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Live, from the triple canopy
temperate rainforest, it's ATI.
(At leasT my grampa was In it.)
We begin with a #'s run, 'cause
that's what we do sometimes.
http://www.downcity.net/szarka/music/list.html
http://users.skynet.be/kola/poetry.htm
http://www.geocities.com/rainforest/canopy/4636
http://www.netmanor.com/unity/unity.html
http://www.earthwins.com
http://members.xoom.com/woodstock99
http://earthforcenetwork.com/about/rblackgoat.htm
http://earthforcenetwork.com/about/olyons.htm
http://students.ou.edu/C/Brian.A.Crabtree-1
http://www.tekknowledge.com/gonzo/sausage_creature.txt
http://www.notowar.com
http://pagina.de/capelli
http://www.uwa.moles.org
http://www.cqs.com
http://www.hanksville.org/storytellers
http://www.purl.oclc.org/NET/sand
http://www.webcrunchers.com/india
http://members.xoom.com/AhimsaZine
http://www.whoohah.com
http://www.bikesummer.org/notTelevisedLyrics.htm
http://www.criscenzo.com/jaguar
http://www.angelfire.com/pa/ESF
http://i.am/kokopeli
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Next up after numbers, is letters, but
first a word from our publisher, the
Prime Anarchist.
The power of poetry is the letter P.
It's sexiness is seen in the letter S.
Spooning.
The songs I ditched when you left me.
Oh.
Or?
The songs I left when you ditched me.
Bill Murray on SNL makes me almost
think this world is mine. Of course
Drew Barrymore makes me almost sure.
Shirley, Garbage were great, you were
2, but what's with that stupid dress
you wore? It looked like a gigantic
neck-tie. Was that some kind of
message for Monika and Bill??
If I had to live through tribulation
I would want you there with me Bill.
Man, you rock my world Bill. I love
you, man.
Let me stand next to your fire: Jimmy
Hendrix for the Pontiac Sunfire. I've
got 3 words; You People Suck.
And now, here's OJ Simpson for the
Money Store.
=/=prime outa here=/=
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LETTUCE TO CHEWS FROM
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"gimme an 'eh!'
Thanks for visiting. Put info on
pie throwing on my ecopolitics
secton. This is the second time
visited your fine site, will be
back.
Loved the PIE2K philosophy.
Hydratwo (aol)
Dear Marco,
Sounds like your are having
a great time and bringing
pleasure to many.
Blessings. Joy
P.S. I'm trying to publicize the
Hague Appeal for Peace and the
need for a Mega Coalition to help
the U.S. turn around its priorities--
or "grow up" spiritually."
Could you append this to your
E-mails, or send it out to your list?
____..._______.....___________....._____________..._______...>__
() Initiating a new era of peace, justice, compassion, and ()
| sanity--THE HAGUE APPEAL FOR PEACE takes place May 11 to 15, |
# 1999,in the Netherlands. This gathering marks the 100th anni- #
| versary of the First International Peace Conference at the |
|Hague--which helped lead to the formation of League of Nations.|
# You can join in spirit with individuals & groups from around #
| the world! Spread the word and insist on news coverage! |
() ---> www.Haguepeace.org Joy Crocker(510) 531-2762=20
jcrocker@concentric.net
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Are you into helping us publicize
the Hague Appeal for Peace? We GOTTA
get people coming to the Hague
Mega-coalition that hopefully will
get at the root causes of the
problems that you and I have to
spend so much time protesting and
trying to solve.
Many thanks for any help you
can give.
J.C.
To: Governor.elect@state.mn.us
Hey Governor Ventura,
George The Animal Steele is smarter
than you.
He would have embraced the Native
Americans protecting their ancestral
burial grounds in your state the day
after he was sworn in, or maybe
even sooner!!!
Sincerely,
Marco
ps:
Please eddikate U-self on the issue
if you have no idea what I'm talking
about, ok?
pps: Show me you meant it when you
wore that frilly buckskin vest
lookin' all wannabe, or else I may
have to deal with you the way my dad
used to deal with Chief Jay
Strongblow in front of Fred Vlassic
and everything.
i don't know if you'll get this
message anytime soon, you seem to
have a number of different addresses.
at any rate, i did a dejanews
search for myself (slight paranoia
attack, you know) and came across a
message posted in alt.native (i
believe).
that message, entitled "buffy #3/3"
included a link to my (now moved)
website.
so, i just wanted to drop a line
asking how you came across my site,
what you liked about it, what made
you link it into your newsletter
and also to advise you of the address
change (see the .sig below).
oh, and i looked at some of your
pages.
nice stuff....
later,
mat (!!!)
http://freespeech.org/mat
This week's ATI not brought 2
U by HOOT (tm) brand ketchups
| So similar to Heinz - |
| Your waitstaff can just |
| keep refilling.. |
SCHOOL OF THE AMERICAS WATCH AT
ST. NORBERT COLLEGE
--
By Matthew Reedy
--
For the past three years, St. Norbert
students and a handful of Green Bay
residents have been active members of
the School of the Americas Watch.
The SOA is a military training
facility located on the campus of Fort
Benning, GA. The SOA has trained over
60,000 Central American soldiers since
1946. The annual budget for the SOA is
over $18 million, funded by our tax
dollars. SOA Watch was founded by Fr.
Roy Bourgeois, a MaryKnoll priest.
Fr. Roy began the SOA Watch upon his
discovery of human rights abuses
committed by SOA graduates. Fr. Roy
is a Purple Heart veteran of the
Vietnam [collateral damage capades,
a semi-annual event] and a missionary
to the poor in Central America. He
witnessed first hand the misery
caused by U.S. policy in Central
America. For the past nine years,
peace activists have been protesting
the SOA and calling for its closing.
SOA officials claim that the school
promotes democracy, freedom, and
human rights in Central America.
This stark contrast in viewpoint has
caused the SOA and its existence to
become very controversial at SNC, as
well as in [Wisconsin and] the House
and Senate.
St. Norbert students will be travelling
to Washington, DC to lobby and protest
the SOA, Friday, April 30 thru Monday,
May 3. Please call Matt Reedy or
visit http://www.soaw.org to learn
more about the School of the Americas.
Today is /\
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ATI MUSIC NEWS. I'M CURTIS
BLOWDER. YOU HEARD IT,
mtv sucks, FIRSTEST.
SAN FRANCISCO--SATURDAY'S 22nd
annual presentation of the Bammies
at the Bill Graham Civic Auditorium
didn't just bridge the north and
south of California, it spanned
generations.
Paul Kantner and Joan Baez were
joined by a new generation of LA
flash musicians, including Harvard
educated guitarist Tom Morello
from Rage Against the Machine,
Smashmouth's Steve Harwell and
No Doubt's Gwen Stefani.
Bob Weir and jam-mates Rob
Wasserman on bass, Merl Saunders
on keyboards and Dave Ellis on sax
hooked up with the Long Beach Dub
All-Stars, whose former leader,
Bradley Nowell, died of a drug
overdose.
And most importantly, Bonnie Raitt
won the Arthur M. Sohcot award for
public service, and in keeping with
her ways, promised to give the award
to the woman who has been perched in
a tree for a year to save the
redwoods, Julia ``Butterfly'' Hill.
Always one to go above and beyond,
Raitt said she will climb up the
tree to give it to Hill.
Is this the same Bonnie Raitt who
donated thirty-five Fender acoustic
guitars to Boys and Girls Clubs in
Green Bay, Wisc? Go Bonnie; go
Bonnie; go Bonnie, go...
[this story carved from
barbed-wire cervicles]
dEvaSTATe the rainforest.
S K I T T L E S
"Next Week On Real World."
By the Trash Man.
^Janet and Irene Kiss, but decide
they like boys better.
^Nate gets an attitude adjustment.
^Lindsey gets caught shoplifting
at Victoria's Secret.
^Irene vacations in Connecticut.
***U R Tuned 2 KATI***
*** Radius Radio. ***
*** 99 on your dial***
As we stand in the rink of a new
millenium; ah but who's counting.
Live from Rusted Root, Pennsylvania
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's
PAP PAWN (Prime Anarchist Prod.,
Prime Anarchist World News Tonite)
With Morley Shaver, Rupert Third-
Rock, and Wolf Schitzer.
[PAWN] - INDIAN GETS OUT OF JAIL
by Alison Lovendowski, a Prime
Anarchist World News Special
Report. -Dateline 21mar99-
MENOMINEE, WI. - Medical Marijuana
charges against Walkin Refrigerator
were dropped Tuesday when Menominee
County Sheriff Walkin Tonka drove
up and threatened to bust him out
of jail if the entire tribe doesn't
legalize pot.
"C'mon, Warden," Tonka was heard
pleading, Monday night, "The guy's
got glaucoma in his eyes so thick
it's coming out his ears, his lungs
are bleeding, polyps hanging off
his butt looking like string cheese
and his left testicle hurts, for
crying out loud. Give the guy an
aspirin or legalize pot."
"Let me get this straight," said
Warden Whipper T. Nordistrugle, "you
say Refrigerator's got glaucoma,
bleeding lungs, polyps, walking
pneumonia, and blueballs, and you
want either one aspirin or marijuana
legalized?"
"I said, the guy's got glaucoma
in his eyes so thick it's bleeding out
his ears, his lungs are shot, tumors
all over his ass, and blueballs.
Pneumonia would about kill him right
now. Give him an aspirin or legalize
dope!"
Nordistrugle looked through the
rulebooks for dispensing of aspirin,
and dispensing of herbs legal and
illicit. The herb book was 29 pages,
yet the aspirin book was 432 pages
long. Apparently aspirin is not allowed
within 50 miles of any prisons in the
continental united states.
"Holy Hoohah," were the last words
Nordistugle used that night. The following
morning he marched into Menominee Tribal
Conference Hall and Bingo Mall, shouted
at the top of his lungs, "Medical Pot
Will Be Legal From Here On In. MPL43-102."
He then took a black and gold oversized
pen with the words Untied States Senate,
and signed the tribal bill into law.
Refrigerator was released on his own
trust, and Sheriff Walkin Tonka was last
seen in the Purgatory Lounge, (yes, across
from St. Pringles Parish) complaining
about how he never got to use his 3 inch
thick hemp rope and his shiny new bumper
hitch.
-#-
EX-MARINE OFFENDED ABOUT SPORTS TEAM NAME.
(PAWN) - Minneapolis. Erik Larsen is
offended about the name "Vikings."
"I know Amerikans never appease people
of colour unless they take care o' the
white people first," said Larsen to our
special War Whore Core Despondent, Walt
Street. "So maybe if they rename the
Vikings to the Niggers or the Wannabes -
next up for change may be the Redskins
or the Braves, right?" Larsen is a
former linebacker for the US Marines,
aside from his grandmother's side of
the family who were real live Vikings
"when they were alive," he calls himself
mostly white.
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A shortie.
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