More proof that Ninjas > Pirates

In the eternal battle of Ninja V Pirate there are certain skills which are passed down from generation to generation. Ninjas have for generations perfected their ancient art whether it be foot, weapon or deception. Pirates have perfected the art of drinking rum, and not eating enough citrus.

Whether you be a ninja or you be a pirate, (but wouldn’t you rather be a ninja) this shirt’s got the info you need to get you back in the game and start showing off your mad skills.

A note to Pirates: Really, Pirates? You can’t remember your one move? Really? Really?! Maybe lay off the grog a bit. Oh no, Mr. Pirate, is that a ninja behind you? Haha, just kidding, you can’t see a ninja sneaking up on you… until it’s too late. LOL, scared pirate! LOL.

Looking for a little behind the scenes t-shirts secrets? Some of us in the office wanted to call this shirt “Ninja Cheat Sheet” but then we were informed that Ninjas don’t cheat. … (they’re making me say that… whole office… surrounded by ninjas… cheating ninjas… please send help… the game of life can’t end this way… I don’t even have any tiny kid pegs in my fake plastic car piece… still haven’t found the pink peg of my dreams… argh…)
This week you can get our design in either black (for stealthy night missions) or white/sand (for snow and beach missions) It’s all up to you to decide.

Men’s/Unisex Shirt in Black or White  and Women’s Shirt in Black or Sand
Please see our FAQ for Sizing. Shirts are tight-fitted, so you might want to order one size larger. Women’s cuts run skinny, like junior sizes, so some women have recommended going two sizes larger or getting the Unisex shirt to be safe.
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