JERRY LEWIS

Watch out Michael Lohan! Someone is taking your place as the attention-whore randomly using Lilo for press. Jerry Lewis!

Mr. Lewis was on “Inside Edition” discussing how he’s going to pop her in the kisser. Because according to him, “[she] deserves this and nothing else.” (See video below)

Man’s got a point, though, and I beseech you to watch this video and not love the geriatrics for their frank nature.

Source: PopEater Via: Guyism

ADAM LAMBERT

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SCARLETT JOHANSSON

Move over vampires. Diablo Cody is hoping to usher you into oblivion while bring zombies to the forefront—fast-talking, hamburger-phone-having, Moldy Peaches-loving zombies. From what we know thusfar, “Breathers: A Zombie’s Lament” stars Joseph Gordon-Levitt as a zombie in an undead support group who meets a lovely lady (Scarlett Johansson) that makes him feel better about the whole not-being-alive thing.

My spider senses are thinking this might be horrific, a la “Jennifer’s Body” (which had a semi-similar concept), but maybe I’m wrong. I’d like to think JGL has better taste than that, but he might have been tempted by something else (ahem, making out with ScarJo).

Source: /Film Via: MTV.com

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JAMES HETFIELD

CAST of “JERSEY SHORE”

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KEVIN SPACEY

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JUSTIN BIEBER

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