Horoscopes with Jonathan Cainer
Horoscopes
Thought for the day 25 August 2010
hi jonathan,
apologies for lack of punctuation etc, caps key broken... just curious, how was it your nephew was fortunate enough to play in the band at chelsea clintons wedding jennifer
As a proud uncle, I'm inclined to rephrase your question. How was Chelsea fortunate enough to get my nephew to play? Reuben is a graduate of the Berklee College Of Music in Boston. He's a great bass player. His older brother Oscar, meanwhile, is studying astrology. He points out that Chelsea and Reuben share a birthday. I wonder whether your faulty keyboard can be blamed on Mercury retrograde?
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Aquarius
Jan 21 - Feb 19
Five: Your legs are heavy. Four: Your eyelids are heavy too. Three: You are feeling very, sleepy. Two: You are floating on a fluffy cloud. One: You are away with all the fairies. Listen now, please, to this gentle new age music. Tra la la. Tinkly tinkly. Very good. Next, please, envisage your day to be full of pure bright light. No fear or aggravation exists, just joy. Now... on the count of three, wake up and smile. All you need for success, today, is to remain relaxed and positive. That's going to be easier than you might think. Now is the right time for you to take an in-depth, up close and personal look at your life. To get your full horoscope based on your date, time and place of birth, click here.
Pisces
Feb 20 - Mar 20
Can you feel the excitement in the air? Can you sense the positive possibilities that lie ahead? Are you feeling positive, enthusiastic, hopeful, full of faith and deep determination? If not, fear not. There's still time. The Full Moon in your sign has created an outlook full of promise. Soon, you will see why a struggle simply had to happen and you'll feel glad of all that it led to. Don't allow yourself to feel beaten by one piece of less than wonderful news. Be inspired, instead, by what you still have the power to change. The cosmic blueprint of your life was written in code across the sky at the moment you were born. Click here!
Aries
Mar 21 - Apr 20
Talk. Don't avoid a difficult subject. Don't defer or delay. Just talk... and trust. If you can't reach the person you need to talk to, try harder. And if you feel tempted to talk to someone else instead? Don't, unless that will somehow help you to establish the connection you truly require. An important outstanding issue can only be resolved through a process of dialogue. If you don't know what to say, just say that you don't know what to say! But start a conversation and at least give the process of communication a fair chance. Now is the right time for you to take an in-depth, up close and personal look at your life. To get your full horoscope based on your date, time and place of birth, click here.
Taurus
Apr 21 - May 21
Reach for the brightest and the best. Deep down within, you must already know that you are not obliged to settle for anything less. Put aside your fears and ignore the disparaging remarks of pessimistic people. They may have low expectations - but you do not. Amazing coincidences happen to people who are open-minded and light- hearted. All you need to do, if you want to encourage them to enter your life, is be willing to welcome them when they arrive - and to have some faith in your entitlement to them. The cosmic blueprint of your life was written in code across the sky at the moment you were born. Click here!
Gemini
May 22 - June 22
Rarely does big upheaval produce vast improvement. Subtle adjustments generally help us all much more than radical re-evaluations. When we feel out of our depth, when we're worried or upset, we imagine that it's going to take a lot to move our lives on. When we're calm and confident, we soon see that we only need to make a few clever tweaks to a simple plan or an existing arrangement. Understandably, you now want to feel more successful and satisfied. That won't take as much as you fear. Now is the right time for you to take an in-depth, up close and personal look at your life. To get your full horoscope based on your date, time and place of birth, click here.
Cancer
Jun 23 - Jul 23
What power does a particular person have over you? What harm can they do? What threat can they pose? Let them do their worst. Even if their worst is as bad as you fear (which it isn't) you will be perfectly safe. Others are not as gullible as you may imagine. You have more friends, supporters and influential admirers than you realise. The only way in which you can incur damage now is if you make yourself more vulnerable than you need to be by somehow imagining your defences to be weaker than they truly are. The cosmic blueprint of your life was written in code across the sky at the moment you were born. Click here!
Leo
Jul 24 - Aug 23
How well do any of us really understand each other? To what extent do we act out our relationships in mime, using gesture and expression to convey a caricature of emotion? Do we feel that, 'as long as things look right', they must be right? Do we say what's expected of us and feel happy as long as we hear what we expect to hear in return? A facade is crumbling. That may seem uncomfortable, but it is liberating and deeply positive. You're learning something about life and yourself that could make you much happier in time. Now is the right time for you to take an in-depth, up close and personal look at your life. To get your full horoscope based on your date, time and place of birth, click here.
Virgo
Aug 24 - Sep 23
Things can be different from now on. You can start playing by different rules and attaining some of the successes that have previously eluded you. No great dramatic change has to take place in your lifestyle or environment. A small inner adjustment is all that you have been waiting for. There is an emotional habit pattern that you have now outgrown, and a mental attitude that you no longer need to adopt. As you find the courage to embrace a new perspective, you will soon begin to feel much more relaxed and inspired. The cosmic blueprint of your life was written in code across the sky at the moment you were born. Click here!
Libra
Sep 24 - Oct 23
A tall dark stranger? A mysterious woman? A golden coin? A journey over water? These are the great fortune-tellers' clichés. Every so often, they really do show up in your stars... and in your life. There are, though, 365 days in each year. How many tall dark strangers do you want to encounter? Some days, thankfully, are quieter than that. It is not who you are about to encounter or what you are about to be offered that matters now; it is what you are about to understand. You're in a position now, to take charge of your own luck and draw into your world what you most need. Now is the right time for you to take an in-depth, up close and personal look at your life. To get your full horoscope based on your date, time and place of birth, click here.
Scorpio
Oct 24 - Nov 22
There has been too much tension, uncertainty, drama and argument. Now, there needs to be some stability and some sanity. A much-needed time of ease and simplicity can begin. Don't feel daunted by issues that still seem to be unresolved. As long as you deal with them in a calm and trusting frame of mind you will see how to answer all your outstanding questions. You're expecting a problem in an area of life where there really need be no problem. Give your highest hope a fair chance to prove itself valid. The cosmic blueprint of your life was written in code across the sky at the moment you were born. Click here!
Sagittarius
Nov 23 - Dec 21
There is plenty of food for thought at the moment. You can pick from a veritable smorgasbord of ideas. There are small passing fancies you can nibble on. Great chunky questions you can really sink your teeth into. All shapes, all sizes, all styles, all flavours. You are almost spoilt for choice - yet, strangely, your mind keeps coming back to just one item, just one issue, just one subject. You feel that if you can solve this problem, everything else will fall into place. You are right to think that. And right too, to suspect you can solve that problem! Now is the right time for you to take an in-depth, up close and personal look at your life. To get your full horoscope based on your date, time and place of birth, click here.
Capricorn
Dec 22 - Jan 20
'Knock Knock.' 'Who's there?' 'Pizza delivery.' 'Go away, I'm too hungry to let you in.' Or: 'Knock Knock.' 'Who's there?' 'The doctor' 'Go away, I'm too poorly to see you.' Or: 'Knock Knock.' 'Who's there?' 'The person you love.' 'Go away, I'm too lonely to talk.' Etc. Who's that knocking on your door today? What's now being offered to you? What are you inclined to reject or to turn down just because you feel a little too suspicious or defensive? The very thing that you most require is now much nearer to you than you think. The cosmic blueprint of your life was written in code across the sky at the moment you were born. Click here!
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