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MILLIONS of people who had no intention of watching the Commonwealth
Games are now eager to tune in just to see if the stadium collapses.
PEOPLE dabbling in the occult need to show more dedication if they are
to succeed at 'the craft', according to top coven leaders.
ITV is to refresh its Saturday night schedules with the motiveless abuse show You've Been A Shit.
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by confessing to Simon about
dead wives and temazepam
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of willies a week it takes to earn
ten grand. X Factor is now in
real danger of becoming some kind
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Steve McClaren urged to join a French club as soon as possible
'Hopefully he'll sound like Inspector Clouseau' say eager fans
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'Hopefully he'll sound like Inspector Clouseau' say eager fans
Teenage cannabis dealers want police to take them seriously
Plans to scale back arrests met with anger from bedroom pot dealer who thinks he's a big man.
Fear grows as everyone starts to realise what 'Eat, Pray, Love' is about
Julia Roberts. India. Pre-menopausal voyage of self-discovery. Oh God, no.
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Part of the doctor's advice
for your bleeding piles is to
avoid excessive wiping. Why
does he think you do that?
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