“A DIFFERENT STYLE OF DECORATING AWAITS YOU IN THIS EXQUISITE PROPERTY” shouts the listing for this “UNIQUE PROPERTY,” which the real estate agent suggests is “IDEAL FOR A BB.”

As in a BB gun? As in what you might feel like using to shoot out the lights? So you wouldn’t have to see the prinked-out bedroom? And imagine yourself going into that top room every morning for breakfast and being so blinded by the shiny, shiny objects that you can’t find your oatmeal?

Found by: Brittany. *ahem* This Canadian house can be yours for CA$169,500.

Oh, Swissians, even your Honeybuckets are classier than the ones us American slobs content ourselves with. Sorry, dear readers — I know you want these in your own houses, but it is Not For Sale (at least not as far as I can tell without getting into some rather disturbing Google searches). You might be able to rig something up with shower stall doors you scrounge off craigslist and some window film.

You’ll be the talk of the next Home Owners’ Association, I promise.

Found by: Kirsi

Sir: please switch your iPhone to its back camera. Thank you.
Found by: Sue

It’s a backyard, damn it. Not a driveway. Not a parking lot. It’s a backyard, and it’s clearly labeled, and it’s your turn to mow.

Found By: Lynne

Meow meow meow location meow meow meow closets meow meow walk to stores meow meow great school district meow meow priced to sell meow meow charming meow meow granite countertops meow meow meow!
Found by: Benjamin

Loveliest comment, by Kat: Your commentary reminded me of Mister Rogers’s adorable puppet kitty in the Neighborhood of Make-Believe, Henrietta Pussycat.

Meow think meow cat makes meow meow good listing agent!

What’s that, Chair?

There’s something you want us to see inside? Well, okay, if you feel that strongly about it… Oooh! Look!

MULTI-SINK! Which goes a long way towards explaining how a 1,094 square foot house can have three bedrooms and a bathroom: they all just kind of ooooch together. Or maybe the toilet and the bathroom sink are just socializing in the kitchen, but will be returning to their own room any minute now.
Found by: Nina

ARE YOU CALM YET?!?

I CAN SENSE THAT YOU ARE NOT ENTIRELY IN A MEDITATIVE STATE

OH GOOD GLAD TO SEE YOU’RE APPROACING YOUR BUDDHA-NATURE IN THESE TRANQUIL SURROUNDINGS

NOW LET’S RELAX WITH A NICE CUP OF TEA. YOU, ME, AND THIS BIG OL’ BUDDHA STATUE. HE TAKES HIS WITH EXTRA HONEY, THANKS.

Found by: Cedric

Loveliest comment, by glasgowtremontaine: Throughout the surprisingly big Asian continent, nothing says ZEN like prayer flags, wrathful deities, and zebra-head rugs.

Rapunzel found this castle much easier to escape from. Screw letting would-be rescuers climb up her hair; she just jumped out the window and bounced away.

Found By: Betty (edit: the link’s dead. Rapunzel’s father must have sold the place after she fled.)

Loveliest comment, by tuulikki: When I look at the photo, I want to add four Barbies of appropriate size, as columns to support the central tower. I guess we’ve circled back to 6yo birthday cake. (You can decide for yourselves how they should be dressed.)

For those who thought that last week’s hippie campers were a little too lacking in plumbing and such I present this vehicular house, which, oddly, appears to not have a garage.

The shock absorbers make it perfect for people living in earthquake-prone areas, and the ridiculousness makes certain you’ll never take yourself too seriously. Come on, it’s Monday morning, you’re heading out the door to work — and you lock your front door by pressing a key fob and hearing it go beep? That’s excellent.

It isn’t even that odd, really. If a minivan can be advertising itself as a place to take a nap, why shouldn’t a house be… a place… for driving… uh… no, I’ve lost even myself. I’ll just point out that the house is located a mere 400 miles — that’s 1,489,501 cubits if you’re European and prefer metric — from the Nürburgring. You wouldn’t even have to wake the kids up before the road trip started; just start the house’s engine, tootle down the A1, and you’ll have your house racing around the North Loop by lunch.

Found by: Lynn. More here. The bit about the key fob and the beep might just be wishful thinking on my part.

Loveliest comment, by Stuart: “Beige one!” *slug!*
“Knock it off, Gerda, I’m serious.”

Person has mentioned house on blog.

Found by: Diana

Loveliest comment, by Dave: This is the worst primer ever.