I'm afraid this is my last blog post as I didn't come home from the vets today - in Big Nana's parlance I'd "gone off my legs" you see.
Sadly the title of my blog is suddenly not relevant or accurate.
I've gone off from Blogland to another imaginary land populated by real creatures to meet Bobby, Bess, Bertie Bucket, Oscar, Magwitch, Chalkie, Mrs Poll, Ginnie, Dave's Dog and all those other wonderful canine celebrities who inhabit it. We're remembered in our prime, vibrant and full of life, chasing ball, sticks, rabbits and postmen.
I've enjoyed being East Angular's Leading Blogger for 474 posts and your company has been appreciated so I don't want to get mawkish and carried away with my own obituary - or o-bitchery as Oz would possibly prefer. At some stage Oz, who has always seen himself as "Clever Trevor" may feel up to grabbing the Blogging Baton in his teeth and running with it. Perhaps even Small Lil will be capable of giving you a Franglais version of affairs? I wouldn't even be surprised if the old misery Drew even starts his own blog - you have been warned.
I'm pleased to tell you that canine reincarnation is actually a fact of life so next time you see a small Lab-cross puppy it could actually be myself - who knows, I may even turn up in the White House as a Labradoodle Dandy!
Whatever happens I trust that you won't go through life murphlessly.
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