In a move that surprises exactly no one, Bristol Palin and baby daddy-turned-fiance Levi Johnston are shopping around a reality show that will chronicle whatever it is that they do, reports People.

Since CMT already has a show called “My Big Redneck Wedding“, they’ll have to get a little creative with the title. “America’s Next Top Teen Mom”? “The Real Degenerates of Wasilla”? “Bristol & Levi: It’s Refudiated“?

Leave your own in the comments.

LEVI JOHNSTON & BRISTOL PALIN

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PEEWEE HERMAN

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NEIL PATRICK HARRIS

Via The Daily What

(BTW, if you don’t know what’s going on here, then you need to spend more time on the Internet.)

Good news, nerds! The sequel to the ridiculously successful 2009 Star Trek reboot will begin filming in January 2011, with a planned release for June 2012. Thank you Bruce Greenwood for spilling the beans to Hollywood.com!

J.J. Abrams will continue to helm as director, and Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto will reprise their roles. No word yet if Zoe Saldana‘s hot bod will be returning (but if she doesn’t, I’m boycotting. [Okay, not really.]).

ZOE SALDANA in STAR TREK

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A Justin Bieber and Spaghetti Cat show? Someone is using their noggin! Let’s petition to get this made for real!

BETTY WHITE

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We all rejoiced when Conan O’Brien was nominated for the Emmy for hosting an “Outstanding Variety, Music or Comedy Series.” Too bad we won’t be able to see him accept it.

Hollywood.com reports that the NBC telecast will not include Conan’s category this year. C’mon you NBC jerks — can’t you give Conan one tiny moment in the sun? Did Leno put you up to this by offering to buy you like forty Cadillacs with his chin alone??? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!

CONAN O’BRIEN

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