Celebrity Rehab Postponed
There is a show out there that is on VH1 or MTV or some shit and it is called Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew and they are postponing the show’s start date this season because they do not have enough celebrities who are fucked up enough to be on the show on their roster.
I am actually thinking about watching the show because Tila Tequila will be on there and I love that gutterslut. As I have said multiple times before, she blocked me on Twitter which is an awesome place to see attention whores whore it up old school style. I will look into the show and actually watch when it starts and will report on here when some celeb snaps and runs naked through the parking lot. I hope that celeb is Tila Tequila.
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By Tom O
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Lindsay Lohan Found A New Drug
Lindsay Lohan has been wearing a SCRAM bracelet for about a week or so now and she had to go through the agonizing pain all alcoholics do and attend Memorial Day bbqs and whatnot and watch people get hammered and there isn’t shit for her to do about it.
Of course Lindsay is too good to go to a scummy bbq so she went to some parties instead and instead of getting wasted she drank can after can of red bull. I like red bull but if you drink too many cans of it, not only will you wanna jump out of your skin with energy but you will wanna puke up whatever is in your stomach cause you start shaking so badly.
Of course I have something that is known to give women energy for hours and has been known to cure cancer. I won’t say what it is but it come from my body from an organ that rhymes with fleenis. Just sayin’.
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By Tom O
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Gary Coleman Might Die
Earlier this week Gary Coleman had an accident at his Utah home and was taken to a hospital close by and was treated for a brain hemorrhage. Those seem to be popular these days.
I am not sure if he will survive as he is now on life support but he is one of my favorite d-list celebrities and if you know me, you know I like d-list celebrities much more than I like the snobby a-listers. I hope he pulls through. He is a cool guy.
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Bitch Is Fuckin’ Retarded
Lindsay Lohan seems to be completely oblivious that when she dyes her hair, any color, it looks like shit. Lindsay has something that a lot of people don’t have and would give an arm and a leg to get, red hair.
She dyed her hair last night as if somehow that would make her more fucckable and damn was she wrong. By the way, she has to film scenes in Texas supposedly and she had black hair for that so does that mean that role is over or was she lying about it to begin with? I bet the latter.
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Ellen DeGeneres Starts Record Label
I am not sure what ellen DeGeneres knows about the music industry other than she likes to dance to music but she thinks it is the best idea in the world to start a record label. I am still not sure what the fuck she is doing on Amercian Idol cause as far as I am concerned, bitch is tone deaf.
I guess sitting around all day eating Portia DeRossi’s pussy can get boring (wouldn’t bore me) so now she is starting a record label and signed that douche bag YouTube kid who is famous on YouTube. Fuckers on YouTube should never be allowed to go anywhere near L.A. cause whatever the fuck they are doing, no matter how many views they get, it is a fluke.
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By Tom O