I’ll assume kids stop using their phones in class around the same time pigs fly. Or Facebook respects your privacy. Or the internet stops having pr0n. Yeah… that soon.

I’m not one to judge on weight (I’m fat), but this seems like something you would want to keep to yourself rather than admit.

You exist because I need you… to shut the hell up.

Remember in Myspace how you automatically added founder Tom? Well, Facebook doesn’t do that for you, but it seems that users cannot block Mark Zuckerberg, no matter how you try. If you do, you end up with an error message.


UPDATE: Looks like Facebook has responded, and here is their official answer,

“This error isn’t specific to any one account. It’s generated when a person has been blocked a certain large number of times. In very rare instances, a viral campaign will develop instructing lots of people to all wrongly block the same person. The purpose of this system is to protect the experience for people targeted by these campaigns. We’re constantly working to improve our systems and are taking a closer look at this one.”

So Zuckerberg couldn’t be blocked due to already being blocked too many times for the system to handle. How ironic.

But if people paid attention while driving, what would the cops do?

Sometimes The Best Defense Is A Good Offense … at Friends Of Irony

Joke Make You!
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Blitzkrieg Is The Only Way To Make It Out Of This Game Sober.
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Think You Make A Bad First Impression? At Least Yours Isn’t On Video.
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Political Ads Are An Entire World Of Fail.
Urlesque

I simply can’t think of this as anything but dirty. Failbook, you have tainted me.

Or for hanging out in your closet as you sleep…