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Ten reasons why Blogorrah took July off:

1. Busy reading Shane Hegarty's Present Tense blog in The Irish Times. It's so now.
2. Editor Derek O'Connor (right) fronting Bronski Beat tribute band "The Commune Arse'.
3. Blogorrah still inconsolable following Frank McNamara's defeat in Dublin South Central
4. Larry Ryan (left) whereabouts unknown after doing "really shit" Leaving.
5. Tom McGurk refused to guest edit.
6. Waiting for the whole Lovely Girl 'Sex-For-Mentions' scandal to die down.
7. Evening Herald considered funnier satirical news source.
8. Glorious sunshine and absence of rain/flooding in Manhattan .
9. Blogorrah staff busy working PR for Joe O'Reilly. Too soon?
10. Dog food poison and lack of business acumen bring US dog magazines to the brink of closure plunging John Ryan into month-long depression and Derek back to his Donegal-based Zombie screenplay. Larry moves in with German masseuse 'friend' Wolfgang.