There is a new national crisis, far more important than securing our borders or battling terrorism. Two of the biggest dangers to art and intellect on Earth,
James Cameron and the Black Eyed Peas, are teaming up to bring us what can only be described as the anti-'Last Waltz.' It appears that Cameron, of 'Titanic' and 'Avatar' infamy, has signed on to direct a 3-D tour documentary about the stunningly over-the-top pop group behind '
Imma Be Rockin' That Body.'
The ever-modest
will.i.am explained the pairing by saying, "We have the biggest director because we are the biggest group on the planet." He also boasted that the three-dimensional film about his two-dimensional music will feature a "dope" storyline dreamed up by
Cameron. If the plot is as engaging as that of 'Avatar,' at least the
Peas' front man is in no danger of being overshadowed by the "story." We've heard rumblings that
Obama is convening an emergency meeting of the U.N. Security Council to threaten sanctions if the unholy allies don't put an end to their intellectually destructive project, but, as of now, a nuclear option is not on the table. That could change, however, if
Michael Bay gets involved. [From:
Vibe, via:
Geekosystem]