Red heads

RE:  Rudd’s crying and Masterchef’s Sobbery, I found this article interesting.

http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/2010-06-29-cultureofoverreacting29_CV_N.htm

Red Barren - Man friend gone, nicked off her

Red Bull- after her first election broken promise

Better red than dead
When Julia dispatches the next challenger to her authoritah.

Reds under the beds
Gillard and Ferguson hide from the media following mining tax debacle.

Red bully
Gillard humiliates Abbott in parliament.

Blue ribbon candidate sees Red on election day
Enough said.

Black and white and red all over
Gillard dons a Collingwood jersey.

Red rocks deli
Gillard raises tax on smallgoods.

Battin’ Rouge
Gillard names herself first drop in Prime Minister’s XI.

She’s apples: Pink Lady says leadership not under threat
Save this one for election year 2013.

Better Rudd than dud
Rudd talks up legacy.

Rudd’s under the buds
Rudd discovers alternative lifestyle as back-bencher.

Fanta Pants - for another of those inevitable articles on her wardrobe

Fire Crotch - for another of those inevitable articles on her hair

Crimson Tide - The new PM has a hissy fit over seemingly nothing whatsoever. 

Thanks for the pic of the fruit bat, that is a decent set of lugs.  I absolutely refuse to offer the puerile suggestion that the wingnuts head is screwed on, but only fingertight.

Or the facile headline, Abbott seeks public opinion, “I’m all ears.”

You should be ashamed of yourself Jack Marx, this is silly and quite unbecoming given the solemn and dignified bearing of our nations leaders and aspirants.

If you’d had a bit of breeding and a “proper” education you’d have learnt a thing or two about the hunt, sportmanship, and big slow moving targets.  You dreadfull man.

Reddy or not, here she comes.

Announcement of or lead up to election day.

An N, an I, Two G’s, an E and an R

- On the irony of Julia’s first racist remark.

Red Rover - PM spotted bushwalking
Red Rose - PM spotted rowing on Lake BG
Red Corvette - PM wolf-whistles soldier
Little Red Ruseter - PM hatches new plan
Red Robin - PM accused of stealing from the rich
AND
Bit On the Nose - Abbott savages PM in sessiontime

Red Riding Hood…
Sex scandle involving the PM and mysterious underworld figure.

Take it as Red…
The inevitable conclusion that NAPLAN doesn’t improve literacy

Toxic Coppertone....
Experts warn of the health risks linked to Gillard’s twang.

Mew Long Rouge - Julia talks too much
Red, White and Blue - Julia has a fight with a guy who is not the President of the United States.
Reddy, Steady, Go! Julia calls the election.
Helen Reddy - move over bitch - there’s a new woman roarin’
Red Faces - Julia farts in Parliament and blames it on Martin Ferguson.
Red Riding Hood - Julia goes cruising in the Burbs
The Scarlet Letter - Julia types out termination letter to Kevin

I very much enjoyed that.  although I will dispute with you the spelling or “ranga” - something I have given way too much thought to: ive thought: is it “ranger”?  no.  thats ranger, like a park ranger.  is it “wranger”?  closer, more specific and clearly not a park ranger, but the w throws you off.  is it “ranga”, a weird make up word and still one that can phonetically be thought of as “ranga” more sounding like “ranger”.  you have to get past the whole thing of WR sound and R sound.  ive decided on WRANGA.  thats the most phonetical equivalent.  you cant get WRANGA wrong.  its a special australian word, so we need to protect it phonetically....

it sounds culturally right.  WRANGA!

RED Y MAID!

Julia has an affair with a Spanish waitress.

Red Dawn - for her first day after she wins the election should she do so and she probably will.

Red Sonja - if we ever have WW3 whilst she’s in power.

I stole those from two movie titles. I’m awesome.

She’s 49 years old. Her natural hair colour would most likely be grey, actually.

Carrot and stick approach
Surely a most versatile headline for any govt announcement.
Or a retrospective headline for her rise to power.

Simply Red?

Labor’s hunt for redhead October - October Federal election?

Bloodnut - Libs taken to Abbottoir (after next election)