Hot Links for 6-23-2010
June 23, 2010 at 9:54 am by Chris Illuminati - (1) Comment
1. When Passengers Go Nuts — 5 Airplane Rides Gone Bad
Make Your Mark. Aspirational lifestyle TV. Feed your ego.
Superman may be coming to your town, but only if you write him an invitation. As part of an upcoming promotional effort, DC Comics is asking fans to write the Man of Steel and tell him why he should pay them a visit. The most convincing writers will see Superman...
Read MoreNinjas are awesome. And anyone who begs to differ can say it to a Ninja’s face and see what happens. We’re guessing they’d get a Katana in the jugular. We’ve put together a gallery of the most bad ass Ninjas, all for their respective reasons;...
Read MoreNews broke this week that X-Men: First Class has selected actor Michael Fassbender to play the young Magneto, and X-Men fans are all a tizzy about who will be cast next in the mutant prequel. With Mathew Vaughn already announced to direct, and James McAvoy signed...
Read MoreJune 23, 2010 at 9:54 am by Chris Illuminati - (1) Comment
1. When Passengers Go Nuts — 5 Airplane Rides Gone Bad
Twitter is on a slow decline. They won’t admit it but stats show many people who sign up never return after a month or so and the regular users are getting fed up because of the constant downtime and Fail Whale sightings. Much like my neighbor finding my...
Read MoreIt’s been a while since anyone really improved on the hamburger. The cheeseburger was a good start, but that was a long time ago. Sure, we pile on toppings like bacon and jalapenos, and we increase beef patties, but the overall structure has remained the...
Read MoreHeidi Montag, the infamous reality TV star who bent like a limp noodle to the will of her douchebag boyfriend Spencer Pratt, augmenting her breasts, sculpting her face and losing all self-respect in the process. Here’s to when Heidi Montag could actually...
Read MoreCan you remember life before the internet? It was weird. You had to interact with people face to face, you had to visit the bank, and you had to read books and magazines like some sort of caveman. Although the internet has made our lives easier in myriad ways,...
Read MoreJune 22, 2010 at 9:50 am by Chris Illuminati - (1) Comment
1. Billy West on the Return of ‘Futurama’
3. The Hottest Chick On G4 TV is…
4. Lindsay Lohan Defends Porn Queen Role
5. Seinfeld’s 10 Best Sports Moments
6. This Shirtless ‘Conan’ Pic is Confusing On Multiple Levels
7. Justin Bieber Targeting His Music To Babies
8. The US and Japanese Navys Have Different Recruitment Strategies
9. 25 Chicks in Granny Panties
10. Ten Professional Wrestling Moves That Could Improve Your Sex Life
I’ve been told on more than a few occasions that I’d be a much more widely read and publishable author if I curbed my proclivity to use profanity to get my point across.To those people I extend a “Thank you” for the feedback and a “go...
Read MoreJune 21, 2010 at 5:58 pm by Knox Harrington - (1) Comment
1. Giant 31-Inch Mustache Wins U.S. Title
2. 3 Lions Take on a Herd of Buffalo
3. Getting Drunk the Wrong Way
5. 6 Modes of Transportation That Won’t Attract the Ladies
6. Robert Pattinson ‘Disses’ Twilight Fans
9. The Porn Time Management Pie Chart
10. A Week Full of Models Leaving Very Little to the Imagination
Poor Johnnie Limuel. The 68-year-old gas station attendant was at work, minding his own business, when a tranny walked in and bought some cigarettes and gas. No big deal. Everybody needs gas, even trannies. But as soon as the tranny walked out, in walked a teenager,...
Read MoreA collection of some of the most impressive and unique perspectives on this timeless gaming hero and icon. From the speculative and bizarre to the realistic and dark, Mario [...] Continue Reading…
Read MoreAccording to Box Office Mojo, the cumulative gross of every Jerry Bruckheimer film is more than $4.1 billion and the average gross per movie is more than $110 million. [...] Continue Reading…
Read MoreWomen often complain that they never spend enough “quality time” with their man. He is always working, hanging out with friends or in the arms of a baby-oiled stripper. [...] Continue Reading…
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