Friday, July 23, 2010

Why the CPS was - unfortunately - right

Nothing like a bit of alleged police brutality and outrageous whitewash by the bullying fascist police state in which we live to kick off a Friday is there?

I'm sure you all know what I'm talking about, but just in case you don't I'm referring to the news that the CPS say no charges will be brought against PC Simon Harwood, the officer caught on film hitting Iain Tomlinson with a big stick who died a few moment later.

Now, let's play a game for a second, it's called "Get Into Dizzy's Time Machine" and shoot back a while to a post I did when the incident happened in which I said,

Of course, what we can guarantee from this video is that whatever the IPCC decides there will be someone on the Left that screams "whitewash" from the rooftops. The Right on the other hand will argue, as noted, that the shit that happens happened.

Was the policeman with the baton a bit naughty for knocking this guy to the ground? On the face of it, just an ickle bit and he should probably be bollocked in some way for it. Is it likely that the whack caused him to wander off and have a heart attack some minutes later? Who knows - it doesn't matter because even if it did or didn't there will still be enough that believe it did (see "whitewash" point) and boy will they shout it loudly.

Thus, the end result of this will be - as is usually the way - that the actions of one policeman will get used by those on the Left who are not necessarily violent as yet more evidence that free protest is being curtailed by creeping fascism of the state.
And 'lo it came to pass. Obviously this time it is a CPS rather than the just the IPCC but essentially that is the situation we're in this morning, with screams of whitewash and much anger about the terrible bastard Police who are, in fact, murderous scumbags, you can read the original post here.

Excellent examples of this can, naturally in this wonderful wide-web age, be found on the likes of Twitter, with pearls of wisdom such as

Police use video as evidence to convict people, http://j.mp/afDW7D. People can't use video as evidence to convict police. http://j.mp/djUoA5
Looks like a pretty straight forward killer argument doesn't it? Unfortunately though, if you actually pay attention to what the CPS have said, and the law, it isn't. As many will have heard yesterday, whilst the CPS pretty much acknowledges that yes, the officer committed assault, the law has a time limit of six month and they've been investigating for 16 months, there is nothing they can do about it.

And let's be fair for a moment, nothing bar a manslaughter or even murder charge would be considered enough anyway, so, had they proceeded at pace with a common assault charge, there would have been screams of, yes, a whitewash and lack of justice.

Then we have the issue of different medical opinions from medical examiners who would have to be called as prosecution witnesses. How, precisely, can the Crown take forward a prosecution where its own case would involve its own witness undermining its assertion of guilt by offering "reasonable doubt" up to a Jury?

Yes it does absolutely suck for the family and the screaming masses of outraged political activists, but what I've just said is exactly the point a defence barrister would put to a Jury. You can just picture the scene,

Ladies and Gentleman of Jury, it is not my job to prove the innocence of the defendant, it is my job to show to you that the case against him presented by the Crown does not establish, beyond reasonable doubt, that the defendant's action led to the death of this man.

You've heard the evidence the Crown has presented. You've heard how the Crown has brought its own expert medical opinion to this court; and crucially ladies and gentleman, you have heard the Crown's first medical opinion; the doctor who performed the very first post-mortem on the alleged victim of manslaughter; and that opinion, given to you under oath, was that the cause of death was not as a result of the blow from the defendant.

Your job is not to decide whether the defendant is guilty on the balance of probabilities. Your job is to decide whether there is absolutely no reasonable doubt that he is guilty. The Crown has, in fact, made my job very easy, because I have not had to question their witnesses to establish doubt in your minds, their own witness has testified to this court that there is doubt over the causal relationship between the blow by the defendant and the death of the victim.

Ladies and Gentleman of the Jury. The Crown has shot itself in the foot. The Defence rests.
I realise some people might not like this, and they might think "well it's 2 to 1 on the medical opinion, majority rules OK!", but that is not how criminal justice and jury trial works. I myself have been on a Jury at the Old Bailey, and even though I personally felt the defendant was guilty there was reasonable doubt which meant they weren't convicted.

Think about it for a moment. It would, frankly, be absurd for the Crown to attempt to prosecute someone and then have their own witness testify that their own case wasn't water-tight and that the defendant might in fact be not guilty.

That's why the CPS didn't, wouldn't, and couldn't go ahead with a trial, and screaming "whitewash" or "cover-up" is little more than a jerking knee inspired by those who have prejudged the case and have a committed held view on the officer's guilt already. If this had gone to trial, and the result would've been not guilty, I imagine there would be theories and speculation about Jury nobbling too.

I guess the next step in this process is going to be a private prosecution, which, to be honest, the family should easily win because the burden of proof will be lower. However, that won't stop the heckling screams of a cover-up at the expense of sanely examining the CPS argument and realising why it had to do what it had to do.

Yes, you may say it's a travesty of justice, but having a trial where the prosecution made the defence case would've been an absolute travesty of the legal system as well.

*battens down the hatches for the inevitable onslaught*

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Tenessee's next Republican Governor?

*facepalm*

Welfare Reform in Tough Times

The Taxpayers Alliance has another of its neat and snappy videos out, this time about how welfare is knackered and how to fix it.

Personally I think we should just scrap the system of taxing people and then giving some of it back when they apply for it, by just not taxing them the money they get given back in the first place. It ain't rocket science.

Sometimes the camera can lie right?

The screenshot below is from a story in today's Daily Mail titled "Puffing Billie: Toddler gets smoke in his face as actress mum enjoys a roll-up".


Pretty shocking huh? Take a closer look though. Look at the size of Piper's hand proportionally set against her child. It's massively out of proportion isn't it? Now look at the smoke, it's going behind the child's head, not in the child's face.

If I didn't know better I'd say the picture had either been photochopped (that is Piper is imposed on another shot), or Piper is actually much closer to the camera than the child and what we have is a perception trick going on.

What do others think?

Update:
I see the Sun has the same picture.

Cutting Police numbers and increasing policing

If you ever wanted to see just how completely insane, pathetic and intellectually vacuous politicians are, then take a look at the "Police numbers" argument going on in London at the moment between the mayor, Boris Johnson, the former Mayor who wants to be Mayor again, Ken Livingstone and his cheerleader Len Duvall.

It's a classic example of wordplay by politicians as they try to turn an issue with shades of grey into one that is black and white, all for the consumption of us proles naturally.

So where to begin? OK, I'll try and keep this short and sweet so let's bullet point:

  1. Boris Johnson's budget explicitly states that "over the three years to 2012-13, the number of police officers is forecast to decrease by 455."
  2. Livingstone and Duvall say this is terrible cut of 455 and Boris is breaking his manfiesto commitment to the Police and petition the Mayor
  3. Other rebut the petition saying that, actually, the cut is just part of something called Project Herald, that Livingstone and Duvall both supported.
  4. This rebuttal is rebutted with the statement from Len Duvall that "Project Herald was to get more police on street - nothing to do with Boris's 455 cut."
So who's right?... errr none of them really. You see, Project Herald was, as Duvall said, about getting more police on the street, but it wasn't about increasing the number of police officers overall. It was about redirection of police officers from back office custody type work onto the street. Specifically, 550 police officers in total (250 sergeants and 300 constables) as noted in the table here.

Now let's do some quick maths. Johnson's budget says that the number of total police officers is forecast to reduce by 455 over three years - that it is a "forecast" suggests that assumptions are being made about what's called "natural wastage" combined with a reduction in the rate of recruitment but never let that get in the way of a good "vicious Tory cuts" story right?

Anyhow, I digress. At the same time, we're also going to see an increase of police officers on the street to the tune of 550 as they're redirected from custody work. Now, for arguments sake, let's assume that 455 of those 550 are the ones that are going to go over the next 3 years. That's still an increase of 95 police officers on the street, whilst also being a reduction in the total number of police officers.

Funny old world isn't it when a reduction of police officers overall can also produce an increase in actual policing huh?

So what's the point I'm really trying to make here? I guess it's that so many politicians are actually little more than opportunistic wankers trying to con the public into ignoring the grey and only seeing the partisan black and white narrative they're desperate for us to buy into.

Basically, their bullshit knows no bounds!

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

When satire becomes news...

The following is a screenshot of discussions flying around Facebook and Twitter about a video that was posted on the Onion three years ago that has resurfaced and people now think is real.

To see more of the discussion click here.

A brilliant illustration of when amusing political satire and stupid people on teh Interweb collides.

Commons refuses to disclose information.... again

As many will recall, in the wake of the "Expenses Scandal" many MPs chose to step down from Parliament at the May's General Election. Many will also recall that the issue fo expenses came about largely due to the Freedom of information campaigning by Heather Brooke and the fact that the House of Commons fought tooth and nail to avoid disclosing the information, and then, when it was eventually leaked, the roof came falling in.

One of the things that had many people up in arms was not however the more outlandish claims that some members made, but also the fact that as they were stepping down they would all receive a nice little Golden Goodbye in the form of a resettlement grant, which is calculated based length of service and detailed in a table in the Green Book.

However, the grant is not something former MPs get automagically. They still have to make an official application for the grant using one of the many forms that Parliament has. So who made applications for the grant from public money and how much did they receive? Who knows?

Well the House of Commons does but they've decided you're not allowed to know because it would be a breach of the Data Protection Act, at least that's was their argument when responding to an FoI on the matter.

We have concluded that this information is exempt from the disclosure. We can confirm that this information is held by the House of Commons.

However, your request for this information is refused. This information is exempt by virtue of section 40 (2) of the Freedom of Information Act 2000 (the exemption for personal information), as disclosure of this information to the public generally, in the House’s view, would not be consistent with data protection principles in the Data Protection Act 1998 (DPA).

In particular, it cannot be disclosed without contravening the first principle as none of the relevant conditions for the processing of personal data are satisfied. This is an absolute exemption and the public interest test does not apply.
Now there may be some that agree with this, after all, the people receiving the money are not MPs and are actually "former" MPs (alternatively Joe Public). However, given so many stood down after expenses scandals, and given that came about after the House and its members consistently tried to block the information being released, isn't the claim that the "public interest test does not apply" at least partly, if not wholly, bollocks?

There are currently three former MPs awaiting trial on allegations of false accounting after the whole expenses saga, doesn't the public have a right to know whether they have been given more taxpayers money since leaving? What's more don't we have a right to know in general which MPs have received public funds as a goodbye present?

Update:
A former researcher has been in touch to note that I;m being unfair and that the resettlement grant money is used by former MPs to make redundancy payments to their staff, and is not pocketed entirely by them. Whilst I understand this, I still think that knowing how much was actually paid to each former MP shouldn't be withheld. How they spend it is their private business, but how much they receive, if any, isn't.

What a logo....

Wonder how much it cost and whether the people that did it also wear white pointy hats whilst burning crosses in the evening?
Logo at Speed Staffing LLC via imgur.com

If only.....

From Hansard,

Jonathan Edwards: To ask the Deputy Prime Minister what assessment he made of the merits of making the content of the Your Freedom website available in languages other than English.

The Deputy Prime Minister: The goal of Your Freedom is to allow as many people as possible to contribute their ideas and comments in a cost-effective way. An assessment was made of translating the content into other languages but all options considered were felt to be disproportionately expensive.
Oh how I wish Clegg had just said "We didn't do it in Welsh for the same reason that the majority of your own website isn't in Welsh."

Would never happen though.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Chchch.....change!

Daily Mail (Associated Press) - 20th July 2010



Evening Standard (Associated Press) - 19th March 2007



Conclusions:

  1. They've been talking about it for years but not actually done it.
  2. They did it, spent it, and within 3 years a further £400 million materialised from the ether.
  3. The figure is completely made up by the press/civil service/aliens.
  4. There has not been a change of Government but instead a change of reptilian humanoids after a particularly vicious power struggle on the mothership hiding behind the moon.

You decide (or add further ones)




 

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