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Note too the drink specials. We won’t get into what a “Naked Ninja Turtle” is, because it is a “fucking retarded” shot. Okay, it is mostly Sprite and some green schnapps, with a “fucking retarded” name. Harvey Wallbangers…I don’t think anyone has ordered a Harvey Wallbanger since gents were doing the lindey hop with their best gals during the Hoover administration. The college kids love Tom Collin’ses. Tom Collin’ses, Tom Collins “bombs”…they cannot get enough of that shit.

I swear to Christ…

Charles enjoys three things: welding, breaking tools, and dinosaurs. Combine the three and you get this:

C-Rex. Appearing soon on creigslist. rrawr
Well done. I give you 4 emoticons

I wonder if Katie checks out bouncerblog.com…

I bet I find out soon

I get tired of looking at my dual 20-inchers (note the excessive number of unix windows)

I imagine my dual 20-inchers tire of me too


***edit…emoticons work on wordpress but my fucking links don’t???***

I’ll let you decide. Here is my mom (right) holding a quilt, next to a neighborhood child wearing a quilt, her Halloween costume. No shit.

I know the King of Pop named his child ‘Blanket’…I have heard the explanation twice and am still flabbergasted.

David Thorne…pure genius. Click on the link, please.

Spider Payment

Read through it; hands down the funniest internet thing I have seen in some time.

You are getting fatter, retard.

Draw your own conclusions…

I just wrapped up day two as a quality assurance analyst at Zoot Enterprises. The best thing about the job so far…

…sweet chew holder.

Big Rod suggested that I lighten my hi-liter lode to accommodate for a flask. Maybe next week.

Take that!

I love these things.