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"And verily because it was Christ's last bachelor party, the guys also did pay for a lap dance." Many artists have sought inspiration from Judith Priest's famous dance before the Lord as portrayed in Lewd Acts of the Apostles.

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At last things have returned to normal in the world of Uncyclopedia, writers are writing, reviewers are reviewing, admins are... overseeing and people with silly usernames are winning Writer of the Month. This month it is Nachlader and somebody who probably sits behind a desk in a nice open plan office somewhere undoubtedly expects me to write something about him, preferably with hilarious, subtle non-sequiturs, well I won't. I refuse to write about him or any of his articles because, far from being over the moon about his victory I am disgusted that they all seem to reference genitals, war, or both in what Nachlader probably thinks is a really cool and funny way. So there.

Also, Firearm attachments and Trench warfare.

Here at Uncyclopedia we love the Noob of the Month award, honestly we just can't get enough of it, some winners even request that we grind it down into a powder so they may snort it up their noses. The winner this month is Lordarcadian and everyone here thinks he is an absolutely spiffing bloke, partly because he hasn't been around long enough to make any enemies and partly because we are far too busy hating and plotting against each other. Lordarcadian's victory came about as literally hundreds of opponents fell before the thundering wheels of administration leaving him to claim the prize by virtue of being very useful and very lucky at the same time. So well done Lordarcadian but bear in mind that we want to see blood next time.