Klaus Pierre, a French/German actor, aspires against all odds to become America's next great action hero. We met Klaus in the previous BBtv episode "
Point Break and Heartbreak," in which he revealed his devotion to the great Keanu Reeves; today, Klaus studies broadsword combat, in hopes of conquering the RenFaire circuit and moving every zig for great justice. But breaking through to true action hero stardom requires endurance, dedication, talent, and Keanu Reeves underwear -- guess which one out of four Klaus actually has.
Special thanks to Nick Nardelli and To the Wolves for their song, "Bloodwings," in this episode. Their rockin'/scary-ass album, "Death, and the Company You Keep" came out a few months ago, and may lead to involuntary Satanic hand-gestures in unsuspecting listeners.
Thanks also to the sword school Academy of Arms.