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JeremyJHardy

  1. Tried to be coherent on the Newsquiz but was too tired. Sorry listeners about 6 hours ago via web
  2. My daughter has agreed to vote the same way as me. I think that means I've failed as a parent. 9:14 AM May 6th via web
  3. Don't read this if you want to be cheered up: http://omg.ly/taCt 1:29 PM May 5th via web
  4. In Henley on Thames, vote Sinn Fein. 12:42 PM May 5th via web
  5. I know you Lib Dems are good souls but I'm afraid your leader is ready to sup with the devil. So you can't have Streatham. 12:35 PM May 5th via web
  6. Greens also have a chance in Lewisham and Cambridge. 12:32 PM May 5th via web
  7. Apparently Greens have a chance in Norwich South. Go on, then. 10:36 AM May 5th via web
  8. My life is nearly over and I can't bear to spend any more of it under the Tories. 9:33 AM May 5th via web
  9. But vote for Caroline Lucas in Brighton. 9:17 AM May 5th via web
  10. Sorry Greens. I think I'm going to have to vote Labour this time. But I do love you. 9:08 AM May 5th via web
  11. Bita Ghaeti's deportation cancelled for now, no thanks to the govt. Congratulations to all campaigners. 6:20 AM May 5th via web
  12. RT @gillibobs29: @JeremyJHardy Hi, any chance you cld RT #Happybdaylordmooch for my lovely Michael. As a present, I want to get him as a ... 8:02 AM May 4th via web
  13. I am going to Stratford Upon Avon to do a book thing. That is all. 3:13 AM May 3rd via web
  14. RT @shreen_ayob: @JeremyJHardy UK goverment "too busy" to stop Bita being deported to her death next week: http://bit.ly/bycprw PLEASE R ... 10:37 AM May 1st via web
  15. My last tweet confused some. It was intended to point out in a humorous way that England is not an island. Let me unplug my microphone... 9:41 AM Apr 29th via web
  16. UKIP man says England is a small island. Yep, so small the coastline doesn't even go all the way round. 6:45 AM Apr 29th via web
  17. Condom wrapper on the front path. I'm glad the foxes are taking safe sex seriously. 12:09 PM Apr 28th via web
  18. @AvaVidal Happy Birthday, Ava. x 1:12 AM Apr 27th via web in reply to AvaVidal
  19. RT @Jim_McD: @JeremyJHardy Jezza, did you hear Quentin Letts say "they were all Jizzed up"! On live Sky TV? 2:55 AM Apr 23rd via web
  20. Happy St George's Day to all my Palestinian friends, and thanks for letting us borrow him. 2:52 AM Apr 23rd via web
  • Name Jeremy Hardy
  • Location Mostly Streatham
  • Bio I was born a coalminer's daughter. In a cabin, on a hill in Butcher Holler
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