People - watch out! When you’ve reached a certain age, time starts rushing by so quickly. Today I was invited to HK International Arts Festival without even knowing that was what it was before I was standing in the convention centre looking at art. (I knew it was art because two of the guys there wore suits with short trousers - and bow ties.) I could have sworn it had only been a few months since the last arts festival, like last October, and then it turned out to be a whole year. I give up.
So that meant it’s also been a whole year since the last Count A Cow-day on Lantau, I figured, and sure enough, on Sunday we’ll be turning out in herds to count the bovine population of this beautiful island; every water buffalo, weird neck-cow and weird hanging chin-cow will be counted and registered in Lantau Buffalo Association’s annals.
We need people, so please come to Pui O School this Sunday at 8.30, wearing sunscreen and carrying the normal paraphernalia. You’ll be given an area through which to roam and a form to fill in, the association needs to know the state of the cows, the number of calves they have and how they behave. (That I can tell you right now: They stand around, eating. Then they chew the cud. Then they lie down for a bit. And in the case of water buffalo: They roll around in mud, then nip around a nearby river to swim.)
But aren’t they wild - feral? You ask. Why count them? Can’t they just be allowed to roam freely as before, uncounted?
You’ll be interested and maybe shocked to know that these peaceful and magnificent animals have many enemies, primarily in the shape of villagers (the cows are big and scary! They poo! And they slow down the traffic by several seconds each time they cross the road!) and by the Agriculture and Fisheries Department (we can’t have animals walking around. This is Asia’s World City! Where else do you see cows walking around? Among peasants, that’s where.)
Was it two years ago (probably five according to my warped sense of time) that the Ag and Fish decided to “move” 17 water buffalos from Pui O - by sedating them stacking them on top of each other in a truck? 16 died. So, according to my friend Tania, we must carry out the counting because “we need to do & do it right to get numbers accurately, then we know who or what gets nabbed, culled, BBQ-ed , in trouble etc and which buff who lives where & with what herd. ”
So make this Sunday your Save A Cow Day. Roll up, roll up. You were going hiking anyway, so why not combine it with something supremely useful?
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