Wednesday - November 17, 2010

This Is the Most Expensive Diamond of All Time

This 24.78-carat "fancy intense pink" diamond just sold for $46 million at a Swiss auction, making it the most expensive jewel ever sold. It's okay, though! The birthstone necklace you bought at a truck stop is very pretty, too.

This Strain of E. Coli Can Solve Sudoku Puzzles

Some strains of the intestinal bacterium E. coli can kill you. This one can solve Sudoku puzzles. I don't know which one is scarier. More »

Alaska Senator Lisa Murkowski now has more uncontested write-in votes than challenger Joe Miller has votes, period. Comment »

Your Highness: James Franco Is Prince Valiant

Here's the trailer for Your Highness, a stoner fantasy-comedy starring James Franco, Danny McBride, Zooey Deschanel and Natalie Portman in a thong. And also Franco and McBride's vaguely British accents.
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Tuesday - November 16, 2010

Willow Palin's Homophobic Facebook Freakout (Updated)

What was Sarah Palin's daughter Willow up to during the premiere of her family's new TLC reality show, Sarah Palin's Alaska? According to TMZ, she was engaged in an epic Facebook war about the show. There are screenshots! More »

Bristol Palin Makes DWTS Final, Remains Booed While Doing So

Tonight, we witnessed possibly the most shocking—and controversial—elimination in Dancing with the Stars history when Brandy was sent home, making way for Bristol Palin to compete in next week's final. Also: the audience booed. Loudly! The video, inside. [Gawker.TV]

Cops Can't Figure Out Which Twin Is Dead in Shooting

Two sisters were shot in Colorado on Monday. One survived; one didn't. Here's the thing: They were twins, and the police don't know which one is which. More »

How do you really know what time it is?

Why can't you tell when an hour has passed without looking at a watch? Why are you able to do three things at once? Does coffee make time go faster? Neuroscientsts explain how our brains tell time - or don't. [io9]
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Otherwise Engaged

[After announcing her engagement to Prince William, Kate Middleton showed off her engagement ring today, which used to belong to William's mother, Princess Diana. We hope it's not haunted. Image via Getty]

Comment of the Day: Yo, Teach

Today we briefly looked at how teacher training programs suck. It's true, they do. Boo hoo. It was the perfect opening for a well-placed joke, and one well-taught commenter took it. More »

This Professor Is Surgically Implanting a Camera in the Back of His Head

When Waffa Bilal turns around for the next year, a camera surgically embedded in the back of his head will stare back at you. [Gizmodo]

Facebook Gives Women the Third Degree

A flood of female Facebook users woke up this morning to find their accounts disabled — and the social network demanding government ID to let them back in. Facebook admits there was a problem, but says it's been fixed. More »

The Internet Has Killed Cooks Source

Two weeks ago, Cooks Source was just a tiny regional New England food magazine. Then its editor stole a freelancers article and haughtily dismissed her protests, drawing the internet's wrath. Now, it seems you people may have killed Cooks Source. More »
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Snooki Emerges from Vat of Bleach Feeling Refreshed

[The day after the premiere of her first movie, Christina Aguilera airs out her armpits in L.A. Updated caption inspired by youthinkyouknow. Image via INF.]

Early 2012 Presidential Polls, State by State

Four Republicans have emerged as the clear early (err, very early) frontrunners in the 2012 Republican presidential primary, according to a recently concluded series of Public Policy Polling (D) surveys. The favorite of the bunch? Not so clear. More »

Busted For Exploiting Hipsters

A scrappy Chinese-speaking teenager sold $130,000 in parts for the white iPhone 4. Now he's being slapped with legal threats. Won't anyone defend Fei Lam's right to exploit fashion-obsessed gadgeteers? More »

The Triumphant Return of Rachael Leigh Cook

Your favorite late-'90s superstar is making a comeback on the small screen. Also today: Baz Luhrmann has found his Daisy Buchanan! Seth Rogen gets a writing gig. And a nerdy goddess heads to New Jersey. More »

Metallica Guitarist Accidentally Kicks a Child

During a Sydney performance of "Seek and Destroy," Metallica guitarist Kirk Hammett is kicking balloons around the stage. He winds up, swings his foot, and—uh oh. Was that a child that just went flying? More »

PBS Weeds Out Tina Fey's Sarah Palin Jokes

Tina Fey received a fancy Mark Twain Prize in Washington last week, for being a funny person. But if you saw the taped ceremony on PBS Sunday night, you missed Tina Fey's mildly controversial live comments about Sarah Palin. More »

Now Sam Zell and Tina Brown are feuding over who's a bigger media disaster. Now, now. You're both right. Comment »

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Gawker.TV: The Five Best Videos Ever of the Day

Today at Gawker.TV, Emma Watson explains why she cut her hair, Kathy Griffin impersonates Justin Bieber, Daniel Radcliffe confuses horcruxes with Pokémon, Autotune The News appears on the Today Show, and Robin Sparkles returns with a pervy song about beavers. More »

A co-founder of MTV and once a top exec at AOL Time Warner, Bob Pittman returned to the media industry this week to help turn around radio giant Clear Channel Communications. More »

The Situation and Bristol Palin's Abstinence PSA Is Unbelievably Bad

Do-as-I-say-not-as-I-do abstinence spokesperson Bristol Palin and Jersey Shore's aggressive hook-up artist The Situation aren't the best choices for an abstinence PSA, mostly due to their bad acting skills. They also use the word "situation" 17 times in two minutes. Awful.
An Italian art historian claims some of the images depicted in Michelangelo's "Last Judgment"—the fresco on the wall of the Sistine Chapel—were inspired by acts the artist witnessed in homosexual bathhouses. Let's take a closer look, shall we? More »

The New Magazine That's Just For Pole Dancers

Friends, this is the premiere issue of Pole Spin, "The International Pole Dance Fitness & Lifestyle Magazine." Let's take a look inside, shall we? [Jezebel]

The End of Four Loko Is Nigh

After a fun campaign of widespread panic resulting in four state bans and an irresistible opportunity for political grandstanding, it looks like the FDA is set to ban caffeinated alcohol drinks once and for all—everywhere in America. More »

Royal Wedding Memorabilia: An Industry Is Born

Hours after Prince William announced his engagement, England's "heritage souvenir" industry has flown into action. Commemorative royal wedding magazines! Royal wedding t-shirts! Royal wedding thimbles! A guide to the souvenirs already available, plus a few suggestions of our own, below. More »

Resolved: Teacher training programs in America suck big time. Comment »

Showtime Does Lady Pain Just Right

Last night's season finales of The Big C and Weeds demonstrated what HBO's oft-wayward younger brother does best. They make compelling, if ridiculous, drama about middle class women in precarious tight spots. More »

Why You're Too Cool for the Beatles on iTunes

The reports were true, the Beatles are now on iTunes. Reading the online reaction, however, you'd think only Apple overlord Steve Jobs was into the band's e-debut. Everyone else played like they were totally above it. More »

Hollywood Publicist Shot and Killed in Beverly Hills

RadarOnline's reporting that Ronni Chasen—a 64 year-old Hollywood PR woman who started her own firm after stints at Rogers & Cowan and MGM—was shot five times and killed while driving in Beverly Hills this morning. An uncommon crime.

How Palin Conservatives Are Cheating The DWTS Voting System

It's been alleged that the Tea Party's "Operation Bristol" is keeping the teen mom in the competition. However, the real conspiracy is that her conservative supporters have figured out a way to exploit ABC.com's email-voting feature, allowing infinite votes. [Jezebel]
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Emma Watson Heard What You've All Been Saying About Her, and She's Embarrassed

[Emma Watson, who everyone seems to have a crush on these days, heading to the New York premiere of "Harry Potter and the Deathly Halllows: Part One". Photo via Bauer-Griffin]

'Sexy' Halloween Brawl at Denny's Caught on Video

Watch as a group of "sexy" witches, devils, pirates, and elves destroy an Oakland Denny's on Halloween. [Gawker.TV]

Gossip Girl: Serena Is Dead, Long Live Serena

Set your phasers to fun! Last night's Gossip Girl was so full of intrigue is was like a carnival ride through the tunnel of mysteries. If said tunnel was dimly lit and didn't make much sense. More »

The A-List: Gay Housewives Don't Fight Fair

The men on Logo's gay housewives show The A-List finally came to blows, and it wasn't the blows we were expecting. There was actual 'mo-on-'mo violence and we all had a ringside seat. More »

Rep. Charlie Rangel has been found guilty of 11 out of 13 ethics charges in his congressional trial. Comment »

Jewelry Is A Filthy, Poisonous Business

Last month's icky earring-removal story prompted the grossest stories you'll ever read. But we also received a message from a woman who had worked in the jewelry industry, and was not surprised about the hair-clog earring. She'd seen worse. [Jezebel]

Cornell Professor Bans Yawning Forever During Classroom Presentation

After teaching the same course year after year, professors must develop rage over pet peeves. Watch as this professor loses it while attempting to give a keynote after someone simply yawns too loudly. [Gawker.TV]
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Why Did Anne Hathaway Run Out of a Restaurant Crying on Her Birthday?

And why are birthdays such polarizing affairs? Did Jessica Simpson buy her own engagement ring? Did Britney's insanity make her parents fall back in love? Tuesday gossip is a toddler who keeps asking, "Why?" More »