suss2hyphens
You meant #cranksonaplane RT @tuffyr : I'd settle for a kiddie pool filled with calcite deposits. #trappedonaplane
williamfleitch
Inception review coming soon, but: I feel making it so big made the small parts smaller than they should have been. This MIGHT make sense.
suss2hyphens
Indians pitcher Joe Smith is bring ROOGY sexy back.
suss2hyphens
Then again, if the Last Mohican was also an Airbender ... my, that's a lot of undue pressure to make a solid last impression.
suss2hyphens
Maybe if the Mohicans and Airbenders formed a strategic alliance, they'd both still be around.
suss2hyphens
Carlos Guillen, caught sauntering (1)
Deadspin
Here's Video Of All The World Cup Red Cards Set To A Snappy Tune http://deadspin.com/5589015/
by Deadspin (Rank #82)
Deadspin
Breaking: Man Customizes Replica Jersey To Make Lewd Joke http://deadspin.com/5588804/
by Deadspin (Rank #82)
suss2hyphens
MLive/Cutoff Man time. Gaze longingly into the Tigers second-half schedule with me. http://bit.ly/aVGhNr
drewmagary
Hey @morningporch , shouldn't you be writing letters to a horse?
suss2hyphens
I have confidence that, in the next 5 years, something ordinary will happen in DC that won't make national news.
drewmagary
#tweetyourweight 194.6 lbs. Woke up last night because of an Earthquake. In fucking Maryland. That shit ain't right.
suss2hyphens
Dontrelle Willis keeps finding baseball teams that will have him, and oh look Iron Maiden has a new album coming out.
AJDaulerio
Better RT: @johnny_rockets : We love L.A Lakers new acquisition, Steve Blake! And we love that he loves Johnny Rockets!
AJDaulerio
johnny_rockets
Better RT: @johnny_rockets : We love L.A.'s new acquisition, Steve Blake! And we love that he loves Johnny Rockets!
suss2hyphens
I hear Apple's testing a "cap" for the antenna that will stop the flow of dropped calls.
Deadspin
America's Dumbest Student-Athlete: Steve Blake, University Of Maryland http://deadspin.com/5588289/
by Deadspin (Rank #82)
Deadspin
SMU's Focus On Academics Is Destroying Its Football Program http://deadspin.com/5588231/
by Deadspin (Rank #82)
Deadspin
How To Protect Yourself From Excessive Rimjobbing http://deadspin.com/5587879/
by Deadspin (Rank #82)
drewmagary
Time for the Funbag, featuring RIMJOBS! http://is.gd/dtfAK
Deadspin
When World Cup Third-Place Final Celebrations Go Wrong http://deadspin.com/5588053/
by Deadspin (Rank #82)
AJDaulerio
Now eating a Subway BMT Italian with everything but banana peppers in my underwear in bed. #espys? #espys
williamfleitch
Depressing to see ESPN people I respect talking about the ESPYs as if they are an actual thing that matters, or normal people care about.
drewmagary
New KSK: Andrea Kremer gets a most unwelcome phone call. http://is.gd/drHrG
Deadspin
Keep Your Steinbrenner Hagiographies Off Jimmy Breslin's Lawn http://deadspin.com/5586691/
by Deadspin (Rank #82)