Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

You know what? Unless that guy is installing an app that can save you from fashion disasters such as this one, I don’t think that help with your iPod is what you need right now.

Submitted by: Kari via Submission Page

This seemed like a great idea on paper. A peacock’s confident display of male sexuality combined with the cool detachment of cigarette smoking.

And yet.

There’s actually a good explanation for this. The flash on his camera broke, so they had to wear outfits that were bright enough to illuminate any photo op.

Right? No? I’m trying here, okay?

Okay, now just lay your face down on this newspaper and press gently . . .

DAMN, grandma! My skanky teenage cousin doesn’t even wear clothes that revealing! I hope you don’t plan on showing off for the boys at the mall by shoplifting from the candy store, because I don’t think she can take the competition.

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angelfish315

Ah, smart move! Drinking coffee through a straw ensures that you won’t mess up your Wet’n’Wild silver lipstick. *takes notes*

Dina Lohan looks better than she has in years.

Frankly, I think that a leopard print cat suit SHOULD have an emergency exit in the back. You never know when you’re going to come to your senses and need to get out of that thing asap.

You know, just because you can do something doesn’t necessarily mean that you should. Whereas this woman seems to be battling (or not battling) the effects of gravity, I have the opposite problem—there’s nothing there for gravity to affect. I probably could cover up my lady bits with a single Post-It Note if I needed to. That doesn’t mean you’ll catch me out shopping for chicken gizzards wearing office supplies instead of, you know, A SHIRT.

I have to admire this woman’s fortitude. If someone handed me a pack of Bubble Tape and said “Here. Make an outfit out of this,” I don’t think I would be up to the challenge.