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  1. Graeme Smith GraemeSmith49 Murali 800 test wickets!!!!brilliant.great test career and a really good man.glad I don't need to face him in test cricket again:)
  2. Daniel Burt trubnad If I were an asylum seeker, I'd try slip in while Masterchef was on
  3. name georgelazenby As a guy, if you ever want to know if your straight male friend is really your friend, hold his hand in public and start counting.
  4. Daniella Marie. LaFilipina #youonestupidmf goin back to the person that played you, beat you and cheated on you and still expectin' a change.
  5. Omer M. Mozaffar mozaffar On this day in history, John Scopes is found guilty of not teaching theology in Science class.
  6. ryan good thatrygood Just got word from @KennyHamilton that horace grant is in the audience tonight. Is he wearing goggles Hamilton?
  7. Louie Giglio louiegiglio Goodbye Canis Majoris. New "big dog" star discovered. 10 million x brighter than our Sun. 265 x our Sun's mass. OMG. http://bit.ly/ayzAH4
  8. Nina Dobrev ninadobrev As a result,after watching"Inception"I am now questioning my reality.Am I dreaming now?If so how long?How do I know..if so how do I wake up?
  9. POWERHOUSELIVE POWERHOUSELIVE It's up it's up!! The SMTOWN LIVE '10 WORLD TOUR in Los Angeles: Seating Chart http://twitpic.com/27h2n7
  10. Lucius Kwok luciuskwok I can't wait until @flipboard actually works. Literally. I'm deleting this app off my iPad.
  11. BeatlesToThePeople beatlestopeople "Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see." (Strawberry Fields Forever) - The Beatles!
  12. Patton Oswalt pattonoswalt Just got approval from Disney to stage-dive during the TRON panel tomorrow. Husky kids up front, please!
  13. Joe Rogan joerogan I visited my myspace page today for the first time in months. I felt like it was an abandoned child that I left in a retarded jungle.
  14. Devon Wordlaw Darkskin Girls want to look perfect for a bunch of guys...... But a Woman wants to look beautiful for only "1" Man.... #Truth
  15. Sean Moeller realdaytrotter We are excited to say that a Wilco Daytrotter session is finally going to happen, in just two weeks time.
  16. Ms.FuckYoThoughts Catt_NuffSaid Girrl , my baby gonna be something when he grow up .. thats why i named him Lebron Barack Bryant #RatchetTweet
  17. Ken Case kcase OmniFocus for iPad has been submitted to the App Store! (Latest stats are that 85% of new apps are reviewed within 7 days.)
  18. Post the Love postthelove PTL Post: An "ex" is called an "ex" because it's an EXample of who you shouldn't go for… http://goo.gl/fb/E0tBC
  19. Joey McIntyre joeymcintyre 22 years ago tonight- New Kids first show opening up for Tiffany in Des Moines, Iowa. Umm... It went well. Thanks, Tiff xoxo
  20. Destery Smith CapnDesDes I wonder if it's possible to care TOO much about someone. where you get hurt if they do ANYTHING you don't approve of, mountain or molehill.