The Obama administration deported a record 392,000 illegal immigrants in the past year. Take that, Arizona. Comment »

South Korea Turns the Music Back Up Along Border with North Korea

When South Korea last blared propaganda and obnoxious music from 11 sets of loudspeakers along the border with North Korea, the North threatened to turn Seoul "into a sea of flame." So Seoul is cranking the music back up again. More »
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The Pair Up There

[Two BASE jumpers leap from the Kuala Lumpur Tower in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, for some reason. That's 1,400 feet in the air. I can't even look at this photo without covering my eyes. Photo via AP.]

Charlie the Smoking Chimpanzee Dies at 52

Charlie, a South African chimpanzee famous for smoking cigarettes while being an ape, has died at age 52, having lived ten years longer than the average chimp despite his tobacco habit. That doesn't mean smoking is good for you, however.

Is Eliot Spitzer the Reason Rick Sanchez Got Fired?

What made former CNN anchor Rick Sanchez accuse his ex-bosses of racism? Apparently, he couldn't figure out why he was being "overlooked" while former NY Governor Eliot Spitzer—who "can't take cues or stick to timing"—had a show.

Apparently, Lady Gaga is the seventh most powerful woman in the world. Almost as powerful as Hillary Clinton! Comment »

Two Different Republicans Use Exact Same Photo for Illegal Immigrant Ads

A photograph of these three Latino men is featured prominently in Nevada Republican Senate candidate Sharron Angle's race-baiting new campaign ad. Do they seem familiar? Maybe it's because another Republican already used the same exact photo in his ad. More »

Skinny Women Make More Money—But Skinny Guys Make Less

This may come as a shock, but many people treat thin women better than heavier women. I know—it seems unbelievable! But it's not just that thin women are treated better—they also make more money. How much more? More »
Yesterday - October 6, 2010

The Richard Johnson Era Ends at Page Six

Looks like longtime Page Six boss Richard Johnson is leaving Page Six for LA after all. But not to work for the Hollywood Reporter, whose $1 million offer Johnson had to turn down because of his contract with the Post. More »

Wisconsin Bros Fined $86,000 for Epic Rager

We attended many ragers during our time at Large Midwestern University, but this is next-level. Three University of Wisconsin students have been fined $86,000 for a house party they threw one fateful game day. More »

California has received a fresh supply of lethal injection drugs after canceling an execution because of a shortage Comment »

Could Pot Legalization Save Stoner Democrats?

Right now, Democrats are like old people trying to win over jaded teenagers. Grandpa Obama is up there, cajoling and wheedling the base into getting pumped up. Could pot be the secret ingredient that brings young Liberals to the polls? More »

Firefighters Watch Home Burn Down Because Owners Didn't Pay $75 Fee

A family forgot to pay a $75 fire protection fee to their small Tennessee town. Then their house caught on fire and firefighters stood by as it and all their possessions burned to the ground. Here's the sad news report. More »

What the Hell Is 'Rolfing?'

We always thought 'rolfing' was what you did after doing four tequila shots in a Daytona Beach sports bar. Turns out it's a violent and painful, New Age-y massage technique. And it's having a moment. Let's all get rolfed! More »
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Life on Mars

[Excavators working on the broken dyke that unleashed a flood of toxic sludge look like they're on the surface of Mars. They're actually in Hungary. Image via AP]

Comment of the Day: A Great Recession Christmas Poem

Today we told you that, unfortunately, no one's buying you anything for Christmas this year. This inspired one commenter to write a cursed economy-themed poem for us. More »

Angry Man Bashes Elevator with His Scooter, Falls Down Shaft

And the winner of next year's Darwin Award is.... this guy! Watch as a man rams his motorized scooter into an elevator after missing it, ultimately breaking the panels and, sadly, plummeting to his eventual death. (Video isn't graphic, FYI.) [Gawker.TV]
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Would You Be Fooled by Any of These Celebrity Lookalikes?

Toronto-based photographer John Hryniuk has spent the past couple of years photographing subjects at celebrity lookalike conventions. Do you think these George Bushes, Barack Obamas, Sarah Palins, Tiger Woods(es), and Hillary Clintons are as good as the real thing? More »

MSNBC.com might get renamed, because they don't want to be confused with pinko MSNBC. Comment »

New Facebook Offers Cliques for Privacy

Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has taken some fierce criticism for compromising his users' privacy. Today he issued a clever response, taking the primordial tendency of humans to form groups and rolling it into his product as a feature. More »

9 Pictures of a Politician Sucking a Dildo Attached to a Man's Nose

Krystal Ball dressed as a naughty Santa at a party "right after college." Her then-husband wore a dildo on his nose and leash around his neck. Years later, Krystal decided to run for Congress in Virginia. Guess what happened next? More »

Rick Sanchez Finally Speaks Out!

Ex-CNN anchor Rick Sanchez has broken his silence and released a public statement about the regrettable, uh, ethnic comments that led to his firing last week. It's fairly restrained — not a single Jew joke or anything. Full text, below. More »
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Gawker.TV: The Five Best Videos Ever of the Day

Today at Gawker.TV, Will Ferrell hosts the world's largest meetup of superheroes, last night's Glee gave Billy Bush a religious experience, a mashup of Liza Minelli's most loopy moments, and an episode of Running Wilde is actually quite funny! More »

Read Edith Wharton's Surprisingly Steamy Erotica! [UPDATE: It's Potentially Quite Creepy!]

Lapham's Quarterly has published an excerpt of erotica by Edith Wharton — and it's surprisingly racy. Check out the Wharton you didn't read in English class. [Jezebel]
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The Ultimate Map of Internet Hangouts

Online web comic XKCD created this awesome map of online communities, scaled to relative user activity. It's got many more websites than the 2007 original; the embedded caption indicates loads of research went into this thing. A larger version's below. More »

Glee: Hallelujah, Praise Jesus

We all prayed to our respective gods that after two lackluster episodes Glee would get good again. Our entreaties were answered with not only a great episode, but a surprisingly nuanced discussion about faith. Praise Grilled Cheesus, Glee is back. More »

Please Turn Down Your Damn Katy Perry Music

An irate Williamsburg, Brooklyn resident has posted a friendly-but-pointed note on their building's front door, asking a neighbor, whoever it may be, to stop blasting Katy Perry's "Teenage Dream" music album in the middle of the day. Seriously. Stop it. More »

Ivy League Schools Are the World's Worst Charity

Corporate buyout king Henry Kravis is donating $100 million to Columbia's Business School, which will help the school add 450,000 square feet of space. Which raises an interesting point about these types of donations: they are loathsome. More »
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Hannibal Lecter Joins the Cast of 'Gossip Girl'

[Taylor Momsen dons a mask and gown for a scene in Gossip Girl where she goes on a cannibalistic rampage at the Vienna Opera Ball. Serial killers like to play dress-up sometimes, too. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

Detect Liars by Making Them Draw

Fabricating a story is easy when you only need to tell a few, select details. When you have to draw it out on paper, however, it becomes very easy to tell the liars from the truth-tellers. Here's how. [Lifehacker]

This Week In Tabloids: Michael Douglas Deathwatch & Betty Draper's Old Nose

Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, Margaret and I pick through the trash of the weekly tabloids, trying to find good scraps of gossip. This week: Death, nose jobs, bullying, free furniture, Hollywood Hobos and a pink pussycat. [Jezebel]

This 'Obscene' Image Led Libya To Shut Down an American Website

Libya is not pleased with Violet Blue's bare arms. The North African autocracy shut down the American writer's website partly because it featured an "offensive" picture of her drinking beer in a sleeveless shirt. More »

Watch Christina Hendricks Eat a Diamond

Bombshell du jour Christina Hendricks did an interview and photoshoot for Harper's Bazaar. In addition to discussing and demonstrating her raging hotness (duh) she accuses a supermodel of stealing her hairdo and poses with priceless jewelry in her mouth. More »
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