Klaus Pierre, French-German Action Hero

Posted on February 19, 2008 12:40 AM |


Klaus Pierre, a French/German actor, aspires against all odds to become America's next great action hero. We met Klaus in the previous BBtv episode "Point Break and Heartbreak," in which he revealed his devotion to the great Keanu Reeves; today, Klaus studies broadsword combat, in hopes of conquering the RenFaire circuit and moving every zig for great justice. But breaking through to true action hero stardom requires endurance, dedication, talent, and Keanu Reeves underwear -- guess which one out of four Klaus actually has.

Special thanks to Nick Nardelli and To the Wolves for their song, "Bloodwings," in this episode. Their rockin'/scary-ass album, "Death, and the Company You Keep" came out a few months ago, and may lead to involuntary Satanic hand-gestures in unsuspecting listeners.

Thanks also to the sword school Academy of Arms.

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#1 posted by Vicky , February 20, 2008 6:48 AM

Double LOL... I love this schtick. I feel healing down deep in my molecules. Keep the yolks comming.
Thank you guys.

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#2 posted by Vicky , February 20, 2008 6:49 AM

Double LOL... I love this schtick. I feel healing down deep in my molecules. Keep the yolks coming.
Thank you guys.

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#3 posted by Anonymous , February 20, 2008 8:11 AM

Pinky Punch!

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#4 posted by David Carroll , February 20, 2008 9:26 AM

I have met people like Klaus, and I do admire his positive "can do" attitude.

But I hate to inform Klaus that the next "action hero" is more likely to be a wireframe in Maya.

Plus if he ever does become famous, someone will dig up this video of his ponytail and it will be game over.

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#5 posted by pedmands , February 20, 2008 9:42 AM

Haha oh man, this guy's clearly a comic genius.

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#7 posted by Maurik , February 20, 2008 10:08 AM

Hahaha amazing, who can translate the other languages!?

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#8 posted by Robert , February 20, 2008 1:03 PM

Good luck, Klaus! It's so hard to break into Hollywood but he has a lot of positive energy. If Jean-Claude Van Damme can do it, so can this guy.

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#9 posted by rhys , February 20, 2008 7:09 PM

F@#k 'em if they can't take a joke, eh? hahaha nice work

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#10 posted by BookJunkie , February 23, 2008 4:50 PM

No way is this guy either French or German. He looks like he just walked out of the cornfields in Iowa or some town in the flatlands of America. His accent is so obviously fake. He is just acting out the European Clichés, so passé!!!!!

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#11 posted by Jeni426 , February 25, 2008 9:41 AM

I HAVE MET KLAUS PIERRE!! This is so weird... I met him at the Cannes Film Festival and thought he was so cute and sweet.. ( I mean, naturally- HE IS FRENCH!!) ( but I didn't realize he was half german as well...) We started talking and I thought things were going really well... ( after a few glasses of wine, and a cute french man- what would YOU expect?!) but THEN HE LEFT ME AT THE PARTY. He said "I am going to get a drink." and then I never heard from him again... I thought I had made him up- or that he was a figment of my most vivid of fantasies... but he actually exists!!

I can't believe that I have found him on boing boing because when I met him in real life I was absolutely smitten with his heartfelt attitude and dedication to becoming the next action hero. (he really is obsessed with the Matrix!)

Klaus Pierre doesn't know it yet, but he is MY hero.... I think I might even start a fan club.:)

GO KLAUS!

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