dooce
- I'm glad I spent my entire Saturday massaging a clogged milk duct instead of doing something painful and boring.about 4 hours ago from Birdhouse
- @ now you're a mommytwitterer? WHERE WILL IT STOP?about 6 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Mike_FTW
- We love you, @. You're a part of our family.about 6 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to kdiddle
- Marlo just rolled over. This obviously means that in the future all our money will go to Leta's therapy and Marlo's injuries.about 9 hours ago from Birdhouse
- We recently threw out about 200 frozen bananas. RT @: Is there an embargo on delicious smoothies at the Armstrong residence?5:07 PM Sep 24th from Birdfeed
- There is an overripe banana sitting in the kitchen, and it's taking EVERY MOLECULE OF MY BODY to resist throwing it into the freezer.4:58 PM Sep 24th from Birdhouse
- Note to dooce readers who read via RSS: Jon is fixing it so that the whole picture shows up in the feed. Thanks for your patience!10:41 AM Sep 24th from Tweetie
- RT @: we need help finding her MARISSA WE LOVE U PLEASE CALL JOHN IN CALIFORNIA12:17 PM Sep 23rd from Tweetie
- Me: "Now, that is *my* kind of television."
Jon: "What, a bunch of people screaming at each other?"
Me: "Exactly."5:47 PM Sep 22nd from Birdhouse
- @ you guys stay safe! we're thinking of you!12:58 PM Sep 22nd from Tweetie in reply to leahpeah
- @ sending prayers of strength your way!12:16 PM Sep 22nd from Tweetie in reply to aktracyg
- This one is for @: 9:08 AM Sep 22nd from Tweetie
- RT:@,16 Sara was sentc'd 2 life w/out parole 4 killing man who raped when she wz 13 How do we define justice? 7:39 PM Sep 21st from Tweetie
- Get this, @. Leta has eaten pizza, WHOLE SLICES, for a WEEK since a fifth grader told her it was cool. No joke.6:28 PM Sep 21st from Tweetie in reply to finslippy
- @ you are an angel.6:23 PM Sep 21st from Tweetie in reply to ritaarens
- @ just keep it up with picky eating updates, and OH LOOK, I'M ALL NORMAL.6:23 PM Sep 21st from Tweetie in reply to lateandsoon
- Mary, from Cambridge, MA, you sent me a letter. And it made me cry. Thank you. I really needed that.6:16 PM Sep 21st from Birdhouse
- If I were to write about my day today, you would call me a liar. So I won't. But maybe I will ask you for a prayer for my Granny Boone.5:20 PM Sep 21st from Birdhouse
- @ OMG CORKY'S!!!!!3:39 PM Sep 21st from Tweetie in reply to lizardrebel
- Just got back from a six hour ordeal wherein I "used my power for good." Love you, JJ. We'll get through this together.3:31 PM Sep 21st from Tweetie
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