MTuckerNo10
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Ok, wish me luck. The future of this country relies upon me getting those two fucking blank tiles
about 7 hours ago
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For those not in the loop, Cleggy fucking loves a game of Scrabble, and the word on the street is Dave is shit at it
about 9 hours ago
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Off round to the Clegg house for some paella and a game of Scrabble
about 9 hours ago
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@ Seriously pal, you've got less intelligence than an especially stupid tree trunk
about 10 hours ago
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RT @: Fuck me, you use the N word once and you are a member of the KKK. <-- I'd have said BNP myself. Fuckwit
about 10 hours ago
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RT @: Sorry no tweets since Friday, normal service will be resumed later <-- no rush pal
about 10 hours ago
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RT @: Didier drogba, you pathetic little nigger! <-- you're a charming little CUNT, aren't you?
about 10 hours ago
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@ You're like a fucking herpes sore, but more annoying and shitter at journalism
about 12 hours ago
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in reply to Twittlejohn
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RT @: punters down my local always telling me I should be PM! <-- there's a bar at the mental hospital now?
about 17 hours ago
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RT @: @ Though I don't consider McDonalds food <-- As if there's anythig you don't consider food!
1:26 PM May 8th
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RT @: @ ...don't tell me, McDonalds said 'no'? <--- can you go 5 mins without thinking about food?
12:42 PM May 8th
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RT @: I love Britain's Got Talent. <--- must be nice for you to see people who have what you don't. Talent
12:09 PM May 8th
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Ok troops, the line is 'The PM is the only one who can lead. Dave & Nick are like two schoolboys swapping football stickers'
6:47 AM May 8th
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RT @: next saturday night im doing a MARATHON in a BRA for breast cancer!
6:44 AM May 8th
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@ Dont forget the pictures, eh?
6:44 AM May 8th
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in reply to _BrownEyedGirl
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The Chinese menu is your specialist subject. RT @: Closest you'll get to No. 10 now is ordering spare ribs off the Chinese menu
5:11 PM May 7th
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@ Don't you need to get on a light aircraft with Nigel Farage, you enormous bucket of hydrogenated fat?
11:45 AM May 7th
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in reply to Twittlejohn
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More 'Shit Campaign Tips' to come once I get hooked up to my IV drip of pure taurine.
11:36 AM May 7th
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Shit Campaign Tip: Don't turn up to student hustings in constituency with large student population. Fucks sake @
11:31 AM May 7th
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Jesus, stop fucking blinking Milliband. It looks like you're having an epileptic fit, and you're going to give me one
9:53 AM May 7th
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- Name Malcolm Tucker
- Location Downing Street
- Bio I am not the story.
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