks, this hotty-san goes hiking in the woods clad in a bikini top, tight shorts and kinky thigh-high boots!!

If chicks did that here, we'd be out hiking 24/7!!







Lost In A Moment












Hot Popper - Grace Jones






Grace here ain't entirely sure what planet she's on right now, but decides to keep singing anyway!






Shimmering Angel













Mushi Mushi Sayaka Ando's bikini











Water Ghost Gal













Hot Poppers - Sugababes













"Teenage Kicks" & the great John Peel




I wanna hold her, wanna hold her tight. Get teenage kicks right through the night.

From 1978, the classic and timeless "Teenage Kicks" - surely amongst the annals of greatest singles ever - by Derry's finest, The Undertones. Wonderful pop-punk influenced by American bands like The Ramones and later outifits like the Misfits, this truly is a milestone on the road to Punk/Post Punk Heaven!!

"Teenage Kicks"is a beautiful bijou of raging male hormones (aka a "love song"!) Taut and minimalist, with an amazing unforgettable relentless riff, the song clocks in - as per the classic punk template - at under 2 minutes! Two magic minutes of pure Heaven!!

"Teenage Kicks" came out when I was a little kid. It was on the radio a lot back then and I saw the band belt it out on TV a few times. It was the first punk song I got into. I wasn't even yet a teenager but I knew what they were singing about and I dug the energy! I really loved the song then. I love it just as much all these years later!

"Teenage Kicks" was released by the Northern Irish punk band The Undertones in 1978, and was composed by the band's main songwriter, John O'Neill.

Although released by the relatively unknown "Good Vibrations" - a tiny Belfast label and music store, founded by music pioneer Terri Hooley in the early 1970’s - the song achieved popularity amazingly fast, even crossing over to the mainstream Top 30.

Terri Hooley was actually very unsure at first whether to sign up The Undertones, saying;
“I wasn’t sure about them because nobody liked them. People crossed the road just to spit at Feargal Sharkey.”




The success of "Teenage Kicks" was thanks in no small part to being championed by the late great BBC DJ, and bastion of immaculate music taste, John Peel - who descibed "Teenage Kicks" as his all-time favourite song!

Upon getting his paws on the single, Peely played the song twice in a row on his Radio 1 show! John often rated new bands' songs with 1 to 5 stars - however, he loved "Teenage Kicks" so much he awarded it 28 stars!!

When the Undertones' Teenage Kicks had first come out - only the fourth single ever released by the small fledgling label - Terri Hooley “hustled it around every record company in London and they all hated it. I came back to Belfast and cried my eyes out! That night John Peel played it on the radio and said, ‘wasn’t that the most wonderful record you’ve heard in your life?’ and played it again.”

In 2001, John Peel wrote in The Guardian newspaper that, apart from his name, all he wanted on his gravestone were the words, "Teenage dreams, so hard to beat", from the lyrics of "Teenage Kicks".In February 2008, some 4 years after his sad death, a headstone engraved with the line was placed on his grave in Great Finborough, Suffolk!





In December 2008, Radio2XS listeners voted the song the best all-time rock single. The station allowed votes for any rock track from 1956 to 2008. Well, except for Queen's vile 'Bohemian Rhapsody', with DJ Jeff Cooper claiming that "no-one in their right mind would ever want to hear that pretentious twaddle again"! ... Hear f*cking hear!!!

"Teenage Kicks" has been hugely influential and has been performed by an array of acts like Buzzcocks, Razorlight, Ash, Skunk Anansie, The Pink Spiders, Busted, Groovie Ghoulies, Sahara Hotnights, The Saw Doctors, Therapy?, Dža ili Bu, Nouvelle Vague, Green Day, Boom Boom Kid, Thee Headcoatees, Franz Ferdinand, Supergrass, The Young Fresh Fellows, Snow Patrol, KT Tunstall, The Coral, The Raconteurs, Violent Delight, Criminal Mischief, The Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain, Beatsteaks, Seabear, Maroon, Every Dirty Street, Pelucas Rosas, mittelfit and Pretendo.





 


A teenage dream’s so hard to beat
Every time she walks down the street
Another girl in the neighbourhood
Wish she was mine, she looks so good

I wanna hold her, wanna hold her tight
Get teenage kicks right through the night

I'm gonna call her on the telephone
Have her over cos I'm all alone
I need excitement, oh I need it bad
And it's the best I've ever had

I wanna hold her, wanna hold her tight
Get teenage kicks right through the night
Alright

A teenage dream’s so hard to beat
Every time she walks down the street
Another girl in the neighbourhood
Wish she was mine, she looks so good

I wanna hold her, wanna hold her tight
Get teenage kicks right through the night

I'm gonna call her on the telephone
Have her over cos I'm all alone
I need excitement, oh I need it bad
And it's the best I've ever had

I wanna hold her, wanna hold her tight
Get teenage kicks right through the night
Alright

I wanna hold her, wanna hold her tight
Get teenage kicks right through the night
Alright


By John O’Neill


 


Here's a very rare promotional video for the classic "Teenage Kicks"!










Thailand Totty Pam Pranpimin in Bikini





Boring  OUT!
Sexy Bikinis  IN!!

We like their slogan!

But we like Thai Totty Pam Pranpim on the cover even more!







Mushi Mushi Miho Yoshioka and flower












Balloon Babe












Thai Pretty Pam Paanphim hits the beach



 



No, it's not wrong to be jealous of a surf board!







Cinema Sweetheart - Nicole Kidman













Television Totty - Ali Larter











Thai Party Gal





One hot mamasan!

We likey!







Hot Popper - Fergie






The sillyconed one spouting out some muzak at the Outside Lands Music And Arts Festival in San Fran!









Cinema Sweetheart - Teenage Dream Mia Sara




A teenage dream’s so hard to beat.
Every time she walks down the street.



Ah, the teenage crush we had on marvellous Mia when Ferris Bueller's Day Off came out!












Cinema Sweetheart -Kate Beckinsale



 

Top Brit totty KB!

This shot is all you need to know about "Van Helsing"!








Lovely Ileana











Male Envy Starts Young!













Dylan Sweetie -Echo Helstrom




If you're traveling in the north country fair
Where the winds hit heavy on the borderline
Remember me to one who lives there
She once was a true love of mine.


Robert Zimmerman's High-School sweetheart in Hibbing, Minnesota, and allegedly the influence for the classic Dylan song "Girl From The North Country".







Down on Sperm Street












"The Novel of Bullshit is dead!" - Rudy Wurlitzer interview


by Rob Hart
from chuckpalahniuk.net 



"The Novel of Bullshit is dead." 

Those were the words of praise Thomas Pynchon heaped on Rudy Wurlitzer's debut novel, Nog, published in 1969.
 
As if that wasn't enough of an endorsement, a few weeks ago I got a copy in the mail. After scanning the back, I had to read the synopsis out loud to my girlfriend: Nog tells the tale of a man adrift in the American West, armed with nothing more than his own three pencil-thin memories and an octopus in a bathysphere.
 
I can't remember the last time I've read a synopsis that good, so beautiful in its simplicity. 
 
The book didn't disappoint. Wurlitzer's prose meanders wildly but remains imminently readable. It’s a fascinating narrative that challenges your preconceived ideas on how a story can be built. 
 
His latest novel is The Drop Edge of Yonder, which started as a screenplay and turned into a novel examining the notions of spirituality, family, life and death, set against the backdrop of American's violent expansion during the gold rush. 
 
Wurlitzer, born in Texas in 1937, is the scion of the Wurlitzer music family and an accomplished writer. His resume includes Flats, Quake and Slow Fade, as well as a non-fiction book, Hard Travel to Sacred Places, about a spiritual journey through Southeast Asia after the death of his son.  

He also wrote the libretto for Philip Glass' opera In the Penal Colony, as well as four TV scripts for 100 Centre Street and a handful of screenplays, including Two-Lane Blacktop and Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid.  

With such a lengthy career and varied curriculum vitae, I figured the interview would be interesting. I didn’t realize it would challenge my ideas about the quantum physics of writing. Or that it would send me into a fit of hysterics upon reading about Bob Dylan’s first meeting with Sam Peckinpah. 

But just like Nog, Rudy Wurlitzer constantly surprises. 

No bullshit.

 


Rob Hart: Can you tell us a bit about yourself, and what pushed you toward writing? Did growing up in the Wurlitzer family attract you to artistic endeavors? 
 
Rudy Wurlitzer: I've looked over your questions and find it difficult to address most of them. Perhaps because of my present state of mind, but questions such as: "can you tell us a bit about yourself and what pushed you towards writing?" I wouldn't know where to begin and I'm unable or unwilling to invent a reason of why or how I began to write. Language was with me from an early age along with a primal need to communicate. I don't know when or how or why the madness began, although I'm sure I could invent some more or less approximate colorful reasons, but that would be fiction and right now I'm involved with the 'fiction of no fiction.'
 
I have no idea how what attracted me to 'artistic endeavors' ... possibly because I wasn't suited for anything else. Certainly my family wasn’t involved in my internal explorations.
 
RH: I don't mean this in a snide way, but you said you have a "primal need to communicate." Then why the discomfort in talking about your process? Do you not feel comfortable communicating if it's not on your own terms i.e. in a book or screenplay?  
 
RW: When I wrote "language was with me from an early age along with a primal need to communicate” I didn't necessarily mean writing at this early stage, but more a way, any way, of dissolving the inevitable separations between people and situations. It could even mean not speaking or writing at all. I've sometimes found it slightly awkward and self-conscious talking about myself with no one in the room to spontaneously respond, as if I'm projecting or honking around into the void about what is inevitably an invented 'self.' It doesn't mean 'insisting on my own terms,' but rather the opposite.
 
RH: What do you mean by "fiction of no fiction"? 
 
RW: By 'the fiction of no fiction' I was trying to say, or at least imply, obviously not very successfully, that awkward state of finding oneself somewhat paralyzed in the 'waiting room,' hoping to engage once again in the complicated act of writing fiction, but until that moment occurs, lifting or struggling off from the launching pad, waiting and thrashing around inside fragments of my own deluded and chaotic imagination.
 
RH: One reviewer called Nog the "quintessential 'stoner' novel." Atlantic Monthly said it was effective at replicating "the slight and continuous dissociation of reality...normally achieved by using soft drugs to tinker with the nervous system." Most commentary about the book makes some reference to it being a drug-fueled narrative. Are you comfortable with that interpretation? 

 


RW: As for Nog, after forty years and many re-releases, I've never paid much attention to reviews which started out saying 'This dude is seriously unhinged,' and then drifted into half-baked insights of 'stoner' and 'incomprehensible' to 'drug-filled narrative' and 'hippy nihilism' ... none of which were really true or relevant, except, no doubt, for that brain fogged veil and a certain defiance that often defined off the grid attempts such as Nog, at least it seemed that way for me, not that I can remember all that much.
 
On a more sober note, I was mostly involved in the philosophical literary dilemmas and confusions of deconstructing the conventions of linear narrative, which involved breaking up and often perversely denying the usual imprints of habitual self expression and absorptions - a way of challenging given identities, a strategy meant to uncover and inhabit the present, if only for a moment, dissolving the self, no matter how contradictory the gesture, as a way to release a few moments or asides not dependent on what came before or what was pointed towards the future, a pause outside of conceptual interpretation and the usual dictates and pulls of 'story' with a beginning, middle and end. No matter what the ads might have said, these strange preoccupations were mounted mostly without the help of drugs other than an occasional pull on some grass just to relax.
 
RH: If you were writing Nog to deconstruct the paradigm of the story, do you feel like you were successful? Did you accomplish what you set out to do, or did your story and the idea mutate as you wrote? Can you suggest any writers who successfully did that?
 
RW: Nog was written so long ago that it's hard for me to really remember my initial intentions. I'm sure they weren't conceptual in the sense of 'deconstructing the paradigm of the story,' it represented more a need to express the fallibility of the narrative voice yoked to a traditional linear imprint. To break out of conventions. In that sense I wanted to involve a back and forth rhythm from a pre-cognitive state to a movement, a way of breathing, or listening to sounds, if you will, a defined vulnerability as way to break away from traditional forms. The process represented a journey, a kind of literary frontier, a way of becoming lost in order to be found. At the time I wasn't writing from an academic idea of what fiction should or shouldn't be.
 
Of course I had examples that influenced me, like Beckett or some of Joyce, as well as various French writers and thinkers such as Cioran and Bachelard, and possibly even Jung and William Burroughs and even a few Dharmic or Taoist texts, and poets, always poets involved or interested in the phenomenology of language as a way of starting from the inside rather than the outside with a preconceived design or plan. It was a way of abandoning the self in order to go beyond it. Was I successful? I don't really know. Was it a series of mutations? Probably, hopefully at least it represented an exercise that existed and breathed from moment to moment. Initially I was drawn to find a way to avoid easy or known solutions, to risk moving on without a map or destination - in that way a kind of frontier, to explore a frontier, thus my on-going interest in the west and our myths of origins. The first reactions to the book were rather radical, pro and con, although after many re-releases it did seem to find readers, mostly in paperback.

 



RH: Nog was originally published 40 years ago. Do you ever re-visit it, and if so, do you view the work any differently, years later? Is there anything you would change?  
 
RW: I haven't read Nog from beginning to end since I wrote it. I did read aloud the first chapter at a book store reading last spring, and was pleased with the continuity of its rhythms and fluid over-all movement as well as a certain sly and oblique humor. Who knows, maybe one day I'll pick it up again. But each of my five novels, as well as my one non-fiction book, always presented me with a different form, a different kind of exploration, a way of finding out who I was or where I was going at that particular time. So I wouldn't change anything, but would rather instead just go on, always on, ready or not, probing into the unknown rather than re-establishing or redefining the known. Otherwise I would be endlessly rewriting the past, what has already been and left the barn, which seems a kind of compulsively maniacal nightmare.
 
RH: Of Nog, Thomas Pynchon wrote "The Novel of Bullshit is dead." Can you tell us how that quote came about, and what that's meant to you, to have his endorsement?  
 
RW: I have no idea how Pynchon came to read Nog, and to this day I'm only dimly sure what he was talking about, except that I was involved in possibly a new way of using language, outside of usual imprints and conventions. And the fact that I was going for a more primal disclosure of the narrative process.
 
RH: Do you identify as a certain kind of writer - novelist or screenwriter? Do you have a favorite among the different mediums? 
 
RW: I don't identify myself as 'any kind of writer' - novelist, screenwriter, poet, librettist, whatever, etc. What I'm working on, is where I am and nowhere else. Although I first came to writing scripts as a way of earning a living between books which were obviously not meant to be commercial. So for a while that rhythm worked until the film world changed and it became too corporate and the whole process went on far too long along with a decreasing amount of freedom, which meant more sublimation to various hierarchical figures.
 
RH: When you say your books weren't meant to be commercial, does that means you made the conscious decision to shy away from the literary mainstream? Why not write books that were easily marketable?  
 
RW: When I said my books 'weren't commercial' that wasn't a decision not to be commercial. I would be overjoyed, then and now, if anything I wrote became commercial, in the sense of having many readers as well as providing a livelihood But when it was obvious that my first three books, Nog, Flats and Quake, written one after the other, weren't going to earn enough for me to become self-sufficient, or be a functioning part of the 'literary mainstream,' it was obvious that I had to find another way of putting coin on the table, at least enough to live on, which led to writing scripts, a difficult and complicated profession, but one that enabled me to at least go on writing novels in my own way, without compromise, as the need occurred, a way of not becoming too obsessed with public results or attentions, but rather left me alone to make a fool of myself as well as indulge in the joys and perils of living in the present.
 
RH: Your latest book, The Drop Edge of Yonder, was originally a screenplay called Zebulon. That script inspired Jim Jarmusch's film Dead Man. Can you tell us about how that developed, from screenplay to movie to book? How did you ultimately feel about the film? 
 
RW: As for Dead Man, the less said the better. The result of Jim Jarmusch's pillage of much of the script, which I had no knowledge of his doing until the film came out, although I had showed him the script and we had talked about his directing it before. In any case his theft propelled me to write a novel more or less using some of the same themes, possibly as a way of once and for all establishing my own vision and language, one that could never be ripped off again. So in a way I'm grateful to Jim because the book goes further and satisfies much more than my script could ever do. The Zebulon script had been around for a long time, maybe thirty years, with several directors interested in it, including Peckinpah, Hal Ashby and Roger Spottiswoode.
 
RH: The Drop Edge of Yonder takes place on the Western frontier during the gold rush. How much research did you do into that era, and what in particular attracted you to it?  
 
RW: By the time I wrote Drop Edge I had been involved in a few other projects involving the gold rush so I had amassed an enormous amount of detail about the frontier and that whole violently chaotic period. I also felt very much at ease with the period which helped me write a book that could hopefully avoid the usual heavy-handed details of most historical fiction. So all of what went before freed me in a sense to be spontaneous and perversely playful as well as exploring other more esoteric and shamanic themes. 

RH: When you wrote Hard Travel to Sacred Places, how did that come about? Did you set out thinking you would write a book, or did it develop organically as you traveled? You were in a period of mourning - did you find the process of writing helpful to the mourning process? 

RW: Several months after Ayrev died in August of 1993, my wife, Lynn Davis, and I decided to go on a pilgrimage, as a way of engaging and dealing with the pain of separation and loss by acting out, letting go by constantly moving from one place to another. We chose to visit the sacred Buddhist sites of three countries we had never been to before - Thailand, Burma and Cambodia. Lynn secured a photo assignment to help pay for the trip and I went along without any thought of writing anything, although inevitably I wrote a few off-the-cuff notes about various encounters along the way. The following summer in Cape Breton, I reread the notes and tried to put them in some kind of order, for its own sake, but with no thought or intention of writing a book. In the middle of this process, an old friend, Sam Bercholz, the publisher of Shambhala, dropped by our house when Lynn and I were off shopping for groceries and other supplies. Sam, who had stayed a few times in our house when we were away, wandered into my writing shack thinking he might find me there. Glancing at a few pages of my notes, he became curious and sat down and immediately read through them. When Lynn and I returned he announced: "You should write a book about all this. It will not only help you but it might also help others as well."

So I did. And he was right about the mourning process, an account which hopefully helped a few readers as well.

 


RH: Can you tell us about your process? Some writers can churn out a novel in one shot, while others edit and rewrite for years. We're always interested in hearing about different methods of writing.  
 
RW: I can't say anything about my process, or rather, I'd rather not try, as each book is unique and requires different energies and contemplations and rhythms, which often take a long time to realize. At first I attempt to inhabit or at least sniff around a pre-cognitive state, a mood of listening to interior chords as well as following the breath, being attentive as much to what I don't know as to what I know, or think I know.
 
RH: What are your favorite books, and which authors have influenced you? And as for musical influences, is there anything that informs your work? 
 
RW: I usually don't read when I'm writing unless it is to inform myself about some kind of information or detail. As for music, I've worked a lot with musicians. I have no idea why. Bob Dylan and Kris Kristofferson were in Pat Garret and Billy the Kid and some of the actors in Candy Mountain, which I co-directed with Robert Frank, included Tom Waits, Doctor John, David Johansen, Leon Redbone, Arto Lindsay and Rita McNeil, among others, and Walker was graced with Joe Strummer, Two- Lane Blacktop with James Taylor and Dennis Wilson. And so on.
 
RH: All those musicians you worked with, any interesting stories to tell? Are there any experiences you took away from working with them?  
 
RW: Here's a brief account of Dylan's first encounter with Sam Peckinpah.
 
After Two-Lane Blacktop I was hired to write Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid for Sam Peckinpah. As I was finishing the script, Bob Dylan came over to my apartment on the Lower East Side and asked if maybe he could be involved as he had always felt connected to Billy the Kid, implying that maybe he was a reincarnation of the famous outlaw. I called the producer who was thrilled at the thought of a Bob Dylan score and suggested that I write Dylan a part and then fly to Mexico to meet Sam who was busy with pre-production. We arrived in Durango late one evening and immediately went out to see Sam, who was living outside of town. As we approached the house there was a gunshot from inside, followed by a terrified maid running out the front door. Hesitating, we stepped inside as another shot rang out from upstairs. I called out for Sam, but there was no sound, no answer. Fearing the worst, we crept upstairs. At the end of the hall we found Sam in his bedroom standing half-naked in front of a smashed full length mirror staring at his shattered image, a pistol in one hand and a bottle of tequila in the other. "Hi, Sam," I finally managed to mumble. "This is Bob Dylan. He wants to be in the film. I've taken the liberty of writing a part for him." After a long pause, Sam turned, slowly looking Dylan over before he replied, "I'm a big Roger Miller fan myself." After another long silence, Dylan and I left and I was sure that was the end of it. But amazingly Dylan was thrilled by this meeting with the old outlaw film director, and from then on became an important part of the film, writing one of the all time great scores as well as playing the part of Alias, a mysterious member of Billy the Kid's gang.
 
RH: What was it like collaborating with Dylan? 
 
RW: When the film finally started we had lots of time between scenes and to keep from being bored we tried to figure out a way of writing a version of Truffaut's Shoot the Piano Player, but then the film and life became more complicated and intense and we never got around to finishing the script. When the film was over we both drifted off, Dylan to L.A. and I to NYC and Cape Breton.
 
RH: Given your career, and the experiences you've had, what kind of advice would you give to an aspiring writer? 
 
RW: I have no advice to give young writers, except to be wary of film schools and writing workshops, which I think have ruined more writing than any other process.
 
RH: Is there anything you're currently working on that we can look out for?  

RW: At the moment, I find myself crouched in the corner with nothing to look for, nothing but a distant line of smoke on the horizon, nothing except that which breaks a brooding silence, which is to say that I'll probably start scribbling soon, yet once again.

 
Two Dollar Radio recently published ‘The Drop Edge of Yonder’ and re-released ‘Nog’. In October, the publishing house will release both ‘Flats’ and ‘Quake’ in one edition. For more information visit www.twodollarradio.com or www.rudywurlitzer.com.







Male Optical Illusion













Mushi Mushi Maho Nagase











Leggy Leg Legs






The unmistakeable(?) legs of Franziska Facella and Georgia Jones at a recent AV event!






Yee Hawww - Ride 'em Cowboy!!





by Christophe Gilbert







Mushi Mushi Sayaka Ando











Moments In Time - Bob Dylan's childhood home in Hibbing, Minnesota




A wonderful shot by lauriegiardino.com of Dylan’s childhood home at 2425 Seventh Avenue East in Hibbing, Minnesota.

You can imagine a fledgling Bobby Zimmerman in there - in front of his bedroom mirror learning to rattle off the rock n'roll, folk and blues classics of his teenage heroes!



At the time of this shot (August 26, 1987) one Angel Marolt lived there. She'd bought the house from Beatrice Zimmerman in 1967.




The house was put up for sale in 1988, one year after these pictures were taken.

thanks lauriegiardino.com





Saturday, 5 September 2009

Television Totty Cristina Del Basso - scorchio!!







Oh Momma mia!!

Who gives a f*ck she's got zero talent and owns fake plastic trees ... sorry bazookas!









Green-Eyed Stunner in the Evening






by Christophe Gilbert








Leggy Lisa at the pool













The Danger of Beer Goggles !





Damn Beer Goggles! Ruined so many nights!

Ruined my life!







Sexy Goldilocks






- Who's been eating our damn porridge?

- Sorry, that was me Mr Bear!

- S'all good baby!!












Happy Divorce Babe!













Words of Wisdom - Everett Hitch ( Viggo Mortensen)





As for the unforeseeable future - well, it was out there waiting for me.

I headed straight into the setting sun and rode west at an easy pace. It was gonna be a long ride. And there was no reason to hurry.



- Everett Hitch (played by Viggo Mortensen - the heir apparent to Johnny Depp's acting crown) who, in the final shot from the sublime Ed Harris helmed "Appaloosa", having bravely and selflessly killed murdering psychopath and town "owner" Randall Bragg, gives up everything for an unknown future somewhere out there between the badlands and the sunset!








College Hotty Hoz






Great to see those years of College edumercation rarely seem to get in the way of being a dumb ho!

Mom and Dad must be so proud!

Those things don't even look real! Maybe this bimbo's studying "Rhinoplasty 101-DD"!

She used to study "Rhinoplasty 101-A"!!









Mushi Mushi Ganguro hotty whackjob





Whoever said your average Jap chick is crazier than a chipmunk high on crack?

We said it!

We've been to the land of the rising c*ck a few times! And have the scars to prove it!

Take a gander at this typical example!

Is there some logic to this madness? Course not!

Ganguro is an alternative fashion trend of blonde or orange hair and tanned skin among young Japanese chicks that's been around for almost one - very long! - decade now!







Tennis Totty - Madrid Ball Girl






Tennis is normally duller and dumber than a ditty by Oasis!

But if there were more chicks like this Madrid Ball Girl taking care of our balls, we'd love the damn thing!








Red Bull Hotty






We hate that Red Bull piss!

But with this chick, we'd drink a gallon of the stuff! Assuming there was a crate of vodka around!







Bob Dylan - Chasing A Shadow (Soundboard, July 2009)





Bob Dylan - Chasing A Shadow (Soundboard, July 2009)


Thanks to our pal John the Baptist at www.aftoiasis.wordpress.com for the heads up on this great soundboard recording of the show by His Bobness at the the Rothbury Music Festival on July 5th, 2009. The sound quality is kick-ass! And the songs - both new and old - are, unsurprisingly, magnificent!

This set is something of a beauty to behold! But we shan't behold it ... rather, listen to it!!

Personnel:
Bob Dylan - Vocal, Keyboard, Guitar, Harp
Denny Freeman - Lead Guitar
Stu Kimball - Rhythm Guitar
Donnie Herron - Violin, Viola, Banjo, Electric Mandolin, Pedal Steel, Lap Steel
Tony Garnier - Bass
George Recile - Drums


Tracklisting

01. Introduction 
02. Leopard-Skin Pill-Box Hat 
03. Señor (Tales of Yankee Power) 
04. Tangled Up in Blues
05. Rollin' and Tumblin' 
06. Spirit on the Water 
07. High Water (for Charlie Patton) 
08. 'Til I Fell in Love with You 
09. Po' Boy 
10. Highway 61 Revisited 
11. Ballad of a Thin Man 
12. Stuck Inside of Mobile with the Memphis Blues Again 
13. Nettie Moore 
14. Thunder on the Mountain 
15. Like a Rolling Stone 
16. Jolene 
17. All Along the Watchtower 
18. Band Introduction 
19. Blowin' in the Wind 



We can't post any files but there's more info here .... jollyjoke.blogspot








Friday, 4 September 2009

Cinema Sweetheart - Maria Grazia Cucinotta & her great assets





Yap, it's Maria Grazia Cucinotta! ... Of course it is!!

Never heard of her? Neither had we, but she's some sort of Italian actress who has one signature pose, as illustrated at the Venice Film Festival at various different times and locations! She probably can't act for shit, but she's got that pose!!




It's a miracle that those enormous bazookas didn't explode through that dress! It must've been reinforced with steel!




Even kids are impressed by her assets!! And her one and only pose!



"Look at me ... I can flyyyyyy!!"














Hot Popper Rihanna gets kinky in "Extreme Couture"





Straight out of ER, Rihanna now graces the cover of Italian Vogue!




Inside, the pop star gets real kinky and poses in paraphenalia like bondage gear - including a lovely lip-shaped muzzle! - thigh high boots, stockings and suspenders! She even goes nigh topless with her nips demurely taped in sparkly tape in one shot (which we can't post!)




The so-called "Extreme Couture" shoot was snapped by some guy called Steven Klein. Seems like he had some fun!




Where the hell did Klein get the idea Rihanna was a demented pain loving masochist though?! She's always chosen the most respectful and unviolent of beaus!!




Seems like this chick's mutating into Grace Jones! Steady on, baby!!












Hitler's Reaction to the Oasis Split !





Bet ya didn't know Hitler was a HUGE Oasis fan. He thought Noel and Liam were the bees knees, but when the chav crooners and professional Beatles ripper-offers (yes, that is a word!) thankfully went their separate ways, Adolf was beside himself!

He really didn't react at all well when he learned the tickets he'd just won to an Oasis gig are now useless as the band had split up!!

The poor fuhrer! He was just getting over whacko jacko's death!














Flight of the Conchords - I Told You I Was Freaky




Let's take my body and we'll cover it with honey. Stick some money to the honey. Now I'm covered in money, honey.

One of the greatest moments from the recent series 2 - and sadly, possibly the final series - of the wonderful and hilarious Flight of the Conchords! From episode 9, the f*cking freaky "I Told You I Was Freaky"!

With lyrics like "I go outside onto the ledge and push my ass against the glass. You can act like you don't know me " and some of the craziest visuals FOTC has ever offered up, this is a classic comic scene!

Wait a minute! Goats, zebra outfits, honey, Aztec dress, squirrels, baths, berets and clothes pegs? This reminds me of that date I went on last year with that weird goth chick from down the road, who likes ... erm "experimenting"! Man, that was really one night I shouldn't have drunk a bottle of Jack Daniels!





Girl, I'm gonna take the month of August off
Just to get you off
I'm freaky
I'm gonna clear the table top
We're gonna need a mop
I'm Freaky

Let's take a photo of a goat in a boat
And then we can float in a moat and be freaky
Freak-ay

Let's take my body and we'll cover it with honey
Stick some money to the honey
Now I'm covered in money, honey

I go outside onto the ledge and push my ass against the glass
You can act like you don't know me

I'll take a cup and then I'll put it on my head
And I'll just stand there bein' freaky with a cup on my head

I told you I was freaky (I told you I was freaky, baby)
You didn't believe me (Don't look at me)
I told you I was freaky (Hey look at me)
Girl, let's get freaky

Let's make two life size cardboard cut outs of our bodies
And then pose them into sensual positions

I'll paint the wallpaper pattern onto your naked skin
Stand against the wallpaper and get up like chameleons

I flip some clips on my lips
I clip some chips to your hips
I nibble chips off your hips
And watch the moon eclipse

I'll go outside and get some leaves and pretend to be a tree
You can be a squirrel and store my nuts for me

I told you I was freaky (He told you he was freaky, baby)
You didn't believe me (Take that off)
I told you I was freaky (Put this on)
Girl, I do this shit weekly

Let's steal my roommate's pillow feathers
And make some homemade wings
Gonna fly so high with makeshift pillow wings
Girl, can you believe we're flyin' with homemade pillow wings
Ahhh

Oww Ow
Oww Ow Oww

I told you I was freaky, baby
I told you I was freaky, baby
















Television Totty - Portia De Rossi





Yeah, we know she's one who likes to partake of the munching of the carpet!!

But that shit can be cured, right?

Even Oscar Wilde - and Ronnie Reagan - had kids, for f*ck's sake!











Korean Kutie Han Chae Young













Tales from The Dumb Side - Kim Kardashian tweets naughty pictures






Hot off the press! A piece of cultural news for the ages!

Wait for it! ... Twitter MAY have a modicum of value! We emphasise the word "may"!

Yap, Kim Kardashian, famous for ... erm being a rich lazy unemployed and unemployable big assed homemade porno ho ... recently posted a pic of herself in a bikini on Twitter! And besides revealing her uber curvy figure (for the billionth time!), Kim also, very invaluably, shared some of her diet and workout habits (erm ... what f*cking diet and workouts?) ... like this crap:
“Is it weird if I sleep in my workout clothes so I can get up early at 6am and work out? It will force me to and save time!” (Yes, it's very very f*cking weird! And very f*cking unhygienic and smelly!)

“I’m baking a coffee cake right now!" (i.e. One of my army of Mexican maids is baking a coffee cake for me right now! And if she doesn't f*cking hurry up, I'll have her and her kids and her f*cking grandchildren flogged and then deported back to the State of Mexicoland ... wherever the f*ck that is!!)

"Yummy! After a long day of hard work I need just one bit!” (What f*cking hard work have you EVER experienced? Sucking c*ck in fuzzy homemade porno movies ain't work, baby!)

“I had one bite to satisfy my craving, that was it!" (Yap, we know your cravings baby. We've seen the fuzzy homemade porno movies!)

"Coffee cake was yummy. But a moment on the lips is a life time on the hips!” (which is exactly what this bimbo said after sucking c*ck in her first fuzzy homemade porno movie! And which is why she's got such giant damn hips!!)











Luscious Lauren London - Bird on The Wire




Like a bird on the wire,
Like a drunk in a midnight choir
I have tried in my way to be free.
Like a worm on a hook,
Like a knight from some old fashioned book
I have saved all my ribbons for thee.












Ryan McGinley & his "Moonmilk" series





In 2003, Ryan McGinley became the youngest artist to ever receive a solo show at the Whitney Museum of American Art.

His first book, The Kids Are Alright, made him rather famous rather fast when he was 26.

Now McGinley's come forth with his Moonmilk series.

You can view the images at Tiny Vices and look forward to an exhibition soon and a book probably to follow!







Glorious Glenn Twins





Man, for some reason I really have a hankering for a sandwich right now!










Television Totty - Curvaceous Christina Hendricks





We like em curvy! Which is why we were rather ... erm stimulated ... when redheaded curvy cutie Christina Hendricks popped up - literally! - on AMC's 1960's inspired show Mad Men as the shapely secretary Joan Holloway.

Yap, amazingly for TV, it's a woman who looks like a voluptuous and real woman rather than some bulimic waif!




Hendrick's "Man Men" character is an homage to curvaceous cuties like Marilyn Monroe, Jane Mansfield and Jane Russell who were the objects of lust for Wasp-ish and Advertising-ish men back in the 50's and the early 60's.





However this version of beauty abruptly heard its death knell when a skinny Brit model named Twiggy (Who? Think Nicole Richie after a crash diet and then getting run over by a giant f*cking steamroller!!) appeared in the late 60's.

Thin was in! Which mutated - literally - to Skinny (read bulemic / unfeminine) being in!




However, starting with curvaceous Christina Hendricks, the yummy revolution has begun! TV chicks will be real chicks again!!

Viva la voluptuous revolution!!









The art of Vania Zouravliov




The excellent Russian illustrator Vania Zouravliov, is on the verge of his first big solo exhibition in London. His agency, Big Active says the show is in November with more details to come.







Television Totty - Sumptuous Sharon Leal





You don't see many women on TV (let alone in cinema) who look like real women. They generally tend to confrom to some sort of bland bulimic "Paris Hilton after a crash diet ... and after a crash involving a steamroller" look! Whatever it is, it sure doesn't work for us!

Thankfully, there are a few exceptions, none moreso that the sumptuous Sharon Leal - the only reason to watch “Private Practice”! But what a wonderful reason!!









Tom Gaeraedts - “Eros”




Dutch artist Tom Gaeraedts uses ephemeral bits of motion and sound to transmit his vision, and in the case of his video, “Eros,” his vision is translating the perception of someone who has none. He writes, “Highly fascinated by the perception by blind people, I tried to visualize how one would see something beautiful.” What unfolds is a non-linear narrative short piece about a blind man who begins to feel and perceive beauty after he falls in love.

The music is a bit OTT so the effect is more impactful with the sound off, like visualizing how a blind person sees in the silence of deafness. Watch here. (via Phase02)











Talk Normal - "Strangeland" / "Lemonade"






Help Me! I' a stranger in a strange land. Don't push me away!



We're loving the new track "Strangeland" from duo Talk Normal (as in the the Laurie Anderson release?), a piece of Noo Yawk agit-rock and a wonderful time-machine ride back to some of the great post-punk bands and no wave noise-rock heroes like the early Sonic Youth!

A beautiful minimalist anguised scream!

The new Suicide? Maybe!!





In the sort of documentary, sort of drama, Downtown 81, about New York’s art and music scene in the early ’80s, the band DNA performs in a studio and it’s super awkward and arty, manufactured aggression, like a weird art provocation more than a band.

Just a year or two after that, Sonic Youth wrote the song “Burning Spear,” titled in tribute to the heaviness of the dub legend interpreted through a bunch of guitar racket.

Soon after that, Swans not only recorded a black hole of violent gurgle, but they called it “Raping a Slave.”

There is an evolving history of bizarreness translated into brutal, arty music and New York duo Talk Normal has kept an ear on this brand of sludgy dirge. “In a Strangeland” from their upcoming album on Rare Book Room, Sugarland, is heavy and loud. It’s completely punishing in the simplest way, like they mic’d each other in a fight with baseball bats where their bones never break so they just keep swinging.

by Matthew Schnipper

The fine track “In a Strangeland” can be sampled here thefader.com



No vid yet for "Strangeland", but here's the deadly duo from a gig last year at the Knitting Factory with the track "Lemonade".














Art of Pulp - Satan Was A Lesbian






Does this mean Satan played golf and wore comfortable shoes?!










Gangsta Gals

Art of Pulp - "Older Woman"





"..someday, someplace, some woman will make him a man!"


Who knew cougars existed before those very 'Desperate Housewives'!








"Diary of Sex-Starved Campus Hellcat" by Sandra Boise





We like the sound of a new Olympia Press e-book, called I Swallow: Diary of a Sex-Starved Campus Hellcat by Sandra Boise, a retired porn starlet, seen here with porn star Hollie Stevens!

Who says you can't judge a book by it's cover ... or title! We always do!

Anyway, here's the publicity blurb for this tantalising tome!;
All the guys at Ravenwood College know she’s easy to get into the backseat of a car or in a dorm room bed, but they also know she won’t go down and “swallow just any man.” She draws the line when it comes to oral delights. This campus hellcat is searching for more than just an education in sin, she’s on the hunt for The Right Guy whom she will submit to completely, surrender her mouth, and ingest the baby batter of love. Come hell or high water, she will find him, and she will tell him, “I swallow.”

Man, I wish there'd been chicks like that back when I was in College! Most of em there seemed to be Nuns!







Keeping at-risk kids out of jail - it's an Art





“Tough on crime” gang injunctions just funnel teens into jail. But one former gang member knows firsthand how a little care and attention can make a true difference.


Op-Ed Piece by Luis J. Rodriguez
(http://www.luisjrodriguez.com/)
Los Angeles Times
September 3, 2009


Forty years ago, I was a gang member and a tagger, an aerosol graffiti artist. No doubt this was vandalism -- my canvases were the walls of businesses, homes, schools, any public place.

I was just the sort of kid City Atty. Carmen Trutanich is targeting with his proposed civil injunction against taggers, a court order that would allow taggers to be arrested for merely hanging out together, an act that for most of us would be legal.

Now I am a homeowner, co-founder of a thriving cultural center and bookstore, a writer/poet with 14 published books and a gang intervention expert. I am a father, grandfather and law-abiding citizen. I invite you to listen to my story and judge whether the city attorney's injunction is right for Los Angeles.

At age 16, in 1970, I was a high school dropout and drug user. I had met a youth worker at the community center that served my East L.A.-area neighborhood. He saw something in me I couldn't see: an artist, a leader, a contributing member of the community. He offered me a deal -- if I returned to school, he'd help me get training and work as a muralist.

Who knows why I finally agreed -- for two years, I had told this guy to drop dead. But he never gave up on me. I learned mural painting at the old Goez Art Gallery on 1st Street. I had a mentor in Alicia Venegas. The youth worker persuaded the principal of the high school to let me come back, even though I had been kicked out for fighting when I was 15. I graduated. Then, from 1972 to 1973, I painted murals at the youth center, a local library branch and several businesses, the latter with 13 other gang members.

And yes, I was still in the gang, but now I had something more; I had found footing on new ground where seeds of change could take root. It wasn't easy. Between ages 15 and 18, I was arrested for rioting and attempted murder. I reached a crossroads at 18, when I faced a six-year prison sentence for resisting arrest and assaulting police officers.

The gang called to me, as did the heroin in my veins, but so did a radical healing path. I began heroin withdrawal in jail. I would go on to remove myself at great risk from gang warfare. But first I had to face the judgment of the court.

Fortunately for me, I lived in a different time than today. A plea deal was in front of the judge. He received letters of support from my community. He got reports about how I had finally obtained my high school diploma and about the murals I had painted. I had one foot in "the life" and another in transcendent possibilities. This judge somehow knew I could be pushed in one direction or another. He chose to keep me out of the state prison system, to allow me to walk out a free man with time served for a lesser offense.

He didn't just give me a second chance -- more like a fourth or fifth chance.

The onus, however, was on me to stay out. I made a personal vow -- I would not return to jail for any criminal act. That was 1973. I've kept that vow.

My story probably couldn't happen today. Injunctions and other "tough on crime" laws would force the system and the judge to put me away, maybe to this day.

At the same time, since 1973, the poorest L.A. communities have seen cuts in funding and resources for community centers, arts education, sports programs and cultural spaces. There are miles and miles of Los Angeles territory where you will not find a community bookstore, art gallery or decent recreation center. East L.A.'s murals are being destroyed, or they're left to fade in the sun.

The one option that keeps getting funding, however, is the worst one: In 1973, there were 15 prisons housing about 15,000 inmates in California. Today, there are 33 prisons with close to 153,000 prisoners. Los Angeles now has more than 40 different kinds of court-ordered gang injunctions -- about wearing certain clothes, being in certain parks. Do we really need one more way to incarcerate youngsters for doing something that for the rest of us isn't even a crime? We have so many ways to send young people to prison, and very few to keep them out. And we still have a terrible gang problem.

Like most Angelenos, I don't want any more vandalism, violence or drug wars. But I know this: In hard times, we need more imagination, more healing, more innovation, more grace. Another injunction is simply the wrong way to go.

At Tia Chucha's Centro Cultural & Bookstore in Sylmar, which I created with my wife, Trini, and others, we're bringing arts education and expression back to our neighborhoods because we know it can keep young people out of trouble. We've helped pay for two dozen former taggers to paint a mural of jungle animals in front of an elementary school. We've started programs in painting, Aztec dance, writing, theater and music for all ages. We host music, poetry and dance performances, and we bring in two to three schools a month, with the goal of putting a book in the hands of as many young people as possible.

All the research tells us that getting troubled kids involved in the arts is far less expensive and has longer-lasting positive results than punishing the art out of them. "Tough on crime" doesn't impress me -- I know it's tougher to care. Even LAPD Police Chief William Bratton has said we can't arrest our way out of this crisis.

Somebody cared for me about 40 years ago. Somebody stepped into my life with skills, knowledge, humanity and lots of prayers. It worked.

City Atty. Trutanich, you don't have to take my word for this. It shouldn't be hard to find out how a helping hand instead of another injunction can work for thousands of young people who can also transform their lives, given the proper framework and mentoring many of us are willing to provide.

Let's work together to keep young people out of prison instead of pushing more and more of them behind bars. Community regeneration can be a reality for all our neighborhoods -- not through injunctions, but injections of hope.

Luis J. Rodriguez is the author of "Always Running, La Vida Loca: Gang Days in L.A." and is working with other artists and arts advocates to establish a comprehensive arts policy for Los Angeles.

http://www.luisjrodriguez.com/
http://www.tiachucha.com/











Korean Kutie Park Hyun Sun all sunny in yellow












Blonde Stunner and she's all yellow





I wrote a song for you
And all the things you do
And it was called yellow

......yawwnn

And this song is so dumb
I bit my thumb
And now it's numb
And it's all yellow

I need to find my mum
She's always mellow
And show her my thumb
Cos it's all yellow


This hotty's such a fan of the muzak of Coldplay and especially their dumb ditty "Yellow" that she only attires herself in yellow garments, designed to show her massive ... erm assets!

Well, she's blonde and probably thinks the song has a modicum of quality and intelligence!









Moments In Time - Bob Dylan and Joan Baez grace the cover of Rolling Stone in January 1976






Robert and alleged paramour JB in an advertisement for PETA during the famous "Rolling Thunder Revue" tour!

This great shot graced the cover of Rolling Stone # 204, January 1976.









Mushi Mushi Airi Murakami as zebra














Words of Wisdom - Raymond Carver





"There isn't enough of anything as long as we live. But at intervals, a sweetness appears and, given a chance, prevails. "












King Ratzinger & Cronies by Michael Kutsche

Samantha-Doll wall

Rare Bob Dylan - I Don't Believe You (Los Angeles 1965)





The legend known as Bob live at the Hollywood Bowl, Los Angeles, CA on September 3, 1965.

From the wonderful bootleg "We had known a Lion" about which bobsboots.com writes:
The newly surfaced Hollywood Bowl tape is every bit as fascinating as had been rumored. The acoustic set is breath-taking perfection. The electric set doesn't 'roar' quite as loud as it will in the year to follow, but that's what makes it so wonderful. It shows an artist testing the waters for the onslaught to come. This show is both historic, and wonderful listening.





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Monica Lewinsky Fans











Stunning European Blonde Danielle

Neil Young Announces 'Dreamin' Man' Live LP Due in November



by Andy Greene
rollingstone.com

Three months after the quiet release of Archives Volume One Neil Young has announced his next archival release: Dreamin’ Man, a complete live performance of Harvest Moon drawn from various solo acoustic gigs in 1992. The disc is labeled Neil Young Archive Performance Series #12 and is due in stores November 2nd. Before the release of the first box set Young released three late 1960s/early 1970s concert discs that later appeared in the package. It’s unclear why he’s jumping forward to number twelve for the next release. Might box set three or four be the next set slated for release? Young never explicitly said the box sets would come out in sequential order, though that would be an odd move – even for him.

Besides Dreamin’ Man, Young’s schedule is pretty open. On September 12th he’s playing a benefit concert for the Sarah McLachlan foundation in Vancouver with Sheryl Crow and McLachlan. Two days later Neil Young Trunk Show - a Jonathan Demme directed documentary of a 2007 Philadelphia concert – premiers at the Toronto Film Festival. In October he’s performing at the annual Farm Aid and Bridge School Benefit concerts, but beyond that his plans are unknown. He hasn’t played a single gig with Crazy Horse since March of 2004 – the longest break he’s ever had from the garage band since they teamed up in 1968. Crazy Horse drummer Ralph Molina’s unexplained departure midway through Young’s 2008 tour may not bode well for future projects, but hopefully Neil’s going to let the horse out of the barn again soon. The world needs it.









Keanu Reeves to take DNA test



This is an easy one to prove. No DNA test needed. Sala just needs to roll out the kids and show that they're quite dim and are really bad actors!






Keanu Reeves has agreed to take a DNA test after a woman claimed he's the father of her four grown-up children.

Karen Sala, who is seeking millions in spousal and child support from the Speed star, filed suit against Reeves in May, seeking a paternity test to prove he fathered her offspring, who are all now in their mid-20s.

The Matrix actor denied he'd had a relationship with the 46 year old, and was seeking a court dismissal over the claims.

But he has now finally given in to her demands to officially verify whether he is the father by undergoing a DNA test during the next few weeks, according to TMZ.com.












Thursday, 3 September 2009

Moments In Time - Pablo Picasso poses with new Painting






Well some people try to pick up girls
And get called assholes
This never happened to Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare and
So Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole












The Ecstacy And The Ecstacy










TV Blocking Hotty













Police to review Stones guitarist Brian Jones' death





Who said cops aren't on the ball!

They're gonna solve the mystery surrounding the watery death of Brian Jones.

Only 40 years too late!




Police to review Stones guitarist Brian Jones' death

AP ... 1 Sept 2009


Forty years after the body of Rolling Stones guitarist Brian Jones was found floating in his swimming pool following a binge of drugs and drinking, police said Monday they are reviewing the case in light of new evidence turned over by a journalist.

Jones' 1969 drowning was ruled an accident, though friends and fans have long insisted the 27-year-old rock star was murdered, and reports have swirled of a deathbed confession by a building contractor.

Sussex police in southeast England said they will examine the new documents and have not yet decided whether to officially reopen the case.

"It's too early to comment at this time as to what the outcome might be," the Sussex duty inspector said, reading a statement over the telephone.

Police did not give further details or name the journalist. The Mail on Sunday identified him as Scott Jones — a free-lancer who is not related to the musician — and said he had handed over 600 documents to police.

Brian Jones was a founding member of the Rolling Stones and reportedly came up with the band's name, taking it from a song title on a Muddy Waters album cover.

"In the beginning, Brian Jones was the real catalyst for the Rolling Stones, the smart, handsome, multi-instrumentalist leader who loved the blues and galvanized the band," Jasen Emmons, the director of curatorial affairs at Seattle's Experience Music Project, said in an e-mail.

But his role started to shrink as the band branched out from blues covers, "and his legendary substance abuse made him less reliable and desirable, although it didn't hurt the Stones' reputation as one of rock n' roll's most dangerous bands."

Jones stood out even among his bandmates for his flashy clothes and prodigious appetite for drugs. But he was quickly eclipsed by swaggering lead singer Mick Jagger and guitarist Keith Richards, whose songwriting propelled the band's popularity.

Increasingly marginalized and drawn to drugs and alcohol, Jones was convicted twice on narcotics charges, avoiding jail by promising to quit his habit.

He left the band a month before his July 2, 1969, death and was replaced by Mick Taylor.

Two 1994 books have claimed that Jones was murdered by a London building contractor hired to help renovate Jones' 11-acre Sussex estate. "Paint it Black: The Murder of Brian Jones," by Geoffrey Giuliano and "Who Killed Christopher Robin?" by Terry Rawlings, said the builder, Frank Thorogood, confessed on his deathbed in November 1993 to killing Jones.

"It was me that did Brian. I just finally snapped," Thorogood was quoted as telling Stones road manager, Tom Keylock, in Rawlings' book. Keylock died in July.

It was not clear why British police did not reopen an investigation after those books were published.

Journalist Scott Jones interviewed the woman who discovered the guitarist's body, Janet Lawson, shortly before she died last year.

In the interview, published in The Mail on Sunday last November, Lawson said that Keylock, who was her boyfriend at the time, was worried about tensions between Jones and Thorogood.

The night Jones died, official reports said there were three guests at his home — Lawson, Thorogood and Jones' girlfriend Anna Wohlin. All three gave statements to police saying Jones had been drinking that evening.

However, Lawson told Scott Jones that police had pressured her and "were trying to put words into my mouth," the newspaper report said.

It quoted Lawson as saying that the evening Jones died, the group had eaten in the early evening, and Jones and Thorogood began fooling around in the swimming pool. A short while later Jones, who was by then in the pool alone, asked her to find his asthma inhaler.

"I went to look for it by the pool, in the music room, the reception room and then the kitchen," she said, when suddenly an agitated Thorogood appeared.

"Frank came in in a lather. His hands were shaking. He was in a terrible state. I thought the worst almost straight away and went to the pool to check. When I saw Brian on the bottom of the pool and was calling for help, Frank initially did nothing."

She said her original police statement did not mention any tensions between Jones and Thorogood, or the fact that Thorogood initally ignored her cries for help because she was "tired, confused and nervous."

Scott Jones also spoke to Bob Marshall, the chief investigating officer in the case. Marshall, who retired in 1974, said he still believed Jones' death was "a tragic accident, a simple drowning."

The title of Rawlings' book, " Who Killed Christopher Robin?," is a reference to Jones' estate, which was formerly the home of the late A.A. Milne, author of "Winnie the Pooh," which features the character Christopher Robin.

The Rolling Stones are one of the most influential and biggest-selling rock bands in the world, with album sales estimated at more than 200 million copies. The band's long list of classic hits include "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction," "Street Fighting Man" and "You Can't Always Get What You Want."

The band, now made up of Jagger, Richards, Ronnie Wood — who replaced Taylor in 1975 — and drummer Charlie Watts, topped Forbes' list of wealthiest musical performers in 2007, earning some $88 million between June 2006 and June 2007, mostly from their "Bigger Bang Tour." E-mails and phone calls to the groups' publicists and record labels were unanswered Monday.

Meanwhile, Jones' early death continues to feed his reputation long after he is gone.

"It's that mystery surrounding his death combined with the public's fondness for conspiracy theory that keeps Jones' death front and center," Richard Aquila, a professor at Penn State, Erie, who studies social and cultural history, said in an e-mail. "After all, he was a founding member of one of rock's all-time greatest bands — another example of a fallen rock star gone but not forgotten."









Mushi Mushi Mizuho Tada

Warrior Princess by Michael Kutsche

Cinema Sweetheart - Emmanuelle Chriqui

Mushi Mushi Natsuki Takahasi













Words of Wisdom - Leonard Cohen





"I am an old scholar, better-looking now than when I was young. That's what sitting on your ass does to your face. "















Cinema Sweetheart - Gybzy






Top Thai totty Vanida Temthanaporn - better known as “Gybzy” - of girly group Girly Berry, who look infinitely better than their muzak sounds!

Gybzy's moved into the acting arena and is doing a pretty good job at it, if the rather good 2009 Thai ghost film Nang Mai ("Nymph"), by the excellent Thai director Pen-ek Ratanaruang, is anything to go by.









Bountiful Buffie the Body





Buffie the Body in a shoot for King Magazine.

Sometimes the phrase "she shoo got back" is woefully inept!








Words of Wisdom - Grandpa Simpson





"I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah."












Temptation Totty Tina

Sumptuous Samantha Doll on the Shore





The Queen of Oz hotties, Sumptuous Samantha Doll with a recent shoot on the Gold Coast, by LMK photography.

More Sammy here; http://www.samanthadoll.com.au/









Wednesday, 2 September 2009

Rag Doll Doll




by Ichnaea at deviantart.com





Television Totty - Lynda Carter












Here we are now












Cinema Sweetheart - Jessica Alba












Wife's fury over Spector's jail move


Awwww! you gotta feel sorry for this murdering whackjob!

What the hell's Valley Fever anyway? Is that where some Paris Hilton wannabe bimbos break into your place and have their wicked way with you til you build up such a fever that you die?

Yap ... we've check the medical dictionary and that's exactly what Valley Fever is!



Wife's fury over Spector's jail ...

Fallen music legend Phil Spector is set to move to a less secure prison - but fears he will catch Valley Fever and die there.


The pioneering producer has been held at California's maximum security Corcoran Prison since June after he was convicted of murdering nightclub hostess Lana Clarkson in April.

Now officials plan to transfer the ailing musician to the "minimum-medium" security Pleasant Valley jail in Coalinga, California - but he fears he is being sent there to die.

The facility is in an area prone to Valley Fever - a soil fungus that releases potentially deadly spores into the air - and 16 inmates have died from the disease in the last four years.

Spector's wife Rachelle tells New York Post gossip column PageSix, "They are sending Phil there to die. He is scared to death. When I saw him on Saturday, he was shaking... He's 70 years old and 130 pounds... We are trying to appeal over this, but he's been told he has no time. He's already been given his bus pass out of Corcoran."









Danny Murphy - Wenger out of line


Who knew Danny Murphy had a brain?!





Wenger out of line

by Danny Murphy
uk.eurosport.yahoo.com

I think Arsene Wenger's comments about Manchester United playing 'anti-football' are a bit much really.

United are certainly one of the teams that go out and try to play football. They are competitive and there will always be a few contentious issues as players fight for the ball.

They went out to win the game on Saturday and that it is how they play the majority of the time.

Of course they tried to stop Arsenal playing, because if you let them pass the ball around they can crucify you, but I think by and large United stayed within the laws of the game.

Wenger's comment stemmed from the fact that Arsenal performed well but lost. Perhaps he should concentrate more on the positives, as his side played good football and created chances. On another day they might have won.

Regarding his claim that players committing fouls is a bigger problem than diving, I disagree.

Fouls need to be clamped down on but players who dive are setting out to deceive referees, and that sets a terrible example.

Football is a physical sport and there will always be players who concede fouls, but most of those come from an honest attempt to win the ball, so it is different to players diving.

Having said that, it would be harsh to single out Eduardo for a ban because diving is far too widespread to isolate one player for punishment. I think that is crazy.

Everything needs to be set out at the beginning of the season and applied consistently, then everybody knows exactly what the consequences are.

There should be a panel of experts to look at games, identify who is diving and punish them. If players know that they can be punished after the game even if they get away with it on the pitch they would hopefully learn not to do it.

It is something that should have been nipped in the bud a long time ago.

Some people say Arsenal lack physical presence but I disagree; players like Abou Diaby can mix it with the best.

They are tough, quick and athletic, and have a strong back four. If they perform for the rest of the season like they did at Old Trafford, they will be in contention for trophies.

We played Chelsea recently and they are a tremendous side in terms of their physical ability, especially from set plays.

I don't think there is any specific way to play against teams like that; you just have to play to your strengths and prepare the best you can.

The only team I can remember playing against that were on a part with their physicality was the Arsenal team of Patrick Vieira, Thierry Henry and Tony Adams.

When you combine their pace, power and strength with the fact that they were also excellent footballers, it is quite a challenge to play against. That Arsenal side was undoubtedly one of the best I have faced in my career.








Hot Popper - Katy Perry











Cinema Sweetheart - Jaime Murray















Redneck Love












"Lean on Me" babe











Meanwhile back at Milk Mansions





Oh momma!

There are least four things of note here!

The answer to the hunger crisis in Africa is right here!







Cigar Aficianado Monica Lewinsky






Before the shot, Monica asked the photographer numerous times;
"Are you really sure these things are meant to go in your mouth? I've never put a cigar there before!"








Moments In Time - Hugh Grant spends treasured moments with Divine Brown






Don't they make a lovely couple!







Cinema Sweetheart - Liz Hurley







Holy Yorkshire Pudding!!

Back when Brit chick Lizzie was Hot. But couldn't act.

Lizzie still can't act!






Mushi Mushi Ruru Anoa













The Other Women: Political Hos from around the world




Nanbritton

Nan Britton

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Lucy Mercer



Bessie Wallis Warfield (Spencer)



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Kay Summersby


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Judith Campbell Exner


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Marilyn Monroe


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Fanne Foxe
(ANNABELLE BATTISTELLA: Better known as “Fanne Foxe, The Argentine Firecracker” Her politician was not married)



Donna Rice

Donna Rice


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Gennifer Flowers

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Paula Jones

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Monica Lewinsky


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Callista Bisek


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Rielle Hunter

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Ashley Rae Maika DiPietro
(better known as Ashley Alexandra Dupré or Kristen!)


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Cindy Hampton


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Maria Belen Chapur



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Anderson Cooper










Rowdy Chick!






This Japanese chick's sure gonna kick some ass tonight!






Mushi Mushi Asami Tada at the mirror













Last Tango in Buenos Aires




Hector Fernandez and Eliana de Batrolis, representing Argentina, dance tango (allegedly!) during the semi finals of the 7th Tango Dance World Championship in Buenos Aires on Friday Aug. 28, 2009.

"Dancing tango" is definitely a euphemism. We don't even believe there is such a thing as a tango!

Apparently, Clinton told the missus he was just "Dancing tango" with that Lewinsky bint and a cigar back in 96!






Our Kind of Chick !




This Brit chick Callie Rogers won £1.9 million in the U.K.'s National Lottery.

Wow! That's surely going to set her up for the rest of her life (maybe even 3 or 4 lives, if she was a Buddhist!)?

Nah ... not a bit of it!!

Now, just 6 years on, Callie has just £20,000 left!

She spent almost 2 million quid on stuff like cocaine! The rest of it she just wasted!!

It sure must've been fun while it lasted! She'll definitely have some treasured memories when the final 20K runs out this year and she has to become a streetwalker to make ends meet!

From AP:
In this July 1, 2003 file photo, Callie Rogers from Cockermouth in Cumbria is seen after she won £1.9 million in the U.K.'s National Lottery. Callie Rogers, now 22, told the News of the World that she has just £20,000 left of the jackpot she won six years ago. Most of the £250,000 she had wasted on cocaine - 'a nasty evil drug' - had been for an ex who was addicted to it, she said.








Mushi Mushi Asami Tada and those legs








Tuning In The Shine - Jonathan Richman's Roadrunner




I'm in love with Massachusetts. And the neon when it's cold outside. And the highway when it's late at night. Got the radio on. I'm like the roadrunner.



Below is a great live version of the seminal Roadrunner - a real landmark on the road to Punk/Post-Punk heaven!

By the way, why the fuck are there no good songs about radio anymore?!

"Roadrunner" was written by Jonathan Richman and recorded in various versions by Richman and his band, in most cases credited as The Modern Lovers. The first released version was the 1972 single from a recording session earlier that year in LA with the great John Cale at the production helm. It would also appear on the seminal eponymous debut album by Jonathan Richman & The Modern Lovers released in 1976. A few other versions were recorded in the intervening time period.

Critic Greil Marcus described it as "the most obvious song in the world, and the strangest"!

The song is very influenced by Richman heroes The Velvet Underground, and most specifically by their great “Sister Ray”, using similar chords and the same persistent style of rhythm.

Starting with a proto-punk "one - two - three - four - five - six!" countoff, Richman’s unique lyrical style is clearly evidenced here in a plaintiff yet evocative paean to the radio, to the freedom of the road, to the suburbs, to hometown Boston!

Specifically it's a very poetic love song to the freedom provided by a suburban ringroad in Massachusetts, Route 128! In this youthful optimistic version of the world, along Jonathan's mighty biblical-type trek along Route 128 - on which he's speeding " like the roadrunner" - places of ostensibly little note like Stop 'n' Shop, "The factories and the auto signs" and even the turnpike take on huge romantic significance! Like Kerouac's "On The Road", this song documents a place and time of escape, a refuge from the real darkness of the existential loneliness he feels ... "I'm in love with the radio on, It helps me from being alone late at night."

The open road, the cloak of night and great music is his salvation ... "I don't feel so bad now in the car. Don't feel so alone, got the radio on." He's speeding along that road, getting faster and faster "Going faster miles an hour" and further and further away from the pain of mundane reality.

Jonathan wrote the song in 1970 and soon after began performing it in public, aged 19. Former bandmate John Felice recalled that as teenagers he and Richman;

"used to get in the car and just drive up and down Route 128 and the Turnpike. We'd come up over a hill and he’d see the radio towers, the beacons flashing, and he would get almost teary-eyed. He'd see all this beauty in things where other people just wouldn’t see it."

Hugely influential, a version of "Roadrunner" was later recorded by the Sex Pistols (released in 1979 on The Great Rock 'n' Roll Swindle LP). It was also recorded by Joan Jett on a 1986 single, while other versions have been recorded by The Feelies, Greg Kihn, Yo La Tengo, The Jazz Butcher and Gary Valentine.

Rolling Stone ranked "Roadrunner" at number 269 on their list of the 500 Greatest Songs of All Time. Shouldn't it really be much higher than that though?









One two three for five six!

Roadrunner, roadrunner
Going faster miles an hour
Gonna drive past the Stop 'n' Shop
With the radio on
I'm in love with Massachusetts
And the neon when it's cold outside
And the highway when it's late at night
Got the radio on
I'm like the roadrunner

Alright
I'm in love with modern moonlight
128 when it's dark outside
I'm in love with Massachusetts
I'm in love with the radio on
It helps me from being alone late at night
It helps me from being lonely late at night
I don't feel so bad now in the car
Don't feel so alone, got the radio on
Like the roadrunner
That's right

Said welcome to the spirit of 1956
Patient in the bushes next to '57
The highway is your girlfriend as you go by quick
Suburban trees, suburban speed
And it smells like heaven
And I say roadrunner once
Roadrunner twice
I'm in love with rock & roll and I'll be out all night
Roadrunner
That's right

Well now
Roadrunner, roadrunner
Going faster miles an hour
Gonna drive to the Stop 'n' Shop
With the radio on at night
And me in love with modern moonlight
Me in love with modern rock & roll
Modern girls and modern rock & roll
Don't feel so alone, got the radio on
Like the roadrunner
O.K., now you sing Modern Lovers

(Radio On!)
I got the AM
(Radio On!)
Got the car, got the AM
(Radio On!)
Got the AM sound, got the
(Radio On!)
Got the rockin' modern neon sound
(Radio On!)
I got the car from Massachusetts, got the
(Radio On!)
I got the power of Massachusetts when it's late at night
(Radio On!)
I got the modern sounds of modern Massachusetts
I've got the world, got the turnpike, got the
I've got the, got the power of the AM
Got the, late at night, rock & roll late at night
The factories and the auto signs got the power of modern sounds
Alright







Jonathan Richman- Roadrunner (Live)

Recorded at Joey Ramone's Birthday Party at NYC's Coney Island High in May,1998.

A rare live performance of Roadrunner by Jonathan Richman and original Modern Lovers bassist, Ernie Brooks.


















Hump Day Hump











Stunning Asian Model












Pageant Pretty Parvathi Omanakuttan loves Mickey






Delicious Miss World 2008 First Runner-Up Parvathi Omanakuttan!

She likes the dreadful Disneyland too much for our liking though!










Punk Hero - Jonathan Richman




I have seen old Israel's arid plain. It's magnificent, but so is Maine. Dum-de-dum-de-dum-dum-da-dum-day.


A very nice piece on punk-pop hero Jonathan Richman below from thenewdisease.blogspot - which captures the essence of the great man's music.

We've also got the great and hilarious paean to the exciting hub of the universe, New England, called ... erm "New England" !!


Superhero Appreciation - Jonathan Richman

from thenewdisease.blogspot


Jonathan is one of my heroes. From the first second of the first Modern Lovers' song that I heard, I was in love, in awe, a devotee for life. Jonathan gave me a way of understanding the world, an ethical pathway, that helped me negotiate the horrors of high school while retaining my sanity. "Girlfriend" and "I'm Straight" and every damn song he sang was like church music to me. He taught me it was okay to be a romantic in an unromantic world, a man with a soft heart in a world that valued hardness, a guy who really does like to have a girl or a woman as a friend. Because of all this, and for literal decades of pleasure from his music, Jonathan is one of my superheroes this week.

This is a cool boot, too. I think it's two distinct sets from the same evening. A couple songs get repeated in set two, but that don't matter. Jonathan doesn't bore. My wife and I saw him at the long-gone O'Cayz Corral, back in '89 or '90, and by the last song of the night, the only thing you could hear in that jam-packed bar was his perfect voice and guitar. Not a mutter from the crowd, not a glass tinkling. The song was "Girlfriend" and it was perfect - hundreds of people holding their collective breath to catch every syllable - until the drunk next to me started yelling along to the chorus. I nearly killed a man, that night. But Jonathan wouldn't have liked that.

And, for a hero, buy shit!

from thenewdisease.blogspot.com



Jonathan Richman - New England
Live on BBC's "Top of The Pops" show








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Cinema Sweetheart - Salma Hayek












Hot Poppers - Sugababes












Comedy Moment of the Week - Arsene Wenger becomes Basil Fawlty!



Ref - "You're outta here Wenger for breaching rule 666 and acting human!"
Linesman - "Yeah! ... what my boyfriend said!"
Wenger - "What the f*ck is wrong with you morons?"


A real double-whammy moment this week. Surely the comedic sporting moment of the year!

The highlight of Saturday's piss poor Premiership match between the mighty reds and Arsenal was the supremely comical moment when Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger, thinking his team had scored in the 96th minute to draw level, does an ecstatic victory dance, only to squirm in total agony in a Basil Fawlty pose as the goal is disallowed!



Arsene is hassled by the linesman before being sent off


Basil, sorry Arsene, then proceeds to kick a bottle of water into the stratosphere! Whereupon he gets hassled by some asshole linesman and is sent off by the moronic referee Mike Dean who dispatches him to the stands!

So Arsene Fawlty shuffles his gangly frame amongst the crowd and stands up a few rows back like some sort of lanky God with arms outstretched in Jesus Christ pose, as the Man Utd fans all around noisily harangue and abuse him!!

Hilarious! You couldn't make this shit up!



Basil Fawlty meets Laurel & Hardy


We love the surreal - and really cool - way Arsene handled the madness! Is this the same rigid humourless robot who's been annoying us for a decade? Has he been taken over by aliens or something?!



Arsene marches into the stands


And if that wasn't magnificent enough, better still was the analysis of the incident on BBC's Match Of The Day where the normally irritating Gordon Strachan mutates into a stand-up comic and does a wonderful improvised routine over footage of the fiasco!




"I am the Jesus of Old Trafford! Bow before me, scum!"



Seems Gordy has better prospects as a comedian than he does as a football manager! BBC are getting a Strachan sitcom show together for next season!

We hear Wenger has been signed up for a remake of Fawlty Towers called Faulty Footy Powers!




Arsene meets Mike Dean for dinner after the match!






Arsene Wenger becomes Basil Fawlty - a clip from his forthcoming movie "For a Few Minutes More"!




tx TallPiler




Gordon Strachan - Greatest Comedian in Britland!










Moments In Time - The Poet Laureate Alfred, Lord Tennyson (1857)




Photograph by Mr. Charles L. Dodgson (better known as Lewis Carroll)


Till all the hundred summers pass,
The beams, that thro' the Oriel shine,
Make prisms in every carven glass,
And beaker brimm'd with noble wine.
Each baron at the banquet sleeps,
Grave faces gather'd in a ring.
His state the king reposing keeps.
He must have been a jovial king.


(from "The Day-Dream" by Alfred, Lord Tennyson
first published 1842)











Tuesday, 1 September 2009

Milk Dripping Babe




Mushi Mushi Badminton Babe Asami Tada





Badminton's no longer one of the dumbest sports ever!

We love Badminton now!







Cinema Sweetheart - Dita Von Teese and a giant dead rabbit






The new PETA poster!





Top Thai Totty Poo-Priya Suandokmai,


















Shower Scene






Jonathan Richman and the Modern Lovers – Pablo Picasso



Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole ... Not in New York.


A real step on the road to Punk & Post-Punk heaven!

Classic punk pop in the form of "Pablo Picasso" - who, as legend has it, was only 5'3" but girls could not resist his stare - knocked out by Boston boy and proto-punk Jonathan Richman along with the original version of the Modern Lovers (who were then Jerry Harrison, Ernie Brooks and David Robinson), as produced by John Cale (aka God!) during sessions held in LA in 1972.

The band actually held two demo sessions in LA in 72; the first was produced by the Velvet Underground's John Cale for Warner Brothers, while the second was produced by Alan Mason and Robert Appere for A&M.




This song, along with other classics from the Cale session and the second session appeared on the seminal and hugely influential debut Richman LP "
The Modern Lovers some four years later in 1976 - after the original version of the band no longer existed!

The Modern Lovers was rightly given an enthusiastic critical reception in 76, with critic Ira Robbins hailing it as "one of the truly great art rock albums of all time". We couldn't agree more!

"Pablo Picasso" is a great illustration of the totally left-field, post-modern, clever, comedic - yet barbed - Velvets influenced, proto-punk style created by Richman.

The album recording of "Pablo Picasso"featured Richman (lead guitar, vocals), Ernie Brooks (second guitar), Jerry Harrison (bass) and David Robinson (drums), with John Cale playing the repetitive hammered piano part.

For such an idiosyncratic song - and a song that's nigh "uncoverable" (if that's a real word!) - "Pablo Picasso" has surprisingly been covered by numerous artists, including John Cale (see vid below), David Bowie (see vid below) and by Iggy Pop in live shows (see vid below) !

Mostly very badly! Well, aside from Cale's version and to a lesser extent Iggy's!

Some recorded covers include:
* 1975 John Cale, on his album Helen of Troy
* 1984 Burning Sensations on the Repo Man soundtrack
* 1991 Phranc's version of the song substitutes Gertrude Stein as the central character; it appears on her album Positively Phranc
* 2001 Arms of Kismet, on the album If I Were a Richman: a Tribute to the Music of Jonathan Richman
* 2003 David Bowie, on his album Reality; a live version recorded at Riverside Studios, Hammersmith, London on 8 September 2003 was released on the 'Tour Edition' of Reality
* 2007 John Cale, on his live album Circus Live
* 2007 Blue Peter, on their album Burning Bridges, recorded live in 1980










Well some people try to pick up girls
And get called assholes
This never happened to Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare and
So Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole

Well the girls would turn the color
Of the avacado when he would drive
Down their street in his El Dorado
He could walk down you street
And girls could not resist his stare
Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole
Not like you
Alright

Well he was only 5'3"
But girls could not resist his stare
Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole
Not in New York

Oh well be not schmuck, be not abnoxious,
Be not bellbottom bummer or asshole
Remember the story of Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare
Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole
Alright this is it

Some people try to pick up girls
And they get called an asshole
This never happened to Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare and so
Pablo Picasso was never called...












Jonathan Richman & The Modern Lovers - Pablo Picasso - 1972


The original version of the classic "Pablo Picasso" - who, as legend has it, was never called an "asshole"! Well, not in New York, at least! - knocked out by Jonathan Richman, Jerry Harrison, Ernie Brooks and David Robinson, as produced by John Cale in 72 and which appeared on their seminal debut LP "The Modern Lovers some four years later.




tx deathbredon925






Jonathan Richman - Pablo Picasso - live in Hamburg 2007

Jonny does a little dance routine (supported by Tommy Larkins' steady beat) which segues into a quite different acoustic version of the classic "Pablo Picasso" who, as legend has it, loved to drive down the street in his El Dorado!

Who knew Jonny could play guitar so well!

Filmed in Hamburg back in October 2007.




tx Peltolater




John Cale - live cover of "Pablo Picasso" (1984)

"Here Comes The Painter!"


"Here Comes The Painter!" indeed!!

As an encore to a gig, John Cale (the greatest thing to come out of Wales since .... erm .... ever!!) - still wild back in '84 - blasts out a great 'interpretative' cover of the classic "Pablo Picasso", having produced and performed on the original version back in '72.

Strangely, Johnny here segues into a snippet of The Doors "Love Me Two Times"! (Why? ... Don't fucking ask us!
) before suddenly fucking off from the stage!

Man, check out that audience! I've never seen so many Groucho Marx moustaches in one place! (well, not since the Groucho Marx convention I attended last Winter!)

They've gotta be scousers!! John's tour bus was surely robbed soon after!




tx ForARide







David Bowie - a cover of "Pablo Picasso" from the album "Reality"

For a moment we weren't sure whether this one is really good or really bad!

Now we know it's very much the latter!







The Igster does Pablo!











Cinema Sweetheart - Anna Friel is Little Red Riding Hood






Little known fact - the fairy tale Little Red Riding Hood was based upon UK hotty Anna Friel.








Moments InTime - Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band on stage













Desert Honey




by Christopher Gilbert









Azerbaijan Weddings are where it's at!


For Americans, Azerbaijan is a country in the Caucasus region of what was formerly USSR.




I really hate weddings ... but in Azerbaijan, weddings seem to be crazy parties! Check the kinky garb on the chicks!



Looks like that gene pool there though badly needs to be expanded!





















Korean Kutie Im Ji Hye





Korean Race Queen Im Ji Hye (임지혜), well known for her wondrous ...erm assets!!









Cinema Sweetheart - Bollywood Babe Neha Kapur






Holy mother of Ganesh!!




Spicccyyyyyy!!!























Moments In Time - The Moptops hit the States












Pussycat in the hat














Cinema Sweetheart - Monica Bellucci














Cover Art - The Amazing Nina Simone












Mushi Mushi Mai Inuzuka on the wall











Moments In Time - John Lennon reads about Brian Jones (1969)











Chav Apocalypse Now - Oasis Split !!





Sob! Sob! Sob!! We're still getting over this terrible - nay devastating - news!

Chav Apocalypse Now, if ever there was one!

Oh the Horror! .... The Horror!!

It's like hearing that Whacko Jacko and Adam Sandler and Steven Gerard and Kermit the Frog kicked the bucket on the same day!

It throws up so many concerns!

Who can possibly fill the vast vacuum these vacuous chavs filled?

How will abysmal chavs everywhere cope with the abyss?

Can the other king of moronic chav muzak, Robbie Williams, now step up to the plate, and if he cannot write any of those dumb ditties he tries to sing, can he at least learn to write his own name?!

Sob! Sob! Sob! Who's now going to knock out truckloads of really bad Beatles rip-offs?

It's the end of the world as we know it ...

(.... but I feel fine!)




Why Oasis split

www.newsoftheworld.co.uk


OASIS split because NOEL GALLAGHER never forgave brother LIAM for jokingly suggesting he was not the real dad of daughter ANAIS.

Noel flew at his brother after the comment about nine-year-old Anais - his daughter by ex-wife Meg Matthews.

Liam insisted it was meant as a joke, but Noel could never forget the insult, calling it "unforgivable".

On the band's website, Noel blamed "verbal and violent intimidation towards me, my family and comrades" as his reason for quitting.

And he thanked fans for giving him "glorious memories" and added: "It's been a f***ing pleasure."

An insider said of Liam's joke: "It was a dumb thing to say. They had a big fight when he made the gag. Noel went for him. He was in a blind fury. And he still hasn't calmed down."

The pair never managed to patch things up after the row - and Liam has never even met Noel's one-year-old son Donovan by girlfriend Sara MacDonald. Tensions built up during their recent world tour until a bust-up in Pairs led to Noel finally quitting band on Friday.

Now the warring brothers are set to fight each other again in the charts. Liam has been secretly recording tracks and already has songs ready to hit shops.

He knows it'll take Noel, 42, months to record his much-anticipated debut solo album. Liam, 36, reckons his effort will be so good it will destroy Noel's boast that he was the creative force in Oasis.

Liam told a friend: "If Noel thinks he can just walk away from me and the band then I will obliterate him. He'll be begging to rejoin my band."

Oasis's split was the big talking point at Reading. La Roux singer Elly Jackson said: "If I was Noel, I'd be a bit p****d off really. He wrote all the songs. Liam's just got an annoying voice."










Best Job Ever - Street Painter



The real "moon landing"





A picture closer to the reality of the "so-called" moon landings than the usual bullshit!

"Quiet on the set!!! ...

OK Armstrong, deliver your schtick! ... And get it right this time, so we can all get the f*ck out of here!!

Man, we should've hired Jerry Lewis!

... Ready ...
Roll! Camera! Action!! ..."







Sin-chronised scream!






Oh fuuuuuucccckkkkkkk!!!






Wanted Dead or Alive : Noriko Sakai













Mushi Mushi Asami Tada (Kissui Vol.067 -June 2009)













Why the hell do we need the Muzak Biz?






By Ethan Smith
Wall Street Journal


Before Ticketmaster Entertainment Inc., the nation's leading ticket seller, and Live Nation Inc. decided to merge, Ticketmaster pursued a strategy to thwart the concert promoter's plan to enter the ticket-selling business, according to several people familiar with the matter. Spearheaded by Irving Azoff, Ticketmaster's current chief executive, the effort sought to combine several of the nation's biggest ticket scalpers with Ticketmaster and other major concert-industry players. At the time, Mr. Azoff was the CEO of Front Line Management, which handles dozens of top musical acts and was partly owned by Ticketmaster.

The goal of the initiative, codenamed "Project Showtime," was to capture a piece of the sky-high prices charged by scalpers, which can exceed a ticket's face value by hundreds, or even thousands, of dollars. They could then compete against Live Nation's nascent ticketing business by offering to share the scalpers' revenue with entertainers and venues.




Others involved in the talks included AEG Live, the largest concert promoter after Live Nation, and MSG Entertainment, which owns Madison Square Garden.

After months of talks, the initiative against Live Nation -- which back then was in effect positioning itself as a competitor of both Ticketmaster and the brokers -- fell apart amid mutual distrust, according to people familiar with the matter. Neither side was confident it would get accurate accounting from the other. Nonetheless, the plan sheds light on the motives behind the current merger, whose antitrust implications are currently under review by the Justice Department.

The proposed merger between Live Nation and Ticketmaster would join the two former rivals and also create a more efficient way to realize many of the financial benefits Ticketmaster would have received if it had teamed up with the brokers. A combined company could set prices that are closer to what the market will bear, according to people familiar with the company's strategy, allowing it to snag much of the money that currently flows to scalpers.

"Ticketmaster continually explores new and viable revenue streams in both the primary and secondary marketplace on behalf of our clients and live event rightsholders," a Ticketmaster spokesman said. He cited numerous ways the company has sought "to maximize sales and capture the fair market ticket value for promoters, venues, teams and artists."

Testifying before the House Judiciary Subcommittee on Courts and Competition earlier this year, Live Nation CEO Michael Rapino cited all the money flowing to the burgeoning scalping industry as a key rationale for the merger. "[Scalping] is about a billion-dollar business that we receive zero dollars from," Mr. Rapino complained. "We spend millions on real-estate and artist investments, and we realize zero of the scalping market."

Scalpers, who prefer to be called brokers, are worried that the merger could run them out of business. "If this merger were to go through, the secondary market for concert tickets as we know it would cease to exist," predicts Paul McCann, a ticket broker near Baltimore who was not involved in the Project Showtime talks. "They would replace it with something they create, and they will keep all the money the secondary market generates."

The attempt to create Project Showtime got started with a meeting at Ticketmaster's West Hollywood, Calif., headquarters in the summer of 2007. It was led by Mr. Azoff, who opened with a joke. "I always knew we'd end up in a room together," he told the assembled brokers, according to people with knowledge of the meeting. "I just thought it would be a courtroom."

Present at the meeting, according to these people, were senior executives of AEG Live, Ticketmaster and Cablevision Systems Corp.'s MSG Entertainment, which owns Madison Square Garden and Radio City Music Hall. Spokesmen for AEG and MSG Entertainment declined to comment.




The brokers at the meeting were the owners of Boston-based Ace Ticket; Los Angeles's Barry's Tickets Service; Fort Lauderdale's Total Tickets; Chicago's Gold Coast Tickets; New York City's Elite Ticket Service; and Alliance Tickets, which operates in Denver, Las Vegas and Seattle.

Promoters and others in the mainstream concert business have long looked with envy at the steep markups scalpers charge for hot concerts. The Internet has made such resales easier and even more lucrative, allowing brokers to buy tickets for events in distant cities and list them on Web sites like eBay Inc.'s StubHub.com. But brokers can also be left holding the bag when they bet big on a show that flops or an outdoor event that is rained out.

Under the plan, the consortium led by Ticketmaster and its then-parent, IAC/InterActiveCorp., was to acquire the six regional ticket brokers for as much as $25 million apiece and give them seats on the new venture's board. (Ticketmaster was spun off last year by IAC and subsequently acquired a majority stake in Mr. Azoff's Front Line Management, installing him as CEO of the combined entity. A spokeswoman for IAC declined to comment.)

Mr. Azoff and the other executives emphasized "how big it was going to be, how it was going to crush Live Nation," recalls a person who attended. "We'd go forward and make lots and lots of money." At a dinner later, Timothy B. Schmit, a member of the Eagles, one of Mr. Azoff's longtime management clients, stopped by.

There was even a test run in the fall of 2007, according to numerous people with knowledge of the matter. Up to 500 of the best seats to each of about 20 concerts by Van Halen, the veteran hard-rock band managed by Mr. Azoff, were pulled from the Ticketmaster system and passed directly to the brokers being considered for acquisition.

The brokers kept 30% of the marked-up sale price for themselves, and the remaining 70% was divided among Ticketmaster, the band and its handlers. The band netted an extra $1 million, at least, from the arrangement, according to people familiar with the matter. A spokesman said the band wasn't available for comment.

But Ticketmaster executives were ultimately wary of going into business with the leaders of an industry they had long opposed.

The company briefly explored another avenue into the secondary market, paying $265 million last year for a ticket-resale site called TicketsNow.



Ticketmaster is now trying to sell that Web site, and people familiar with the situation say the company ultimately decided the merger would allow it to achieve many of the same goals as buying the ticket brokers.

Just last week, Ticketmaster also opened another front in its battle against scalpers, initiating a new technology that blocks any computer that attempts to access the company's Web site 1,000 times or more in a day, a frequency achieved by some professional scalpers using special computer software. The move is likely to further heighten tensions with brokers.

A spokesman for Ticketmaster said, "We regularly take measures to protect the security of our Web site and system to enforce our terms of use."

Write to Ethan Smith at ethan.smith@wsj.com