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Republicans Form Committee to Explore Possible Anti-Elena Kagan Talking Points (0)
Washington, D.C. – From the moment President Obama announced his pick for the soon-to-be vacant seat on the Supreme Court, both house and senate republicans convened behind closed doors to evaluate their collective position, or rather opposition, of nominee Elena Kagan.
The Anti-Kagan Talking Point Committee has since meet on four separate occasions, each time discussing [...]
Top 10: Craziest Election Results (4)
5/10/10 •
We all know that sometimes, election results are whack. Maybe the guy you voted for didn’t get in, maybe the predicted result you betted on was way off – maybe you’re just sad that your governor doesn’t have the deep-throating experience necessary to run a state. Here’s our list of the weirdest, wrongest and stupidest [...]
Obama To Replace Jay Leno on Tonight Show (0)
5/03/10 •
Los Angeles — In response to his highly praised and highly humorous speech at the 2010 White House Correspondents dinner, television network NBC has announced this morning that it will radically alter the late night comedy landscape once again by pushing Jay Leno out of the 11:35 Tonight Show spot he recently grabbed back from [...]
Florida Tourism Board Approves Pro-Bestiality Ad Campaign (0)
4/30/10 •
Tallahassee, Florida — The Florida Tourism Board has announced that it will be throwing its support of the Florida State Legislator’s unwillingness to in any way improve its pro-bestiality laws by gearing its entire summer 2010 ad campaign towards those with a predilection for having sex with animals.
Steven Marlin, the head of the Florida Tourism [...]
One Shitty Deal… (0)
4/27/10 •
Goldman Sachs exec skates around questioning from Senator Carl Levin about a “shitty deal” as CPAC producers shift uncomfortably in their seats and face the unfamiliar prospect that their channel might actually be interesting.
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