James Randi Calls Out Audiophile: I'm Sure the Crickets Will Sound Fantastic
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Nothing amuses me more than a dust-up with an audiophile. (I still haven't mustered the gumption to ask MSNBC columnist Gary Krakow to give me a nugget of the stash he was sampling when he suggested the original Playstation is a world-class CD player after you leave it on for three days to warm up.) Now famed bullshit caller James Randi has put the screws to "Positive Feedback Online" editor Dave Clark, who claimed the "Anjou" cables from Pear Cable—just $7,250 for 12-feet!—are "very danceable."
Randi has offered his now-mythical Million-Dollar Prize to anyone can prove the Anjou are any better than wires from Monster Cable, a company that also spews plenty of audiophilic marking dreck to hawk its cables, but at least sells products at a modest ten- or twenty-times mark up, instead of Pear's hundreds.
More Cable Nonsense [Randi.org via Gizmodo]
It is a strange day when Monster Cable, that venerable high-margin profit center of audio and video retailers everywhere, seems like the the fair-minded, reasonably priced alternative :-)
In the case of the Pear Cables that Giz posted about, Kevin Lee (son of Monster founder Noel Lee) stopped by an earlier thread to comment. Rather than being critical of Pear and their outrageous BS cables, Kevin actually commiserated with them, saying "Hey Pear, welcome to the firing line :)"
Kevin generously offered to come to a San Francisco area Gizmodo reader's home and let them audition fine Monster speaker cables, but when asked said that offer was not to include the opportunity to double blind test the Monster Cables, adding:
While this could represent the triumph of the lone genius over the orthodoxy of science, I take it to represent someone who realized that he could leverage the fact that audiophiles think they can hear a difference even when engineering science says they can't by providing audiophiles with a range of high quality, vanity-priced products that audiophiles will "know" sounds better.
The only difference between Pear and Monster is one of degrees. They are both in the overpriced, over-hyped cable business. Pear, however, is completely shameless. But, neither Pear or monster will go anywhere a proper double blind test.
This post is my opinion (er, well, except for the quotes and stuff :-) ).
What pisses me off more than anything are the HDMI and DVI cables that Monster and several others sell for obscene markups. Cables carrying a digital signal need only minimally carry the signal! If they accomplish that modest goal, then there can be no possible improvement via the fancy material components that typically are used to justify the markup.
Makes me spitting mad.
Just a side note, I don't think I'd use "mythical" to describe the JREF Prize. While the payoff may be of near mythic-proportions, calling the prize "mythical" plays into the hands of the Randi haters who know that their paranormal claims can't be proven in a proper test and try to attack Randi's credibility to deflect criticism from their inability to pass a legitimate test.
Yeah, that's worded a bit confusingly. I only meant it's mythical because nobody's ever been able to win it. :)
Why wouldn't a piece of equipment (a computer, perhaps?) with both output and input jacks be fully capable of testing for signal degradation in a purely scientific manner?
Oh, wait, I work at a retailer that sells Monster cables. I know exactly why.
"Sisyphean?" :-)
This is the coolest thing I've read all day. As sadistic as it seems, I love seeing audiophiles get their chains yanked. My position is, if you're spending more than was spent on the original studio equipment, you're spending far too much.
I also think that any difference that won't show up on a lab-grade high frequency oscilloscope won't show up in your ears. And many differences that do represent a degradation in sound quality rather than an improvement. (For example, "warmth," "presence," etc.)
Randi is one of my modern-day heroes.
Ah...perhaps "legendary" would be a better choice, then? Mythical implies an inability to prove via direct evidence...legendary equates to little more than well known and well aged.
I'd suggest "paradoxical": it's only possible to win it by doing the impossible.
I seem to remember that they *did* get some of these audiophile nutjobs to do a double-blind test of a series of *insanely* expensive speaker wire against a spool of lamp cord from Home Depot.
The results were evenly distributed between each of the wires, including the dirt cheap lamp cord. In other words, nobody could tell the difference.
As long as you've got a good connection, and a heavy enough gauge to carry your signal, any moderately priced wire will be just fine. (Hint: Good connections are easy, even without gold-plated connectors, which serve only to protect against oxidation on the contacts which is pretty unlikely to begin with. Also, if you need to ask if your wire is a heavy enough gauge, it probably is.)
I love the classics, like this NY Times article:
The trick Mr. Dunlavy pulled in the previous comment is one used by studio engineers when dealing with demanding musicians who've long since blown their hearing by playing in loud rock clubs with no protection for their ears. You can appease a client simply by turning a knob that does nothing and waiting until they like how it sounds. This has extended into the software realm with the creation of plug-ins for major DAWs that do nothing but pass an unmodified audio stream. They do, however, have plenty of knobs and buttons and blinky lights to placate clients who insist on fiddling around with things or making uninformed demands.
As a commercial audio installer I'll back up what everyone is saying. We use appliance grade, oxygen free cable. Simply select a wire gauge which won't have too high an impedance for the job you're using it for (larger cable/smaller gauge = lower impedance).
The best thing I saw with respect to digital cables was a device that sharpened-up the square wave from your fancy-pants CD player before it entered your equally over-priced amplifier. I even heard an audiophile swearing that it resulted in smoother base and sharper - I think he called them - "accents". They showed the before and after digital streams on an oscillosope and everything.
Audiophile nutjobs are ripe for ripping-off, they deserve everything they get.
Anybody want to buy my antistatic wrist-strap? You need to earth yourself before touching any of your equipment's knobs or else the static will infect your datastream. Only $399.95.
I LOVE to see products like this. Anyone with that much money and that little sense SHOULD spend it on useless items like these cables, fast dangerous cars, haircuts, jewelery, iPhones, and any other display of excess. It's Darwinism, folks!
It's the essence of a trickle down economy. If the rich did NOT waste their resources and instead compiled their wealth, there would be a lot of Unique Whip (and AutoZone), fashion designers (and Macy's) employees out of work. As well as the market for the not so rich (read poor) who try to EMULATE excessive consumption. How many phat gold chains are solid gold, eh??? If the members of this market niche were hungry, well they would allocate their resources differently.
Target marketing this high $ audience makes perfect sense to me.
Hey - are those cables MADE IN CHINA??????
I own an AV Store, featuring mainly entry level high-end product, not crazy high end stuff.
With many cables, you will not hear a difference, but with video cables, especially HDMI, there are huge differences in their ability to actually carry a signal. Many cables simply don't work on anything over 4 or 6 meters. They break up. If you bend them they don't work right. Lots of problems.
RE Home Depot cables: It wasn't lamp cord, it was the plain-jane 14 gauge orange extension cord.
Google "Home Depot HD-14 speaker cable" and follow the hilarity.
(Paul Seydor and Neil Gader took a two-part speaker cable survey in The Absolute Sound magazine, issues 146 and 147. The HD-14s were slipped in and the emperor's clothes were much admired)
"Legendary" is the proper term. Randi has some serious backers. (e.g. the James Randi Foundation was set up with a very large donation from a supporter.) I have no doubt that he can certainly deliver the money if he's ever proven wrong.
He won't be, of course.
Cables are only the beginning.
Check out this nonsense:mpingo discs
http://www.shunmook.com/text1.htm
I find it funny that so many people say "If you can't measure it on an oscilloscope it can't be heard".
I for one do not believe much of the hype surrounding audiophile products, but have heard first hand that there is a difference between two different sets of cables. The question of whether or not one is 'better' than the other is a subjective one - that is why many (if not most) reviewers will hold that their reviews are opinions.
However, audio signals (especially anything beyond mono) carried through differing pieces of equipment (all with their associated elcetrical properties such as damping, input capacitance, resistance, etc) are extremely complex by the time they reach any ears and it would be difficult, if not impossible, for an engineer to come up with a proper list of the things that should be measured to give an accurate picture of what is going on.
Maybe Randi could give the million dollar prize to the engineer who can definitively measure what some hears (and obviously prove that there is nothing else to measure) - that's more akin to impossible than making a cable that 'sounds' different (and possibly better) than the standard monster cable.
Fortunately for all of us Randi's test cuts through all of that BS:
You see, Randi proposes that actual human ears be used to test whether Pear Cables make an audible difference as Clark proudly proclaims they do--and not just any ears, the ears of an "expert" who says he can definitely hear a profound difference. So it should be no problem for Clark to snap up that $1,000,000. Well, that is, unless he's lying or self-deluded :-)
You see, it is really simple. It isn't about some subjective claim of whether Pear's bs cables sound "better" than regular high quality cables, it is about whether they make any discernible difference in a proper test. Clark says the cables are the best he's heard, danceable, with great "pace" and "swing." He can totally hear the difference, he claims. Randi is simply offering Clark $1,000,0000 dollars to demonstrate that he can actually do what he already claims he can.
You know that there is no way that someone hasn't told Clark about the Giz post and Randi's offer. He is probably plotting some excuse right now of how he doesn't believe in "reductionist" science or monetary gain or other such claptrap. I think it will be pretty obvious why Clark won't walk off with the prize...
Hah! I hadn't seen that. Probably because I don't waste my time reading Krakow's articles any more, after long ago (ten years? how can he stay employed for so long?) he wrote the absurd claim that a specific brand of "gold" MiniDisc blanks produced better sound than some other "non-premium" make (these are the digital recording media for Sony's MiniDisc digital audio recorders, in case anyone has forgotten about them :) ).
And yes it is amusing and frightening at the same time to see how people can be influenced by hocus-pocus, and arbitrarily claims not backed up by any scientific fact. If only the problem were limited to audio equipment, we might not have so much to worry about.
"Oxygen free copper cables"?
Please. Don't make me laugh. I have chapped lips.
OK, is it oxygen free cables that sound better because the electrons don't bump into the oxygen atoms and slow down and get all out of sequence, or is there some other BS about oxygen free copper I'm forgetting?
I think my favorite audiophile money removing device is the Quantum Dot CD sound improving device.
Read all about it
http://www.machinadynamica.com/machina64.htm
Warning! This BS WILL MAKE YOUR HEAD ASPLODE!
For a good collection of total Audiophile BS, just check out Positive Feedback Online's Brutus awards. Winners include the Machina Dynamica "Clever Little Clock," a cheap Timex travel alarm with an orange sticker on it.
Remember, this isn't just audiophile BS, it's Positive Feedback Online award-winning audiophile BS:
http://www.positive-feedback.com/Issue28/brutus.htm
Machina Fraudica claims:
More of everything??? Shouldn't that mean there will be more distortion??? Like most magical audiophile products, the "Clever Little Clock" fraud only "improves" audio and magically never degrades it...
This post is my opinion.
i agree that there is a LOT of snake oil and hype, and that there is, as usual, a sucker born every minute.
that being said, i have heard differences in cables many times - in fact, i just did a review of some and my results were the same as other reviewers. I realize that it was in an open thread where the reviews were posted, but i at least know that for myself i did not read any of the posts prior to my listening tests...
I think that part of the problem is this: many people who naysay differences by changing cables, for example, may not be able to hear those differences. There may be (it's likely, given our modern background noise levels) a significant portion of people who suffer from aural myopia, for lack of a better term...When without their glasses, a person that needs glasses does not automatically put into question what a person with 'normal' vision sees.
yet we seem to be fine putting down what another person hears as bullsh*t.
seems kinda contrary to logic, no?
Bah, that's nothing, PWB Electronics sell a crocodile clip for £500. Check out SciencePunk for a long conversation with its creators.
Also on SciencePunk:
Magic pebbles to absorb unwanted sound... $129
A $30,750 speaker cable by Aurant. Beat that.
Sweet.
"That being said, i have heard differences in cables many times - in fact, i just did a review of some and my results were the same as other reviewers."
It is important to note that nobody is saying that crappy cables can't sound bad. What I'm saying is that above a certain level of quality speaker cables in short runs are not audibly discernible from one another in double blind test. The Pear cables are not audibly different from regular high quality cables. JREF has put $1,000,000 on the line to back that up. If you have magic hearing you could walk off with that prize, but you'd have to do some preliminary legwork, testing and publicity first. But for a $1,000,000 a small outlay would certainly be worth it.
However, since you didn't use a double blind test you can't be sure that the differences you think you heard are actual audible differences rather then placebo.
"I think that part of the problem is this: many people who naysay differences by changing cables, for example, may not be able to hear those differences. There may be (it's likely, given our modern background noise levels) a significant portion of people who suffer from aural myopia, for lack of a better term...When without their glasses, a person that needs glasses does not automatically put into question what a person with 'normal' vision sees.
yet we seem to be fine putting down what another person hears as bullsh*t.
seems kinda contrary to logic, no?"
Yes, I'm putting down what "another person hears as bullshit" because that person is a human being subject to errors in threshold of perception judgement and to placebo effect. Double bind tests prevent these errors from being a factor and allow us to separate what is true from what merely seems to be true.
As to your point about some people having better hearing than others, that is irrelevant. Why? Because nobody, not even self-selected experts, audiophiles and "golden ears," can hear the difference between regular high quality speaker cables and super premium cables in a double blind test. So, it isn't about whether I can hear the difference, it is about whether anyone can hear a difference. Remember, $1,000,000 says it can't be done--by anybody.
The problem would seem to be that pesky lack of double blind testing for your reviews. You need to change that if you want to have valid results that are not colored by your subconscious. And excuses like "Oh, sure it was an open test but I didn't read reviews first" are just that, excuses. Go back and do a proper DBT and see if your "review" still holds up. If it does, you could win $1,000,000... However, I what I think you will find is that those differences that were so obvious in "open" testing will completely disappear in double blind testing. There is a good chance that rather than accept the reality that you imagined the differences you will come up with some unjustified attack on double blind tests so that you won't have to believe that you were self-deluded.
PS
As of 10:18 AM PST, Oct 3, 2007 the blockquote tag seems to have been retroactively disabled. This means that the quotes in some of my posts now appear without quotations. Please be careful in parsing my earlier posts due to this retroactive change in formatting.