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5ChinCrack

RT @bloggerheads NEW POST about Patrick Mercer MP and what the man will do for money http://j.mp/cIq2EA about 14 hours ago via Twitterrific
@mantohave Yeah, and your bum might stink. 4:23 PM Jul 15th via Twitterrific in reply to mantohave
@SplinterSunrise I did it 4 times and got David Foster Wallace twice. Never heard of him. Other one was Arthur C Clarke. 4:03 PM Jul 15th via Twitterrific in reply to SplinterSunrise
I just did the 'I write like' thing with 3 of my blog posts and in 1 of them I write like Dan Brown. Piss off Internet. What do you know? 3:57 PM Jul 15th via Twitterrific
@DailyQuail Nothing bad has to have happened to her. She was just playing arcade machines and lost track of time. 3:58 AM Jul 14th via Twitterrific in reply to DailyQuail
@DailyQuail Is it wrong to hope for a pretty blonde to go missing so the Express has something else to occupy its front pages every day? 3:57 AM Jul 14th via Twitterrific in reply to DailyQuail
New CRackers: The Daily Express: racist for some time http://bit.ly/cNWYDT 4:32 PM Jul 13th via web
RT @DailyQuail Let's all give a big 'hurrah!' for Septicisle, whose splendid blog Obsolete is now 5 years old http://bit.ly/atf5Nx 9:35 AM Jul 13th via Twitterrific
Listen, people. Kevin needs your help to beat the dude with 1,000s of followers. If you're not voting already get to it http://bit.ly/98LCeO 8:51 AM Jul 13th via Twitterrific
RT @carmenego I did a bloooooog: Ethnics, Ethnics, EVERYWHERE: http://bit.ly/d85h9Y 8:48 AM Jul 13th via Twitterrific
RT @uponnothing New Post: Headline lies from the Daily Mail. http://bit.ly/bkFv54 7:50 AM Jul 13th via Twitterrific
"Thank you, Daily Express - it's good to see that you have finally caught up with us." - BNP, 2008 http://bit.ly/9oBJz7. Still there. 5:56 AM Jul 13th via web
Relocation, relocation, relocation. For ETHNICS. #newchannel5 4:58 AM Jul 13th via Twitterrific
RT @tabloidwatch Richard Desmond attacks 'ethnics' and 'asylum scroungers' http://bit.ly/aVHs9g 4:00 AM Jul 13th via Twitterrific
RT @antonvowl Morning! New post by me: Express and 'ethnics' - now the veil has gone http://bit.ly/a5nWQb 3:57 AM Jul 13th via Twitterrific
RT @RopesToInfinity new blog post on the Express' frankly pathetic front page headline about "ethnics" http://bit.ly/dbTiyz 3:57 AM Jul 13th via Twitterrific
RT @carmenego RT @currybet: Why I care about the racism of the Daily Express and their "ethnics" headline http://bit.ly/dlnVNY 3:57 AM Jul 13th via Twitterrific
The Daily Express. Britain's most racist newspaper since 2007 http://bit.ly/darDBL - http://bit.ly/9DBZfE #dailyexpress 3:51 AM Jul 13th via Twitterrific
The Daily Express. Britain's most racist newspaper since 2007 http://bit.ly/darDBL - http://bit.ly/9DBZfE 3:41 AM Jul 13th via web
RT @tabloidwatch: @5ChinCrack Ah, I blogged on this earlier tonight and gave you a namecheck http://bit.ly/aVHs9g 3:29 AM Jul 13th via web

Name 5 Chinese Crackers
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Bio Just realised You like bean? I like bean. Come, we eat bean. isn't that helpful as a bio. For tabloid moaning and that kind of stuff, go to my blog.