Superman is Coming! Everybody Look Busy!

Superman is Coming! Everybody Look Busy!

Superman may be coming to your town, but only if you write him an invitation. As part of an upcoming promotional effort, DC Comics is asking fans to write the Man of Steel and tell him why he should pay them a visit. The most convincing writers will see Superman...

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Gallery: Ninjas Are Awesome

Gallery: Ninjas Are Awesome

Ninjas are awesome. And anyone who begs to differ can say it to a Ninja’s face and see what happens. We’re guessing they’d get a Katana in the jugular. We’ve put together a gallery of the most bad ass Ninjas, all for their respective reasons;...

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8 Ways to Keep ‘X-Men: First Class’ From Sucking

8 Ways to Keep ‘X-Men: First Class’ From Sucking

News broke this week that X-Men: First Class has selected actor Michael Fassbender to play the young Magneto, and X-Men fans are all a tizzy about who will be cast next in the mutant prequel. With Mathew Vaughn already announced to direct, and James McAvoy signed...

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Man Vows To Do Anything People Tweet Him To Do

Man Vows To Do Anything People Tweet Him To Do

Twitter is on a slow decline. They won’t admit it but stats show many people who sign up never return after a month or so and the regular users are getting fed up because of the constant downtime and Fail Whale sightings. Much like my neighbor finding my...

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Behold: A Burger with Grilled Cheese Sandwiches for Buns

Behold: A Burger with Grilled Cheese Sandwiches for Buns

It’s been a while since anyone really improved on the hamburger. The cheeseburger was a good start, but that was a long time ago. Sure, we pile on toppings like bacon and jalapenos, and we increase beef patties, but the overall structure has remained the...

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Gallery: Candid Heidi Montag Photos

Gallery: Candid Heidi Montag Photos

Heidi Montag, the infamous reality TV star who bent like a limp noodle to the will of her douchebag boyfriend Spencer Pratt, augmenting her breasts, sculpting her face and losing all self-respect in the process. Here’s to when Heidi Montag could actually...

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9 Types of Websites That Encapsulate the Internet

9 Types of Websites That Encapsulate the Internet

Can you remember life before the internet? It was weird. You had to interact with people face to face, you had to visit the bank, and you had to read books and magazines like some sort of caveman. Although the internet has made our lives easier in myriad ways,...

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Clean Up Your Dirty Mouth Writing With Pepper Mouth

Clean Up Your Dirty Mouth Writing With Pepper Mouth

I’ve been told on more than a few occasions that I’d be a much more widely read and publishable author if I curbed my proclivity to use profanity to get my point across.To those people I extend a “Thank you” for the feedback and a “go...

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Teenager, Tranny Prostitute Attempt to Rob Gas Station with Caulk Gun

Teenager, Tranny Prostitute Attempt to Rob Gas Station with Caulk Gun

Poor Johnnie Limuel. The 68-year-old gas station attendant was at work, minding his own business, when a tranny walked in and bought some cigarettes and gas. No big deal. Everybody needs gas, even trannies. But as soon as the tranny walked out, in walked a teenager,...

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Gallery: A Super “Super Mario” Collection

Gallery: A Super “Super Mario” Collection

A collection of some of the most impressive and unique perspectives on this timeless gaming hero and icon. From the speculative and bizarre to the realistic and dark, Mario [...] Continue Reading…

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How Bruckheimer Will Win His First Oscar

How Bruckheimer Will Win His First Oscar

According to Box Office Mojo, the cumulative gross of every Jerry Bruckheimer film is more than $4.1 billion and the average gross per movie is more than $110 million. [...] Continue Reading…

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Get Stuffed: Give Your Partner The Gift Of You

Get Stuffed: Give Your Partner The Gift Of You

Women often complain that they never spend enough “quality time” with their man. He is always working, hanging out with friends or in the arms of a baby-oiled stripper. [...] Continue Reading…

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