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Web Redemption

Daniel gives Spirit of Truth another shot at delivering an inspiring sermon from the pulpit in this week's Web Redemption

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Wednesday August 18, 2010

Office Freak-Out

Daniel Tosh shows the safe and fun way to flip out at the workplace. (01:55)
Views: 41,476
Posted: 08/18/2010
Wednesday August 18, 2010

Uncensored Web Redemption - The Angry Black Preacher

Daniel brings The Angry Black Preacher back to the pulpit for a chance at redemption. (05:40)
Views: 7,681
Posted: 08/18/2010
Wednesday August 18, 2010

Wedding Vomit

Another good reason why open bars at wedding receptions aren't always the best idea. (00:44)
Views: 43,120
Posted: 08/18/2010
Wednesday August 18, 2010

20 Seconds on the Clock - Balloon Underwear

Daniel puts 20 seconds on the clock at the expense of an out-of-work clown. (01:06)
Views: 15,935
Posted: 08/18/2010
August 20, 2010 at 7:00pm

WTFriday

Posted by: Mike Pomranz

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

August 20, 2010 at 6:00pm

Rename This Video

Posted by: Mike Pomranz

This video is called "Kiwi Exercise."  I don't even know what that thing is let alone what this video should be called.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of last week's Rename This Video vote was DuckTheFodgers with his title, "Larry King really wants that interview" by a whopping 13%.  Ha.  Larry King is old.  Like a tortoise.

August 20, 2010 at 5:00pm

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Carly Hallam

Joker and Nena, I would like to direct your attention here.

Tosh.0 is on the pulse of pop culture! We know what the kids are listening to these days. Like that Justin Bieber girl from American Idol. And Ke$ha, the one engaged to that British guy that hosts the VMAs. Yeah, we're hip to it all.

Apology accepted.

August 20, 2010 at 4:00pm

No Virgins Need Apply

Posted by: Carly Hallam

A boning hall? Is that like a dorm?

[via I-A-B]

August 20, 2010 at 3:00pm

New Kanye, New Embarrassments

Posted by: Mike Pomranz

Ever wonder what would happen if the greatest rapper alive met the worst rapper alive?

Well, until Jay-Z does a song with 50 Tyson, this new song featuring Jay-Z with Kanye West will have to do.

"Power (Remix)" is all over the web today.  You gotta wonder why Kanye keeps doing this.  He wants people to think he's this great rapper and then he tosses himself on a song with someone who actually is a great rapper and embarrasses himself.

Midway through the track, he raps about wanting to keep the troops out of Iran.  For now, how about we just figure out a way to keep Kanye off Twitter?

[via The High Definite]

August 20, 2010 at 2:00pm

The Snazzy Napper: Snazzy Privacy For Your Snazzy Self

Posted by: Carly Hallam

Do you find it hard to nap in public places? Do you wish you had a cape and a pair of scissors so you could fashion some sort of one-man tent for yourself with a nose hole to breathe out of? Well, wish no more!

Because someone invented the perfect solution to your middle of the day, middle of a crowded place napping problem. It's the Snazzy Napper!

You're probably thinking you like the concept but you don't want to look like a giant loser in public. Ha! Do you not know the definition of the word snazzy? This napper is "extremely attractive or stylish; fancy".

There's even a pocket to hold your tins of Russian caviar.

[via Gizmodo]

August 20, 2010 at 1:00pm

Pizza Burger! Yum?

Posted by: Carly Hallam

Remember that time you were drunk and you drove through Burger King on the way home and then you got home and your roommates had already ordered pizza and you ended up eating both foods at once?

First of all, you shouldn't have been driving drunk. Take a cab, loser.

Anyway. Guess what?! A Burger King in NYC sells that now! It's a 9-and-a-half-inch wide burger made with four Whopper patties topped with pepperoni, mozzarella cheese, marinara sauce, and Tuscan pesto sauce. It's called The New York Pizza Burger.

And it sounds deeelicious! I bet it goes really well with room temperature Natty Light! Your second dinner is served.

[via Serious Eats]

August 20, 2010 at 12:00pm

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Bike Wall

Posted by: Mike Pomranz

We received over a thousand comments for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

This week's winning caption comes from one of our mobile users: Casper.

To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

The trap is set… now we just sit back and let E.T. come to us.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Check back Monday at 4pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

August 20, 2010 at 11:00am

A Very Thirsty Cat

Posted by: Mike Pomranz

"Oh my god, I am so hungover!  Just leave me right here, brah."

[via Reddit]

August 20, 2010 at 10:00am

This Is My Favorite Thing Ever

Posted by: Carly Hallam

All day long I search the vast interwebs for pictures and videos that contain one or more of the following: tits, puke, bodily harm, racism, bacon, someone failing at something, cats, or drugs.

And while I love my job I have to admit that every once in a while I get the urge to stray off the beaten Tosh.0 path and just post something really cute.

Because when it comes down to it, I'm still a girl with a pink cell phone and a desire to cuddle.

The first few times I came across "Marcel The Shell With Shoes On", I ignored the video because I figured it wouldn't be right for the Tosh crowd. Then I finally watched it. And now it is my favorite thing ever.

There's no puke but there is a talking shell in shoes. And the shell is really, really funny. Watch it. Love it. And when it's over, you can go back to scratching your junk while burping up last night's beer. Deal?

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